travis2
04-08-2015, 08:21 AM
Reading some articles after the Spurs ran over the Warriors, I ran across this comment post by a Warriors fan that I thought was amusing. Posted for your consideration.
(Comment by a Warriors fan)
Star Wars, the Western Conference
Obiwan = Spurs
Luke Skywalker = W’s
That’s clear. But who are the others? Here is my best guess.
Darth Vader = Rockets. Began with analytics and teamwork, now consumed by the Dark Side of ISO ball and free throw spamming.
Han Solo = Thunder. Hyper-talented and charismatic, limited by terrible planning and general valuing money over winning.
Chewbacca = Memphis. Huge physical game, quiet and carries big blaster.
C3PO = Portland. Smart, insecure, very talented, always getting important limbs torn off.
R2D2 = Dallas. Most expensive equipment money can create, constantly chirping sassily, parts awkwardly fit together and break down.
Boba Fett = Clippers. Really cool superficial game (awesome helmet and ship and lobs), but ultimately doesn’t do much besides complain and spins out of control on light contact.
Yoda = Lakers. The old champion, now a wizened muppet hiding in a swamp.
Ewoks. Pelicans. Unibrow tribe, brave, adorable but ultimately still fighting with sticks and ropes.
(Comment by a Warriors fan)
Star Wars, the Western Conference
Obiwan = Spurs
Luke Skywalker = W’s
That’s clear. But who are the others? Here is my best guess.
Darth Vader = Rockets. Began with analytics and teamwork, now consumed by the Dark Side of ISO ball and free throw spamming.
Han Solo = Thunder. Hyper-talented and charismatic, limited by terrible planning and general valuing money over winning.
Chewbacca = Memphis. Huge physical game, quiet and carries big blaster.
C3PO = Portland. Smart, insecure, very talented, always getting important limbs torn off.
R2D2 = Dallas. Most expensive equipment money can create, constantly chirping sassily, parts awkwardly fit together and break down.
Boba Fett = Clippers. Really cool superficial game (awesome helmet and ship and lobs), but ultimately doesn’t do much besides complain and spins out of control on light contact.
Yoda = Lakers. The old champion, now a wizened muppet hiding in a swamp.
Ewoks. Pelicans. Unibrow tribe, brave, adorable but ultimately still fighting with sticks and ropes.