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TheCultOfPersonality
03-29-2015, 12:40 PM
:wakeup

Cry Havoc
03-29-2015, 12:43 PM
:lol Can you imagine the shitstorm that would ensue if there were ever a pornhub logo courtside at an NBA game?

Fox would immediately post an article: "NBA full of satanists?" :lmao

FkLA
03-29-2015, 01:34 PM
Tube8>

DMC
03-29-2015, 01:36 PM
Is RW looking for the scoring title? He seems to be gunning for some sort of consolation prize, RS MVP, scoring title, something that has nothing to do with playing winning basketball. Notice his turnovers are rarely mentioned.

Clipper Nation
03-29-2015, 02:17 PM
:lol Can you imagine the shitstorm that would ensue if there were ever a pornhub logo courtside at an NBA game?

Fox would immediately post an article: "NBA full of satanists?" :lmao
And libtards such as yourself would start crying about how :cry the NBA exploits women. :cry

Then we'd all have to be subjected to those tacky commercials for that "No More" scam (http://deadspin.com/no-more-the-nfls-domestic-violence-partner-is-a-sham-1683348576) during basketball season, too.

King Emmanuel
03-29-2015, 02:30 PM
lol porno watching losers

rogues
03-29-2015, 02:34 PM
And libtards such as yourself would start crying about how :cry the NBA exploits women. :cry

Then we'd all have to be subjected to those tacky commercials for that "No More" scam (http://deadspin.com/no-more-the-nfls-domestic-violence-partner-is-a-sham-1683348576) during basketball season, too.
:lmao

DMC
03-29-2015, 02:43 PM
lol porno watching losers
Says the guy who searching for little league pictures.

apalisoc_9
03-29-2015, 02:44 PM
Washington is trash..

Can't even rely on them to make it a game against houston..

~O~
03-29-2015, 03:06 PM
The Washington Wizards and Toronto Raptors...don't have balls.

I doubt they make it far in the playoffs. Hell, I doubt they make it past the first round. There could be room for upset.

New Orleans is one more 2nd tier all-star away from contending because their supporting cast isn't mentally strong enough.

~O~
03-29-2015, 03:09 PM
I was counting on those two teams to break out and be beasts of the east. So disappointing that no team other than the Atlanta Hawks and teams LeBron is on..."wants" to win; not just play for money like this generation of players are.

JohnnyMax
03-29-2015, 04:03 PM
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lefty
03-29-2015, 04:24 PM
Soccer FTW


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BatManu20
03-29-2015, 04:36 PM
Lakers started to catch up to with the Nets and got the call from upstairs to remind them that they're tanking. Lakers quickly responded, as Jordan Hill has shot 4 straight contested bricks, followed by 2 Laker turnovers.

MultiTroll
03-29-2015, 04:54 PM
Lakers started to catch up to with the Nets and got the call from upstairs to remind them that they're tanking. Lakers quickly responded, as Jordan Hill has shot 4 straight contested bricks, followed by 2 Laker turnovers.
This is the time to make bank off them.
But i prefer straight up rather then the spread.
Pays less, but pays fo sure.

Cry Havoc
03-29-2015, 05:17 PM
And libtards such as yourself would start crying about how :cry the NBA exploits women. :cry

Then we'd all have to be subjected to those tacky commercials for that "No More" scam (http://deadspin.com/no-more-the-nfls-domestic-violence-partner-is-a-sham-1683348576) during basketball season, too.

It's sad, you used to be an entertaining poster. Now you're just really boring.

jeebus
03-29-2015, 06:28 PM
Fat on fat crime; Randolph is raping the wine out of Diaw

TheCultOfPersonality
03-29-2015, 06:36 PM
Almost feel sorry for Baynes there.

TheCultOfPersonality
03-29-2015, 06:37 PM
Koufos scores one for the Spurs. Like the Spurs need anymore help.

jeebus
03-29-2015, 06:39 PM
Koufos scores one for the Spurs. Like the Spurs need anymore help.
:lol that shit was hilarious

TheCultOfPersonality
03-29-2015, 06:39 PM
Geez grab the defensive rebound.

TheCultOfPersonality
03-29-2015, 06:43 PM
Vince Carter loses Danny Green just like the last time in San Antonio.

TheCultOfPersonality
03-29-2015, 06:45 PM
Calathers didn't even touch Bellinelli.

jeebus
03-29-2015, 06:48 PM
Calathers didn't even touch Bellinelli.
Makeup call?

MI21
03-29-2015, 06:49 PM
All Spurs outside of Splitter/Diaw are looking awful out there, Memphis are fucking awful in there own right though.

noob cake
03-29-2015, 06:57 PM
Let's see if the Spurs can do us a favor

#2 seed locked down

jeebus
03-29-2015, 06:58 PM
Calathers didn't even touch Bellinelli.
son, why are your announcers obsessed with that playoff series 5 years ago?

MI21
03-29-2015, 06:58 PM
Splitter frustrating and dominating Marc Gasol, :lol

TheCultOfPersonality
03-29-2015, 06:59 PM
Marc Gasol mailing it in right now.

jeebus
03-29-2015, 07:02 PM
Gasol is playing it cool right now. He knows he's coming over to the Sperms this offseason to team up with Tammy to get him one last ring.

TheCultOfPersonality
03-29-2015, 07:03 PM
son, why are your announcers obsessed with that playoff series 5 years ago?
I don't know. I have the television guys on mute. I'm listen to the Grizzlies radio guy Eric Hasseltine.

100%duncan
03-29-2015, 07:05 PM
son, why are your announcers obsessed with that playoff series 5 years ago?

that's all they have

Thread
03-29-2015, 07:09 PM
Obviously I need the Thunder to stand up down the street. If they do, it's over. If they don't, it's starts once again.

jeebus
03-29-2015, 07:17 PM
I don't know. I have the television guys on mute. I'm listen to the Grizzlies radio guy Eric Hasseltine.
:cry colt pls

MI21
03-29-2015, 07:27 PM
Where's this bad 3pt defense that you have been persistent about Cult?

DMC
03-29-2015, 07:29 PM
Is it a myth that "Tony has to get going"? He seems to believe it so he uses opportunities to get himself going. Does he need to? Can't he let the game come to him or is he too vital to the team's success to sit back and see if it happens?

TheCultOfPersonality
03-29-2015, 07:49 PM
Where's this bad 3pt defense that you have been persistent about Cult?
Apparently they left it in Memphis. Outside of a few lapses I haven't seen much to complain about in that area in this game.

TheCultOfPersonality
03-29-2015, 07:51 PM
Kawhi killing the Grizzlies by himself in the 4th quarter.

MI21
03-29-2015, 07:54 PM
Kawhi killing the Grizzlies by himself in the 4th quarter.

Calathes on Kawhi... bit weird :lol

Thats like putting Parker on LeBron.

benefactor
03-29-2015, 07:57 PM
Leonard's outburst seems to have sparked everyone. In cruise control now tbh.

TheCultOfPersonality
03-29-2015, 08:01 PM
Calathes on Kawhi... bit weird :lol

Thats like putting Parker on LeBron.
Yeah that's a tough matchup for Calathes. Leonard is a tough matchup in general. He also murdered Jeff Green as well.

TheCultOfPersonality
03-29-2015, 08:03 PM
Grizzlies teasing a comeback that I know won't happen.

MI21
03-29-2015, 08:08 PM
Can you talk about why Marc Gasol has become barely an above average player for nearly half the season? Not being a smartass, I generally don't watch Memphis because I already know what they are about.

jeebus
03-29-2015, 08:09 PM
Gasol stat padding his ass off

Clipper Nation
03-29-2015, 08:14 PM
:wow

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TheCultOfPersonality
03-29-2015, 08:17 PM
Can you talk about why Marc Gasol has become barely an above average player for nearly half the season? Not being a smartass, I generally don't watch Memphis because I already know what they are about.
I don't know what happened to Marc tbh. He was great the first 2 months of the season and was being aggressive. His effort level has just not been the same and he's gone back to being passive Gasol. It really saddens me seeing him getting outplayed by the likes of Kelly Olynyk for example.

Marc hasn't been the only up and down player on the Grizzlies. Zach and Conley have been up and down as well and Courtney has outright sucked.

TheCultOfPersonality
03-29-2015, 08:19 PM
Gasol stat padding his ass off
I was going to say the same thing.

Silver&Black
03-29-2015, 08:20 PM
I don't know what happened to Marc tbh. He was great the first 2 months of the season and was being aggressive. His effort level has just not been the same and he's gone back to being passive Gasol. It really saddens me seeing him getting outplayed by the likes of Kelly Olynyk for example.

Marc hasn't been the only up and down player on the Grizzlies. Zach and Conley have been up and down as well and Courtney has outright sucked.

Heard the Grizz announcers say that Gasol shoots a higher FG% on the road than at home....

How the fuck is that possible...especially this late in the season.

TheCultOfPersonality
03-29-2015, 08:29 PM
Heard the Grizz announcers say that Gasol shoots a higher FG% on the road than at home....

How the fuck is that possible...especially this late in the season.
I had no idea about that until I read your post (I don't really listen to the Grizzlies' television guys).

I just checked the stats. 52.6% on the road and 46% at home. That's a big margin right there. That's really all I got to say right there.

TheCultOfPersonality
03-29-2015, 08:32 PM
The only way things could get any worse is if Roman Reigns wins the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.

jeebus
03-29-2015, 08:36 PM
(I don't really listen to the Grizzlies' television guys)

:cry colt pls

01Snake
03-29-2015, 08:42 PM
OKC getting raped by the Suns.

ElNono
03-29-2015, 08:43 PM
The only way things could get any worse is if Roman Reigns wins the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.

gg mah nig

illmatic
03-29-2015, 08:53 PM
Obviously I need the Thunder to stand up down the street. If they do, it's over. If they don't, it's starts once again.

It's not looking good for you old man. I wish we came out like this every night.

illmatic
03-29-2015, 08:54 PM
:wow

582340967048581120

Love the rim grab.

Thread
03-29-2015, 09:10 PM
It's not looking good for you old man. I wish we came out like this every night.

What'd I tell you 24 hours ago?

illmatic
03-29-2015, 09:12 PM
What'd I tell you 24 hours ago?

We're still a game behind the Pelicans. This year's Suns team really makes you nervous that they're gonna make the playoffs? Have you watched us this year at all?

Thread
03-29-2015, 09:22 PM
We're still a game behind the Pelicans. This year's Suns team really makes you nervous that they're gonna make the playoffs? Have you watched us this year at all?

I know you wouldn't go anywhere if you did get there, but, I really want it to spite those humps on the radio. I like to see them denied at every turn. Twixt their broadcasting members & the radio guys I have a healthy hatred substantially built up.

& I'll tell you another thing, ill...it isn't as far fetched as one would imagine if they did make it at #8 and faced GS. GS does not know how yet. Neither does PHX but they'd have GS snortin'.

HI-FI
03-29-2015, 09:39 PM
Kawhi killing the Grizzlies by himself in the 4th quarter.
speaking of xhamster, who is the new chick in your avatar?

TheCultOfPersonality
03-29-2015, 09:46 PM
speaking of xhamster, who is the new chick in your avatar?
The top two are Jasmine Mendez. The rest are Nikki Bella.

baseline bum
03-29-2015, 09:57 PM
and Courtney has outright sucked.

What did anyone ever see in Courtney Lee? What has he ever done other than miss two easy layups that would have won a Finals game?

baseline bum
03-29-2015, 09:58 PM
I know you wouldn't go anywhere if you did get there, but, I really want it to spite those humps on the radio. I like to see them denied at every turn. Twixt their broadcasting members & the radio guys I have a healthy hatred substantially built up.

& I'll tell you another thing, ill...it isn't as far fetched as one would imagine if they did make it at #8 and faced GS. GS does not know how yet. Neither does PHX but they'd have GS snortin'.

You wouldn't rather see them get a worse draft pick and get the broom from Golden State?

HI-FI
03-29-2015, 10:03 PM
The top two are Jasmine Mendez. The rest are Nikki Bella.
:tu

illmatic
03-29-2015, 10:03 PM
What'd I tell you 24 hours ago?

You were saying?

313
03-29-2015, 10:09 PM
Obviously I need the Thunder to stand up down the street. If they do, it's over. If they don't, it's starts once again.

You got your wish

TheCultOfPersonality
03-29-2015, 10:10 PM
What did anyone ever see in Courtney Lee? What has he ever done other than miss two easy layups that would have won a Finals game?
We were hoping that he could be a floor spreader for the Grizzlies and for the early part of the season he was. He has been trending down month by month and now he just outright sucks overall.

lefty
03-29-2015, 10:25 PM
Suns lose!

TheCultOfPersonality
03-29-2015, 10:25 PM
The only way things could get any worse is if Roman Reigns wins the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.
Yes!

Seth Rollins is the new champ and not Roman Reigns.

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Thread
03-29-2015, 10:26 PM
You got your wish

Roll out those fuckin' barrels. Dale's got the blues on the run!!!

Thread
03-29-2015, 10:27 PM
You were saying?

Thank Christ I was wrong, ill.

illmatic
03-29-2015, 10:32 PM
I gotta figure out what I'm gonna do now with the season over. Thank Christ the NFL draft is around the corner.

Thread
03-29-2015, 10:34 PM
It's all over here now. And as usual I'm little let down, as always. I like playing with that fire, even though this season it was but an ember. It'll be fun listening to them tomorrow try to put lipstick on this pig. They never give up. Ever. By the end of the week it'll be "a good thing." Somewhere on this Forum back months ago I stated that they'd have to switch out the entire roster before it was over. They're half way there.

illmatic
03-29-2015, 10:36 PM
It's all over here now. And as usual I'm little let down, as always. I like playing with that fire, even though this season it was but an ember. It'll be fun listening to them tomorrow try to put lipstick on this pig. They never give up. Ever. By the end of the week it'll be "a good thing." Somewhere on this Forum back months ago I stated that they'd have to switch out the entire roster before it was over. They'll half way there.

I'm interested to see where they take this roster in the off-season. Hopefully it's clear to them that they chose the wrong player, they should have kept Dragic and traded Bledsoe last summer.

Thread
03-29-2015, 10:37 PM
I gotta figure out what I'm gonna do now with the season over. Thank Christ the NFL draft is around the corner.

It's always sad after it's over, ill. I like being riled up & put upon, scared & threatened.

Nothin' left now cept keeping watch for some miracle to take place and the Spurs charter hit a mountain range.

Thread
03-29-2015, 10:40 PM
I'm interested to see where they take this roster in the off-season. Hopefully it's clear to them that they chose the wrong player, they should have kept Dragic and traded Bledsoe last summer.

Yep, the radio guys admitted such last Friday. They sternly admonished the Suns FO for alienating Dragic. I was surprised they ate that shit sandwich, but, they did.

I cannot imagine them running Bledsoe off. That would take some guts and would cost at least Babby his job. He needs to go though, Green and the Morris kids as well, + Tucker. Losers, all are losers.

illmatic
03-29-2015, 10:44 PM
Yep, the radio guys admitted such last Friday. They sternly admonished the Suns FO for alienating Dragic. I was surprised they ate that shit sandwich, but, they did.

I cannot imagine them running Bledsoe off. That would take some guts and would cost at least Babby his job. He needs to go though, Green and the Morris kids as well, + Tucker. Losers, all are losers.

Yeah I agree, Babby is definitely apart of the problem. Also, I question whether our GM is nothing better than a head scout too with some of the managerial decisions he's made thus far.

Somebody at Mori's joint said that Hornacek is a moron and lacks disciplining. I don't think it's Hornacek's fault, I just don't think you can teach stupid.

illmatic
03-29-2015, 10:45 PM
It's always sad after it's over, ill. I like being riled up & put upon, scared & threatened.

Nothin' left now cept keeping watch for some miracle to take place and the Spurs charter hit a mountain range.

I've been saying this for years. Ha ha.

Thread
03-29-2015, 10:48 PM
Yeah I agree, Babby is definitely apart of the problem. Also, I question whether our GM is nothing better than a head scout too with some of the managerial decisions he's made thus far.

Good stuff, ill.

I just don't see them admitting they're wrong on McDonough without another season of shit. They'll tag Babby with all the blame, and he'll take it graciously in order to preserve McDonough.

AlexJones
03-29-2015, 10:50 PM
Good stuff, ill.

I just don't see them admitting they're wrong on McDonough without another season of shit. They'll tag Babby with all the blame, and he'll take it graciously in order to preserve McDonough.

How your nite goin mr.robinson.. OKC stood up in the desert.

Thread
03-29-2015, 10:57 PM
How your nite goin mr.robinson.. OKC stood up in the desert.

I'm happy and sad at the same time, AJ. No more unknown. No more threat. Now instead of talking about losing and the shit shape they're in, they won't talk about it at all after tomorrow. I'll be the only one holding on to it.