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RsxPiimp
02-26-2015, 11:43 AM
Since Griffin's injury, DJ stepped up averaging 19.0 PPG and 19.5 RPG 2 BPG in the last 6 games.

22 Pts 27 Rebs vs Mavs
24 pts 20 Rebs vs Rockets
11 pts 15 Rebs vs Kings
26 pts 18 Rebs vs Spurs
9 pts 18 Rebs vs Grizzlies
22 pts 19 rebs vs Rockets

6 year/120 million deal, do it TOM :wow

100%duncan
02-26-2015, 12:05 PM
Do it :lmao


Max him for the myth of being a defensive presence when in reality all he could do is dunk

RsxPiimp
02-26-2015, 12:10 PM
Do it :lmao


Max him for the myth of being a defensive presence when in reality all he could do is dunk

:lol Ballmer
:lol white man cucked by another black man

100%duncan
02-26-2015, 12:11 PM
:lol Ballmer
:lol white man cucked by another black man

6AKirxsDvc8

better use that money to remove the retardness out of him

100%duncan
02-26-2015, 12:12 PM
I'd rather have a racist owner than that fucking retard tbh

Clipper Nation
02-26-2015, 12:55 PM
I'd rather have a racist owner than that fucking retard tbh
Sterling's 30+ years of loserdom were a lot more retarded than Ballmer's one year in which he hasn't even been able to do much, tbh.

Clipper Nation
02-26-2015, 12:55 PM
In before Fredo and Chazz give DeContract the max :lol

Stalin
02-26-2015, 04:39 PM
I'd rather have a racist owner than that fucking retard tbh



:lol:lol

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
02-26-2015, 04:45 PM
He would be a monster on Miami.


Whiteside is nothing spectacular.

RsxPiimp
02-26-2015, 04:47 PM
In before Fredo and Chazz give DeContract the max :lol

Ballmer gave the keys to Tom brah, and Tom is on record supporting the idea that DeAndre Jordan should get max dollars. You guys are fucked :lol

“He won’t ever accept an extension. Why would he?” “Everybody, they get what they earn. That’s basically in life and that will happen for D.J.”

Clipper Nation
02-26-2015, 05:13 PM
Ballmer gave the keys to Tom brah, and Tom is on record supporting the idea that DeAndre Jordan should get max dollars. You guys are fucked :lol

“He won’t ever accept an extension. Why would he?” “Everybody, they get what they earn. That’s basically in life and that will happen for D.J.”
Fredo and Chazz traded four draft picks for Nash... 'nuff said :lol

RsxPiimp
02-26-2015, 05:31 PM
CN pls :(

Clipper Nation
02-26-2015, 05:36 PM
CN pls :(

http://i.imgur.com/RI5o5jq.jpg
"They're saying we can have DeContract in exchange for our next ten first-round picks. Done deal?"

http://i.imgur.com/Jnvq0Mn.jpg
"Do it."

RsxPiimp
02-26-2015, 06:02 PM
:lol well done asshole

DMC
02-26-2015, 06:59 PM
Balmer is fucking wealthy as fuck. He couldn't throw all his money out his window fast enough to get rid of it before more arrives. Whatever he's doing, he's doing it well.

TheCultOfPersonality
02-27-2015, 11:35 AM
I have never been a DeAndre Jordan fan and was laughing when some of the experts thought that this project player was worthy of being a lottery pick.

While Jordan has never been worthy of being a lottery like some of the experts thought, I am willing to admit that he has been better in the NBA than I thought he would be.

RsxPiimp
02-27-2015, 11:44 PM
15 pts 22 rebs against Gasol tonight :worthy:

Clipper Nation
02-28-2015, 12:01 AM
I do have to give DeContract credit, he had a nice pass to Choke Paul in the third and a really good game overall.

DMC
02-28-2015, 12:43 AM
Blake is a decent player, decent, but he's a facade for that team and as long as they play through him they'll be early out.

Clipper Nation
02-28-2015, 12:54 AM
Choke Paul is a decent player, decent, but he's a facade for that team and as long as they play through him they'll be early out.

FIFY

DMC
02-28-2015, 01:09 AM
FIFY

Even you are fooled.

RsxPiimp
03-01-2015, 03:42 PM
9 Pts, 26 Rebs helding MVPau to 2/13 shooting :wow
DJ keeping the Clips afloat without Blake Griffin :worthy:

Clipper Nation
03-01-2015, 03:45 PM
Fredo giving DeContract the max and trading the farm for DeRozan :worthy:

Killakobe81
03-01-2015, 04:08 PM
Fredo giving DeContract the max and trading the farm for DeRozan :worthy:

Shiiiiiiiiit. Balmer wont let him walk unless he likes being the main big that is the only thing Lakers can offer. Clips can pay him more money for one year longer and have the better team and coach.

Clipper Nation
03-05-2015, 01:42 AM
DeContract: 0-6 from the FT line in clutch time and demonstrating his severe mental retardation in the 4th/OT :worthy:
Blowing a win that we had in the bag :worthy:

As I've said all along, he's not even close to a max player despite his padded stats in a contract year. If this franchise was smart, they'd sign-and-trade him this summer while his value is still artificially high. Instead, they'll probably give the max to an overglorified role player with one of the lowest basketball IQ's in the league.

RsxPiimp
03-05-2015, 01:49 AM
DeContract: 0-6 from the FT line in clutch time and demonstrating his severe mental retardation in the 4th/OT :worthy:
Blowing a win that we had in the bag :worthy:

As I've said all along, he's not even close to a max player despite his padded stats in a contract year. If this franchise was smart, they'd sign-and-trade him this summer while his value is still artificially high. Instead, they'll probably give the max to an overglorified role player with one of the lowest basketball IQ's in the league.

Please name a replacement big man for Jordan, thanks.

apalisoc_9
03-05-2015, 01:50 AM
If this guy wins DPOY or earns a an ALL nba team....

:bang

Clipper Nation
03-05-2015, 01:51 AM
Please name a replacement big man for Jordan, thanks.

I'll take any center that can make free throws and doesn't play like a retard in clutch time.

RsxPiimp
03-05-2015, 01:56 AM
I'll take any center that can make free throws and doesn't play like a retard in clutch time.

:lmao so you want Spencer Hawes

spurtech09
03-05-2015, 01:56 AM
hey someone needs to make a gif. of chris paul ......his reaction at the end of the 4th quarter was funny lol

DMC
03-05-2015, 01:57 AM
DeContract: 0-6 from the FT line in clutch time and demonstrating his severe mental retardation in the 4th/OT :worthy:
Blowing a win that we had in the bag :worthy:

As I've said all along, he's not even close to a max player despite his padded stats in a contract year. If this franchise was smart, they'd sign-and-trade him this summer while his value is still artificially high. Instead, they'll probably give the max to an overglorified role player with one of the lowest basketball IQ's in the league.


You should look toward Austin Rivers, JJ and Turkey Glue. Jordan took 5 shots, so he had some FTs... get a fucking rebound and you won't have to worry about him shooting FTs. Meanwhile JJ takes 27 shots, 4-12 from 3. Rivers goes 1-7. Turkey went like 3 for a million or something. There's your game.

Naive fans always think it's the last shots that cost them the game, not all that shitty chucking during the rest of the game "but we were in the lead".

Clipper Nation
03-05-2015, 01:57 AM
:lmao so you want Spencer Hawes

I specifically said "doesn't play like a retard." Hawes has been just as dumb, especially with his bad habit of momentum-swinging technicals.

DMC
03-05-2015, 01:58 AM
I'll take any center that can make free throws and doesn't play like a retard in clutch time.
So you'd take Tyler Zeller over prime Shaq. If the rest of your team didn't play like retards, there wouldn't have been a crunch time.

Clipper Nation
03-05-2015, 02:00 AM
You should look toward Austin Rivers, JJ and Turkey Glue. Jordan took 5 shots, so he had some FTs... get a fucking rebound and you won't have to worry about him shooting FTs. Meanwhile JJ takes 27 shots, 4-12 from 3. Rivers goes 1-7. Turkey went like 3 for a million or something. There's your game.

Naive fans always think it's the last shots that cost them the game, not all that shitty chucking during the rest of the game "but we were in the lead".

WTF are you talking about? He was being intentionally hacked when he bricked those FT's. I'm not blaming the entire loss on him, but he's not a max-contract player. He's too mentally weak to ever be the kind of franchise player that warrants that much money.

Yes, Turkoglu and Auscrub are horrible, but they're also not going to ask for a max contract this summer, which is what this thread is about.

CitizenDwayne
03-05-2015, 02:02 AM
:lol It's funny how Doc gets no criticism from the mainstream media about his obvious nepotism

Clipper Nation
04-29-2015, 01:05 AM
Since Griffin's injury, DJ stepped up averaging 19.0 PPG and 19.5 RPG 2 BPG in the last 6 games.

22 Pts 27 Rebs vs Mavs
24 pts 20 Rebs vs Rockets
11 pts 15 Rebs vs Kings
26 pts 18 Rebs vs Spurs
9 pts 18 Rebs vs Grizzlies
22 pts 19 rebs vs Rockets

6 year/120 million deal, do it TOM :wow

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao Tell me more about how "DeMonstar Jordan" deserves $120 million, dumbass :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

SPM
04-29-2015, 01:51 AM
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao Tell me more about how "DeMonstar Jordan" deserves $120 million, dumbass :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

He won't be your problem anymore CN. He's the Mavs problem now

StrengthAndHonor
04-29-2015, 08:21 AM
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao Tell me more about how "DeMonstar Jordan" deserves $120 million, dumbass :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao
Pretending to be a Clipper fan:lol


Biggest faggot in the site, you're pathetic tbh....