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Buddy Mignon
02-26-2015, 05:02 AM
or any woman for that matter... they'd lose her because ya can't bust back2back nuts.:rollin

You see... me on the other hand... I got crazy stamina. Boom boom boom... straight up in yo ass. It takes a strong man to defend his shit. It takes a much stronger man to defend it twice. Your first round exit will like a woman kicking you out of bed after you premature ejaculation.

Infinite_limit
02-26-2015, 05:45 AM
Awkward boner

Koolaid_Man
02-26-2015, 07:45 AM
or any woman for that matter... they'd lose her because ya can't bust back2back nuts.:rollin

You see... me on the other hand... I got crazy stamina. Boom boom boom... straight up in yo ass. It takes a strong man to defend his shit. It takes a much stronger man to defend it twice. Your first round exit will like a woman kicking you out of bed after you premature ejaculation.


Something been wrong with me lately...I've only been able to get one good solid nut...and I'm tired...that second nut takes too long to come....but it's been up and down...I can still get it if the girl is really getting me off....maybe I need more caffeine..this is scaring me bro....:lol

benefactor
02-26-2015, 08:05 AM
Sup luva...how was the movie?

LnGrrrR
02-26-2015, 08:09 AM
It's pretty amazing that Luva can bring down a site singlehandedly. Props.

Koolaid_Man
02-26-2015, 08:12 AM
It's pretty amazing that Luva can bring down a site singlehandedly. Props.

My man how you been....How are my sons doing? and the senorita is she still pretty? have you been scoping out any new Cantinas lately for your next victim....:lol

LnGrrrR
02-26-2015, 08:15 AM
My man how you been....How are my sons doing? and the senorita is she still pretty? have you been scoping out any new Cantinas lately for your next victim....:lol

lol sup Luva? Kids are fine, oldest has more legos than he knows what to do with, and the wifey is still hot as shit. Buys a lot of leggings and v-neck shirts now, I'm a big fan. Over here in the sand defending your freedoms, having fun in paradise. How you been?

Koolaid_Man
02-26-2015, 08:31 AM
lol sup Luva? Kids are fine, oldest has more legos than he knows what to do with, and the wifey is still hot as shit. Buys a lot of leggings and v-neck shirts now, I'm a big fan. Over here in the sand defending your freedoms, having fun in paradise. How you been?

Ahh the wifey...yes remember her well ;-) leggings and v-necks please do share again you're not the only fan :lol

I salute you for your fine service...you're a fine gentleman....and I've been miserable...Kobe is down...the Lakers are down...it's just been a shit storm the last few years...on top of that I've been getting constantly rejected online by these retarded ass bitches who don't know what they're missing...at any rate the lone good spot is that Tammy is divorced and he's gay so that made it all better :lol

stay safe over there my friend..good luck

Buddy Mignon
02-26-2015, 08:55 AM
Something been wrong with me lately...I've only been able to get one good solid nut...and I'm tired...that second nut takes too long to come....but it's been up and down...I can still get it if the girl is really getting me off....maybe I need more caffeine..this is scaring me bro....:lol

Its the porn... too much.

Buddy Mignon
02-26-2015, 08:59 AM
lol sup Luva? Kids are fine, oldest has more legos than he knows what to do with, and the wifey is still hot as shit. Buys a lot of leggings and v-neck shirts now, I'm a big fan. Over here in the sand defending your freedoms, having fun in paradise. How you been?

Kool is not Luva, you jagoff. Everything is great with me. Been doing a lot of traveling lately. Have you mirked a fucker yet?

DMC
02-26-2015, 09:11 AM
http://img.s-msn.com/tenant/amp/entityid/BBhZM7r.img?h=412&w=728&m=6&q=60&o=f&l=f&x=747&y=455

LnGrrrR
02-26-2015, 10:32 AM
Ahh the wifey...yes remember her well ;-) leggings and v-necks please do share again you're not the only fan :lol

I salute you for your fine service...you're a fine gentleman....and I've been miserable...Kobe is down...the Lakers are down...it's just been a shit storm the last few years...on top of that I've been getting constantly rejected online by these retarded ass bitches who don't know what they're missing...at any rate the lone good spot is that Tammy is divorced and he's gay so that made it all better :lol

stay safe over there my friend..good luck


Celtics suck too mang. At least we do have 1,454,292 picks in the next decade.

LnGrrrR
02-26-2015, 10:33 AM
lol Kool knows what I meant. Been working 14 hour days or so, can't think straight. No 'merkin yet, probably no merkin in the future, I'm comm. I just support all the 'merkin that goes on. A-10s are beastly mofos.

spurraider21
02-26-2015, 11:12 AM
lakers about to go back to back on entering the lottery

MultiTroll
02-26-2015, 11:52 AM
Let's meet at our usual spot for circle jerk.
http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-o/01/d9/ba/d1/motel-6-yakima.jpg

Buddy Mignon
02-26-2015, 12:46 PM
lakers about to go back to back on entering the lottery

You see... we men... we have this scale that we grade women on. The 0-10 scale, and it's wisdom I'll share with you. If you have a 5... its agreed upon us that shes average. Now... you look at 3 or a 4... and we call her below average, yes? Then there's that dog... that mutt... she dwells between 0-2. We say she's an ugly dog... it's unfortunate but its true. So... if I comment to you... mono's wife is not dog ugly, but shes definitely below average. You'd reply... oh... shes a 3 or 4. You still with me?

Now... you take a 6 or 7... they're not good looking but they're noticeably above average, which is a 5. Then there's those smoking hot 8's and 9's... these are the girls that most men fantasize about. Then there's that Dime Piece... a 10... she a knockout... and rare too. To be honest with you I avoid them at all cost... because she can get in my pocket.

Now... you're probably wondering why am I telling you all this. Its because of that 5... that bitch thinks she's all that for some strange fucking reason. She thinks she's closer to 10 than she is to 0. Shes just average... basic... no special effects at all. In fact, shes closer to 0 than she is to 10. There is no knight in shining armor waiting on her. No Romeo... no Casanova... no Prince Charming either. No one celebrates her lack of beauty, son.

DeadlyDynasty
02-26-2015, 12:56 PM
lol sup Luva? Kids are fine, oldest has more legos than he knows what to do with, and the wifey is still hot as shit. Buys a lot of leggings and v-neck shirts now, I'm a big fan. Over here in the sand defending your freedoms, having fun in paradise. How you been?
Which sandbox are you in?

LnGrrrR
02-28-2015, 11:46 AM
Kuwait, but at a barebones location. A-10s, killin' dem thangs.