Duke v UNC game thread

[Venti Quattro]

Anyone watching this shit? Might be more interesting than the NBA games right now

[Clipper Nation]

:lol College basketball

[Infinite_limit]

Just finished at the local pub with my DUKE jersey. #1 Seed, 2nd Best team in Nation. Bring on Kentucka!

[lefty]

:lol College basketball

[spurraider21]

:lol College basketball
:lol cant beat a zone defense
:lol aimlessly swinging the ball around the perimeter for 40 seconds before some unathletic white guy jacks up a 3
:lol every shot is either a transition layup or a 3

[lefty]

:lol cant beat a zone defense
:lol aimlessly swinging the ball around the perimeter for 40 seconds before some unathletic white guy jacks up a 3
:lol every shot is either a transition layup or a 3
:lol

[Clipper Nation]

:lol cant beat a zone defense
:lol aimlessly swinging the ball around the perimeter for 40 seconds before some unathletic white guy jacks up a 3
:lol every shot is either a transition layup or a 3
:lol Old faggots who think this shit is better than the NBA because :cry "they have heart and they try hard!!!" :cry (translation: they're slow, white and unathletic) and :cry "they actually play defense!!!" :cry (translation: nobody can shoot)
:lol The full-court press actually working consistently because nobody can handle the ball
:lol Only watchable during March Madness, and even that has more to do with upsets and the brackets than the actual on-court product
:lol Just like povertyball, it shouldn't even count as a sport

[lefty]

:lol Old faggots who think this shit is better than the NBA because :cry "they have heart and they try hard!!!" :cry (translation: they're slow, white and unathletic) and :cry "they actually play defense!!!" :cry (translation: nobody can shoot)
:lol The full-court press actually working consistently because nobody can handle the ball
:lol Only watchable during March Madness, and even that has more to do with upsets and the brackets than the actual on-court product
:lol Just like baseball, it shouldn't even count as a sport

[spurraider21]

:lol college basketball
:lol baseball
:lol soccer

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Lumping in a great SPORT like baseball with trash like third-world kickball and college basketball
:lol NASCAR is more of a sport than poorball or college hoops

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Why is it not surprising that two Asians are acting tough on the Internet with historically bad takes about American sports, and even being behind on an International sport :lol leave it to Asians..

Chinks need to go back to making that bourbon chicken with fried rice and/or hitting the textbooks.

[spurraider21]

great SPORT like baseball
:lmao

[Infinite_limit]

DUKE has more 1st Rounders in the starting lineup than most of the bottom feeders in the NBA. They play defense, smart IQs and superior at shooting the basketball

http://i.usatoday.net/sports/gallery/2010/ncaa-men/tournament/seminfinals/three/duke6pg-vertical.jpg

[Clipper Nation]

And yet Rat Face will choke again in the tournament and then get slapped on the wrist (if that) for covering for a rapist.

[spurraider21]

Why is it not surprising that two Asians are acting tough on the Internet with historically bad takes about American sports, and even being behind on an International sport :lol leave it to Asians..

Chinks need to go back to making that bourbon chicken with fried rice and/or hitting the textbooks.
:lol girlfriend's sister dumped her cats on him
:lol got evicted because of said cats
:lol political science major
:lol wrote retarded 15 page papers on bullshit like ":cry what is freedom :cry"
:lol thinks he's smart because he read the wikipedia entry for Rousseau's Social Contract
:lol everybody else read it in high school
:lol wanted to go to law school, but was scared off by the LSAT
:lol massage therapy school instead
:lol henrik sedin
:lol daniel sedin

[Infinite_limit]

And yet Rat Face will choke again in the tournament and then get slapped on the wrist (if that) for covering for a rapist.
http://i905.photobucket.com/albums/ac255/kegstermd/ec%201_zpspthbv45k.jpg

[Venti Quattro]

Duke was solid in crunch time. Ugh that passing error by UNC

[Seventyniner]

:lol cant beat a zone defense
:lol aimlessly swinging the ball around the perimeter for 40 seconds before some unathletic white guy jacks up a 3
:lol every shot is either a transition layup or a 3

When did this turn into a Rockets thread?

[daslicer]

Not a fan college basketball but I do from time to time watch the top teams play to get a gauge of the top NBA prospects. Jalil Okafor looks like he's going to be a 20-10 player in the NBA.

[cd021]

35 second shot clock is trash, 24 seconds or don't call it basketball.

[Killakobe81]

Just finished at the local pub with my DUKE jersey. #1 Seed, 2nd Best team in Nation. Bring on Kentucka!

Kentucky gonna tap dat Duke Ass

[Infinite_limit]

35 second shot clock is trash, 24 seconds or don't call it basketball.
I think the argument is slimming down the shot clock gives more talented schools an even bigger advantage

[Infinite_limit]

Duke was solid in crunch time. Ugh that passing error by UNC
-REWATCHING-




*Turning Point*
14:36 remaining. Paige hits 3pointer to put Heels up 7. Winslow is on bench with foul trouble


- Okafor forces turnover / Goaltending on UNC.......Okafor OUT/Plumlee IN [Down 5]
- Pinson brick / Ty drives 2 FTs [Down 3]
- 10 second violation / Ty layup injury......Ty OUT/Grayson IN [Down 1]
- UNC 2 FTs / Grayson drive & Jefferson tip in [Down 1]
- Paige brick / Jefferson rebound & M.Jones 3 pointer [Up 2]

[Raven]

:lol girlfriend's sister dumped her cats on him
:lol got evicted because of said cats
:lol political science major
:lol wrote retarded 15 page papers on bullshit like ":cry what is freedom :cry"
:lol thinks he's smart because he read the wikipedia entry for Rousseau's Social Contract
:lol everybody else read it in high school
:lol wanted to go to law school, but was scared off by the LSAT
:lol massage therapy school instead
:lol henrik sedin
:lol daniel sedin

well that was awfully specific :lol

[100%duncan]

:lol cant beat a zone defense
:lol aimlessly swinging the ball around the perimeter for 40 seconds before some unathletic white guy jacks up a 3
:lol every shot is either a transition layup or a 3

This shit right here is the fucking truth :lmao

[TheCultOfPersonality]

35 second shot clock is trash, 24 seconds or don't call it basketball.
I agree.

[Infinite_limit]

This shit right here is the fucking truth :lmao
Basically described the Spurs 2014 offense

[100%duncan]

Basically described the Spurs 2014 offense

:lmao bulls
:lmao derrick rose
:lmao best team in the east when healthy
:lmao had to cheat in the SATs
:lmao might be dumber than Mayweather
:lmao losers since Jordan
:lmao big possibility that you werent even born then
:lmao bulls

[Jodelo]

When did this turn into a Rockets thread?

Underrated post. :lol

[cd021]

I think the argument is slimming down the shot clock gives more talented schools an even bigger advantage

fair point but the disparity of talent is another issue entirely. Its unwatchable. 30 seconds of cutting and passing before a contested jumper. A 24 shot clock would make the end of games much more exiting. If a team is down 10 with less than 4 minute remaining its probably over teams can hold the ball 30 seconds before shooting.

[Infinite_limit]

fair point but the disparity of talent is another issue entirely. Its unwatchable. 30 seconds of cutting and passing before a contested jumper. A 24 shot clock would make the end of games much more exiting. If a team is down 10 with less than 4 minute remaining its probably over teams can hold the ball 30 seconds before shooting.
I agree. Jay Bilas has been arguing for a chance a few years now