Bachelor of Science from Wake Forest - So How Much Does He Have Left In The Bank?

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol ok let's do the Koolaid math....

let's start with his total career earnings of 200 million

projected net worth after basic taxes at roughly 18% in taxes = ~160 million left

even though he has a pre-nup let's take away another 25 million for Amy's secret that leaves 135 million

next we take off another 1 million for the illegal alien gym and that leaves 134 million

next we take off the 24 million he lost in bad investments which now leaves 110 million

he took a massive pay cut from his team so he ended up swindling his own dam self out of an additional 6 million per year since 2012..meaning he's lost out on close to 20 million roughly in paycuts leaving him basically at 90 million net worth....

He won $100 recently pushing his net worth to 90 million and $100 dollars...

I wonder how much more he's being swindled out of and doesn't quite realize it just yet...

let's take another 1 million off for losing his court case against his financial advisor....leaving 89 million and $100 dollars...

dude is being drained like a flushing toilet....:lol

did I miss any calculations :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

I'm sure Luva can teach him some sweet science as well....with this new chic he's dating :lol

[Nathan89]

You can't take money he never earned out of his career earnings

[Koolaid_Man]

You can't take money he never earned out of his career earnings

for being a dumbass ohh yeah....that's his money he gave back to his team

[KaiRMD1]

There is one calculation you are missing, the calculation that equals you having a life

http://i.imgur.com/QdEUkuP.gif

[Koolaid_Man]

There is one calculation you are missing, the calculation that equals you having a life

http://i.imgur.com/QdEUkuP.gif


subtract another 50 cent

[Koolaid_Man]

this guy is nearing Manny Paquciao levels of saving money :lmao

[King Emmanuel]

subtract another 50 cent

:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol

fact is I dont see how he earned that Arts and Science degree with these seeming levels of ineptitude

[Spurs 4 The Win]

fact is I dont see how he earned that Arts and Science degree with these seeming levels of ineptitude

He still has 89 million more dollars than you so he must be doing something right

[King Emmanuel]

He still has 89 million more dollars than you so he must be doing something right

dude regardless of how much timmy has there's no way anyone should lose 23 million to bad investments come on

[Strange Love]

dude regardless of how much timmy has there's no way anyone should lose 23 million to bad investments come on

Michael Jordan lost 168 millions to a bad investment. Anyone who loses that much to a bitch has made a terrible choice.

[Koolaid_Man]

Michael Jordan lost 168 millions to a bad investment. Anyone who loses that much to a bitch has made a terrible choice.


Not the same.... fuck face.....MJ is a billionaire.....Tammy Tits gettin swindled at every turn...:lol

[Spurs 4 The Win]

dude regardless of how much timmy has there's no way anyone should lose 23 million to bad investments come on

Thats cute how you jumped in to defend your alt account with another alt account

[Strange Love]

Not the same.... fuck face.....MJ is a billionaire.....Tammy Tits gettin swindled at every turn...:lol

Half assed spin. :lol

[Beaverfuzz]

Pretty sure Tim just paid his last dinner bill with an signed jersey.

HE'S FLAT BROKE!


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[DMC]

More slobbering stupidity from the kindergarten trolls.

[Arcadian]

:lol More than you, faggot. Go back to watching the Lakers lose another game on a shitty web stream, since you can't afford league pass, in your shitty apartment.

I normally don't SES shame, but the TC is a special kind of faggot.

[Buddy Mignon]

:lol ok let's do the Koolaid math....

let's start with his total career earnings of 200 million

projected net worth after basic taxes at roughly 18% in taxes = ~160 million left

even though he has a pre-nup let's take away another 25 million for Amy's secret that leaves 135 million

next we take off another 1 million for the illegal alien gym and that leaves 134 million

next we take off the 24 million he lost in bad investments which now leaves 110 million

he took a massive pay cut from his team so he ended up swindling his own dam self out of an additional 6 million per year since 2012..meaning he's lost out on close to 20 million roughly in paycuts leaving him basically at 90 million net worth....

He won $100 recently pushing his net worth to 90 million and $100 dollars...

I wonder how much more he's being swindled out of and doesn't quite realize it just yet...

let's take another 1 million off for losing his court case against his financial advisor....leaving 89 million and $100 dollars...

dude is being drained like a flushing toilet....:lol

did I miss any calculations :lol

You're way off on your figures. White women rake niggas over the coals in the court room. It don't matter if its a fake rape charge or spousal support... she got no less than 50 million to honor the gag order. You also forgot the college buddy that Amy forced Jim to kick out of their love nest after a four year stint. He's on the pay roll too. Now if we take his net worth down closer to what he's worth then our numbers change drastically.

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-athletes/nba/tim-duncan-net-worth/

So... he's worth 130 million minus Sam's 35%.
That leaves us at 85.5 million.
Give Amy 50 million off the top for honoring the gag order Jim put on her.
That leaves us at 35.5 million.
Give the Mexican his million off the top.
That leaves us at 34.5.
Let's not forget about the ex roommate that was bought a condo. I'd say he got more than the Mexican... let's say 5 million.
That leaves us at 29.5
Subtract the 20 million he just got swindled out of for some bad wine investments.
That leaves us at roughly 10 million for Jim... and that assuming he doesn't donate to charity.

So... basically the nigga is broke, which is why he's liquidating all his assets. Jim is so gullible I can honestly see him walking the streets shirtless when its all said and done.:lol

[elmanutres]

I can do math too

duncan 5 + tiebreaker > the tired old shit bag kirby 5 and three straight season ending injuries

[spurraider21]

:lol ok let's do the Koolaid math....

let's start with his total career earnings of 200 million

projected net worth after basic taxes at roughly 18% in taxes = ~160 million left

even though he has a pre-nup let's take away another 25 million for Amy's secret that leaves 135 million

next we take off another 1 million for the illegal alien gym and that leaves 134 million

next we take off the 24 million he lost in bad investments which now leaves 110 million

he took a massive pay cut from his team so he ended up swindling his own dam self out of an additional 6 million per year since 2012..meaning he's lost out on close to 20 million roughly in paycuts leaving him basically at 90 million net worth....

He won $100 recently pushing his net worth to 90 million and $100 dollars...

I wonder how much more he's being swindled out of and doesn't quite realize it just yet...

let's take another 1 million off for losing his court case against his financial advisor....leaving 89 million and $100 dollars...

dude is being drained like a flushing toilet....:lol

did I miss any calculations :lol
that terrible math/logic... my head hurts

[TDMVPDPOY]

isnt kool a fkn chinese faggot wannabe nigga, fck happen to ur maths clown

[mudyez]

I actually enjoyed the OP...even with some mistakes and soft trolling in it.

[Killakobe81]

:lol ok let's do the Koolaid math....

let's start with his total career earnings of 200 million

projected net worth after basic taxes at roughly 18% in taxes = ~160 million left

even though he has a pre-nup let's take away another 25 million for Amy's secret that leaves 135 million

next we take off another 1 million for the illegal alien gym and that leaves 134 million

next we take off the 24 million he lost in bad investments which now leaves 110 million

he took a massive pay cut from his team so he ended up swindling his own dam self out of an additional 6 million per year since 2012..meaning he's lost out on close to 20 million roughly in paycuts leaving him basically at 90 million net worth....

He won $100 recently pushing his net worth to 90 million and $100 dollars...

I wonder how much more he's being swindled out of and doesn't quite realize it just yet...

let's take another 1 million off for losing his court case against his financial advisor....leaving 89 million and $100 dollars...

dude is being drained like a flushing toilet....:lol

did I miss any calculations :lol

Silly, but funny. The $100 line almost made me spit my water ...

[Killakobe81]

I will say this like Dirk, Tim's new bitch is 100x better than his old one.

Assuming it's not a dick Jefferson ruse/cover-up ... that's how you respond to a cucking ... you make sure you new chick eviscerates the previous one.

[Koolaid_Man]

You're way off on your figures. White women rake niggas over the coals in the court room. It don't matter if its a fake rape charge or spousal support... she got no less than 50 million to honor the gag order. You also forgot the college buddy that Amy forced Jim to kick out of their love nest after a four year stint. He's on the pay roll too. Now if we take his net worth down closer to what he's worth then our numbers change drastically.

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-athletes/nba/tim-duncan-net-worth/

So... he's worth 130 million minus Sam's 35%.
That leaves us at 85.5 million.
Give Amy 50 million off the top for honoring the gag order Jim put on her.
That leaves us at 35.5 million.
Give the Mexican his million off the top.
That leaves us at 34.5.
Let's not forget about the ex roommate that was bought a condo. I'd say he got more than the Mexican... let's say 5 million.
That leaves us at 29.5
Subtract the 20 million he just got swindled out of for some bad wine investments.
That leaves us at roughly 10 million for Jim... and that assuming he doesn't donate to charity.

So... basically the nigga is broke, which is why he's liquidating all his assets. Jim is so gullible I can honestly see him walking the streets shirtless when its all said and done.:lol

:lmao fuck I was way the fuck off :lol LOL @ investing in wine :lmao and how could I forget the Condo....

let's take off 50 for the tongue ring and another 350 for the tramp stamp :lmao that leaves 9,000,000,600.00

[Koolaid_Man]

Silly, but funny. The $100 line almost made me spit my water ...

:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

I will say this like Dirk, Tim's new bitch is 100x better than his old one.

Assuming it's not a dick Jefferson ruse/cover-up ... that's how you respond to a cuking ... you make sure you new chick eviscerates the previous one.

Amy is the gold standard...that Mexican chic ain't getting no money out of him....Amy took her's and then gave some away on top of that....that Mexican chic ain't getting nothing but Timmy Chan dinners...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/timmy%20chan_zpsffvmkfo0.jpg

[Trill Clinton]

Hilarious thread :lol

[Trill Clinton]

Amy ain't shit tho. Fucc that flabby flat booty Becky. Timmy is book smart but no common sense. He should have dropped that bitch as soon as his rookie deal expired.

[Silver&Black]

Sad, dark times for the Lakers....smh.

[MarCowMar]

Isn't the agent's cut of the player's salary something ridiculous like 7%?

I also think that 18% tax rate sounds low. Athletes are a prime target for taxation because their salaries are public and they really are salaries. Compare that to wheelers and dealers like Romney, Buffet, or Zuckerburg who have tax law updated for all their deals, gets their salary as shares or ownership, and end up with an effective tax rate of 0%.

The thing Tim has going for him is he doesn't have a posse of chuckleheads demanding cash all the time and getting him into legal trouble. What really kills athletes financially is buying crap for their gluttonous friends and family.

[Koolaid_Man]

Amy ain't shit tho. Fucc that flabby flat booty Becky. Timmy is book smart but no common sense. He should have dropped that bitch as soon as his rookie deal expired.

:lol He thought he was white so thats what he surrounded himself with....look at how he tslks now..super articulate even more so than your above average white guy..he got that white speech imitation shit down pat....problem is he doesnt think like an above average white guy..they dont allow themselves to be swindled to such a magnitude...

[Franklin]

should've chosen accounting instead of science as his major, tbh.

[Koolaid_Man]

Isn't the agent's cut of the player's salary something ridiculous like 7%?

I also think that 18% tax rate sounds low. Athletes are a prime target for taxation because their salaries are public and they really are salaries. Compare that to wheelers and dealers like Romney, Buffet, or Zuckerburg who have tax law updated for all their deals, gets their salary as shares or ownership, and end up with an effective tax rate of 0%.

The thing Tim has going for him is he doesn't have a posse of chuckleheads demanding cash all the time and getting him into legal trouble. What really kills athletes financially is buying crap for their gluttonous friends and family.


He may not have black gang banger homies :lol...but he's letting wiggers live with him and buying them condos and shit....and who knows what else he's buying them...my homies know they cant live with me and my girl...(if i had a live in girlfriend) :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

should've chosen accounting instead of science as his major, tbh.

I bet there was some athlete grading curve at play here :lol

[Blake]

OP making fun of Duncan while his poor ass welched on a few hundred buck wager

[Koolaid_Man]

OP making fun of Duncan while his poor ass welched on a few hundred buck wager

I never mentioned who I was making fun of :lol

[Blake]

I never mentioned who I was making fun of :lol

right, and I never mentioned who the op is.

[Thread]

leaving 89 million and $100 dollars

:lol

[King Emmanuel]

i wonder how much those rings could sell for.. maybe 25 grand each? if so he has 90,100,100

man kobe wouldnt have to resort to selling his rings

[Buddy Mignon]

OP making fun of Duncan while his poor ass welched on a few hundred buck wager

We didnt welch because we're poor. We just gangsta like that.

[Blake]

We didnt welch because we're poor. We just gangsta like that.

and white

[manufan10]

We didnt welch because we're poor. We just gangsta like that.

Gangsta's don't watch Naruto, FWIW.

[DMC]

Probably worth more than any psychology major from WF in the history of the school.