Great moments in auto texting history

[MultiTroll]

Voice texting that does not post what you said, or meant to say (breathing, pausing, whatever confuses the auto text).
There must be a ton of these but this is a real life example.
Divorced and now single buddy was looking for a gf. An acquaintence set him up with a gal. They texted back and forth about where and when to meet. He suggested a juice place that had recently opened.

He said "I'd like to meet you at new juice spot."

Auto text "I'd like to meat your juicy spots"

[DJR210]

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[MultiTroll]

:lol ^ good ones.

[cantthinkofanything]

I call bullshit on all those.

[MultiTroll]

good. thanks for the bump.

[Pauly D]

Every one of those is fucking bullshit. The reactions by the people who "make the mistake" are so phony and gay and they don't even give the text a second look before sending it? I've never seen any of those I thpught were real

[MultiTroll]

Just as funny as the auto text translations, i can imagine what has come down when one thought the voice activation was off and kept talking after the last text -or so they thought.

ie
"gawd she is a kuuunt supervisor, i wish they'd replace her"
"ok i just gave a face sickness report, let's hit the bar"
etc.