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cantthinkofanything
03-26-2015, 03:40 PM
We were in the pancake aisle looking at different kinds of syrups. He grabbed a jar of molasses which he was dropping into his basket. But he missed and it broke on the floor and started to seep everywhere. I moved out of the way so I wouldn't mess up my shoes. Tony wasn't quick enough and the molasses got all over his shoes.

We both looked at the molasses and then at his shoes and then at each other and we both started laughing.

K...
03-26-2015, 03:44 PM
This is too dumb to be a parody so it must be real. As long as he didn't have the glass go into his eyes it's fine. Hopefully he paid for the molasses with his fat franchise killing contract money.

look_at_g_shred
03-26-2015, 03:46 PM
neat

Kool Bob Love
03-26-2015, 03:49 PM
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cantthinkofanything
03-26-2015, 03:50 PM
This is too dumb to be a parody so it must be real. As long as he didn't have the glass go into his eyes it's fine. Hopefully he paid for the molasses with his fat franchise killing contract money.

I forgot one part. He pulled out all these hundred dollar bills and started throwing them on the ground to sop up the syrup.

Kool Bob Love
03-26-2015, 03:52 PM
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002753713/3733733865_neat_spiderman_answer_1_xlarge.gif

Silver&Black
03-26-2015, 04:07 PM
neat


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cd98
03-26-2015, 04:24 PM
I saw Chip England today at a sandwich shop. He had two guys with him that looked like they were players. Neither was a Spur, but I wouldn't be surprised if they were Toros. I tried to look up pic of the Toro roster, but apparently their website sucks and I couldn't get one.

Splits
03-26-2015, 04:24 PM
I bet he didn't turn down your daughter

DJR210
03-26-2015, 04:24 PM
Did you have words with him?

RD2191
03-26-2015, 04:30 PM
:lol

Darius Bieber
03-26-2015, 04:46 PM
Of course he was grabbing the molasses tbh

Brazil
03-26-2015, 04:50 PM
I bet he didn't turn down your daughter

:lol

beirmeistr
03-26-2015, 05:35 PM
is he trying to take the turnover title from Ginobili?

cantthinkofanything
03-26-2015, 05:42 PM
is he trying to take the turnover title from Ginobili?Oh yeah...I forgot that I saw Manu also. We were in the vitamin aisle. He grabbed some Geritol and tried to throw it in his buggy but it landed in someone else's.

spurs10
03-26-2015, 06:09 PM
and he took your girlfriend and banged her in the restroom.

ElNono
03-26-2015, 06:14 PM
did he mention a ménage à trois to your wife?

cantthinkofanything
03-26-2015, 06:52 PM
Oh yeah...I forgot something. When I wasn't looking, TP took my girlfriend to the bathroom and banged her.

marinoman
03-26-2015, 06:55 PM
Okay then

K...
03-26-2015, 06:55 PM
and what about you and dick Jefferson?

cantthinkofanything
03-26-2015, 07:01 PM
and what about you and dick Jefferson?Oh yeah...I forgot to mention...RJ was there in the fruit aisle and me and him had buttsex on the bulk bean bin. Got all up in his black ass. When we were done, we talked about why he didn't contribute more to the Spurs after they paid him all that money. Then we spooned for a bit until my girlfriend came back from the loo.

Bender
03-26-2015, 07:51 PM
I think you should quit... while you're still (barely) ahead...

spurs10
03-26-2015, 08:11 PM
Oh yeah...I forgot something. When I wasn't looking, TP took my girlfriend to the bathroom and banged her. I knew it!! That bastard! :lol :toast

pgardn
03-26-2015, 09:02 PM
The bulk bean bin...

Hell yes.

Dingle Barry
03-26-2015, 10:10 PM
We were in the pancake aisle looking at different kinds of syrups. He grabbed a jar of molasses which he was dropping into his basket. But he missed and it broke on the floor and started to seep everywhere. I moved out of the way so I wouldn't mess up my shoes. Tony wasn't quick enough and the molasses got all over his shoes.

We both looked at the molasses and then at his shoes and then at each other and we both started laughing.

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/f91/294/f99/resized/dean-wormer-meme-generator-zero-point-zero-9a140d.jpg

This board has sunk below 2003 spursreport levels. If Timvp will not save us, we have no hope.

K...
03-26-2015, 10:37 PM
TBH this is a decent contribution to the board for an off day. Especially since there was so much disagreement on the board after the last game and which group of player fans won and lost.

heyheymymy
03-27-2015, 01:52 AM
http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Boards/485/19485/50544.jpg

Nbadan
03-27-2015, 02:52 AM
He grabbed a jar of molasses which he was dropping into his basket. But he missed and it broke on the floor and started to seep everywhere. I moved out of the way so I wouldn't mess up my shoes. Tony wasn't quick enough and the molasses got all over his shoes.

We both looked at the molasses and then at his shoes and then at each other and we both started laughing.


:lol your an idiot...

BillMc
03-27-2015, 04:37 AM
Oh yeah...I forgot that I saw Manu also. We were in the vitamin aisle. He grabbed some Geritol and tried to throw it in his buggy but it landed in someone else's.
:lol

cantthinkofanything
03-27-2015, 10:19 AM
Rick Carlisle said that forward Richard Jefferson (http://fantasynews.cbssports.com/fantasybasketball/players/playerpage/240295/richard-jefferson) will be questionable for Friday's game (https://twitter.com/EarlKSneed/status/581175277675397120) against the Spurs. Jefferson is dealing with back spasms.

:hat

manufan10
03-27-2015, 11:05 AM
^ :lmao

SnakeBoy
03-27-2015, 11:14 AM
:hat

:lol Well that worked out well. Too bad it was Ellis.

cantthinkofanything
03-27-2015, 11:39 AM
Too bad it was Ellis.

wot

SnakeBoy
03-27-2015, 11:46 AM
wot

typo...too bad is wasn't Ellis you had gay sex with.

cantthinkofanything
03-27-2015, 11:57 AM
typo...too bad is wasn't Ellis you had gay sex with.

Ah.

Had I known ahead of time...

Anyway, I'll probably save myself for Curry.