Avante Special Appearance On Jeopardy

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol with all the random bullshit he knows still not surprised he missed this question.....

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[Trill Clinton]

:lol

[apalisoc_9]

:lmao

[Blake]

:lol

[Trainwreck2100]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=246098&p=7907590#post7907590

[Koolaid_Man]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=246098&p=7907590#post7907590

Everyone knows that my shit always smell better...

[Trainwreck2100]

Everyone knows that my shit always smell better...

you could have at least used the better video

[Avante]

I cannot believe nobody here has known anyone in the military, that is amazing. To think young servicemen in foreign lands know the culture...wow! But, this is the attraction here, so many dummies I can't help but feel superior. And I do.

I would take anyone down in any trivia type show in...

Pro Rasslin'
Boxing History
The Sci Fi Novel
Track & Field
NCAA Football
CFL Football
USFL Football
AFL Football
NFL
HBCU athletics
Georgia Blues
Alabama Blues
St.Louis Blues
The Origins of Country Music
The Origins of Rock & Roll
The Origins of Jazz
Mississippi Blues
Louisiana Blues
The Piedmont Blues
Texas Blues
Memphis Blues
The Origins of Bobybuilding
The History of Black Literature
The Origins of Islam
The Sword & Sorcery Novel
Slavery in the USA

As ya all know, while often imitated I'm never duplicated, hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


It must be pretty cool having someone like me around. How else would you guys ever know about....




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETa2h5VX1iQ


I need a t-shirt that reads...


BIG FISH
SMALL POND

[ChumpDumper]

I cannot believe nobody here has known anyone in the military, that is amazing. To think young servicemen in foreign lands know the culture...wow! But, this is the attraction here, so many dummies I can't help but feel superior. And I do.

I would take anyone down in any trivia type show in...

Pro Rasslin'
Boxing History
The Sci Fi Novel
Track & Field
NCAA Football
CFL Football
USFL Football
AFL Football
NFL
HBCU athletics
Georgia Blues
Alabama Blues
St.Louis Blues
The Origins of Country Music
The Origins of Rock & Roll
The Origins of Jazz
Mississippi Blues
Louisiana Blues
The Piedmont Blues
Texas Blues
Memphis Blues
The Origins of Bobybuilding
The History of Black Literature
The Origins of Islam
The Sword & Sorcery Novel
Slavery in the USA

As ya all know, while often imitated I'm never duplicated, hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


It must be pretty cool having someone like me around. How else would you guys ever know about....




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETa2h5VX1iQ


I need a t-shirt that reads...


BIG FISH
SMALL PONDNo one cares.

You would never make it on Jeopardy in the first place. You'd get one question wrong and then start making lane assignment almanac lists to prove how smart you are.

FAT FISH
DRIED UP POND

[Avante]

See this little freak above? How sad it is watching him just tagging along every single day? He never does shit but see if he can bug you. I ignore the weirdo put he STILL follows me around, is this cat fucked up or what?

It's pretty obvious I don't give a shit who cares about my overwelming amount of knowledge about a lot of things. I have fun with it and that's all that matters, if ya don't like it then don't read it. I don't read 95% of the stuff here myself.

When you are surrounded by....

Clubber....a sailor and a bar girl, OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have fun with the obvious..DUH!

[ChumpDumper]

But you aren't ignoring me, fat fish.

[Avante]

I'm guessing breeding.

[Buddy Mignon]

No one cares.

You would never make it on Jeopardy in the first place. You'd get one question wrong and then start making lane assignment almanac lists to prove how smart you are.

FAT FISH
DRIED UP POND

Ok.. I'll take you up on slavery.

1. When did the transatlantic slave trade start, and who was the first man recorded transporting slaves?
2. Who were the gatekeepers in Africa to even allow the Europeans to start selling slaves.
3. Why was it important for the slave masters to have the lactating female slaves to breast feed the children of the master.

Go...

[Avante]

So we have yet another....AVANTE WE NEED YOU...thread, love it, hahaha!!!!!!!!!! You boring little shits bore each other don't ya? I get that.

Imagine this conversation...

ChumpStupid...I'm stupid.
Kool....PUSSY YIPPEEE!!!!!!!!!
ChumpStupid..what does that have to do with my stupidity?
Kool...fuck that, lets talk PUSSY YIPPPPEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ChumpStupid....don't you ever get bored with talking vaginas?
Kool...VAGINA YIPPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ChumpStupid..mind of I hump your leg?
Kool.....cool!

[ChumpDumper]

Avante, it's clear you want everyone to watch you masturbate.

But you'll never be on Jeopardy. You're afraid to try.

[Avante]

Ok.. I'll take you up on slavery.

1. When did the transatlantic slave trade start, and who was the first man recorded transporting slaves?
2. Who were the gatekeepers in Africa to even allow the Europeans to start selling slaves.
3. Why was it important for the slave masters to have the lactating female slaves to breast feed the children of the master.

Go...


I have a book I think you'd love to read Buddy...

Tales of the African Frontier..... by Mannix & Hunter

[cantthinkofanything]

BTW, there's an online test coming up to qualify to become a contestant.





April 14, 8PM EDT
April 15, 8PM CDT
April 16, 8PM PDT

[Avante]

BTW, there's an online test coming up to qualify to become a contestant.





April 14, 8PM EDT
April 15, 8PM CDT
April 16, 8PM PDT




If I told you everyone who knows me has told me I need to do that, would you believe me? What hurts is me sitting there during football broadcasts/talk shows correcting all those who think they know.

So many times at work....

co workers....I told him you'd know, so did......

But the real fun I have with it is watching how important it is to some to..."I'll show him"...hahaha!!!!!!!! That after the classic..."you Googled that"....hahaha!!!!!!!! I do think everyone here has FINALLY figured out I am the real deal, hell, it omly took how long? Human nature is for ...."I need to fuck with this know it all"....and I do have fun with it.

[Aztecfan03]

I cannot believe nobody here has known anyone in the military,

2 grandparents, father, 2 uncles, aunt, 3 cousins, and many more people since I have always lived somewhat close to military bases.

[cantthinkofanything]

If I told you everyone who knows me has told me I need to do that, would you believe me? What hurts is me sitting there during football broacasts/talk shows correcting all those who think they know.

So many times at work....

co workers....I told him you'd know, so did......

No harm in doing the online test. If you qualify, they'll send you an invitation. Would be a decent conversation piece.

[Avante]

2 grandparents, father, 2 uncles, aunt, 3 cousins, and many more people since I have always lived somewhat close to military bases.

Well then you know all about their exploits, right?

[Avante]

No harm in doing the online test. If you qualify, they'll send you an invitation. Would be a decent conversation piece.

I'm already a conversation piece as we see every day.

All the ways people try to....no way I give this guy props....is fucking funny.

My football bets a great example. I had a shit first week, down 330. It was...

YOU SUCK!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IDIOT!!!!!!!!

I would end up, 67-49 and plus $2180.....crickets.

Being into sales I learned about human nature long ago, it is funny.

[cantthinkofanything]

I'm already a conversation piece as we see every day.

All the ways people try to....noi way I give this guy props....is fucking funny.

My football bets a great example. I had a shit firsrt week, down 330. It was...

YOU SUCK!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IDIOT!!!!!!!!

I would end up, 67-49 and plus $2180.....crickets.

Ok. Well, I'm probably going to give it a shot.

[Avante]

I love all these...AVANTE....threads:toast

A peek into my internet world.


Just today on another site I ran down all those Ivy League sprinters of note. Guys like Olympic gold medalist....Frank Jarvis out of Princeton, Columbias Ben Johnson, John Haines Penn and the last white Olympic 4x1 (1964) cat Gerry Ashworh out of Dartmouth. Not much else.

On another site talk of those Texas blues piano players like Black Ivory King, Black Boy Shine, Whistling Alex Moore, Joe Pullum.

Then I come here and see......a sailor actually making it with a bar girl OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! I almost get a nose bleed going down in intelllect that fast.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3em5vBsRlg

[Silver&Black]

I cannot believe nobody here has known anyone in the military, that is amazing.

I know one....me.

[Avante]

I know one....me.


Well then how about educating all the kids here on what I'm talking about.

[Silver&Black]

Well then how about educating all the kids here on what I'm talking about.

On what?

[Silver&Black]

I don't know shit about the blues tbh....

[Avante]

On what?

On liberty in foreign ports.

[Silver&Black]

On liberty in foreign ports.

Was in the Army....my time spent overseas in both Afghanistan and Iraq didn't have too many "foreign ports" to visit.

[Avante]

Was in the Army....my time spent overseas in both Afghanistan and Iraq didn't have too many "foreign ports" to visit.

So you and your fellow soldiers get to take some liberty in Hong Kong, a little R&R before heading back. So you/they aren't buying the bar girls drinks and when they ask....we go short time? You/they tell them...nope...?

What it is is we have a bunch of dumb kids here who simply don't understand that world so they act goofy over it.

[Silver&Black]

So you and your fellow soldiers get to take some liberty in Hong Kong, a little R&R before heading back. So you/they aren't buying the bar girls drinks and when they ask....we go short time? You/they tell them...nope...?

What it is is we have a bunch of dumb kids here who simply don't understand that world so they act goofy over it.

I was married at the time. And I didn't cheat on my wife....

I'm sure some of the other guys fucked some prostitutes on R&R. But what's the end game here, Avante?

[Avante]

I would go as far as to say, if we took this specific combination of....

blues
sprinting
football
rasslin'
literature

I'd be the ...worlds...most knowledgeable person.

I seriously doubt there is anyone who I couldn't whip if those were the only topics.

Pretty cool:hat

[Avante]

I was married at the time. And I didn't cheat on my wife....

I'm sure some of the other guys fucked some prostitutes on R&R. But what's the end game here, Avante?

You summed it up perfectly, yep, that's exactly what I'm talking about. So were they pedophiles? Of course not. Just young guys doing what we do.

[Silver&Black]

You summed it up perfectly, yep, that's exactly what I'm talking about. So were they pedophiles? Of course not. Just young guys doing what we do.

No it doesn't mean they all were pedos....not at all.

BUT...if the chick they fucked looked 12 years old....then yeah they probably are and should be considered a pedo.

[Avante]

No it doesn't mean they all were pedos....not at all.

BUT...if the chick they fucked looked 12 years old....then yeah they probably are and should be considered a pedo.

I totally agree, the thing is there are no 12 year old girls working bars. They must have a work permit, you must be 18 to get one.

What has happened is the dummies are thinking about brothels and whore houses over there, that's where these really young girls are at. The US Military has all that off limits, as you know.

[Avante]

I would like to take Kool on in Jeopardy, talk about a mismatch, hahaha!!!!!!!!!

What does the boy know, yep...nothing!

[Koolaid_Man]

I would like to take Kool on in Jeopardy, talk about a mismatch, hahaha!!!!!!!!!

What does the boy know, yep...nothing!


I do know the age of consent and I would never hide behind my military service to justify crimes against humanity....

Boom boom and yum yum is wrong,...you're a bad bad man.....:lol

[Avante]

I do know the age of consent and I would never hide behind my military service to justify crimes against humanity....

Boom boom and yum yum is wrong,...you're a bad bad man.....:lol

Why keep ignoring reality? Those bar girls had to be 18 to get a work permit. Why just ramble on making shit up?

[howbouthemspurs]

:lmao

[Avante]

I can see it now....

I'd be beating everyone, weeks would go by and people would hear about....this big good looking guy on Jeopardy kicking ass. As the weeks became months, here comes Letterman, Rolling Stone Magazine, Playboy does an article. I start being called...."Dustin"....yep, Rainman. After a year of demolishing all challengers I get a call from the President he's wanting some advice on how to handle problems in the Middle East. I'm being asked for autograph, girls are tossing their panties at me. Corporate honchos are vying for my services. There is talk that I might be an alien, because no human could know all that. Coke, Nike, Viagra, Red Bull, Ford, all wanting me hawking their product. The Pope asking for my blessing.

Hmmm?

[ChumpDumper]

So go ahead and try out.

https://www.jeopardy.com/onlinetests/adult/thetest/

Let us know when your show airs.

[spurraider21]

So go ahead and try out.

https://www.jeopardy.com/onlinetests/adult/thetest/

Let us know when your show airs.
inb4 "listen little fella" followed by a list

[Avante]

inb4 "listen little fella" followed by a list

I have fun with lists, they look so neat and orderly.

[jjktkk]

Why keep ignoring reality? Those bar girls had to be 18 to get a work permit. Why just ramble on making shit up?

Avante, you're full of shit on this one. Former Navy here, stationed in the Philippines, and went on several liberty calls, all over Asia. Hong Kong, Singapore, Thailand, etc... There was no system in place for the bars to make sure the girls working there were 18 years old.

[Avante]

Avante, you're full of shit on this one. Former Navy here, stationed in the Philippines, and went on several liberty calls, all over Asia. Hong Kong, Singapore, Thailand, etc... There was no system in place for the bars to make sure the girls working there were 18 years old.

Do you really think a 15 year old could pass for 18? How about 13 year old girls? How many of those did you see?

Why not talk about how sex was what you/buddies did over there with nobody concerned with age at all. How old were those girls?

[jjktkk]

Do you really think a 15 year old could pass for 18? How about 13 year old girls? How many of those did you see?

Why not talk about how sex was what you/buddies did over there with nobody concerned with age at all. How old were those girls?

Yea, pretty easy. Some 15 year old, American, girls could pass for 18.

[Avante]

Yea, pretty easy. Some 15 year old, American, girls could pass for 18.

So why this need to be 18 if these bars hired 12/13 year old girls?