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cantthinkofanything

03-24-2015, 08:55 AM

Since the old timer can't start threads, I'm giving him one for wrasslin...

Here you go grandpa...

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Avante

03-24-2015, 09:19 PM

Few here know that you were a rassler back in the day.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/p/peeweejames/01.jpg

Little man, ya ever thought of trying some squats?

Avante

03-24-2015, 09:41 PM

Let's talk some rasslin'

I grew up in central Cali, here we had the NWA in the north and the WWA in the south. The NWA was north of Delano, the WWA south. In the north the big star was Ray Stevens the blond bomber. He was the US Champion (Cali version) a few other stars back then were Pepper Gomez, Ray "Thunder" Stern (a local bobybuilder) Cowboy Bob Ellis, Mitzu Arwakawa & Kenji Shibuya. But guys were always coming in to challenge Stevens for the title (no not really)

In the south the kingpin was Classie Freddie Blassie, he was the WWA World Champion. The Destroyer (Dick Beyers), Baron Michel Leoni, Edouard Carpentier, Mr Moto were also big in the region.

So on Wednesdays it was BIG TIME WRESTLING from Fresno and on Saturdays "Wrestling from the Olympic Auditorium" in LA. I knew about the rest of the rasslin' world because of the magazines. There's where I learned about the original "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers, Bruno Sammartino, Killer Kowalski, The Sheik, Antonio Rocca, Verne Gagne and on and on.

It was the best of times for the biz, because we saw tons of rasslers and promotions.

This will be the top 10 PRE 1970

1.Lou Thesz
2.Bruno Sammartino
3."Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers
4.Verne Gagne
5.Killer Kowalski
6.Fred Blassie***
7.Antonio Rocca
8.Dick the Bruisier
9.Ray Stevens
10.The Sheik

After 1970

1.Hulk Hogan
2."Nature Boy" Ric Flair
3."Superstar" Billy Graham
4.Dusty Rhodes
5.Pedro Morales
6.Harley Race
7.Dory Funk Jr.
8.Randy "Macho Man"Savage
9."Stonecold" Steve Austin
10.Shawn Michaels

*** when Wrestling Revue magazine (the Bible of the sport) did their MOST HATED POLL they listed a bunch of guys but for some reason Blassie wasn't there. It didn't matter, he won it anyway with write in votes. That's the impact he made.

This was at the time the biggest gate in pro rasslin' history, it drew over 30,000 fans which was huge for the times. It was the US Champion "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers taking on the Pat O' Conner the NWA World Champion. As we know Rogers would become the first WWWF World Champion, story goes he beat Antonio Rocca in a tournament, yep, bullshit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PjH-KYiEk0

AlexJones

03-24-2015, 10:02 PM

Let's talk some rasslin'

I grew up in central Cali, here we had the NWA in the north and the WWA in the south. The NWA was north of Delano, the WWA south. In the north the big star was Ray Stevens the blond bomber. He was the US Champion (Cali version) a few other stars back then were Pepper Gomez, Ray "Thunder" Stern (a local bobybuilder) Cowboy Bob Ellis, Mitzu Arwakawa & Kenji Shibuya. But guys were always coming in to challenge Stevens for the title (no not really)

In the south the kingpin was Classie Freddie Blassie, he was the WWA World Champion. The Destroyer (Dick Beyers), Baron Michel Leoni, Edouard Carpentier, Mr Moto were also big in the region.

So on Wednesdays it was BIG TIME WRESTLING from Fresno and on Saturdays "Wrestling from the Olympic Auditorium" in LA. I knew about the rest of the rasslin' world because of the magazines. There's where I learned about the original "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers, Bruno Sammartino, Killer Kowalski, The Sheik, Antonio Rocca, Verne Gagne and on and on.

It was the best of times for the biz, because we saw tons of rasslers and promotions.

This will be the top 10 PRE 1970

1.Lou Thesz
2.Bruno Sammartino
3."Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers
4.Verne Gagne
5.Killer Kowalski
6.Fred Blassie***
7.Antonio Rocca
8.Dick the Bruisier
9.Ray Stevens
10.The Sheik

After 1970

1.Hulk Hogan
2."Nature Boy" Ric Flair
3."Superstar" Billy Graham
4.Dusty Rhodes
5.Pedro Morales
6.Harley Race
7.Dory Funk Jr.
8.Randy "Macho Man"Savage
9."Stonecold" Steve Austin
10.Shawn Michaels

*** when Wrestling Revue magazine (the Bible of the sport) did their MOST HATED POLL they listed a bunch of guys but for some reason Blassie wasn't there. It didn't matter, he won it anywhere with write in votes. That's the impact he made.

This was at the time the biggest gate in pro rasslin' history, it drew over 30,000 fans which was huge for the times. It was the US Champion "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers taking on the Pat O' Conner the NWA World Champion. As we know Rogers would become the first WWWF World Champion, story goes he beat Antonio Rocca in a tournament, yep, bullshit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PjH-KYiEk0

:lmao Graham, Dusty, Dory fucking Funk ahead of Shawn Michaels.. come on son

Avante

03-24-2015, 10:08 PM

NFLers Eugene "Mercury" Morris and Duane Thomas are who we think about when talking about West Texas State. They also had a receiver in Rocky Thompson but he's little known.

So what does that have to do with rasslin'?

All these guys were WTS Buffalos who became pro rasslers.

Tully Blanchard a QB
Dusty Rhodes
"Dirty" Dick Murdoch
Stan "The Lariat" Hansen
Tito Santana
Brusier Brody
Ted DiBiase
Blackjack Mullighan
Dory Funk Jr.
Terry Funk

I have no idea the connection.

Avante

03-24-2015, 10:12 PM

:lmao Graham, Dusty, Dory fucking Funk ahead of Shawn Michaels.. come on son

When it comes to the rasslin' we have to look at the impact made, not their in ring ability. Hell, right now Dolpf Ziggler can wrestle circles around all those guys making the big $$$$$$. Well this is no different. Michaels while the superior perfrormer simply didn't make the same sort of impact on the biz.

Avante

03-24-2015, 10:52 PM

When I was a kid, me and my two cousins (also big rasslin' fans) would take index cards make some little squares with all the rasslers names on them. We had about a 500 names, then cut the little squares, put them in a coffee can and....hahaha!!!!!!!!!

We'd make cards, tag teams, tournaments.

Then, we made a board similiar to Monopoly, the squares had holds and PUNCH...KICK...DROP KICK...haha!!!!!!!!! So we rolled the dice and the highest dice....

Avante

03-24-2015, 11:01 PM

Footballers and pro rasslin. Already talked about WTS.

Ron Simmons FSU
Junkyard Dog Packers
Big Van Vader Rams
Bill Goldberg Falcons
The Rock Miami
Roman Reigns Georgia Tech
Dick the Brusier Packers
Bronko Nagurski Bears
Leo "Lion" Nomellini Niners
Ernie Ladd Chargers/Chiefs
Wahoo McDaneil Jets
JBL Raiders
Fritz Von Erich Oilers
Danny Spivey Falcons
Don Manoukian Raiders
Brian Pillman Bengals
Tom Pritchard Oilers
Butch Reed Chiefs
Bill Watts Oklahoma

"Critters" and pro rasslin'

Ox Baker
Moose Cholak
Gorilla Monsoon
Mad Dog Vachon
Moondog Mayne
Bulldog Bob Brown
Bulldog Brower
The Elephant Boy
Jake "The Snake" Robert
The Sheepherders
George "The Animal" Steele
Bull Ramos
Ed "The Bull" Gantner
King Kong Bundy
Don Eagle
Manny "Ragin' Bull" Fernandez
Leo "The Lion" Nomellini
"Wild" Bull Curry
Tiger Conway
Curtis "The Bull" Iaukea
Tiger Jeet Singh
Bearcat Wright

Rasslin' & Royalty

Jerry "The King" Lawler
Baron Leoni
Count Billy Varga
Lord Layton
Lord Alfred Hayes
Lord Carlton
Lord Bliears
Sir Alan Garfield
Baron Von Rascke
Prince Maivia (grandfather of The Rock)

Black rasslers

Bobo Brazil
Savannah Jack
Mabel
Mark Henry
Big E. Langston
Bearcat Wright
Bobby Lashley
Sweetdaddy Siki
Dory Dixon
Sailor Art Thomas
Thunderbolt Patterson
Koko B. Ware
Ron Simmons
Rufus R. Jones
Brickhouse Brown
Booker T
Stevie Ray
Devon Dudley
Ernie Ladd
Junkyard Dog
Bad News Allen
Ahmad Johnson
Kofi Kingston
R Truth
Too Cold Scorpio
Iceman King Parsons
Shaska Whatley
Luther Lindsey
Shag Thomas
Shelton Benjamin
MVP
Butch Reed
Rocky Johnson
Tony "Mr.USA" Atlas
Earl "Mr.Universe" Maynard
Kareem Muhammad

Top one name tagteams

The Roadwarriors
Art & Stan Nielson
The Fargos
The Valiants
The Fabulous Freebirds
The Von Erichs
The Von Stigers
The Von Stroheims
The Von Brauners
The Kalmikoffs
The Fabulous Kangarros
Demolitian
The Sheepherders/Bushwackers
The Youngbloods
The Brunetti's
The Bastiens
The Volkoffs
The Interns
The Medics
The Executioners
The Assasins
The Lisowski's
The Stanlees
Eddie & Jerry Graham
The Tolos
The Bolos
The Bavarian Boys
The Andersons
The Longriders
Harlem Heat
Mike & Ben Sharpe
The Scuflin' Hillbillies
The Kentuckians

Real wrestlers who became pro rasslers

Danny Hodge
Verne Gagne
Cowboy Dick Hutton
Kurt Angle
Brock Lesnar
Alberto Del Rio

Power lifting world

Mark Henry
Bill Kazmeir
Ted Arcidi
Big E. Langston

DJR210

03-25-2015, 12:18 AM

Damn, Avante took this troll thread and ran with it..he ain't fucking playing

Avante

03-25-2015, 12:44 AM

Damn, Avante took this troll thread and ran with it..he ain't fucking playing

I only have a few passions, but when it comes to those passions I do have them totally covered, ha~~~~~~~~~

I was blessed with a fantastic memory, if the interest is there it's locked away forever, and I never forget a name.

mouse

03-25-2015, 01:04 AM

I got to see this match the fans booed him and at the end Macho Man impressed the fans judges and scouts / promoters.

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Avante

03-25-2015, 01:15 AM

I got to see this match the fans booed him and at the end Macho Man impressed the fans judges and scouts / promoters.

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He first started out as The Spider, ha~~~ Like most these guys he jacked around in small time promotions learning the biz. The first time I became aware of him was in the CWA out of Memphis, he was in a big feud with the King of Memphis Jerry Lawler. I'm pretty sure this is where the WWF (at that time) became aware of him. I was really impressed with him and knew he'd be getting recruited.

I saw that match and like you said, he was impressive.

I saw Hulk Hogan in some tv interview, when they asked him who he worked with the best, he didn't hesitant.....The Macho Man..as he does his best Randy Savage, ha~~~

mouse

03-25-2015, 01:15 AM

2:27/2:46] :lmao

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Avante

03-25-2015, 01:19 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJWzuCvcaDk

Avante

03-25-2015, 01:24 AM

2:27/2:46] :lmao

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Ha~~~~~~~~

Ronnie was the brother of Gorgeous Jimmy Garvin, I'm not sure Terry Garvin was really related.

Here's Angelo Poffo the father of Randy & Lanny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y4fo94wMto

Avante

03-25-2015, 01:53 AM

40 man Battle Royal

Two rings

Sting
Lex Luger
The Ultimate Warrior
Hulk Hogan
Bill Goldberg
Brock Lesnar
Batista
Edge
Daneil Bryan
Shawn Michaels
Randy "Macho Man" Savage
Triple H
CM Punk
John Cena
Brett "Hitman" Hart
Mark Henry
Roadwarrior Animal
Roadwarrior Hawk
Big John Studd
Paul "Mr.Wonderful" Orndorf
Andre the Giant
"Stonecold" Steve Austin
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper
Ricky Steamboat
Tully Blanchard
Romn Reigns
Chris Benoit
Dean Ambrose
Rey Misterio
Kevin Nash
Dusty Rhodes
Eddie Guerrero
Nikita Koloff
Razor Ramon
Randy Orton
The Undertaker
Seth Rollins
Kurt Angle
Chris Jericho

mouse

03-25-2015, 01:55 AM

He first started out as The Spider, ha~~~
I saw that match and like you said, he was impressive.

I got to this also .Tony Ayala could have been San Antonio's version of Thomas "Hitman" Hearns

8:48/9:45

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DJR210

03-25-2015, 01:57 AM

DJR210

03-25-2015, 01:58 AM

I got to this also .Tony Ayala could have been San Antonio's version of Thomas "Hitman" Hearns

8:48/9:45

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Instead he's San Antonio's version of Mike Tyson, so not all is bad.

Avante

03-25-2015, 02:00 AM

I got to this also .Tony Ayala could have been San Antonio's version of Thomas "Hitman" Hearns

8:48/9:45

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What landed him in prison?

DJR210

03-25-2015, 02:01 AM

What landed him in prison?

:lol

Look at what I said above, and take a guess..

Avante

03-25-2015, 02:08 AM

Avante, you constantly talk about that old shit, and it was beyond garbage.. 1/5 wrestlers I'd say were even in shape, let alone athletic enough to give/take moves.. speaking of moves, they were shit. A regular old pile driver, or a head butt or some lame ass move was considered devastating and would be used as a finisher.. that shit sucks, I don't know how you still enjoy it other than for nostalgia.

Well let's see, I saw al that old shit, up to what we see today. It was far better than the cartoon bullshit it's become. And there were tons of great athletes in the business, like this guy....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZrQ1cJFjzw

Don Leo Jonathan was huge and more athlectic than any big guy today. Verne Gagne an NCAA wrestling champion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ETKUs32598

Lou Thesz is still considered the best ever.

Speaking of being in shape, and you do know these guys rassled an hour many many times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-1VgzVpC7A

What it is is that you simply don't know enought about the back in the day stuff, how could you?

mouse

03-25-2015, 02:23 AM

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Avante

03-25-2015, 02:29 AM

These guys aren't in shape?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiejYQL06yM

How about.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izML7fh34o8

Dick the Brusier played for the Green Bay Packers.

mouse

03-25-2015, 02:31 AM

remember this guy

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mouse

03-25-2015, 02:39 AM

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mouse

03-25-2015, 02:41 AM

Well let's see, I saw al that old shit, up to what we see today. It was far better than the cartoon bullshit it's become. And there were tons of great athletes in the business, like this guy....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZrQ1cJFjzw

Don Leo Jonathan was huge and more athlectic than any big guy today. Verne Gagne an NCAA wrestling champion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ETKUs32598

Lou Thesz is still considered the best ever.

Speaking of being in shape, and you do know these guys rassled an hour many many times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-1VgzVpC7A

What it is is that you simply don't know enought about the back in the day stuff, how could you?

:tu

Avante

03-25-2015, 02:52 AM

The Crusher isn't in shape? Compare him to...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csja3BpVKHw

Daneil Bryan
Seth Rolliins
Dean Ambrose
Bray Wyatt
The Big Show
The Undertaker
Luke Rowan

Brock Lesnar ain't got shit on Crusher Lisowski and Lisowski wasn't a fucking puss like Lesnar, he actually rassled.

DJR210

03-25-2015, 02:56 AM

For his time, Rocca had some pretty advanced moves. But like I said, other than for nostalgia why the fuck would you put that over this..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJWam9GHmTo

Avante

03-25-2015, 03:03 AM

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I do plan on watching that, just not right now.

I bet that Foreman vs Ron Lyle fight is there. That was the greatest heavyweight fight I;ve seen.

If you're into boxing ya need The Boxing Register, it's the must have book. It tells the story. Guys like Tom Molineax the slave who fought for the world title, George "Little Chocolate" Dixon who was suppose to have fought over 800 fights, sometimes fighting thee times in a day. Tiger Flowers, Kid Gavilan, you'd love iit.

Avante

03-25-2015, 03:10 AM

For his time, Rocca had some pretty advanced moves. But like I said, other than for nostalgia why the fuck would you put that over this..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJWam9GHmTo

That shit sucks to be honest. You might get off on it, I don't.

Trust me guy, today pro rassling is more a comedy than it ever was. The story lines are shit. The constant disrespecting our intelligence sucks. Back it in the day it was more realistic, not a fucking cartoon like you just showed me.

If you're into jumping beans, cool, I;m not. Dude, there is no drama today, ok? Sooooo easy to predict everything, it wasn't always like that.

Stop with this stupid..."it's what I like so it's better"...ok? I've seen it all for a long time, ok?

mouse

03-25-2015, 03:25 AM

Check out!
5:58/2953

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Avante

03-25-2015, 03:34 AM

Check out!
5:58/2953

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Love that stuff! If not for the ropes, wow!

How about....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu1Rl32RDK8

mouse

03-25-2015, 03:39 AM

Dam, how did leave out

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Silver&Black

03-25-2015, 03:42 AM

Love this thread....any time I can post this vid....It's a good day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oESVMyJ20Ik

Avante

03-25-2015, 03:51 AM

Let me explain something....

Back in the day, the rasslin' game knew how to work your emotions better. If a guy punched his opponet it meant something, there was more drama involved. There was a play being acted out. Today it's just a bunch of silly shit trying to wow you not tell you a story. It's actually boring because you know everything that's going to happen. Why is it so goofy today? Who buys all the shit, yep...kids! We used to see more mature angles because their target audience wasn't a 17 year old kid. How many kids are in the audience in those old black and white videos, yep, they aren't. Kids don't care about drama, the story, they just want action.

Example of predictability.

Roman Reigns will beat Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania? Now who has been carrying around his Money in the Bank contract for the last six months? So what's going to happen? And we all know it they know we know it, well that sucks. The game wasn't anywhere close to being as predictabe as we see today.

Avante

03-25-2015, 03:55 AM

Love this thread....any time I can post this vid....It's a good day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oESVMyJ20Ik

Ric Flair the total package, he had it all.

There was a time when I/others never thought this would happen. In my opnion the biggest match ever.
Talking Hogan vs Flair not this particular bout.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSSS1dUCn_s

DJR210

03-25-2015, 04:05 AM

Love this thread....any time I can post this vid....It's a good day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oESVMyJ20Ik

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC09wIT9Flo

Avante

03-25-2015, 04:13 AM

Ric Flair vs Scott Steiner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbMPHQtRInk

Silver&Black

03-25-2015, 04:18 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC09wIT9Flo

:nope

Avante

03-25-2015, 04:28 AM

As good as it ever got.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hipquf9u5tw

AWA, NWA, WWF World Champions.

There are two things you can't debate/argue, one is Jerry Rice being the best wide receiver ever, the other is The Roadwarriors being the best tag team ever.

Avante

03-25-2015, 05:10 AM

One of the really interesting stories in boxing. Yep, I also do boxing, ha~~~~~~~~~~ But will confess, it's not what it was. The best of times was that Hearns/Hagler/Leonard/Durn era.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Molineaux

Franklin

03-25-2015, 05:14 AM

Avante my friend, what do you think of my latest poem "Love License" bro? It's the best I've composed in quite a long while tbh.

Avante

03-25-2015, 05:26 AM

Avante my friend, what do you think of my latest poem "Love License" bro? It's the best I've composed in quite a long while tbh.

You've always had the love poem down, yes you sell your emotions, we can feel what you feel. That one is great as they all are. But when do you start widening those horisons and extending those perimeters? It's time to try something else go in another direction. Do something with an edge to it.

got a big black mama
lives in apartment 213
she moves like a cobra snake
treats me like a king

Towns Van Zandt

See the hard edge, no fluff there. Try some grit, get some dirt under your nails.

Ok help me out here....

woke up this mornin'
feelin' low down and mean
so I................?

DJR210

03-25-2015, 05:29 AM

Ric Flair vs Scott Steiner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbMPHQtRInk

Steiner Screwdriver, one of my favorite moves..

Avante

03-25-2015, 05:32 AM

Steiner Screwdriver, one of my favorite moves..

I totally agree about that. Probably the best al around athletes in the sport at that time.

DMC

03-25-2015, 07:49 AM

This shit is real.

cantthinkofanything

03-25-2015, 08:47 AM

Damn, Avante took this troll thread and ran with it..he ain't fucking playing

Old timer pulled a sneak attack.

Thread

03-25-2015, 11:44 AM

Avante

03-25-2015, 01:16 PM

Old timer pulled a sneak attack.

Yep, old timer. The stories I can tell, wow!

There I sat on the floor, on the couch were a half dozen little girls waiting for some singer on the Ed Sullivan Show. They were all friends of my cousin Eva Dean who I was visiting. (the family that is) Then here comes Mr.Suillivan who introducers...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGZm7EOamWk

Those girls went wild.

Avante

03-25-2015, 01:28 PM

Stud tag teams made up of a couple individual rasslers.

Nick Bockwinkle & Ray Stevens

Dick the Brusier & Crusher Lisowski

Handsome Johnny Barend & Magnificent Maurice

Antonio Roccca & Vitorio Apollo

Angelo Poffo & Bronco Lubrich

Blackjack Mulligan & Blackjack Lanza

Mitzu Arwakawa & Kenji Shibuya

Pepper Gomez & Luis Martineze

Skull Murphy & Brute Bernard

Who can give me some others?

mouse

03-25-2015, 01:45 PM

Sorry to disappoint fellas but the greatest was .....

Rowdy Roddy Piper

http://wrestlingnewsdepot.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/1655857_631814333551302_1164429066_n-680x365.jpg

Plus he had his own show.

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Avante

03-25-2015, 01:58 PM

From just an entertainment aspect I'd have to agree.

But, like Andre the Giant he was more of a novelty, not a face of the franchise type.

Avante

03-25-2015, 02:07 PM

Once upon a time...

Northwest rasslin' with Mad Dog Vachon, Dutch Savage, Luther Lindsey

NOCAL...Ray Stevens, Pepper Gomez

SOCAL...Fred Blassie, The Destroyer

Texas..Wild Bull Curry, Gory Guerrero

Midwest...Dick the Brusier, The Sheik

Great Lakes...Verne Gagne, Nick Bockwinkle

South...Jackie Fargo, Jerry "The King" Lawler

East Coast..."Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers, Bruno Sammmartino

Canada...Killer Kowalski, Bulldog Brower

Then here came The Mid South, Georgia, The Mid Atlantic, World Class,

It was great, so many rasslers, so much movement, then here came Vince McMahon he fucked it all up.

cantthinkofanything

03-25-2015, 02:09 PM

allright...let's talk wrasslin then...

I was a fan back when it was real. Yep...at the Dallas Sportatorium...Von Erichs vs. Gary Hart's stable. Gotta admit...yeah...I liked the bad guys. Especially the Spoiler. Cat would get up on the ropes and prowl like a giant...well...cat.
Then the conflicted guys who went from good to bad to good to bad. Bruiser Brodi for one. Also remember the hoopla when Hart was going to import a mysterious fighter from the Orient. Was said to blow smoke. Yep...Kabuki.
Didn't like the Von Erichs much other than Kevin and old man Fritznig6er (as Avante calls him). Love the iron claw when it was applied so hard that it drew blood. I remember the Kerri Von Erich dying from yep...eating a tampon would you believe.

Went from there to Mid South Wrestling for a while. My favorite? Thanks for asking...yep...it was the Junkyard Dog. Black dude by the way. Always liked the show outro where they showed slo mo wrasslin clips over We Are the Champions.

Avante

03-25-2015, 02:23 PM

cantthinkofanything

03-25-2015, 02:25 PM

The wrestling went to rasslin' way back in the day. You have never seen "real" wrestling. Unless you watch the NCAA/Olympic stuff that is.

Go fuck yourself pervert. We all know that you keep posting in this thread so you can reconcile to yourself why you keep opening it and lingering on the pics in the OP.

Avante

03-25-2015, 02:44 PM

Go fuck yourself pervert. We all know that you keep posting in this thread so you can reconcile to yourself why you keep opening it and lingering on the pics in the OP.

Little man, are you telling me you actually thought that World Class stuff was real. hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude, are you serious, hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

Do I really have to Google.. THE HISTORY OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING.. for you?

cantthinkofanything

03-25-2015, 02:47 PM

Little man, are you telling me you actually thought that World Class stuff was real. hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude, are you serious, hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

Do I really have to Google.. THE HISTORY OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING.. for you?

I bet you went to page 1, post 1 of this thread before you made it down to mine on page 2.

Avante

03-25-2015, 02:53 PM

I bet you went to page 1, post 1 of this thread before you made it down to mine on page 2.
What?

Little man there hasn't been any real pro rasslin' for ages, ok? If they alllowed that the promotions would have to pay state governing bodies like we see with boxing, ok? It's not a sport*** it's just entertainment........................ ok?

*** yes it does take athetic ability so I consider it a sport.

mouse

03-25-2015, 03:07 PM

From just an entertainment aspect I'd have to agree.

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Was WWF never about Entertainment?

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03-25-2015, 03:39 PM

I always got such a kick out of the use of "blood" during the matches. It would always cause the fans to go nutty nuts. From the moment the blood appears the crowd noise increases dramatically. Close your eyes some time and test it.

The early times of The Undertaker was impressive. It played on America's fear & fascination with death, morgue activities and the casket. What an incredible invention it was.

The acting of Savage & Elizabeth the most comprehensive and of highest quality. They played it straight down the line, never wavering for a moment during their air time. I can only imagine the practice & rehearsal they must have endured to get that to such a pristine pitch. It was sheer perfection.

The 80's thru the 90's was a majestic time for professional rasslin'...the acts fed upon one another, the energy spreading like wild fire, the conflagration rising as these men were driven, yes by money, but, also by something else. After the score had ended we are right to remember the grand times, but, the carnage, upon gross examination is sobering and leaves us stunned as we bear witness this aftermath of death and incalculable misery.

The Gemini Method

03-25-2015, 03:49 PM

Hey Avante what were the name of the family that lost like almost all of the sons to drug problems or suicide? There was a special on them a few weeks ago. Sad legacy.

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03-25-2015, 03:58 PM

Hey Avante (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=33483) what were the name of the family that lost like almost all of the sons to drug problems or suicide? There was a special on them a few weeks ago. Sad legacy.

The Von Erichs. They wrestled bare foot.

pgardn

03-25-2015, 04:10 PM

mouse

03-25-2015, 04:31 PM

I wonder if rasslin was around in the days of the bible if Jesus would bring his cross in the ring and give his opponents the Crucifix Suplex

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Avante

03-25-2015, 04:31 PM

Was WWF never about Entertainment?

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I was talking about his personality not his place in the grand shceme of things.

Avante

03-25-2015, 04:32 PM

The Von Erichs. They wrestled bare foot.

Only Kevin rassled bare foot.

Avante

03-25-2015, 04:37 PM

I wonder if rasslin was around in the days of the bible if Jesus would bring his cross in the ring and give his opponents the Crucifix Suplex

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Two things ya can't do even in the wack rasslin' biz, one is poke fun at religion or use the crazed Arab **the sponsers simply won't allow that to happen.

** there was a time however when we had a number of crazed Arabs, the best being the original....The Sheik.

Not that that had shit to do with what you were talking about.

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03-25-2015, 05:22 PM

Two things ya can't do even in the wack rasslin' biz, one is poke fun at religion or use the crazed Arab **the sponsers simply won't allow that to happen.

** there was a time however when we had a number of crazed Arabs, the best being the original....The Sheik.

Not that that had shit to do with what you were talking about.

The Sheik was fantastic. He did years twixt Detroit & Cleveland and into Canada with Bobo Brazil. Just a fuckin' war. They'd do the 2 out of 3 falls Championship matches,,,that way the crowd would get the 1 victory every time, but, never the second. The Sheik would always pull the foreign object and Bobo would be rendered helpless. When you're a kid you wanted Bobo to win, but, now as an adult I see the wrong in that.

One time, Sheik got the first pin, and in the "second round" Bobo went after him with a vengeance, grabbed him and Coco butted him, but, instead of letting him drop and pin him, he grabbed him, straightened him, held him and butted him again. It was just fuckin' fantastic.

When Johnny Valentine came to town it was something special. He'd appear in a long robe type covering and with his blonde hair he was really impressive. He and Johnny Powers went at for like 3 years. One night they had to call the Cleveland PD because Valentine beat him so bad. It made the Cleveland Plain Dealer and they did a remote from Johnny's house out in Seven Hills and few days afterward and he was all fucked up. I don't know if it was part of the act, but, it was great.

mouse

03-25-2015, 05:31 PM

Two things ya can't do even in the wack rasslin' biz, one is poke fun at religion

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Avante

03-25-2015, 05:32 PM

The Sheik was fantastic. He did years twixt Detroit & Cleveland and into Canada with Bobo Brazil. Just a fuckin' war. They'd do the 2 out of 3 falls Championship matches,,,that way the crowd would get the 1 victory every time, but, never the second. The Sheik would always pull the foreign object and Bobo would be rendered helpless. When you're a kid you wanted Bobo to win, but, now as an adult I see the wrong in that.

One time, Sheik got the first pin, and in the "second round" Bobo went after him with a vengeance, grabbed him and Coco butted him, but, instead of letting him drop and pin him, he grabbed him, straightened him, held him and butted him again. It was just fuckin' fantastic.

When Johnny Valentine came to town it was something special. He'd appear in a long robe type covering and with his blonde hair he was really impressive. He and Johnny Powers went at for like 3 years. One night they had to call the Cleveland PD because Valentine beat him so bad. It made the Cleveland Plain Dealer and they did a remote from Johnny's house out in Seven Hills and few days afterward and he was all fucked up. I don't know if it was part of the act, but, it was great.

The Sheik an all time great, yep, legend.

He actually ran the Detroit promotion for years, obviously the crazy man thing just a gimmick.

Bobo was the first black rassler to hold a world title.

Johnny Valentine also a legend, a great worker who sold like nobody else. The father of Greg "The Hammer". He was on that plane that crashed with Ric Flair.

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03-25-2015, 05:40 PM

The Sheik an all time great, yep, legend.

He actually ran the Detroit promotion for years, obviously the crazy man thing just a gimmick.

Bobo was the first black rassler to hold a world title.

Johnny Valentine also a legend, a great worker who sold like nobody else. The father of Greg "The Hammer". He was on that plane that crashed with Ric Flair.

And they had to be careful and judicious with the crowd and The Sheik. You could only push it so far before it could become ugly. The screams as the match reached it's zenith a signal to begin the end. He was a polarizing figure upon sight, the pointed shoes a signature of his presence. His matches were sudden, quick and extremely violent.

Avante

03-25-2015, 05:49 PM

And they had to be careful and judicious with the crowd and The Sheik. You could only push it so far before it could become ugly. The screams as the match reached it's zenith a signal to begin the end. He was a polarizing figure upon sight, the pointed shoes a signature of his presence. His matches were sudden, quick and extremely violent.

The real early days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzxuieOWAcw

Avante

03-25-2015, 06:43 PM

What has hurts the biz is how much it relies on tv $$$$ today, so because of that certain things can't be done because of those paying the big $$$$$$. Back in the indie days the weekly shows were on local tv, the $$$$ was made at the arenas. Yes the rasslers weren't making anything close to what we see today so that would work.

We can no longer see the badass Russians, the diabolical Asians, the crazed Arabs, the nazi stepping Germans. Too many sensitive pussies out there. So we get a watered down product, more interested in a young audience who will buy action figures, championship belts. etc.

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03-25-2015, 07:42 PM

Yeah, each week we had All Star Wrestling on WUAB TV-43, a UHF station in the suburbs of Cleveland. It would open with the sound of "Classical Gas" and be hosted by Jack Reynolds. My brother & I went one time to see the taping. It was just weird seeing Johnny Powers walking around the studio in a suit. They'd spend the hour having matches and advertising the upcoming week's card at the Cleveland Arena. My father loved it and we'd go religiously.

mouse

03-26-2015, 12:50 PM

Yeah, each week we had All Star Wrestling

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It would open with the sound of "Classical Gas"

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hosted by Jack Reynolds.

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Johnny Powers

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03-26-2015, 12:59 PM

^^^^^^^^^

mouse

03-26-2015, 01:06 PM

UHF station in the suburbs of Cleveland.

in the 70s I lived in Cleavland for about a year and a half off Euclid ave and then in shaker heights we would watch late night TV and I would love these guys.

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Avante

03-26-2015, 01:27 PM

My first memories of the rasslin; was sitting on the floor next to my grandma (she thought it was real, and so did I back then) making sure not to knock over her spit can, she chewed snuff and listening to her...."he's pulling his trunks, he's pulling his trunks, come on ref you blind"...haha!!!!!!!! We were watching...The Scufflin; Hillbillies, Ox Anderson, "Wild" Red Berry, a young Fred Blassie, Mr.Moto, Sandor Szabo, The Sharpes. It was our thing to do. I'd ride my bike over once a week to watch the rasslin' with her.

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03-26-2015, 01:30 PM

"Wild" Red Berry

Yep, manager of Hans Mortier...Hans would apply his finishing hold-a full nelson and the only way to break it was for Red Berry to pry it lose with his cane.

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03-26-2015, 01:31 PM

in the 70s I lived in Cleavland for about a year and a half off Euclid ave and then in shaker heights we would watch late night TV and I would love these guys.

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An institution. They followed Ghoulardi, who was extremely popular as well.

Avante

03-26-2015, 01:35 PM

Yep, manager of Hans Mortier...Hans would apply his finishing hold-a full nelson and the only way to break it was for Red Berry to pry it lose with his cane.

Yep, thats right, The Great Mortier.

"Wild" Red Berry was huge in SOCAL for years, he was bigger than Blassie. As was Baron Leoni, Lord James Bliears. I;m talking late 50's.

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03-26-2015, 01:39 PM

When you're a child you want to believe it to be real, and yet I remember every kid asking if it was. Like Santa Claus my father would be noncommittal, that way I never knew exactly. Coming back from Akron one time (to see a show up there) we ran into Ron "The Rebel" Saunders (a third liner) at a gas station where he was having a flat tire fixed. My friends and I badgered him for like 20 minutes about "if it was real." And like my father he never divulged. Like magicians, then the rassler obeyed his code of conduct, his gentleman's agreement, his Masons creed.

As an adult one can appreciate the art of it. The bravery, the sacrifice. Thank Christ, it's fake. It warms my cockles to see them battle in vile hatred, hammer & tong for 15 minutes, secure in the knowledge they'll go behind the curtain afterward, the bond as sealed as it was 15 minutes past. Yes, they did that for money, but, they also did that for us.

Sportcamper

03-26-2015, 02:41 PM

Gorgeous George Video was funny….Most of us were not around back then…

80’s wrestling ruled…Pipers Pit, Andrea the Giant, Big John Stud, George the Animal Steele kidnapping Miss Elizabeth, Hulk-a-maniacs…:tu

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03-26-2015, 02:43 PM

80’s wrestling ruled…Pipers Pit

Yep, the heavy accent, promising the fellow, swearing up & down he wouldn't beat the shit out of him if he'd just come into the Pit and sit down. LMAO!!!

It just never grew old.

cantthinkofanything

03-26-2015, 02:43 PM

As an adult one can appreciate the art of it. The bravery, the sacrifice. Thank Christ, it's fake. It warms my cockles to see them battle in vile hatred, hammer & tong for 15 minutes, secure in the knowledge they'll go behind the curtain afterward, the bond as sealed as it was 15 minutes past. Yes, they did that for money, but, they also did that for us.

Bend over, I'll show you vile hatred, hammer & tong for 15 minutes.

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03-26-2015, 02:44 PM

Bend over, I'll show you vile hatred, hammer & tong for 15 minutes.

Can't you be serious for just once?

cantthinkofanything

03-26-2015, 02:47 PM

Can't you be serious for just once?

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Avante

03-26-2015, 03:05 PM

https://i.imgflip.com/h7obl.gif (https://imgflip.com/gif/h7obl)

When do you ever figure out you're the only dumb little kid here? Come on guy grow the fuck up, ok?

AlexJones

03-26-2015, 03:06 PM

:lmao old men doing work on a random thursday afternoon

Avante

03-26-2015, 03:11 PM

:lmao old men doing work on a random thursday afternoon

Noway in hell I'd want to go back to those young n' dumb days. There is nothing like...been there/done that..and experience.

Can't beat that experience, stuff like making sure ya put your underwear on first (after a shower) before sitting down on that cold toilet seat to put on your socks.

cantthinkofanything

03-26-2015, 03:16 PM

Noway in hell I'd want to go back to those young n' dumb days. There is nothing like...been there/done that..and experience.

Can't beat that experience, stuff like making sure ya put your underwear on first (after a shower) before sitting down on that cold toilet seat to put on your socks.

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Avante

03-26-2015, 03:23 PM

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If your goal is to have strangers look at you and think.."what a stupid little freak"...then you have reached it.

cantthinkofanything

03-26-2015, 03:24 PM

If your goal is to have strangers look at you and think.."what a stupid little freak"...then you have reached it.

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Avante

03-26-2015, 03:28 PM

The guy really doesn't get it at all does he?

cantthinkofanything

03-26-2015, 03:33 PM

The guy really doesn't get it at all does he?

translation...how bout some dancin music...yep...was having some dinner the other night when...

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Avante

03-26-2015, 03:56 PM

translation...how bout some dancin music...yep...was having some dinner the other night when...

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I prefer...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blDDy8E7jzM

The slow grind.

cantthinkofanything

03-26-2015, 04:03 PM

I prefer...

The slow grind.

back to the thread...can we...yes...how about some rap AND wrestling?

we have...

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Avante

03-26-2015, 04:10 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjaCiQeNfeA

Avante

03-26-2015, 04:23 PM

Pro Rasslers in the movies.

Mike Mazurki...you've seen him tons of times in old movies.
Hard Boiled Haggarty
Judo Gene LeBell
Lenny Montana...remember the big guy in The Godfather who got strangled
The Rock
Triple H
John Cena
Tor Johnson....that big bald headed guy in those B movie monster flicks.
Hulk Hogan
Randy Orton
The Miz
Batista
Ox Baker
George "Animal" Steele
Professor Taru Tanaka
Andre The Giant
Big John Studd
Edge
Jesse Ventura
Samson Burke

mouse

03-27-2015, 06:57 AM

An institution. They followed Ghoulardi, who was extremely popular as well.

There was a cool radio station I think it was wmms first time I heard Geneses Afterglow and Steve miller fly like an eagle.

There was also a man on talk radio that call the callers egg sucking dogs and if they sounded black he called them spear chunkers you could tell the callers were very upset.

I told dad back in San Antonio he would be shot,

Ok back to rasslin anyone remember this...

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DJR210

03-27-2015, 12:40 PM

And here we see a young 46 year old Avante sharing his feelings with the group..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI

mouse

03-27-2015, 01:29 PM

:lmao

Dude are you busting his chops or you really dislike him?

Avante

03-28-2015, 12:58 AM

[QUOTE=DJR210;7894229]And here we see a young 46 year old Avante sharing his feelings with the group..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI[/

You actually take time to do stupid shit like that, wow!

King Emmanuel

03-28-2015, 09:07 PM

:lol wrestling and baseball loving faggots
:lol whiteys

King Emmanuel

03-28-2015, 09:23 PM

:lol wrestlemania

cantthinkofanything

03-28-2015, 09:28 PM

:lol wrestlemaniaIt took 17 minutes to think about that and laugh?

Avante

03-30-2015, 01:21 AM

Getting back to some rasslin'

Would you believe......

Sting and The Ultimate Warrior started out in the business as a tagteam? Sting was Flash and The Warrior was Rock, They called themselves..The Star-something. Then after they split up Rock became the Dingo Warrior and Flash became Sting.

George "The Animal" Steele was also a school teacher.

The Junkyard Dog once played for the Packers.

Ric Flair was a power lifter.

Roman Reigns played football at Georgia Tech.

Randy Orton, John Cena, Brock Lesnar and Batista all came out Ohio Valley Wrestling. The OVW.

Avante

03-31-2015, 02:44 PM

cantthinkofanything

03-31-2015, 02:59 PM

Now that Wrestlemania is over....

Roman Reigns vs Randy Orton is where things need to go. Obviously after Reigns wins the title from Rollins. Then Lesnar steps in to feud with Reigns who will come out on top of Orton.

That foursome of Reigns, Rollins, Orton and Lesnar where the focus should be. With Rollins ending up feuding with John Cena.

I was shocked to see that many people there, it was the biggest crowd most of them had ever been in front of before, even Sting had never been in front of 77,000 before.

You should create a book of lists of the things you know about. Different chapters for different subjects. Blues, T&F, Football, Wrestling. Then fill up each section with the lists you think would be interesting for someone who didn't know much to read. Add some facts where you can to each of the names. Things that aren't obvious the public. You should put all of that into a book and then shove it up your ass.

Avante

03-31-2015, 03:44 PM

You should create a book of lists of the things you know about. Different chapters for different subjects. Blues, T&F, Football, Wrestling. Then fill up each section with the lists you think would be interesting for someone who didn't know much to read. Add some facts where you can to each of the names. Things that aren't obvious the public. You should put all of that into a book and then shove it up your ass.

It is pretty amazing isn't it? I do get the attitude, if I were some dumbass kid who didn't know shit about anything I'd act the same way. Simply human nature.

I could have these chapters...

Robert E. Howard and the Heroic Fantasy novel.

The Black athlete in Track & Field and Football.

Gorgeous George

George "Liitlle Chocolate Dixon and boxing.

Eugene Sandow and the Origins of Body Building.

The HBCU in Sport.

H.G.Wells and the origins of the Sci Fi Novel.

Monk Williams and the Origins of the Gothic Novel.

Who Influensed the Guy Who Influensed Elvis?

The White Sprinter/Running Back.

Fantasy Hero's and Villians.

Hicks, Hobos and Guitars.

The First Jockies.

Trains and Whiskey.

I like it.

I do have fun watching how people act over that, they can't figure out what to do, hahaha!!!!!!!!!! They've never seen anything like that before so they get all goofy over it.

Just today on another site, a guy ask me who was the biggest sprinter ever. Knowing I would know. Ya see they take advantage of my knowledge not act like some dumb fuck over it.

Avante

04-01-2015, 03:37 PM

Guy comes to my door wanting to shampoo my rug, I tell him no I don't think so, so he does his little routine trying to convince me I really need it. So I....ok man, come on in.

Then he sees our wood floors.

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cantthinkofanything

04-01-2015, 04:03 PM

Avante

04-01-2015, 04:09 PM

He was probably talking about Judy.

Let's break that down....

Judy is in her daycare room in the back surrounded by kids. Something she does 5 days a week at this time. So this 20ish kid wouldn't know this since he's looking for Judy, right?

How did they meet since it's pretty obvious they live in different worlds....well?

So she was going to do what with all those kids?

Go ahead amigo explain that to me, ok?

Sportcamper

04-01-2015, 04:09 PM

Avante- You always leave Italian Strongman Bruno Sammartino off your lists…He did some TV & perhaps a couple of B films…

cantthinkofanything

04-01-2015, 04:12 PM

Let's break that down....

Judy is in her daycare room in the back surrounded by kids. Something she does 5 days a week at this time. So this 20ish kid wouldn't know this since he's looking for Judy, right?

How did they meet since it's pretty obvious they live in different worlds....well?

So she was going to do what with all those kids?

Go ahead amigo explain that to me, ok?

I don't know. Maybe someone complained about the smell.

Avante

04-01-2015, 04:12 PM

Avante- You always leave Italian Strongman Bruno Sammartino off your lists…He did some TV & perhaps a couple of B films…

I always have him ranked number two behind Thesz in my all time pre 1970 rankings. The guy held the WWWF/WWF world record for almost a decade, whoa!

I've never seen him in a movie however.

cantthinkofanything

04-01-2015, 04:13 PM

I always have him ranked number two behind Thesz in my all time pre 1970 rankings. The guy held the WWWF/WWF world record for almost a decade, whoa!

I've never seen him in a movie however.

Did the guy say he was there to "service" your rug? or did he actually say, "shampoo"?

Avante

04-01-2015, 04:14 PM

I don't know. Maybe someone complained about the smell.

Dude, come on explain to me how some kid would be looking for Judy at 2ish in the afternoon while she is working. Well?

cantthinkofanything

04-01-2015, 04:15 PM

Dude, come on explain to me how some kid would be looking for Judy at 2ish in the afternoon while she is working. Well?

How would I know. I gave you a possibility. You're the one with the unsolved mystery. Thought I would try and help.

cantthinkofanything

04-01-2015, 04:16 PM

Maybe the dude heard about you and all the kids and was really an undercover cop.

cantthinkofanything

04-01-2015, 04:17 PM

Or maybe he heard that you fooled around with the DirectTV guy and he wanted to give you a hot beef injection.

Avante

04-01-2015, 04:18 PM

Did the guy say he was there to "service" your rug? or did he actually say, "shampoo"?

Ok, ok, can't fool you.

kid...is Judy here?
me...she's working right now, can I help you?
kid...I;m here to service her rug.
me...she mentioned you, I'll go get her.

Judy...hi Miguel.
Miguel..hi, you ready?
Judy...can't wait, hey honey can ya watch the kids. Miguel and I have some business to attend to.
me...have fun!
Judy...oh we will.

cantthinkofanything

04-01-2015, 04:18 PM

Was he tall and black with sunglasses? Maybe he's the dude from the yard sale and he's gonna steal some blues cassettes.

cantthinkofanything

04-01-2015, 04:19 PM

Ok, ok, can't fool you.

kid...is Judy here?
me...she's working right now, can I help you?
kid...I;m her to service her rug.
me...she mentioned you, I'll go get her.

Judy...hi Miguel.
Miguel..hi, you ready?
Judy...can't wait, hey honey can ya watch the kids. Miguel and me have some business to attend to.
me...have fun!
Judy...oh we will.

Yeah. You got it.

Avante

04-01-2015, 04:21 PM

When surounded by little dumbasses it's best to just humor them.

Avante

04-01-2015, 04:22 PM

Was he tall and black with sunglasses? Maybe he's the dude from the yard sale and he's gonna steal some blues cassettes.

You ever seen a tall guy named Miguel?

cantthinkofanything

04-01-2015, 04:26 PM

You ever seen a tall guy named Miguel?

Not that I'm aware of. But that was a different scenario.

cantthinkofanything

04-01-2015, 04:26 PM

When surounded by little dumbasses it's best to just humor them.

is that from a Garfield strip?

cantthinkofanything

04-01-2015, 04:27 PM

When surounded by little dumbasses it's best to just humor them.

http://chekhovsgunman.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/jon-and-garfield.jpg

Avante

04-01-2015, 04:35 PM

is that from a Garfield strip?

You never really pick up on your surroundings do ya slick?

cantthinkofanything

04-01-2015, 04:58 PM

You never really pick up on your surroundings do ya slick?

paste...
2

2 Cold Scorpio (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_Cold_Scorpio)

A

ACH (wrestler) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ACH_%28wrestler%29)
Scoot Andrews (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoot_Andrews)
Tony Atlas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Atlas)
Norvell Austin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norvell_Austin)

B

Sasha Banks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasha_Banks)
Shelton Benjamin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shelton_Benjamin)
Trenesha Biggers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trenesha_Biggers)
The Boogeyman (wrestler) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Boogeyman_%28wrestler%29)
Bobo Brazil (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobo_Brazil)
Brickhouse Brown (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brickhouse_Brown)
D'Lo Brown (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%27Lo_Brown)
Leroy Brown (wrestler) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leroy_Brown_%28wrestler%29)
Monty Brown (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Brown)
Slyck Wagner Brown (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slyck_Wagner_Brown)
Elijah Burke (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elijah_Burke)
Josette Bynum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josette_Bynum)

C

Cameron (wrestler) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cameron_%28wrestler%29)
Ray Candy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Candy)
Chilly Willy (wrestler) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chilly_Willy_%28wrestler%29)
Brodus Clay (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brodus_Clay)
Jonathan Coachman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Coachman)
Allen Coage (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allen_Coage)
Tiger Conway Sr. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_Conway_Sr.)
Charlie Cook (wrestler) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Cook_%28wrestler%29)
Christina Crawford (wrestler) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christina_Crawford_%28wrestler%29)

D

D-Ray 3000 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D-Ray_3000)
Dark Journey (wrestling) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Journey_%28wrestling%29)
Derrick Dukes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derrick_Dukes)

F

Alicia Fox (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alicia_Fox)
AR Fox (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AR_Fox)

H

Kliff Hanger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kliff_Hanger)
Mark Henry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Henry)
Curtis Hughes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtis_Hughes)
Devon Hughes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devon_Hughes)
Human Tornado (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Tornado)

I

Ice Train (wrestler) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_Train_%28wrestler%29)

J

New Jack (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Jack)
Quinton Jackson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quinton_Jackson)
Jazz (wrestler) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jazz_%28wrestler%29)
Ahmed Johnson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmed_Johnson)
Dwayne Johnson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwayne_Johnson)
Sonny King (wrestler) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonny_King_%28wrestler%29)
Burrhead Jones (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burrhead_Jones)
Rufus R. Jones (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rufus_R._Jones)
S.D. Jones (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S.D._Jones)
Tony Jones (wrestler) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Jones_%28wrestler%29)
Orlando Jordan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orlando_Jordan)
JTG (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JTG)
Junkyard Dog (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junkyard_Dog)

K

Kamala (wrestler) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamala_%28wrestler%29)
Ron Killings (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Killings)
Kenny King (wrestler) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_King_%28wrestler%29)
Rocky King (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocky_King)
Kofi Kingston (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kofi_Kingston)
Naomi (wrestler) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naomi_%28wrestler%29)

L

Ernie Ladd (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Ladd)
Big E Langston (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_E_Langston)
Bobby Lashley (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Lashley)
Muhammed Lawal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammed_Lawal)
Jay Lethal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jay_Lethal)
Luther Lindsay (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_Lindsay)
Tom Lister Jr. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Lister_Jr.)

M

Rodney Mack (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodney_Mack)
Willie Mack (wrestler) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willie_Mack_%28wrestler%29)
Kristal Marshall (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kristal_Marshall)
Maven (wrestler) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maven_%28wrestler%29)
Linda Miles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Miles)
Ernest Miller (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_Miller)
Mo (wrestler) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mo_%28wrestler%29)
Jacqueline Moore (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacqueline_Moore)

N

Prince Nana (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Nana)

O

Quinn Ojinnaka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quinn_Ojinnaka)
Titus O'Neil (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titus_O%27Neil)
Onyx (wrestler) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onyx_%28wrestler%29)
David Otunga (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Otunga)

P

King Parsons (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Parsons)
Thunderbolt Patterson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunderbolt_Patterson)
Cynthia Peretti (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cynthia_Peretti)
Craig Pittman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_Pittman)
Montel Vontavious Porter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montel_Vontavious_Porter)

R

Stevie Ray (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stevie_Ray)
Teddy Reade (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teddy_Reade)
Butch Reed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butch_Reed)
Ricochet (wrestler) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricochet_%28wrestler%29)
Dennis Rodman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Rodman)
Ranger Ross (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranger_Ross)
Ruckus (wrestler) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruckus_%28wrestler%29)

S

Sabian (wrestler) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabian_%28wrestler%29)
Mustafa Saed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustafa_Saed)
Bob Sapp (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Sapp)
Sapphire (wrestler) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sapphire_%28wrestler%29)
Scorpio Sky (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scorpio_Sky)
Sweet Daddy Siki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweet_Daddy_Siki)
Ron Simmons (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Simmons)
Otis Sistrunk (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otis_Sistrunk)
Elix Skipper (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elix_Skipper)
Slick (wrestling) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slick_%28wrestling%29)
Babi Slymm (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babi_Slymm)
Viro Small (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viro_Small)
Norman Smiley (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Smiley)
J.T. Smith (wrestler) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J.T._Smith_%28wrestler%29)
Soulman Alex G (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soulman_Alex_G)
Lester Speight (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lester_Speight)
Damian Steele (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damian_Steele)
Kia Stevens (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kia_Stevens)
Woody Strode (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woody_Strode)
Sharmell Sullivan-Huffman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharmell_Sullivan-Huffman)
Rich Swann (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rich_Swann)
Swoll (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swoll)

T

Booker T (wrestler) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booker_T_%28wrestler%29)
Mr. T (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._T)
Michael Tarver (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Tarver)
Sailor Art Thomas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailor_Art_Thomas)
Shag Thomas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shag_Thomas)
Frank Trigg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Trigg)
Mike Tyson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Tyson)

U

Uhaa Nation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uhaa_Nation)

V

Virgil (wrestler) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgil_%28wrestler%29)
Viscera (wrestler) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viscera_%28wrestler%29)

W

Koko B. Ware (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koko_B._Ware)
Abraham Washington (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Washington)
Percy Watson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Percy_Watson)
George Wells (wrestler) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Wells_%28wrestler%29)
Pez Whatley (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pez_Whatley)
Xavier Woods (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xavier_Woods)
Bearcat Wright (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bearcat_Wright)
Charles Wright (wrestler) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Wright_%28wrestler%29)

Y

Darren Young (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darren_Young)
Skip Young (wrestler) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skip_Young_%28wrestler%29)

Avante

04-01-2015, 05:04 PM

That was rookie, wanna see me add some more?

cantthinkofanything

04-01-2015, 05:07 PM

That was rookie, wanna see me add some more?

I don't know. They would have to fit my criteria of 1) being a black wrestler and 2) being on my fantasy black wrestling team.

Avante

04-01-2015, 05:12 PM

I don't know. They would have to fit my criteria of 1) being a black wrestler and 2) being on my fantasy black wrestling team.

How about....

Savannah Jack
Earl "Mr.Universe" Maynard
Devon Dudley
Rocky Johnson

Dude, never try to out list the master, ok?

cantthinkofanything

04-01-2015, 05:22 PM

How about....

Savannah Jack
Earl "Mr.Universe" Maynard
Devon Dudley
Rocky Johnson

Dude, never try to out list the master, ok?

Nope. none of those fit my criteria. Sorry old timer.

Avante

04-01-2015, 05:30 PM

The best....

Masked...Mil Mascaras

Mexican...Pepper Gomez

Russian...Ivan Koloff

Arab...The Sheik

Japanese...Rikidozan

Indian...Wahoo McDaneil

German...Fritz Von Erich

Bad blonde strutter...."Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers

Italian...Bruno Sammartino

Frenchman...Edouard Carpentier

Black...Bobo Brazil

Cowboy...Cowboy Bob Ellis

WWWF/WWF champion...Bruno Sammartino

AWA World Champion...Verne Gagne

WWA World Champion...Fred Blassie

NWA World Champion...Lou Thesz

Biggest impact...Hulk Hogan

Avante

04-01-2015, 05:32 PM

Nope. none of those fit my criteria. Sorry old timer.

You do not leave Rocky Johnson off any list of black rasslers.

cantthinkofanything

04-01-2015, 06:22 PM

You do not leave Rocky Johnson off any list of black rasslers.Bend over, I'll show you Rocky Johnson.

Avante

04-01-2015, 08:45 PM

Bend over, I'll show you Rocky Johnson.

translation

Damn that Avante, how does he do that? I copy a big long list of black rasslers and he adds to it, damn! While all I can do is my dumb kid routine. Is there anything the guy doesn't know? And, he does it so quickly. Amazing!

Avante

04-01-2015, 08:57 PM

I do get a kick out of the little know nothings here, hahahaha!

The first pro rasslin' champ was George Hackenschmidt in 1904 in the NWA, He was one of the most powerfully built humans on earth at that time. But it was Ed "Strangler" Lewis who gets the...first important rassler....respect. He won his first world title in 1920, his last in 1931, losing in 1933.

The great Lou Thesz showing up a few years later.

Now add Jim Landos and you have a pretty good idea of the origins of the biz, Keeping it simple which is a must here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV3VRCEX1s8

pgardn

04-01-2015, 09:55 PM

Avante

04-02-2015, 12:04 AM

Superfly Jimmy _____ no not snook.
(Killer)Ox Baker. Never ever leave Killer off a name.

Notable omissions

And here, Jose Lothario...

Oh avante, more citrus, Meadowlark Lemon.
You still have not explained the obsession with Lemon as a name.

It was never really Killer with Ox Baker no more than it was King King Brody, that was just an AWA thing.

Jose Lothario started off as El Gran Lothario, not sure why you mentioned him.

Do you really believe his name was Meadowlark Lemon?

We did have Lemon King a world class sprinter from about 30 miles south of here in Delano. And there was Texas blues legend Blind Lemon Jefferson. Do you have a theory?

There was Superfly Tuii who never left Hawaii.

Avante

04-02-2015, 01:50 AM

Speaking of Killers and other bad cats...

Killer Kowalski
Killer Karl Kox
Killer Khan
Buddy "Killer" Austin
The Missouri Mauler
Smasher Sloan
Hangman Bobby Jaggers
Demolitian
Butcher Vachon
Mad Dog Vachon
Ripper Collins
The Assasins
Dick the Brusier
Crusher Lisowski
Crusher Verdu
The Mongolian Stomper
Abdullah the Butcher
The Executioners
The Destroyer
Ed "Strangler" Lewis

cantthinkofanything

04-02-2015, 09:15 AM

Avante

04-02-2015, 10:30 AM

ah...you know me too well...how can I resist...yep...

Bend over, I'll show you Dick the Bruiser.

I always feel so ....young....when dealing with you. It's as if I'm back in junior high.

Dude, ya make a rasslin' thread for me and then when I use it you act goofy, huh?

cantthinkofanything

04-02-2015, 11:02 AM

I always feel so ....young....when dealing with you. It's as if I'm back in junior high.

Dude, ya make a rasslin' thread for me and then when I use it you act goofy, huh?

why would you include "Dick the Bruiser" if you weren't looking for a response?

Avante

04-02-2015, 12:44 PM

why would you include "Dick the Bruiser" if you weren't looking for a response?

How can ya talk bad asses in pro rasslin' and not mention Dick the Brusier?

Little man, you really do need to grow up. Really,ok? I mention the great Btitish fantasy author Michael Moorcock and look at you. I mention Dick the Bruiser and look at you.

friend....she's just a friend.
you...is she a girl?
friend..well, yeah.
you..is she your friend?
friend...yep!
you...well then, she must be your girlfriend.
friend....why not listen to Avante, ok? GROW THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!

Come on man, do you act like this around family and friends?

cantthinkofanything

04-02-2015, 01:26 PM

How can ya talk bad asses in pro rasslin' and not mention Dick the Brusier?

why not include Bruiser Brody then? Either you were wanting me to tell a funny joke or you can't stay away from names with potential double entendres.
But I guess fits with your dichotomous personality. Good natured old timer / crazy ass pedophile.

cantthinkofanything

04-02-2015, 01:27 PM

Come on man, do you act like this around family and friends?

of course not.

Avante

04-02-2015, 01:34 PM

of course not.

So why do the retarded little dumb kid routine here?

cantthinkofanything

04-02-2015, 01:39 PM

So why do the retarded little dumb kid routine here?

why post all your lists here?

Avante

04-02-2015, 02:11 PM

why post all your lists here?

You really don't see a difference in sharing an interest/intersts from acting like an immatue little prick?

cantthinkofanything

04-02-2015, 02:26 PM

You really don't see a difference in sharing an interest/intersts from acting like an immatue little prick?

"sharing"...LOL. Like dropping rotten Vienna Sausages all over Africa is "sharing" food.

Avante

04-02-2015, 02:38 PM

"sharing"...LOL. Like dropping rotten Vienna Sausages all over Africa is "sharing" food.

Why read things that don't interest you?

Who wants to read....

I fucked your mama.

I'll bend you over and.....

But does that stop you?

cantthinkofanything

04-02-2015, 02:39 PM

Why read things that don't interest you?

why throw rotten Vienna Sausages at people that won't eat them?

Avante

04-02-2015, 02:47 PM

why throw rotten Vienna Sausages at people that won't eat them?

That coming from a guy who talks about peoples mothers, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cantthinkofanything

04-02-2015, 02:56 PM

That coming from a guy who talks about peoples mothers, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eh. maybe you're right. I don't dwell on it like you do.

Avante

04-02-2015, 03:06 PM

eh. maybe you're right. I don't dwell on it like you do.

Dude, you are the only one on any board I visit who can't figure how totally fucked up it is to talk about someones family. What's wrong with you guy? Breeding?

My mom died some time ago as I've told you numerous times yet here you still are.....I fucked your mama. Dude, you really don't get it at all do you?

My silly little lists are fucking harmless, just me showing off. You on the other hand come off as a total retard without a clue how to act.

cantthinkofanything

04-02-2015, 03:38 PM

Dude, you are the only one on any board I visit who can't figure how totally fucked up it is to talk about someones family. What's wrong with you guy? Breeding?

My mom died some time ago as I've told you numerous times yet here you still are.....I fucked your mama. Dude, you really don't get it at all do you?

My silly little lists are fucking harmless, just me showing off. You on the other hand come off as a total retard without a clue how to act.

I can't remember the last time I admitted I had sex with your mom. My guess is it's been over a year ago.
How long has she been gone? I might be able to do the math.

Avante

04-02-2015, 04:02 PM

I can't remember the last time I admitted I had sex with your mom. My guess is it's been over a year ago.
How long has she been gone? I might be able to do the math.

There ya go again, playing to the crowd instead of talking to me/whoever. Dude, you get too wrapped up in trying to..."see me everyone I;m funny, right?"

Why do you do that? Why the comedy bullshit?

cantthinkofanything

04-02-2015, 04:04 PM

There ya go again, playing to the crowd instead of talking to me/whoever. Dude, you get too wrapped up in trying to..."see me everyone I;m funny, right?"

Why do you do that? Why the comedy bullshit?

Do you ask Stephen Hawking, "what's with the science?"

cantthinkofanything

04-02-2015, 04:05 PM

Do you ask Stephen Hawking, "what's with the science?"

He's the dude in the wheelchair that talks like a robot.

Avante

04-02-2015, 04:17 PM

He's the dude in the wheelchair that talks like a robot.

No shit? Like in the movie about him?

Dude, why totally ignore what people say to you? You act like a dumb kid, why?

cantthinkofanything

04-02-2015, 04:23 PM

No shit? Like in the movie about him?

Dude, why totally ignore what people say to you? You act like a dumb kid, why?

Yes. Like that movie. Did you see that? I was just wondering earlier if you watched any of the newer movies. You seem to stick with the old westerns and some Japanese stuff.
Did you see Whiplash?

Avante

04-02-2015, 04:27 PM

Yes. Like that movie. Did you see that? I was just wondering earlier if you watched any of the newer movies. You seem to stick with the old westerns and some Japanese stuff.
Did you see Whiplash?

Dude, I asked you a question, ok? Why act like a dumb kid, well?

When you talk to those obviously more experiened in life than you, why not act accordingly? You don't appear to understand anything.

cantthinkofanything

04-02-2015, 04:35 PM

Dude, I asked you a question, ok? Why act like a dumb kid, well?

When you talk to those obviously more experiened in life than you, why not act accordingly? You don't appear to understand anything.

You asked 4 questions. I answered the one that might lead to a decent conversation about movies. You seem like you want me to talk about poops and peepee. Sometimes it seems like you really want me to be a teenager.

Avante

04-02-2015, 04:46 PM

You asked 4 questions. I answered the one that might lead to a decent conversation about movies. You seem like you want me to talk about poops and peepee. Sometimes it seems like you really want me to be a teenager.

I spent how many pages....GROW UP GUY....and now it's....

Dude, you got problems.

See ya~~~~~~~~~~~

cantthinkofanything

04-02-2015, 04:48 PM

I spent how many pages....GROW UP GUY....and now it's....

Dude, you got problems.

See ya~~~~~~~~~~~

So "no" to Whiplash?

Avante

04-02-2015, 05:32 PM

The WWA (SOCAL) in the early 60's

Main Event

World Champion
Fred Blassie vs Lou Thesz

Semi Main

The Destroyer vs Edouard Carpentier

Special Attraction

The Torres Brothers vs The Stanlees

prelims

Count Billy Varga vs Baron Leoni
Lord James Blears vs Mr. Moto
Wild Red Berry vs Bearcat Wright
Sandor Szabo vs Hard Boiled Haggarty
The Scufflin' Hillbillies vs Ben & Mike Sharpe

pgardn

04-03-2015, 04:13 PM

It was never really Killer with Ox Baker no more than it was King King Brody, that was just an AWA thing.

Jose Lothario started off as El Gran Lothario, not sure why you mentioned him.

Do you really believe his name was Meadowlark Lemon?

We did have Lemon King a world class sprinter from about 30 miles south of here in Delano. And there was Texas blues legend Blind Lemon Jefferson. Do you have a theory?

There was Superfly Tuii who never left Hawaii.

Jimmy Snuka ged demmit.

You don't get on a San Antonio board and not mention Jose Lothario!
You are on a SA Spurs board, you should be shot.
It was Killer OX Baker, and yes he had some go rounds with Bruiser Brody.
You Fckn forgot his heart punch and fail to mention Jose Lothario, you don't belong on this board.

pgardn

04-03-2015, 04:21 PM

And no I never ever figured out Medowlark a Lemon was not his real name. this totally escaped me...

Thats not The point old man, I asked you about the repeated use of Lemon as a name in so many of your lists...
Why Lemon? Why not some other fruit?

Avante

04-03-2015, 06:11 PM

Avante

04-03-2015, 07:42 PM

Could a ring hold this 20 man Battle Royal?

Andre The Giant
The Big Show
King Kong Bundy
Haystacks Calhoun
Giant Haystacks
Haystacks Muldoon
The One Man Gang
Bam Bam Bigelow
Yokozuna
Mark Henry
Big Van Vader
Gorilla Monsoon
Abdullah the Butcher
Mabel
Big John Studd
Sholhi "Giant" Baba
Chris Taylor
The Warlord
Jeep Swenson
Man Mountain Mike

Avante

04-03-2015, 08:18 PM

I'll be damn, first time I've ever seen the Wizard of Oz in HD. It's like I've never seen it before (only a 100 times)

pgardn

04-04-2015, 01:15 PM

There are only two Lemon's and I explained who they were.

Who names their kid Orange, Apple?

Peeps who don't like the name Lemon.

Blind Lemon Pie.
He lived next to me and son, he could tickle the ivories.

Avante

04-06-2015, 10:01 PM

Peeps who don't like the name Lemon.

Blind Lemon Pie.
He lived next to me and son, he could tickle the ivories.

Blind Lemon Pie was born Willie Monroe in Ava Missouri. By 14 he was playing harmonica and piano in brothels in St.Louis. He wasn't born blind, he lost his sight gradual starting around 10. He's best known for writing...Hot Custad Pie...in 1931. Why he didn'r record it..??? Jellyroll Anderson had a huge hit with it. Canned Heat did a cover in the late 60's.

Blind Lemon stayed close to home, his famous 1930 recording session in Grafton Indiana only time he strayed from Missouri. Obviously the classic...My Baby Loves Lemon Pie....was recorded at that session since it was the only time he recorded. His old 78's on the Black Patti*** label are some of the most sought out by collectors than anyone.

***A label that only recorded blacks,they only issued 1200 records before going under. So those 1200 are very very rare.

pgardn

04-06-2015, 10:42 PM

Blind Lemon Pie was born Willie Monroe in Ava Missouri. By 14 he was playing harmonica and piano in brothels in St.Louis. He wasn't born blind, he lost his sight gradual starting around 10. He's best known for writing...Hot Custad Pie...in 1931. Why he didn'r record it..??? Jellyroll Anderson had a huge hit with.

Blind Lemon stayed close to home, his famous 1930 recording session in Grafton Indiana only time he strayed from Missouri. Obviously the classic...My Baby Loves Lemon Pie....was recorded at that session since it was the only times he recorded. His old 78's on the Black Patti*** label are some of the most sought out by collectors than anyone.

***A label that only recorded blacks,they issue 1200 records before going under. So those 1200 are very very rare.

Just as I thought. Jellyrolls stealing from Lemon Pies who have retinitis pigmentosa.
Seriously, it's a snack eat dessert world isn't it Avante? Breaks my heart.

Avante

04-06-2015, 10:48 PM

Just as I thought. Jellyrolls stealing from Lemon Pies who have retinitis pigmentosa.
Seriously, it's a snack eat dessert world isn't it Avante? Breaks my heart.

Jellyroll Anderson started out in a jug band in Memphis. They called themselves the Kansas City Strummers. Which was kinda weird since all of the four were from Mobile Alabama. Jellyroll was known for stealing others material. He was actually shot and killed on his porch in Mobile in 1934. Why he was shot....hmmm?

Jellyroll on the far right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZiggIhFdeo

Hambone Son Bonds on vocals (in the middle)

pgardn

04-06-2015, 11:06 PM

The Jelly Roll was invented when Hams Groundwater had just spread jam on his toast but had to leave quicly as he was tardy for a gig. He rolled the toast up into a cylinder and stashed in a round tin made for huge joints. Upon arriving at the gig, he quickly consumed the invention, got high, and proceeded to belt out one of the greatest operas of the early Devonian period.

Later he admitted his discovery, and the entire city of Lattimore Missusup got stoned and rolled jellied toast, but none sang an opera. The Barbershop Triplet was synthesized from this event however.

pgardn

04-06-2015, 11:34 PM

Oh.

Big John Stud.

Avante

04-07-2015, 02:20 AM

Oh.

Big John Stud.

Big John Stud grew up just outside Atlanta in a little town named Ducor. His dad Big Bill Studd was a preacher. He taught Big John how to play the organ. That's how he got into rasslin'.

Jim Crockett who owned Crockett Promotions out of Atlanta went to a wedding at Big Blls church there in Ducor, he couldn't help but notice the 6-6 (at that time) 300 pound Studd behind the piano.

See ya learned something.

pgardn

04-07-2015, 07:16 AM

Big John Stud grew up just outside Atlanta in a little town named Ducor. His dad Big Bill Studd was a preacher. He taught Big John how to play the organ. That's how he got into rasslin'.

Jim Crockett who owned Crockett Promotions out of Atlanta went to a wedding at Big Blls church there in Ducor, he couldn't help but notice the 6-6 (at that time) 300 pound Studd behind the piano.

See ya learned something.

Yes it's fun sharing relevant info.
Hope you enjoyed Jellyroll's story.

Avante

04-07-2015, 11:59 AM

Yes it's fun sharing relevant info.
Hope you enjoyed Jellyroll's story.

I don't really read ya little guy, waste of time.

pgardn

04-07-2015, 03:41 PM

I don't really read ya little guy, waste of time.

Yeah, well the relevant was pretty much sarcasm.
But I do enjoy just looking at the nick names little twerps like you refer to.
I would love to race your fastest self though.

And then play dueling banjos...
And then of course you could probably use a pile driver to clear your head.
so yeah...

Man Moutain Mike

Avante

04-07-2015, 04:04 PM

Yeah, well the relevant was pretty much sarcasm.
But I do enjoy just looking at the nick names little twerps like you refer to.
I would love to race your fastest self though.

And then play dueling banjos...
And then of course you could probably use a pile driver to clear your head.
so yeah...

Man Moutain Mike

You wouldn't make a zit on my ass ya little freak.

While you are stuck on ...DUH!

I'm rattling off...

Larry "Ax" Hennig ..yep, his dad.
The Missouri Mauler
Tank Morgan
Smasher Sloan
Mad Dog Vachon/Butcher Vachon
Skull Murphy
Ox Anderson
Man Mountain Dean
The Swedih Angel
Moose Cholak
Gorilla Monsoon
The Mongolian Stomper
The Zebra Kid
Gorgeous George
The Destroyer
Bull Ramos
Dynamite Kid
Manny "The Ragin' Bull" Fernandez
"Nature Boy"...Buddy Rogers..Ric Flair...Buddy Landell..Roger Kirby

Want another 50 or so?

pgardn

04-07-2015, 04:24 PM

You wouldn't make a zit on my ass ya little freak.

While you are stuck on ...DUH!

I'm rattling off...

Larry "Ax" Hennig ..yep, his dad.
The Missouri Mauler
Tank Morgan
Smasher Sloan
Mad Dog Vachon/Butcher Vachon
Skull Murphy
Ox Anderson
Man Mountain Dean
The Swedih Angel
Moose Cholak
Gorilla Monsoon
The Mongolian Stomper
The Zebra Kid
Gorgeous George
The Destroyer
Bull Ramos
Dynamite Kid
Manny "The Ragin' Bull" Fernandez
"Nature Boy"...Buddy Rogers..Ric Flair...Buddy Landell..Roger Kirby

Want another 50 or so?

i would crush you like bubble wrap at your best.

George Steele, you apple flavored green gumbdrop of a wimp.

Avante

04-07-2015, 04:30 PM

i would crush you like bubble wrap at your best.

George Steele, you apple flavored green gumbdrop of a wimp.

Nothing funnier than a deranged midget, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude, I have cuff links bigger than you, ok?

pgardn

04-07-2015, 04:32 PM

Nothing funnier than a deranged midget, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude, I have cuff links bigger than you, ok?

Ive eaten burritos bigger than you little man.
I would butt stomp the donkey out of your jack wagon ass.

cantthinkofanything

04-07-2015, 04:36 PM

Dude, I have cuff links bigger than you, ok?

LOLZ. Instant classic.

pgardn

04-07-2015, 04:39 PM

LOLZ. Instant classic.

ssshhhh...

He thinks we are handing the Mic back and forth while insulting each other before I apply a figure 4 leg lock.

cantthinkofanything

04-07-2015, 04:41 PM

ssshhhh...

He thinks we are handing the Mic back and forth while insulting each other before I apply a figure 4 leg lock.

Nice. Once you get him pinned, stick your finger in his butt and puncture his uterus.

Sportcamper

04-07-2015, 04:43 PM

Big John Stud grew up just outside Atlanta in a little town named Ducor. His dad Big Bill Studd was a preacher. He taught Big John how to play the organ. That's how he got into rasslin'.

Jim Crockett who owned Crockett Promotions out of Atlanta went to a wedding at Big Blls church there in Ducor, he couldn't help but notice the 6-6 (at that time) 300 pound Studd behind the piano.

See ya learned something.

Avante- Cool Big John Stud story…But his birth name was John Minton and he was raised in Butler, Pennsylvania…:lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_John_Studd

pgardn

04-07-2015, 04:48 PM

Nice. Once you get him pinned, stick your finger in his butt and puncture his uterus.

Hes a marsupial, I will ram his pouch down his throat and into his lungs.

Avante

04-07-2015, 04:55 PM

Avante- Cool Big John Stud story…But his birth name was John Minton and he was raised in Butler, Pennsylvania…:lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_John_Studd

I know, I just like messing with these little..AVANTE!!!!!!!!!...hangers on.

Avante

04-07-2015, 04:55 PM

Nice. Once you get him pinned, stick your finger in his butt and puncture his uterus.

Dude, his whole clan of worthless alley trash couldn't pin me, ok?

cantthinkofanything

04-07-2015, 04:59 PM

Dude, his whole clan of worthless alley trash couldn't pin me, ok?

I don't know but you better keep that Ken doll in your butt just in case.

Avante

04-07-2015, 05:10 PM

I don't know but you better keep that Ken doll in your butt just in case.

Even for a complete 100% moron that was beyond stupid.

So I own a Ken doll, right? I stuck it up my ass....right? Then I tried to sit at a computer with a Ken doll up my ass. Dude, try and visualize that scene, ok?

I never feel more superior than when I'm here. Who wouldn't? Sooooooo many totally dumbass kids, wow!

cantthinkofanything

04-07-2015, 05:14 PM

So I own a Ken doll, right? I stuck it up my ass....right? Then I tried to sit at a computer with a Ken doll up my ass.

Yes!!!! That's exactly right. OUCH!!!

cantthinkofanything

04-07-2015, 05:16 PM

Avante

04-07-2015, 05:22 PM

But just think how fucked up it's going to be when pgarn gets you pinned down and tries to stick his finger in your ass. LOL. He's going to be like, "WTF...there's a Ken doll in here." And you'll be laying there lauging. "GOTCHA".
Man what a riot.

What's really going to be funny is when mommy and daddy kick you off their computer for giggling like a little girl.

cantthinkofanything

04-07-2015, 05:28 PM

What's really going to be funny is when mommy and daddy kick you off their computer for giggling like a little girl.

I know right. I hope they don't check my search history. Be some 'splainin to do.

Avante

04-07-2015, 05:32 PM

I know right. I hope they don't check my search history. Be some 'splainin to do.

You are never going to out grow the childish behavior are ya slick?