The Perfect Wife I Need In My Life

[Koolaid_Man]

For me it starts off with someone who's 40% white, 15% black, 15% latina, 10% thai, 10% filipino, 10% Hawaiian...

5'8 in height....120 lbs with an amazing ass and D tits....jet black curly wavy hair....

A woman who as soon as I come home from work greets me at the door by immediately pulling my cock out and giving me a sloppy BJ and then swallow it down...

Next forces me to sit at table naked while feeding me supper....cutting up my 16 ounce NY. Strip steak topped with Jumb crap and grilled shrimp...with a side of 6 ounce lobster in butter sauce ....accompaniment of asparagus with golden brown spiced fries....and pouring my glass of merlot mixed with lime and cranberry juice...

Afterwards she bathes me and dries me off...takes me to the bed and sits on my face and then fucks me till I fall asleep....wakes me up..and fucks me again until my tip is too sensitive and I cant take it....

Then turns on the bedroom fireplace....put the TV on Law and Order and then gets under the covers with me and presses her tits against my back while we slowly fade to sleep as it thunderstorms outside...

Perfecto!!!!!

[cantthinkofanything]

LOL at your percentages. Just silly.

[Koolaid_Man]

LOL at your percentages. Just silly.

That should equal 100%....I like mixed women too...they're the best...but white has to be the base....since white women are the freakiest and perform sex acts on command with no back talk...

[TDMVPDPOY]

For me it starts off with someone who's 40% white, 15% black, 15% latina, 10% thai, 10% filipino, 10% Hawaiian...

5'8 in height....120 lbs with an amazing ass and D tits....jet black curly wavy hair....

A woman who as soon as I come home from work greets me at the door by immediately pulling my cock out and giving me a sloppy BJ and then swallow it down...

Next forces me to sit at table naked while feeding me supper....cutting up my 16 ounce NY. Strip steak topped with Jumb crap and grilled shrimp...with a side of 6 ounce lobster in butter sauce ....accompaniment of asparagus with golden brown spiced fries....and pouring my glass of merlot mixed with lime and cranberry juice...

Afterwards she bathes me and dries me off...takes me to the bed and sits on my face and then fucks me till I fall asleep....wakes me up..and fucks me again until my tip is too sensitive and I cant take it....

Then turns on the bedroom fireplace....put the TV on Law and Order and then gets under the covers with me and presses her tits against my back while we slowly fade to sleep as it thunderstorms outside...

Perfecto!!!!!

this dream of urs eatting better then the avg american, is it possible on welfare?

[cantthinkofanything]

That should equal 100%....I like mixed women too...they're the best...but white has to be the base....since white women are the freakiest and perform sex acts on command with no back talk...

sure.

[Blake]

For me it starts off with someone who's 40% white, 15% black, 15% latina, 10% thai, 10% filipino, 10% Hawaiian...

5'8 in height....120 lbs with an amazing ass and D tits....jet black curly wavy hair....

A woman who as soon as I come home from work greets me at the door by immediately pulling my cock out and giving me a sloppy BJ and then swallow it down...

Next forces me to sit at table naked while feeding me supper....cutting up my 16 ounce NY. Strip steak topped with Jumb crap and grilled shrimp...with a side of 6 ounce lobster in butter sauce ....accompaniment of asparagus with golden brown spiced fries....and pouring my glass of merlot mixed with lime and cranberry juice...

Afterwards she bathes me and dries me off...takes me to the bed and sits on my face and then fucks me till I fall asleep....wakes me up..and fucks me again until my tip is too sensitive and I cant take it....

Then turns on the bedroom fireplace....put the TV on Law and Order and then gets under the covers with me and presses her tits against my back while we slowly fade to sleep as it thunderstorms outside...

Perfecto!!!!!

you seen Gone Girl?

[Koolaid_Man]

this dream of urs eatting better then the avg american, is it possible on welfare?

Thats where the 40% white comes in to play...they have connections back to mommy and daddy....so yes it's possible :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

you seen Gone Girl?

Nope...should I?

[Avante]

she was part this
and part that
had knock knees
and a layer of fat

but she was sweet
did her best
the hell with the fact
she only had one breast

her name was Sue
she weighed 248
and stood
4 foot two

but she sure could fuck
despite all that
the only problem
was peeling back
those layers of fat

but Kool was happy
had found his gal
finally he had
a real pal

[cantthinkofanything]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Avante likes boys
and fast jigaboos

[Koolaid_Man]

^I said perfect wife not perfect Pedo

[cantthinkofanything]

^I said perfect wife not perfect Pedo

I think the perfect wife for you would be Sherri Shepherd

[Koolaid_Man]

I think the perfect wife for you would be Sherri Shepherd

You're totally disgusting....imma bout to puke....dont even play me like that...

[Avante]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Avante likes boys
and fast jigaboos

Why do you constantly talk about boys?

[Avante]

^I said perfect wife not perfect Pedo

Dude, what woman would be interested in a total loser like you?

wife...what ya doing honey?
Kool...oh just talking about cock sucking and fucking on the internet,
wife...ok dear, have fun.

[cantthinkofanything]

You're totally disgusting....imma bout to puke....dont even play me like that...

No...really. You may not think so but you need a strong opinionated black woman in your life. Kind of like Tracy Jordan's character in 30 Rock.

[cantthinkofanything]

Dude, what woman would be interested in a total loser like you?

wife...what ya doing honey?
Kool...oh just talking about cock sucking and fucking on the internet,
wife...ok dear, have fun.

Oh...I like these

Judy: Avante, what are you doing hon?
Avante: I'm trying to get a damn erection
Judy: Do you want to come look at the children?
Avante: Not yet. I'm looking at pictures of Carl Lewis.

[Koolaid_Man]

No...really. You may not think so but you need a strong opinionated black woman in your life. Kind of like Tracy Jordan's character in 30 Rock.

Dude please stop...i get physicslly sick when you mention her name in the context of us hooking up....please stop...im getting neasuea

[Avante]

Oh...I like these

Judy: Avante, what are you doing hon?
Avante: I'm trying to get a damn erection
Judy: Do you want to come look at the children?
Avante: Not yet. I'm looking at pictures of Carl Lewis.

mom...what's so funny son?
you...Avante
dad...that's him!
you...what do you mean?
dad...he's the one you keep talking about in your sleep.
mom...yes dear, it was...oh Avante don't stop.
dad...yep, I heard that also
you...:depressed

[cantthinkofanything]

mom...what's so funny son?
you...Avante
dad...that's him!
you...what do you mean?
dad...he's the one you keep talking about in your sleep.
mom...yes dear, it was...oh Avante don't stop.
dad...yep, I heard that also
you...:depressed

so in your fantasy, I fantasize about you in my sleep?
weird.
Also telling that you like to make me a teenage boy living with his parents.

[Avante]

so in your fantasy, I fantasize about you in my sleep?
weird.
Also telling that you like to make me a teenage boy living with his parents.

You aren't a teenage boy living at home with mom and dad? You can't be serious.

[cantthinkofanything]

You aren't a teenage boy living at home with mom and dad? You can't be serious.

You must be disappointed.

[Avante]

You must be disappointed.

Where did you ever get this weird thing about me and little boys? I could say the same thing about you. Where does that come from? Why just make shit up? I think fucking queers suck, you have never read me say that?

[Koolaid_Man]

Hey Pedovante stay out of my thread or I will report you directly to Kori for spamming...stay on topic or go build a bear...

[cantthinkofanything]

Where did you ever get this weird thing about me and little boys? I could say the same thing about you. Where does that come from? Why just make shit up? I think fucking queers suck, you have never read me say that?

You're so sick.

[Avante]

Hey Pedovante stay out of my thread or I will report you directly to Kori for spamming...stay on topic or go build a bear...

See that thread about Avante and the Backdoor? Did you stay on topic? Should I report you for spamming?

You're not one of these limp wristed little fucks who can dish it but not take it are ya fucker?

That thread was about them blues.

Here you are...

love when bitches fuck my ass with their tongue....I've been getting ass tongue fucked for 15 yrs....and I'm straight as a fucking line...that shit feels amazing...when they lick your ass and balls all in one nice smooth motion....

I cant even lie on that shit...i bend my legs back to the head board like a bitch and let them lick away....sometimes I will get on my knees like a bitch face down ass up and let them eat out my black ass....hahaha....word is bond.....


So you expect me to do things you don't do?

[Avante]

You're so sick.

I'm not the one constantly talking about little boys ya fucking pedo.

[cantthinkofanything]

You aren't a teenage boy living at home with mom and dad? You can't be serious.


this weird thing about me and little boys


I'm not the one constantly talking about little boys ya fucking pedo.

[Avante]

Dude, do you really want me to point out how many times you talk about little boys? You do it all the time ya sick shit. Fucking pedo.

[cantthinkofanything]

You aren't a teenage boy living at home with mom and dad? You can't be serious.


this weird thing about me and little boys?


I'm not the one constantly talking about little boys ya fucking pedo.


Dude, do you really want me to talk about little boys?

[Avante]

What a sick little bitch, fucking pedo, YUCK~~~~~~~~~~

[cantthinkofanything]

What a sick little bitch, fucking pedo, YUCK~~~~~~~~~~

ha ha...new page...don't you hate that shit

[Buddy Mignon]

See that thread about Avante and the Backdoor? Did you stay on topic? Should I report you for spamming?

You're not one of these limp wristed little fucks who can dish it but not take it are ya fucker?

That thread was about them blues.

Here you are...

love when bitches fuck my ass with their tongue....I've been getting ass tongue fucked for 15 yrs....and I'm straight as a fucking line...that shit feels amazing...when they lick your ass and balls all in one nice smooth motion....

I cant even lie on that shit...i bend my legs back to the head board like a bitch and let them lick away....sometimes I will get on my knees like a bitch face down ass up and let them eat out my black ass....hahaha....word is bond.....


So you expect me to do things you don't do?

Lol!!!

[Avante]

ha ha...new page...don't you hate that shit

Seriously guy, now that we know you're a sick ass pedo, stay away from me, ok? I don't talk to pedos.

[ohmwrecker]

Kool is going to marry the first girl that lays him tbh.

[Infinite_limit]

For me it starts off with someone who's 40% white, 15% black, 15% latina, 10% thai, 10% filipino, 10% Hawaiian...

5'8 in height....120 lbs with an amazing ass and D tits....jet black curly wavy hair....

A woman who as soon as I come home from work greets me at the door by immediately pulling my cock out and giving me a sloppy BJ and then swallow it down...

Next forces me to sit at table naked while feeding me supper....cutting up my 16 ounce NY. Strip steak topped with Jumb crap and grilled shrimp...with a side of 6 ounce lobster in butter sauce ....accompaniment of asparagus with golden brown spiced fries....and pouring my glass of merlot mixed with lime and cranberry juice...

Afterwards she bathes me and dries me off...takes me to the bed and sits on my face and then fucks me till I fall asleep....wakes me up..and fucks me again until my tip is too sensitive and I cant take it....

Then turns on the bedroom fireplace....put the TV on Law and Order and then gets under the covers with me and presses her tits against my back while we slowly fade to sleep as it thunderstorms outside...

Perfecto!!!!!
I came

[Avante]

Kool is going to marry the first girl that lays him tbh.

Imagine a guy who thinks he can get off work, drive home all stnky/sweatly from working all day and his wife is going to ignore the stink and give him a blow job. As if she has no life of her own.

Dumbass little kid is all this freak Kool is.

[ohmwrecker]

Imagine a guy who thinks he can get off work, drive home all stnky/sweatly from working all day and his wife is going to ignore the stink and give him a blow job. As if she has no life of her own.

Dumbass little kid is all this freak Kool is.

When is the last time Judy went downtown?

[JoeTait75]

Anyone who mentions "wife" and "blowjob" in the same sentence clearly isn't married, tbh.

[Avante]

When is the last time Judy went downtown?

She's down town right now with her mom, something about a stereo for the church.

[Koolaid_Man]

She's down town right now with her mom, something about a stereo for the church.


She sings in the Kiddie choir ?

[ohmwrecker]

She's down town right now with her mom, something about a stereo for the church.

Tag team... alright!

[Koolaid_Man]

See that thread about Avante and the Backdoor? Did you stay on topic? Should I report you for spamming?

You're not one of these limp wristed little fucks who can dish it but not take it are ya fucker?

That thread was about them blues.

Here you are...

love when bitches fuck my ass with their tongue....I've been getting ass tongue fucked for 15 yrs....and I'm straight as a fucking line...that shit feels amazing...when they lick your ass and balls all in one nice smooth motion....

I cant even lie on that shit...i bend my legs back to the head board like a bitch and let them lick away....sometimes I will get on my knees like a bitch face down ass up and let them eat out my black ass....hahaha....word is bond.....


So you expect me to do things you don't do?


It wasnt your thread dipshit

[Avante]

It wasnt your thread dipshit

Was it a thread about my opinion on some music, yes it was. Did you enter that thread respecting the topic, no you didn't and now you are going to play the bitch? Fuck you guy, ok?

Kool, you are a fucked up little freak, ok? A sick little shit with no clue about anything, got it?

[Koolaid_Man]

Was it a thread about my opinion on some music, yes it was. Did you enter that thread respecting the topic, no you didn't and now you are going to play the bitch? Fuck you guy, ok?

Kool, you are a fucked up little freak, ok? A sick little shit with no clue about anything, got it?

I get a pass in Luva's threads....:toast Know your role pedo bitch...

Ok Pedovante! !!!!!

[cantthinkofanything]

When is the last time Judy went downtown?Avante and I would give different answers to this.

[ohmwrecker]

Avante and I would give different answers to this.

Did you recently receive a b-jibbers from two old ladies in exchange for a stereo for their church?

[Avante]

Did you recently receive a b-jibbers from two old ladies in exchange for a stereo for their church?

Then ya wonder why I treat ya like just another one of the dumb kids.

[ohmwrecker]

Then ya wonder why I treat ya like just another one of the dumb kids.

I'm just joking around, man. Relax.

[Avante]

I'm just joking around, man. Relax.

You don't joke around about a man's wife little guy, what you don't know this? Yep, a dumb kid.

[DJR210]

Are you really this dumb???? Do you not know how sailors and bar girls work??? Ok??? This is really over your head huh little guy?? Zooooooooooooooooommmmmmm mmmmmmmmm. Small fry??

Now let's hear some blues.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZMoikK3ct8

[RD2191]

LOL at your percentages. Just silly.
:lol

[Avante]

Are you really this dumb???? Do you not know how sailors and bar girls work??? Ok??? This is really over your head huh little guy?? Zooooooooooooooooommmmmmm mmmmmmmmm. Small fry??

Now let's hear some blues.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZMoikK3ct8


Often immitated, never duplicated.

[DMC]

Often immitated, never duplicated.
You duplicate enough.

[z0sa]

one, hawaiians and filipinos are both pacific islanders (dont tell them that though..)

second my dream woman?

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTYxNzE2NTg1N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMDM1OTIwMDE@._ V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg

.. for now of course :lol

[Spur-Addict]

:lol Wine

[Blake]

Often immitated, never duplicated.

Often irritated

[Buddy Mignon]

Give me a prime Claire Huxtable and I'm good.