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King Emmanuel
03-14-2015, 03:37 AM
http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/03/cocaine-grandfathers-ashes/


hmmm take a wild guess what race he belongs to




















https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/screen-shot-2015-03-10-at-6-53-49-am1.png?w=650&h=412

Malik Hairston
03-14-2015, 03:49 AM
:lmao that kid looks exactly like I imagined he would look like when I read the title of the thread, tbh..

ChumpDumper's future son IMO..

monosylab1k
03-14-2015, 08:22 AM
Sounds like a gag from some shitty Todd Phillips movie.

spurraider21
03-14-2015, 12:19 PM
:lmao that kid looks exactly like I imagined he would look like when I read the title of the thread, tbh..

ChumpDumper's future son IMO..
Chump and his partner will probably adopt tbh

Trill Clinton
03-14-2015, 12:26 PM
http://creepycrackershirts.com/images/CrackerAC-bumper-sml.jpg

DJR210
03-14-2015, 01:48 PM
Chump and his partner will probably adopt tbh

:lol

spurraider21
03-14-2015, 01:51 PM
http://creepycrackershirts.com/images/CrackerAC-bumper-sml.jpg
2:09


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CmzT4OV-w0&feature=youtu.be&t=2m9s

RD2191
03-14-2015, 01:56 PM
:lmao that kid looks exactly like I imagined he would look like when I read the title of the thread, tbh..

ChumpDumper's future son IMO..
:lmao

Pauly D
03-14-2015, 03:20 PM
hmmm take a wild guess what race he belongs to

Wait, what's the stereotype that makes you say this? Are white teens known for being cokeheads?

The Reckoning
03-14-2015, 03:32 PM
keith richards did the same thing to his dad's ashes

Infinite_limit
03-14-2015, 09:36 PM
What a shitty article/Web site



She says the three thought the ashes stored in a container was cocaine, but after they tasted it, they realized what they had really stolen . However, instead of bring it back, they scattered the ashes all over the highway as they fled.

So, they snorted a dead man’s ashes (gross) before unceremoniously dumping them in the road (awful). But then, it gets worse

Aztecfan03
03-14-2015, 10:07 PM
What a shitty article/Web site

yeah. I had the same thought.

IronMexican
03-15-2015, 06:36 PM
tbh, way too many people trying to defend their race. When I see a Mexican driving by in an Astro van with a virgin mary painted on it, I just shake my head and try to disassociate myself from them. Same thing when they try and fix up a shitty ass Civic and throw a flowmaster on it.

cantthinkofanything
03-15-2015, 06:42 PM
tbh, way too many people trying to defend their race. When I see a Mexican driving by in an Astro van with a virgin mary painted on it, I just shake my head and try to disassociate myself from them. Same thing when they try and fix up a shitty ass Civic and throw a flowmaster on it.What about when they come over here illegally and take jobs from hardworking black citizens?

IronMexican
03-15-2015, 07:03 PM
What about when they come over here illegally and take jobs from hardworking black citizens?

Most of those black people don't want those jobs anyways, tbh.

Bourdain dropped some nice troof on that.

mouse
03-16-2015, 05:05 PM
Wouldn't snorting Grandpa's ashes bring on grandmal seizures?

cantthinkofanything
03-16-2015, 05:08 PM
Wouldn't snorting Grandpa's ashes bring on grandmal seizures?

:lol