LOL Josh Hamilton

[baseline bum]

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[monosylab1k]

:lol how many relapses can you have before it's not a relapse, it's just your normal routine.

[The Gemini Method]

He's in love with the coco.

[Chris]

:lmao 5 years $125 millions
:lmao Pujols
:lmao Angels

[MultiTroll]

Players union means full pay for Hamilton?
Can the Angels opt out or no way in hell?

[Biernutz]

The word leaking out is that Josh will have to sit for a full year.

[monosylab1k]

:lmao trying to trade Josh back to Texas before this shit got out

[Robz4000]

:lmao trying to trade Josh back to Texas before this shit got out

:lol did they really?

[monosylab1k]

:lol did they really?

:lol yeah back in December the Angels were shopping him, they tried to pawn him off to Texas but there was zero interest.

[Robz4000]

:lol yeah back in December the Angels were shopping him, they tried to pawn him off to Texas but there was zero interest.

Thank God. If the FO was retarded enough to take him back they'd need to be lined up and shot executioner-style.

[Chris]

Hopefully he will find some proper rehab in a proper baseball town.

[lefty]

:lol baseball
King Emmanuel

[Strange Love]

Red Sox were interested in this guy once. Bullet fucking dodged.

[MultiTroll]

Hopefully he will find some proper rehab in a proper baseball town.
Is it on the teams dime too? Cause Hamilton only makes like 20 mil a year.
MLBPA freakin greediest union in the nation.
Altho even slightly soaking owners kinda makes it okay.

[Chris]

Is it on the teams dime too?

Assuming this is true:


If Hamilton is sent to rehab, he would receive his full salary for 30 days, and then half his salary over the next 30 days. If he's suspended, but does not have to attend rehab, Hamilton would not be paid during the suspension.

MLB is also trying to determine whether Hamilton should be charged as a fourth-time offender of the drug policy. If that's the case, Hamilton could be suspended for the entire season.

MLB would more than likely foot the bill, not the team.

[MultiTroll]

The arbiter that ruled Hamilton gets his full salary all of 2015 and faces zero suspension.
http://www.laborarb.com/images/arbitrators/Screen%20Shot%202011-11-15%20at%2011.58.59%20AM.png
Rumors are Hamilton offered to hook her up with his aunt.

[Monostradamus]

lol this will go down as the worst contract of all time.

[Mal]

If I go to work drunk or high, I`m let go within a minute somebody realise. How does those pro-atheats got special treatment ?

[baseline bum]

If I go to work drunk or high, I`m let go within a minute somebody realise. How does those pro-atheats got special treatment ?

Because they're one in a million talents not easily replaceable, and thus have lots of bargaining power in their union?

[Mal]

Because they're one in a million talents not easily replaceable, and thus have lots of bargaining power in their union?

Angels do want to replace this guy talents

[baseline bum]

Angels do want to replace this guy talents

I'm talking about the players and their union as a whole, since they make the owners so much money.

[MultiTroll]

Related.
Shows what a dumbf Sciosa is.
You Texans tipped us off and Hamilton was obviously using, especially during his playoff appearance. Yes Coach Dumbf puts him in the lineup anyways.

[baseline bum]

:lol Rangers

sports.yahoo.com/news/sources--angels-nearing-deal-to-send-josh-hamilton-to-rangers-222622879.html

[Robz4000]

:lmao OH MY GOD

[baseline bum]

Apparently the Rangers are only paying a little more than $6 million of his contract.

http://rangersblog.dallasnews.com/2015/04/sources-texas-rangers-to-take-on-less-than-7-million-of-josh-hamilton-deal.html/

[Blake]

Wow. They have a lesser chance of getting locker room cancer if they were to fill the air vents with second hand smoke. And the worst part is that they know this.

[Monostradamus]

:lmao trying to trade Josh back to Texas before this shit got out
:lmao trying to trade Josh back to Texas AFTER this shit got out......and succeeding!

[Infinite_limit]

I like it for Rangers. Franchise was in decline, needed to take a gamble. Angels also no brainer.

[MultiTroll]

:lmao trying to trade Josh back to Texas AFTER this shit got out......and succeeding!
apparantly even thru his coke snorting and boozing he put up consistently good numbers in Texas. Like the one and only park. Go figure.

[MultiTroll]

Now out on rehab.
Wonder if any painkillers will be involved.