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Chris
03-11-2015, 03:04 PM
http://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/which-city-watches-the-most-online-porn-san-antonio-tops-google-trends-data

Let's cut right to the money shot: it's San Antonio, Texas.

Yea, according to Google Trends data from 2004 to the present (they're always watching), when not taking in a Spurs game or avoiding the Riverwalk, residents of the Alamo City spend more time ogling online porn than folks in any other US city. Or, at least, searching for the word "porn". In fact, they searched for it so much that they nailed a perfect 100 on Google's Search Volume Index (SVI), a score that indicates the total number of searches in each area relative to searches nationwide.

Want to hear something even crazier? Of the top 10 towns on Google's list, three of them are in TEXAS. Yes, Dallas was second (86). Houston, sixth (72). Who knew there were so many sad, horny people in the Lone Star State unimaginatively searching for pictures of naked people?

Anyway, before you start using the Incognito window for everything, here are the top 10 cities:

10. Alexandria, VA - 60 (tied with Philadelphia, PA)
9. Phoenix, AZ - 62 (tied)
9. New York, NY - 62 (tied)
7. Denver, CO - 67
6. Houston, TX - 72
5. Atlanta, GA - 75
4. Los Angeles, CA - 76
3. Chicago, IL - 80
2. Dallas, TX - 86
1. San Antonio, TX - 100

Or to check out the data yourself, click http://www.google.com/trends/explore#q=porn&geo=US&cmpt=q&tz=

Leetonidas
03-11-2015, 03:27 PM
That just shows how many dumbass be@ners live here tbh no one but people who don't know how to use the internet google the word "porn"

RD2191
03-11-2015, 03:52 PM
That just shows how many dumbass be@ners live here tbh no one but people who don't know how to use the internet google the word "porn"
don't underestimate the rednecks that surround the area

Aztecfan03
03-11-2015, 04:33 PM
That just shows how many dumbass be@ners live here tbh no one but people who don't know how to use the internet google the word "porn"

would explain why chula vista is the highest in san diego county.

Leetonidas
03-11-2015, 04:43 PM
don't underestimate the rednecks that surround the area


they probably google "incest" more frequently imo

DesignatedT
03-11-2015, 06:27 PM
That just shows how many dumbass be@ners live here tbh no one but people who don't know how to use the internet google the word "porn"

Thread
03-11-2015, 07:40 PM
I still enjoy the written word more than the visual.

I'm on my third copy of "Three Women." I've worn out 2 the last 20+ years.

AlexJones
03-11-2015, 07:49 PM
I still enjoy the written word more than the visual.

I'm on my third copy of "Three Women." I've worn out 2 the last 20+ years.

:lol I'll just bet you do.

Thread
03-11-2015, 07:57 PM
:lol I'll just bet you do.

It's true. I can process the written word. The visual is already processed for me.

Here is a fine passage from "Three Women."

[[[Only one small lamp was lit in Jan's bedroom.

Jan was on the bed, naked, kneeling with her head on a pillow and her knees folded under her body. Helen was also naked, kneeling behind Jan, her face pressed between Jan's buttocks.

Jan groaned. her eyes were closed, her mouth open, her breathing ragged. She could feel Helen's tongue in her vagina. Helen's tongue moving deep inside the passage. The older woman's tongue seemed as long as a penis. And her nose! Helen had her nose pressed against Jan's anus and the sensation was exquisite.]]]

Blake
03-11-2015, 08:06 PM
That just shows how many dumbass be@ners live here tbh no one but people who don't know how to use the internet google the word "porn"

Sounds to me more like old men deep in the heart of the Bible belt that are desperate to see young nudie pics.

Funny how Austin is smartier than that

RD2191
03-11-2015, 08:23 PM
they probably google "incest" more frequently imo
:lol

SupremeGuy
03-11-2015, 08:27 PM
What kind of fucking idiot actually googles "porn?" :lol That's like something an out-of-touch grandparent would google.

RD2191
03-11-2015, 10:04 PM
What kind of fucking idiot actually googles "porn?" :lol That's like something an out-of-touch grandparent would google.
:lol

FkLA
03-11-2015, 10:15 PM
:lmao not gonna lie, im part of the problem

HI-FI
03-11-2015, 10:23 PM
i'd rather bean3rs be fapping away then cranking out kids at an unparalleled rate.

:lmao not gonna lie, im part of the problem
det certain subgenre....

DMC
03-11-2015, 10:43 PM
It's true. I can process the written word. The visual is already processed for me.

Here is a fine passage from "Three Women."

[[[Only one small lamp was lit in Jan's bedroom.

Jan was on the bed, naked, kneeling with her head on a pillow and her knees folded under her body. Helen was also naked, kneeling behind Jan, her face pressed between Jan's buttocks.

Jan groaned. her eyes were closed, her mouth open, her breathing ragged. She could feel Helen's tongue in her vagina. Helen's tongue moving deep inside the passage. The older woman's tongue seemed as long as a penis. And her nose! Helen had her nose pressed against Jan's anus and the sensation was exquisite.]]]

It's like someone was asked to come up with a few lines in a hurry and that was it. I could do better than that if I was into that filthy smut. How many lamps does Jan have in her bedroom if only one was lit? Does she have several, why? Why did Helen need a light, was she giving Jan an inspection? How much penis has Jan had if she thinks a tongue is the size of a penis?

Thread
03-11-2015, 11:19 PM
It's like someone was asked to come up with a few lines in a hurry and that was it. I could do better than that if I was into that filthy smut. How many lamps does Jan have in her bedroom if only one was lit? Does she have several, why? Why did Helen need a light, was she giving Jan an inspection? How much penis has Jan had if she thinks a tongue is the size of a penis?

Nonetheless it's worked splendidly for me for over 20 years. tee, hee.

DMC
03-11-2015, 11:31 PM
Nonetheless it's worked splendidly for me for over 20 years. tee, hee.
Low threshold for arousal.

Thread
03-12-2015, 12:08 AM
Low threshold for arousal.

Because I can visualize it to my point of approval. That's why the written word works for me over the immediate visual. With visual I'm restless so to speak. With the written I can relax.

Thread
03-12-2015, 12:17 AM
Because I can visualize it to my point of approval. That's why the written word works for me over the immediate visual. With visual I'm restless so to speak. With the written I can relax.

And "restless" because I'm stuck with what I see. I cannot change it. It's there in front of me and set for all time, so consciously, or, even subconsciously I am disappointed, or, at least left wanting. With the written word each time I "use" it is a fresh time. The core is static, but, the edges change, the content is new and exactly what I want because I invent it on-the-spot.

HI-FI
03-12-2015, 12:18 AM
And "restless" because I'm stuck with what I see. I cannot change it. It's there in front of me and set for all time, so consciously, or, even subconsciously I am disappointed, or, at least left wanting. With the visual each time I "use" it is a fresh time. The core is static, but, the edges change, the content is new and exactly what I want.
Arn

Thread
03-12-2015, 12:19 AM
Arn

Arn

DMC
03-12-2015, 12:38 AM
And "restless" because I'm stuck with what I see. I cannot change it. It's there in front of me and set for all time, so consciously, or, even subconsciously I am disappointed, or, at least left wanting. With the written word each time I "use" it is a fresh time. The core is static, but, the edges change, the content is new and exactly what I want because I invent it on-the-spot.
Playboy for married men has the same centerfold every month.

DJR210
03-12-2015, 01:34 AM
:lmao not gonna lie, im part of the problem

You Google the word porn? How do you not have your reliable sites ready to go tbh?

TDMVPDPOY
03-12-2015, 03:22 AM
and whats the rankn for city with most bastard children?

DD
03-12-2015, 04:44 AM
and whats the rankn for city with most bastard children?

1. Detroit

Robz4000
03-12-2015, 04:55 AM
Sounds about right.

FkLA
03-12-2015, 04:46 PM
You Google the word porn? How do you not have your reliable sites ready to go tbh?

Nevermind. I just looked at the list in the OP and nothing else. Who the fuck still googles the word porn?

monosylab1k
03-12-2015, 05:06 PM
Sounds to me more like old men deep in the heart of the Bible belt that are desperate to see young nudie pics.

Funny how Austin is smartier than that

:lol I was thinking the same thing. Aside from NY/LA/CHI which should naturally show up due to population, every other city is in a red state "Tha guvmint needs ta quit lettin slut women get contraception handouts! Jesus don't want that!" as they go spraying loads of babymaker in a tissue while watching something Jesus probably wouldn't be too keen on.

lefty
03-12-2015, 05:28 PM
Lol fat necks who can't get laid

Blake
03-12-2015, 06:33 PM
:lol I was thinking the same thing. Aside from NY/LA/CHI which should naturally show up due to population, every other city is in a red state "Tha guvmint needs ta quit lettin slut women get contraception handouts! Jesus don't want that!" as they go spraying loads of babymaker in a tissue while watching something Jesus probably wouldn't be too keen on.

:lol or they hate the ghey marriage out loud but then wait for Judy to go to bed before they google "gay porn" and empty a full bottle of Jergens

DMC
03-12-2015, 06:57 PM
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DJR210
03-13-2015, 02:30 AM
Nevermind. I just looked at the list in the OP and nothing else. Who the fuck still googles the word porn?

it happens