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Splits
04-08-2015, 11:29 PM
I did.

Post your W-2 here:

http://i.imgur.com/XgzI8PC.png

Robz4000
04-08-2015, 11:30 PM
Splits, you my nig, but you're just asking for this thread to backfire painfully...

Splits
04-08-2015, 11:30 PM
:lmao I paid more in taxes last year than 99% of you made in total income

:lol
DMC get in here

Splits
04-08-2015, 11:31 PM
Splits (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=24583), you my nig, but you're just asking for this thread to backfire painfully...

Explain. I'm just regulating bitches

Robz4000
04-08-2015, 11:34 PM
Explain. I'm just regulating bitches

I'm sure Technique thought the same thing when he posted about banging a girl while her bf's working to buy her a new purse along with his white pants. Just be wary about bringing irl into things bruv.

Splits
04-08-2015, 11:35 PM
I'm sure Technique (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=15971) thought the same thing when he posted about banging a girl while her bf's working to buy her a new purse along with his white pants. Just be wary about bringing irl into things bruv.

This forum is made up of liars and cheats.

I'm providing the real evidence.

I'll defend it to the mat.

GO

Spurs9
04-08-2015, 11:35 PM
Made close to 150 tbh, 200 soon.:hat

Splits
04-08-2015, 11:36 PM
Made close to 150 tbh, 200 soon.:hat
:bobo

m>s
04-08-2015, 11:36 PM
What do you do op? Impressive

Splits
04-08-2015, 11:39 PM
What do you do op? Impressive

I've already explained. IT to big pharma

TDMVPDPOY
04-08-2015, 11:39 PM
im surprise u made that made but only pay like 25% tax....thats pretty good man

down here you be payin like 49% on that income...

fark that

apalisoc_9
04-08-2015, 11:39 PM
I made 43k last year.

Not sure why OP is posting these kind of stuff online...

There's one millionaire on this site and another guy I personally know that makes half a million a year...I doubt their the kind of the guys that loves to show off their income..We will see if they post.

Splits
04-08-2015, 11:40 PM
im surprise u made that made but only pay like 25% tax....thats pretty good man

down here you be payin like 49% on that income...

fark that

that's the raw W2 income/tax equation.

I own multiple houses and other assets which I get to deduct.

My tax rate ends up at like 17% after deductions

Splits
04-08-2015, 11:41 PM
I made 43k last year.

Not sure why OP is posting these kind of stuff online...

There's one millionaire on this site and another guy I personally know that makes half a million a year...I doubt their the kind of the guys that loves to show off their income..We will see if they post.

:lmao poor

:lmao can't figure out their/there/they're

Splits
04-08-2015, 11:44 PM
dp

Spurs9
04-08-2015, 11:44 PM
im surprise u made that made but only pay like 25% tax....thats pretty good man

down here you be payin like 49% on that income...

fark that
Australia I'm guessing?
Social security here max out at 117k per year so you don't pay after that amount for those. I Work in IT too and there is a lot of cash out there right now for the right field, it feels like the dot com boom. A friend of mine got a 100k signing bonus up front for a IT job, it's crazy. I personally didn't even go to school. I live pretty frugally and like I have a much less salary.

apalisoc_9
04-08-2015, 11:45 PM
English isn't really my first language.

Not sure why Splits is on a huge mission in the last two weeks in terms of trying to prove to random online people that he bangs a lot of women and makes a lot of money.

I haven't seen this kind of behavior around here since Koriwhat.

Interesting personality.

Splits
04-08-2015, 11:46 PM
English isn't really my first language.

Not sure why Splits is on a huge mission in the last two weeks in terms of trying to prove to random online people that he bangs a lot of women and makes a lot of money.

I haven't seen this kind of behavior around here since Koriwhat.

Interesting personality.

What's your first language?

Don't be jealous. I can bring you into my circle if you want.

Strange Love
04-08-2015, 11:48 PM
Oh why yes, time to get some fine bitches (Not really) and fuck them in a 2 star hotel. Yippieee

Splits
04-08-2015, 11:51 PM
Oh why yes, time to get some fine bitches (Not really) and fuck them in a 2 star hotel. Yippieee

It's OK b. I'm happy to fund your fam

http://www.politicspa.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/SNAP.jpg

Kool Bob Love
04-08-2015, 11:51 PM
:rollin

Why would you do this now?

m>s
04-08-2015, 11:51 PM
What's your first language?

Don't be jealous. I can bring you into my circle if you want.
I guess you're in sales it goes without saying. I've been obsessed with the thought of sales for a while now, there is really big money in it if you're good. But I would do financial sales such as an advisor, cfp, or I-banking (I wish)

RD2191
04-08-2015, 11:52 PM
crofl @ this meltdown

100%duncan
04-08-2015, 11:52 PM
My nigga

RD2191
04-08-2015, 11:52 PM
makes 200k in a year and needs to up his e creed when he gets his ass handed to him:lol

Splits
04-08-2015, 11:53 PM
:rollin

Why would you do this now?

April 15 bra, just trying to help the community awareness...

m>s
04-08-2015, 11:53 PM
It ain't a meltdown when he's basically just rubbing it in your faces and making u niggas jelly. No one going to ask him to post time stamped proof? Anyone can post a w2 (not saying he's lying)

Splits
04-08-2015, 11:54 PM
makes 200k in a year and needs to up his e creed when he gets his ass handed to him:lol

:lmao poverty illegal immigrant trying to stay out of detention center

RD2191
04-08-2015, 11:54 PM
It ain't a meltdown when he's basically just rubbing it in your faces and making u niggas jelly. No one going to ask him to post time stamped proof? Anyone can post a w2 (not saying he's lying)
why would anyone be jealous of a 6'3 man with a penis so small that he has to sleep with women half his size?

m>s
04-08-2015, 11:54 PM
Dude is running wild, somebody call the amber lamps several st posters are leaking

RD2191
04-08-2015, 11:55 PM
:lmao poverty illegal immigrant trying to stay out of detention center
tell me more about your model girlfriends:wakeup

Splits
04-08-2015, 11:56 PM
tell me more about your model girlfriends:wakeup

When you're rich, you get what you want.

RD2191
04-08-2015, 11:57 PM
When you're rich, you get what you want.
so you pay to get laid? LOL

RD2191
04-08-2015, 11:57 PM
how ugly are you? tbh

Kool Bob Love
04-08-2015, 11:57 PM
When you're rich, you get what you want.

help him out to buy the scooter he's saving up for lol

Splits
04-08-2015, 11:58 PM
Dude is running wild, somebody call the amber lamps several st posters are leaking

:lmao at least the nationalist gets it

Splits
04-08-2015, 11:58 PM
help him out to buy the scooter he's saving up for lol

:lmao

RD2191
04-08-2015, 11:59 PM
help him out to buy the scooter he's saving up for lol
as a 4th vehicle and as i said i only pay cash. nice try tho faggot.

m>s
04-08-2015, 11:59 PM
lol

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-C7A3gF92YJU/T3733fHnUSI/AAAAAAAAB7M/tlz6PDeQMIE/s640/rustled-jimmies-4-bronwinningg-tumblr.png

RD2191
04-08-2015, 11:59 PM
so you make 200k an year and only bag models yet you feel you need to prove yourself to an online forum? right?:lol

m>s
04-09-2015, 12:00 AM
ITT: poorfags with rustled jimmies

Splits
04-09-2015, 12:00 AM
so you pay to get laid? LOL

All of the above.

I get laid whenever and wherever I want.

Sometimes it is 20 year old figure skaters.

Other times it is 19 year old GW students.

I live the life of a dude who makes $200k a year, gets the best young pussy

And you can't do anything to live up to that shit!

:lmao

Splits
04-09-2015, 12:01 AM
so you make 200k an year and only bag models yet you feel you need to prove yourself to an online forum? right?:lol


Yes.

:lol

RD2191
04-09-2015, 12:01 AM
ITT: poorfags with rustled jimmies
I make around 8k in a good week and 4 in a bad. even then I was getting laid when I was broke as a joke. unlike op who has to pay for sex because of how ugly he is:lol

Splits
04-09-2015, 12:02 AM
lol

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-C7A3gF92YJU/T3733fHnUSI/AAAAAAAAB7M/tlz6PDeQMIE/s640/rustled-jimmies-4-bronwinningg-tumblr.png

:lmao

Spurs9
04-09-2015, 12:02 AM
It's OK b. I'm happy to fund your fam

http://www.politicspa.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/SNAP.jpg
Why are you acting all high and mighty splits real talk? :lol
There will always be someone who makes less and will look at you like you make pennies. Don't try to act superior because you may make more than random people ona Internet forum you have never met in real life. It makes you look like your insecure about something telling them you make more than the average. The fact is after making a certain amount, around 80k or so your life doesn't improve that much dramatically. Everyone has different situations, just because you make more than the average doesn't mean much tbh. I'm sure there are people making 200k a month browsing this forum and laughing at you like you think you are balling :lol

Splits
04-09-2015, 12:02 AM
I make around 8k in a good week and 4 in a bad. even then I was getting laid when I was broke as a joke. unlike op who has to pay for sex because of how ugly he is:lol

Lets see those W2s!

:lmao liar

RD2191
04-09-2015, 12:03 AM
All of the above.

I get laid whenever and wherever I want.

Sometimes it is 20 year old figure skaters.

Other times it is 19 year old GW students.

I live the life of a dude who makes $200k a year, gets the best young pussy

And you can't do anything to live up to that shit!

:lmao
I make more than you.
I got laid even when I was poor.
I get hotter women then you ever will.
My penis isn't tiny.
And lol @ you admitting you pay for sex. crofl.

TDMVPDPOY
04-09-2015, 12:04 AM
that's the raw W2 income/tax equation.

I own multiple houses and other assets which I get to deduct.

My tax rate ends up at like 17% after deductions

lol negative gearing ur investment properties?

i dont believe in in negative gearing, i prefer positive gearing and cash in hand rental income...

RD2191
04-09-2015, 12:04 AM
Lets see those W2s!

:lmao liar
why would I need to do that? to prove to the forum that i make money? i dont care about money. never have never will. i care about donating and helping the community though. keep doing you though.

Splits
04-09-2015, 12:05 AM
The fact is after making a certain amount, around 80k or so your life doesn't improve that much dramatically.

...


Everyone has different situations, just because you make more than the average doesn't mean much tbh. I'm sure there are people making 200k a month browsing this forum and laughing at you like you think you are balling :lol


:lmao seriously?

Please let them respond to this thread.

And post your W2 in the mean time.

I did.

RD2191
04-09-2015, 12:06 AM
:lmao seriously?

Please let them respond to this thread.

And post your W2 in the mean time.

I did.
i know you think you're winning but you're coming off as a pathetic loser who has to pay for sex.

Splits
04-09-2015, 12:06 AM
why would I need to do that? to prove to the forum that i make money? i dont care about money. never have never will. i care about donating and helping the community though. keep doing you though.


:lmao donating to the community when you can't even feed your bastard children

Splits
04-09-2015, 12:07 AM
i know you think you're winning but you're coming off as a pathetic loser who has to pay for sex.

Yeah, except I'm the guy who makes $200k per year and you collect food stamps

For reals, yo

RD2191
04-09-2015, 12:07 AM
:lmao donating to the community when you can't even feed your bastard children
I don't have kids. So???

RD2191
04-09-2015, 12:08 AM
Yeah, except I'm the guy who makes $200k per year and you collect food stamps

For reals, yo
I get food stamps? Since when?

m>s
04-09-2015, 12:09 AM
I make around 8k in a good week and 4 in a bad. even then I was getting laid when I was broke as a joke. unlike op who has to pay for sex because of how ugly he is:lol
Really what do you do. This place is like /biz/ where the average salary is always 10-20 times the national average

Splits
04-09-2015, 12:09 AM
I get food stamps? Since when?

Since the time TP is a ballhogging overdribbler who loses winnable games with his dastardly selfishness

Splits
04-09-2015, 12:10 AM
Really what do you do. This place is like /biz/ where the average salary is always 10-20 times the national average

He's a liar.

Only I have posted proof of $200k salary.

Not even DMC can match that shit

RD2191
04-09-2015, 12:11 AM
Really what do you do. This place is like /biz/ where the average salary is always 10-20 times the national average
I inherited a body shop and a small trucking business from my gpa.

Mitch
04-09-2015, 12:11 AM
200k? Cute.

Splits
04-09-2015, 12:12 AM
I inherited a body shop and a small trucking business from my gpa.

:lmao lies


Where's your W2?

NASpurs
04-09-2015, 12:12 AM
Holy shit that's a lot of money. This nigga has more withheld than some people earn for a living. :lol

Spurs9
04-09-2015, 12:12 AM
:lmao seriously?

Please let them respond to this thread.

And post your W2 in the mean time.

I did.
Does your life improve that much between a 2500sqft house and a 5000sqft house? I know people making 200k living paycheck to paycheck because they inflated their lifestyle because they felt the need to show off with mountains in debt. A salary over 100k provides nice flexibility to not have debt, invest some and live comfortably. Many people go out and get in debt with a new Benz/bimmer so they can let people know they got a little money. They aren't buying it because they are so impressed with the enengineering of the car tbh :lol at the end of the day random people don't give a shit at how much you make unless you are after gold digging hoes.
Splits what do you drive? I'm guessing a new Benz of some sort tbh :lmao

Splits
04-09-2015, 12:14 AM
200k? Cute.


Post your W2 faggot

m>s
04-09-2015, 12:14 AM
yeah but DMC makes his in very few hours, dude would rather have fun fish and shitpost than try to earn the most money which is pretty awesome

m>s
04-09-2015, 12:15 AM
I inherited a body shop and a small trucking business from my gpa.
Self employed is the way to go

RD2191
04-09-2015, 12:17 AM
:lmao lies


Where's your W2?
I have to post it to prove myself to a loser like you?:lol

Splits
04-09-2015, 12:17 AM
Does your life improve that much between a 2500sqft house and a 5000sqft house? I know people making 200k living paycheck to paycheck because they inflated their lifestyle because they felt the need to show off with mountains in debt. A salary over 100k provides nice flexibility to not have debt, invest some and live comfortably. Many people go out and get in debt with a new Benz/bimmer so they can let people know they got a little money. They aren't buying it because they are so impressed with the enengineering of the car tbh :lol at the end of the day random people don't give a shit at how much you make unless you are after gold digging hoes.
Splits what do you drive? I'm guessing a new Benz of some sort tbh :lmao

Quality response, tbh

I don't live the extravagant lifestyle. I drive a 2009 Toyota Corolla. I bought my 3rd house in DC for $300k. I'm not rich by any means, but I have investments with retirement in mind.

RD2191
04-09-2015, 12:18 AM
I'm a simple person. I don't need a big a flashy house or flashy car to be happy. I want to build a cabin that's 200 square feet and live in that, tbh.

Splits
04-09-2015, 12:18 AM
I have to post it to prove myself to a loser like you?:lol

http://i.imgur.com/XgzI8PC.png

RD2191
04-09-2015, 12:19 AM
http://i.imgur.com/XgzI8PC.png
Okay. If you're insecure about you real life the internet can always make you feel better.:lol

Splits
04-09-2015, 12:20 AM
Okay. If you're insecure about you real life the internet can always make you feel better.:lol

Soooo jealous....

RD2191
04-09-2015, 12:21 AM
Soooo jealous....
yes i'm jealous of the guy who has to pay for sex and is so easily baited on an online forum:lol

spurraider21
04-09-2015, 12:21 AM
I'm a simple person.
my nig i figured this out during our evolution discussions :lol

RD2191
04-09-2015, 12:22 AM
my nig i figured this out during our evolution discussions :lol
i'm Forrest gump

spurraider21
04-09-2015, 12:23 AM
i'm Forrest gump
:lmao :bobo

Spurs9
04-09-2015, 12:23 AM
I'm a simple person. I don't need a big a flashy house or flashy car to be happy. I want to build a cabin that's 200 square feet and live in that, tbh.

Same here, I used to be after the material things when I was younger. Realized it doesn't make you happy at all. I remember buying a m3 I could easily afford and regretting buying it that night :lol it's a good feeling not having debt. I learned to live simple after seeing family be in debt up to their eyes all my life and never wanting to be in that situation. Debt is a life sucker. Some days I think of quitting my job and traveling for a few years while I'm still young. :toast

Splits
04-09-2015, 12:24 AM
yes i'm jealous of the guy who has to pay for sex and is so easily baited on an online forum:lol

No. You're jealous of the guy that makes 7 times your salary and posted proof to back it up

:lmao

Splits
04-09-2015, 12:26 AM
Some days I think of quitting my job and traveling for a few years while I'm still young. :toast

You should do it, tbh.

It's totally worth it. I lived in Brussels, Rome, and Zurich for a period of 6 years and would never trade it back

InRareForm
04-09-2015, 12:27 AM
is this itslavishbitch from ig. lol same trolling

RD2191
04-09-2015, 12:28 AM
No. You're jealous of the guy that makes 7 times your salary and posted proof to back it up

:lmao
I make as much money as I want when I want. I can make 8 to to k in a week if I need to. I have proof but I'm not so insecure that I have to post my w2 in an online forum. No one really cares about how much money you make. You are obviously a loser if you have to pay for sex and care about what a bunch of posters on ST think. Keep pimping.

Spurs9
04-09-2015, 12:28 AM
You should do it, tbh.

It's totally worth it. I lived in Brussels, Rome, and Zurich for a period of 6 years and would never trade it back
Im jealous tbh, I'm in early 20s so it probably be a good time to do it and worry about a job later.

Strange Love
04-09-2015, 12:29 AM
So you're ballin, fucking supermodels and living the high life....yet you live here? Legit stuff.

Malik Hairston
04-09-2015, 12:29 AM
OP, I believe you, but it would be more convincing if you posted the entire thing, uncensored, tbh..

m>s
04-09-2015, 12:30 AM
Im jealous tbh, I'm in early 20s so it probably be a good time to do it and worry about a job later.
in this economy you're crazy to walk away from a good thing

Splits
04-09-2015, 12:30 AM
Im jealous tbh, I'm in early 20s so it probably be a good time to do it and worry about a job later.

If you're serious about it, PM me. I can hook you up

Spurs9
04-09-2015, 12:30 AM
is this itslavishbitch from ig. lol same trolling

:lol never figured out if he's legit or not. If he's trolling he does it pretty well having access to all those rolls royces, he has a new account. I still :lol at the video he made strapping 5k to a baloon and calling people peasants as he let it go

Splits
04-09-2015, 12:31 AM
OP, I believe you, but it would be more convincing if you posted the entire thing, uncensored, tbh..

What are you talking? that was as uncensored as you can get.

Spurs9
04-09-2015, 12:32 AM
What are you talking? that was as uncensored as you can get.

He wants the SSN to verify its you tbh

RD2191
04-09-2015, 12:32 AM
Same here, I used to be after the material things when I was younger. Realized it doesn't make you happy at all. I remember buying a m3 I could easily afford and regretting buying it that night :lol it's a good feeling not having debt. I learned to live simple after seeing family be in debt up to their eyes all my life and never wanting to be in that situation. Debt is a life sucker. Some days I think of quitting my job and traveling for a few years while I'm still young. :toast
Now you've figured out life. I travel when I want and live simply and not above by means. It's about the (good and caring people and experiences in your life and being happy without material things. So many people get into debt just to keep up with other people who really don't give a shit about them. I remember when I made my first 10k in a month I though I'd be happy. I wasn't any happier then than I was before because I was looking for the wrong things in life.

Splits
04-09-2015, 12:32 AM
I make as much money as I want when I want. I can make 8 to to k in a week if I need to. I have proof but I'm not so insecure that I have to post my w2 in an online forum. No one really cares about how much money you make. You are obviously a loser if you have to pay for sex and care about what a bunch of posters on ST think. Keep pimping.

:lmao this poor ass

:lol

can't afford toilet paper

InRareForm
04-09-2015, 12:32 AM
https://instagram.com/itslavishbitch/

RD2191
04-09-2015, 12:32 AM
So you're ballin, fucking supermodels and living the high life....yet you live here? Legit stuff.
:lol

Malik Hairston
04-09-2015, 12:33 AM
What are you talking? that was as uncensored as you can get.

Name, SSN, etc obviously..your picture is just the numbers..

Splits
04-09-2015, 12:33 AM
Name, SSN, etc obviously..

Sure thing. Go first.

Malik Hairston
04-09-2015, 12:34 AM
Sure thing. Go first.

Its your thread about your personal income, though..just saying..

A name and identity confirmation would go a long way in proving how alpha you are IMO..

RD2191
04-09-2015, 12:34 AM
:lmao this poor ass

:lol

can't afford toilet paper
You really are exposing yourself as a huge loser in real life. You remind me of that rich kid who killed those chicks because he had zero friends and couldn't even get a girl to talk to him.

InRareForm
04-09-2015, 12:35 AM
It ain't cheese if it's less than a mil

Mitch
04-09-2015, 12:36 AM
Post your W2 faggot

Anybody can operate excel and punch in a few numbers, why don't you post something which shows your wealth?

Like this, a simple luxury worth more than your yearly salary before taxes.
http://i.imgur.com/81EaYXh.jpg?1

Splits
04-09-2015, 12:36 AM
:lmao losers who think $200k is something special
:lmao Canadians
:lmao owning the tards on this board
:lmao people thinking my W2 is fae
:lmao post better proof of income
:lmao owning your asses like Parker owns teams
:lmao haters who can't believe I make so much money
:lmao people who appreciate money over everything

Spurs9
04-09-2015, 12:37 AM
https://instagram.com/itslavishbitch/
His new one :lol
https://instagram.com/lavishyabitch
Would be hard to fake most of those things. Some dudes were calling him out as a fraud. Guess he fools a lot of people either way.

RD2191
04-09-2015, 12:38 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBvaVWdJRQM

RD2191
04-09-2015, 12:38 AM
splits

RD2191
04-09-2015, 12:38 AM
:lmao losers who think $200k is something special
:lmao Canadians
:lmao owning the tards on this board
:lmao people thinking my W2 is fae
:lmao post better proof of income
:lmao owning your asses like Parker owns teams
:lmao haters who can't believe I make so much money
:lmao people who appreciate money over everything
this is just sad

Splits
04-09-2015, 12:39 AM
Anybody can operate excel and punch in a few numbers, why don't you post something which shows your wealth?

Like this, a simple luxury worth more than your yearly salary before taxes.
http://i.imgur.com/81EaYXh.jpg?1

I'm not wealthy

I don't drive a nice car

I simply make $200k per year

It's not much

My W2 is boring

There are many people who make that shitty $200k salary

It's not special.

Malik Hairston
04-09-2015, 12:39 AM
Wait..

- OP makes thread about how much money he makes
- Trying to boast about his income
- Accuses others of thinking 200k is something special and only caring about money

:lmao so shitty, tbh..

rogues
04-09-2015, 12:41 AM
Wait..

- OP makes thread about how much money he makes
- Trying to boast about his income
- Accuses others of thinking 200k is something special and only caring about money

:lmao so shitty, tbh..
:lol I thought that same thing, too..we have another Koriwhat/Technique on our hands here..dis should be good..

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
04-09-2015, 12:41 AM
I'll be in the 100k club in a mere two years once ingest this PT degree from a top 5 PT school :tu At age 25

Mitch
04-09-2015, 12:42 AM
I'm not wealthy

I don't drive a nice car

I simply make $200k per year

It's not much

My W2 is boring

There are many people who make that shitty $200k salary

It's not special.

You're flaunting it like it's a Breguet grand complication, just be thankful you make what you need if you actually make what you say.

apalisoc_9
04-09-2015, 12:43 AM
Wait..

- OP makes thread about how much money he makes
- Trying to boast about his income
- Accuses others of thinking 200k is something special and only caring about money

:lmao so shitty, tbh..

I don't really get what's the point of this thread tbh. :lol

I believe OP, but OP why don't you post some belongings to prove the haters wrong..maybe some SSN and stabs too.

200k is good money...imo.

Splits
04-09-2015, 12:43 AM
Wait..

- OP makes thread about how much money he makes
- Trying to boast about his income
- Accuses others of thinking 200k is something special and only caring about money

:lmao so shitty, tbh..

So jealous. Yeah, I've stroked my own ego, who doesn't? But for you to pretend you're not envious is LOL hilarious.

You totally are. Get over it. PM me. I can get you the finest ass

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
04-09-2015, 12:45 AM
So jealous. Yeah, I've stroked my own ego, who doesn't? But for you to pretend you're not envious is LOL hilarious.

You totally are. Get over it. PM me. I can get you the finest ass

maybe we can show that nigga apa what some white ass looks like.. He's never tapped :lol

Malik Hairston
04-09-2015, 12:46 AM
So jealous. Yeah, I've stroked my own ego, who doesn't? But for you to pretend you're not envious is LOL hilarious.

You totally are. Get over it. PM me. I can get you the finest ass

Damn, bro, what did I miss? What is this meltdown over?

Whoever induced this meltdown deserves some credit, tbh:lol..was it my nigga Diaz?

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
04-09-2015, 12:47 AM
was it my nigga Diaz?
Disappointed in you bruh

RD2191
04-09-2015, 12:47 AM
maybe we can show that nigga apa what some white ass looks like.. He's never tapped :lol
you must be drowning in pussy with you shitty apartment and cats

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
04-09-2015, 12:49 AM
you must be drowning in pussy with you shitty apartment and cats
Like I told Apa, I probably received more pussy my first year in school alone then You've received in your life my nigga

Splits
04-09-2015, 12:50 AM
Damn, bro, what did I miss? What is this meltdown over?

Whoever induced this meltdown deserves some credit, tbh:lol..was it my nigga Diaz?

Meltdown?

You've missed a lot.

This isn't a meltdown.

It's a pride parade.

I have 4 pussy options from an undisclosed location. All white. All clits hanging out.

RD2191
04-09-2015, 12:50 AM
Meltdown?

You've missed a lot.

This isn't a meltdown.

It's a pride parade.

I have 4 pussy options from an undisclosed location. All white. All clits hanging out.
:lmao

apalisoc_9
04-09-2015, 12:51 AM
Is Koriwhat still around? I haven't heard from him in quite a while now.

Malik Hairston
04-09-2015, 12:52 AM
Meltdown?

You've missed a lot.

This isn't a meltdown.

It's a pride parade.

I have 4 pussy options from an undisclosed location. All white. All clits hanging out.

:lol nice man, good for you..i'm always happy for a man slaying..

Are you going to tell them what happened on SpursTalk today while you smash them?

Splits
04-09-2015, 12:55 AM
:lol nice man, good for you..i'm always happy for a man slaying..

Are you going to tell them what happened on SpursTalk today while you smash them?

I'm tempted to post all 4 ITT and let a vote happen.

apalisoc_9
04-09-2015, 12:56 AM
I have 4 pussy options from an undisclosed location. All white. All clits hanging out.

Good for you man.

Post picture of the girl you decide to fuk.

Spurstalk is going to meltdown with jealousy if you do...IMO.

midnightpulp
04-09-2015, 01:00 AM
Good thread. Splits bringing some entertainment to the forum.

Splits
04-09-2015, 01:01 AM
Good for you man.

Post picture of the girl you decide to fuk.

Spurstalk is going to meltdown with jealousy if you do...IMO.

http://i.imgur.com/eX3xLlG.jpg

Malik Hairston
04-09-2015, 01:01 AM
I'm tempted to post all 4 ITT and let a vote happen.

That would be cool, but we have all seen that type of shit before here, tbh..

You should post your entire W2 with the name and SSN, though, that would really kill all the haters:lol..

Splits
04-09-2015, 01:02 AM
http://i.imgur.com/DILdhj5.jpg

apalisoc_9
04-09-2015, 01:03 AM
Post the other 3 girls man..Get dem niggas jealous.

Splits
04-09-2015, 01:03 AM
That would be cool, but we have all seen that type of shit before here, tbh..

You should post your entire W2 with the name and SSN, though, that would really kill all the haters:lol..

That's stupid, would prove nothing.

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
04-09-2015, 01:04 AM
I'm tempted to post all 4 ITT and let a vote happen.
Last chick I sweated was a short freshman with huge tits. She had a BF so she didn't wanna fuck. She said she'd suck my dick instead. I was pretty impressed by her movement until she tried sticking a finger in the gutter.. That's when I had to bounce :lol ruined my whole night. That was definitely a first for me

ElNono
04-09-2015, 01:05 AM
Good for you Splits :toast

You should save up a bit, and eventually graduate from the W2 to a Form 1120, tbh

Splits
04-09-2015, 01:07 AM
Good for you Splits :toast

You should save up a bit, and eventually graduate from the W2 to a Form 1120, tbh

thx bra

Splits
04-09-2015, 01:09 AM
Fucking sux I have to white-out her eyes, they are blue-as-fuck, sooooo hot...



http://i.imgur.com/8nZXrTo.jpg

RD2191
04-09-2015, 01:09 AM
Post the other 3 girls man..Get dem niggas jealous.
:lol

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
04-09-2015, 01:09 AM
Split what's your occupation anyways

RD2191
04-09-2015, 01:09 AM
:wakeup

Strange Love
04-09-2015, 01:10 AM
Fuck me, 5 pages in less than an hour?

:lmao splitcuck in ultra meltdown mode. :lol

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
04-09-2015, 01:10 AM
Fuck me, 5 pages in less than an hour?

:lmao splitcuck in ultra meltdown mode. :lol
Bruh do you even read what you post? Regulating like always.

apalisoc_9
04-09-2015, 01:12 AM
Oh x'mon brah...Don't leave us hanging.

Why not posts all pictures at once.

Dem virgins are gonna cry before they go to sleep..:lol

RD2191
04-09-2015, 01:14 AM
How much for the one with the tats? She deserves a real dick not your 3 incher.

RD2191
04-09-2015, 01:14 AM
Fuck me, 5 pages in less than an hour?

:lmao splitcuck in ultra meltdown mode. :lol
Shhh. He's a big balla.

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
04-09-2015, 01:15 AM
I've never tapped a girl with a lot of tats. Most the girls I've tapped in school were from sororities that will do anything for a guy dressed in a suit and tie :lol..

Splits
04-09-2015, 01:16 AM
How much for the one with the tats? She deserves a real dick not your 3 incher.

I've had her. It's this one:

http://i.imgur.com/Iie08Ip.jpg



http://i.imgur.com/8nZXrTo.jpg

RD2191
04-09-2015, 01:17 AM
I know you have. I said she deserves good dick.

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
04-09-2015, 01:18 AM
Tbh I'm not a fan of the teeth. Other than that, solid 7

Splits
04-09-2015, 01:21 AM
I'd place her at a 5.5-6 tbh. She's a bit thick downstairs.

http://i.imgur.com/0yaLCxd.jpg

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
04-09-2015, 01:23 AM
All good. They all don't need to be 10's. I'm thinking about posting some pics myself. Got a girl now though so I can't exactly save them from my mail to our PC :lol

Splits
04-09-2015, 01:39 AM
This is 3/4 I nutted in. Still a bit thick for my tastes...

http://i.imgur.com/SsBfiez.jpg

Splits
04-09-2015, 01:41 AM
And this is my final girl... Not sure why I'm providing all these hotties to you losers :lol

apalisoc_9
04-09-2015, 01:44 AM
Very hot girls bro..

you said something about banging more girls in your trip?

Can you post the pictures too...Would love to see them foreging girls.

Do us all a service and post them hot girls. :toast

Strange Love
04-09-2015, 01:44 AM
All good. They all don't need to be 10's. I'm thinking about posting some pics myself. Got a girl now though so I can't exactly save them from my mail to our PC :lol

Would you shut the fuck up already? No one gives a fuck about what a cat loving faggot like you have to say. Ever. :lol

:lol being treated like the unwanted kid in the group
:lol everyone looks over your posts and ignores them
:lol cats have more game than you
:lol cucked by your sister in law
:lol struggling to get a closet door fix
:lol has so much money he has to live in a 1 room apartment with doors falling off the hinges
:lol stupid faggot tells landlord he has cats and is nearly evicted

Splits
04-09-2015, 01:45 AM
But I fucked all four of them

:lmao

RD2191
04-09-2015, 01:46 AM
Would you shut the fuck up already? No one gives a fuck about what a cat loving faggot like you have to say. Ever. :lol

:lol being treated like the unwanted kid in the group
:lol everyone looks over your posts and ignores them
:lol cats have more game than you
:lol cucked by your sister in law
:lol struggling to get a closet door fix
:lol has so much money he has to live in a 1 room apartment with doors falling off the hinges
:lol stupid faggot tells landlord he has cats and is nearly evicted
Ethered, tbh.

apalisoc_9
04-09-2015, 01:49 AM
But I fucked all four of them

:lmao

we believe you man..

Post photos.

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
04-09-2015, 01:51 AM
Ethered, tbh.
Yep.. Not sure why this guy is so salty.. Just sharing experiences..

HI-FI
04-09-2015, 01:51 AM
http://i.imgur.com/DILdhj5.jpg
This is more of how I like them, a little thick, not really into that anorexic pussy you dig. But props on the W2 form and keeping it real.

Strange Love
04-09-2015, 01:52 AM
Yep.. Not sure why this guy is so salty.. Just sharing experiences..

https://31.media.tumblr.com/f2ed65b49a61fb84feb0442c378d2942/tumblr_nm5fuxIkSZ1r3gb3zo2_500.gif

RD2191
04-09-2015, 01:54 AM
https://31.media.tumblr.com/f2ed65b49a61fb84feb0442c378d2942/tumblr_nm5fuxIkSZ1r3gb3zo2_500.gif
:lmao

RD2191
04-09-2015, 01:54 AM
Fuck, you guys are hilarious.:lmao

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
04-09-2015, 01:56 AM
Kind of sad that a guys way of feeling masculine is by thinking others don't get action cause he doesn't :lol

i can't wait til I start making a great income either.. Will be way too easy. SL maybe we can meet up and I can buy you a decent hooker. I know a place up here that does $20 lap dances for you :lol that might ease your frustrations.

MI21
04-09-2015, 02:06 AM
There is a nig on this site who has just purchased a $180,000 car with no finance I believe, tbh.

Splits
04-09-2015, 02:17 AM
:lmao I came on her tongue...

Venti Quattro
04-09-2015, 02:26 AM
I did

Splits
04-09-2015, 02:29 AM
I did

I believe you

Silver&Black
04-09-2015, 02:33 AM
Damn Splits is dat nigga tbh...

Thebesteva
04-09-2015, 02:34 AM
LOL everytime Splits (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=24583) posts anything this clip should be automatically played for everything he says...nigga tries way too hard tbh. I'm not even doubting nor giving a F if you do make $ like that, I hope you do because it would be very sad if you were just saying this shit to impress a forum filled with 22 year olds.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unzsc7O6Q-A

ColinB
04-09-2015, 02:49 AM
Making a thread about being a W2 employee was pretty strange, but bragging about having sex with the girls in these pictures is just confusing.

AlexJones
04-09-2015, 02:54 AM
impressive

Malik Hairston
04-09-2015, 02:59 AM
Making a thread about being a W2 employee was pretty strange, but bragging about having sex with the girls in these pictures is just confusing.

:lol best part is that most of those girls are average, at best, tbh..

Such strange behavior..meltdowns for days..

spurraider21
04-09-2015, 03:03 AM
made less than 10k this year (barely worked once i started school in august)... getting a $250 refund tho

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrh1vrytWG1qbbz06o1_400.gif

313
04-09-2015, 03:17 AM
Last chick I sweated was a short freshman with huge tits. She had a BF so she didn't wanna fuck. She said she'd suck my dick instead. I was pretty impressed by her movement until she tried sticking a finger in the gutter.. That's when I had to bounce :lol ruined my whole night. That was definitely a first for me
don't knock it til you try it tbh

Holden_Caulfield
04-09-2015, 03:24 AM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2517195/roseclaps.gif

Thebesteva
04-09-2015, 03:31 AM
Not sure if DMC or Splits tbh

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee118/psyche54/20130425_ql_gosoc_keyboard-warrior_main_zps0b5cf284.jpg

RD2191
04-09-2015, 04:30 AM
Not sure if DMC or Splits tbh

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee118/psyche54/20130425_ql_gosoc_keyboard-warrior_main_zps0b5cf284.jpg
:lmao

benstanfield
04-09-2015, 06:36 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI-HmEGCib4

Splits
04-09-2015, 07:39 AM
Not sure if DMC or Splits tbh

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee118/psyche54/20130425_ql_gosoc_keyboard-warrior_main_zps0b5cf284.jpg

:lol

FkLA
04-09-2015, 08:02 AM
So either you're a) a guy that's making shit up or b) a guy that makes bank but seeks validation from ST.

Pretty sad either way. Are you Mechanical/Electrical/Civil?

RsxPiimp
04-09-2015, 08:31 AM
Damn son, respect. I'm tempted to post Polaroids of all the bitches I've fucked too...

Calispursfan11
04-09-2015, 08:32 AM
Plenty of you weigh over 200 :lol

The Reckoning
04-09-2015, 08:35 AM
you couldn't pay me 200k a year to suck pharmacock on a daily basis

i get bitches based on my lifestyle, not money

Koolaid_Man
04-09-2015, 08:46 AM
http://i.imgur.com/eX3xLlG.jpg

Scroll a little further down to her dick....how big is her bulge?

Buddy Mignon
04-09-2015, 08:46 AM
Splits came back strong on you broke ass niggas. Yall had some fun going in on him last week. He came back with a bazooka. If he's single he's doing well for himself. Splits... now you have to figure out a way to make that without giving up so much of your time.

Koolaid_Man
04-09-2015, 08:47 AM
http://i.imgur.com/DILdhj5.jpg


So how long have you been fucking pimped out hookers?

Koolaid_Man
04-09-2015, 08:50 AM
Splits came back strong on you broke ass niggas. Yall had some fun going in on him last week. He came back with a bazooka. If he's single he's doing well for himself. Splits... now you have to figure out a way to make that without giving up so much of your time.


Dont be fooled by Splits...this the same bitch that threatened to Ban me once Kori sold him the site.....Kori hit me up in email and said he's a gotdam liar....any body can create fake W-2's shit is done daily....
Print out Fake Employment and Fake Income, Wages, 1099, w2, w-2, using your home computer printer!http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-171405

Koolaid_Man
04-09-2015, 08:52 AM
Imma get in Splits ass....he's a fake..he's not like Koolaid...dont beleive this trailer trash wannabe....writing up fake ass reports he's dummer than Tammy Tits....

Koolaid_Man
04-09-2015, 08:54 AM
Come fix my computer Splits..Mr. IT guy....get under my desk and fix that shit.....gonna Ban Kool? Bitch please....get me a cup of coffee while your at it....

Koolaid_Man
04-09-2015, 08:57 AM
Imma shut this fucking thread down...this bitch fucking hoes that niggas done already ran up in....and think he's doing something..typical frost king aint shit once real niggas come around.....fat ass ugly ass hoes.....:hat

Koolaid_Man
04-09-2015, 08:59 AM
Imma splits his sweet cheeks wide open for yall...let yall invade this bitch....talking about he was in business with Kori and proved to be a gotdam liar.....

Splits
04-09-2015, 09:05 AM
:lmao Capri is sooooooo jealous

:lmao meltdown

Splits
04-09-2015, 09:06 AM
Scroll a little further down to her dick....how big is her bulge?


So how long have you been fucking pimped out hookers?

Same girl you jealous, no pussy getting, nig

Koolaid_Man
04-09-2015, 09:10 AM
:lmao Capri is sooooooo jealous

:lmao meltdown

Jealous?

Bitch please..if you clowns knew how I lived...dont get me started...but ..I'm not gonna let you come up in here spewing that non sense unchallenged.....thats a fake fucking document....I dont care if it showed you earning a ticket...(mill)

Kori done already proved you were a gotdam liar....once i get it from her thats all I need to see....

Splits
04-09-2015, 09:12 AM
Jealous?

Bitch please..if you clowns knew how I lived...dont get me started...but ..I'm not gonna let you come up in here spewing that non sense unchallenged.....thats a fake fucking document....I dont care if it showed you earning a ticket...(mill)

Kori done already proved you were a gotdam liar....once i get it from her thats all I need to see....

How did Kori prove I was lying? She proved I was telling the truth, trying to scrape this site for 5 digits, AKA 3 weeks salary :lmao

Koolaid_Man
04-09-2015, 09:13 AM
Same girl you jealous, no pussy getting, nig


Again how long you been fucking pimped out hookers....better yet just tell me again when the sale of this site is going through...you fucking trailer park baby :lol

Koolaid_Man
04-09-2015, 09:14 AM
How did Kori prove I was lying? She proved I was telling the truth, trying to scrape this site for 5 digits, AKA 3 weeks salary :lmao

You're a moron get the fuck on lying as bitch

Splits
04-09-2015, 09:15 AM
You're a moron get the fuck on lying as bitch

Please link me the Kori post which said I never tried to buy the site.

Koolaid_Man
04-09-2015, 09:17 AM
Its clear you dont earn shit....keep fooling yourself mr. Trailer park....any time M>s believes in someone its dam near proof that thing or person is a fraud...real talk... :lmao

Splits
04-09-2015, 09:20 AM
Its clear you dont earn shit....keep fooling yourself mr. Trailer park....any time M>s believes in someone its dam near proof that thing or person is a fraud...real talk... :lmao

http://www.keepcalmandposters.com/posters/2745851.jpg

Koolaid_Man
04-09-2015, 09:21 AM
Please link me the Kori post which said I never tried to buy the site.

Now your splitting hairs.....You said that you were in negotiations with Kori and a sale was pending......any lame douche bag can literally offer 5, 10, or 15 dollars for a site....and then get laughed at and told to get the fuck on.....I got Kori's email which will remain like all of our previous correspondence....PRIVATE....but you know and I know you're a lying ass bitch.....end of story....now go fuck a black pimped out hooker...

:lmao

Splits
04-09-2015, 09:26 AM
Now your splitting hairs.....You said that you were in negotiations with Kori and a sale was pending......any lame douche bag can literally offer 5, 10, or 15 dollars for a site....and then get laughed at and told to get the fuck on.....I got Kori's email which will remain like all of our previous correspondence....PRIVATE....but you know and I know you're a lying ass bitch.....end of story....now go fuck a black pimped out hooker...

:lmao

:lmao I don't fuck your stanky ass kind, would never touch one unless she was 1/4 or less niqqer.

:lmao Kori admitted I made a generous offer

:lmao fraudulent faggot

http://i.imgur.com/DYkzTCw.jpg

Spurs9
04-09-2015, 09:30 AM
How many hours do you work a week tbh? I could make more than I currently do but I try to make the most with the least hours possible and I don't go into a office so I also save time not commuting.

Koolaid_Man
04-09-2015, 09:32 AM
:lmao I don't fuck your stanky ass kind, would never touch one unless she was 1/4 or less niqqer.

:lmao Kori admitted I made a generous offer

:lmao fraudulent faggot

http://i.imgur.com/DYkzTCw.jpg

Kori admitted no such thing....the site isnt for sale and she basically laughed at the thought of doing any business with you.....personally seems to me she sees you as a clown figure.....you got laughed off as a joke....:lol so now you can post fake pic after fake pic...meme generated style if it makes you feel better....

Let me know if you ever wanna fuck a white bitch without having to pay for it.....:lol

Koolaid_Man
04-09-2015, 09:34 AM
I got splits so shaken he's photobombing his own thread.....Kool be putting in work....:lol

StrengthAndHonor
04-09-2015, 09:36 AM
:lmao I don't fuck your stanky ass kind, would never touch one unless she was 1/4 or less niqqer.

:lmao Kori admitted I made a generous offer

:lmao fraudulent faggot

http://i.imgur.com/DYkzTCw.jpg


FWIW, this only proves you hold a W2 form in your possession.


This could either be

A. Your Father/Mother's W2
B. You probably work as an accountant in H&R Block or Jackson Hewitt and used one of your client's W2 form


I'm not hating, I don't even know you but just opening up some possibilities here some people haven't thought about... Peace.

DJR210
04-09-2015, 09:40 AM
Damn OP, you have really turned into an epic try hard over the last couple of months..

:lol begging Kori for weeks on end upstairs to have your name bolded

:lol begging for approval by posting broads for the forum to judge

:lol nearly a quarter of a million a year nets you anorexic disabled bitches

:lol always thought well off business men would have their pick at high class women who can at the least hear you speak to them

:lol posting a presumably fake tax return to a bunch of random message board entities to make yourself feel important

:lol how much deeper are you gonna dig this grave?

You really need to take a step back and rethink the meaning of life, Splits. Your priorities are all fucked up.

DJR210
04-09-2015, 09:42 AM
I can't wait for my business to take off and start rolling in the cash.. I swear I'm gonna come to ST and show all of you faggots!!

Koolaid_Man
04-09-2015, 09:43 AM
FWIW, this only proves you hold a W2 form in your possession.


This could either be

A. Your Father/Mother's W2
B. You probably work as an accountant in H&R Block or Jackson Hewitt and used one of your client's W2 form


I'm not hating, I don't even know you but just opening up some possibilities here some people haven't thought about... Peace.


Uhh yeah...when Malik asked for real proof he bitched out real quick.....:lol but you right....knowing his lying ass he prolly hijacked someone else's......and then started posting photos of blacked pimped out ugly and fat ass white hookers.....

This dude is a nut case....just like M>s and Besteva.....nothing worse than SWAMs who waste their white skin by being fraudulent....and no...im not white I'm a real ninja...:toast

Koolaid_Man
04-09-2015, 09:45 AM
Damn OP, you have really turned into an epic try hard over the last couple of months..

:lol begging Kori for weeks on end upstairs to have your name bolded

:lol begging for approval by posting broads for the forum to judge

:lol nearly a quarter of a million a year nets you anorexic disabled bitches

:lol always thought well off business men would have their pick at high class women who can at the least hear you speak to them

:lol posting a presumably fake tax return to a bunch of random message board entities to make yourself feel important

:lol how much deeper are you gonna dig this grave?

You really need to take a step back and rethink the meaning of life, Splits. Your priorities are all fucked up.

Now that i got your punk ass on my side..my work here is done....sic em boy...sic em...:lmao

Buddy Mignon
04-09-2015, 09:46 AM
Dont be fooled by Splits...this the same bitch that threatened to Ban me once Kori sold him the site.....Kori hit me up in email and said he's a gotdam liar....any body can create fake W-2's shit is done daily....
Print out Fake Employment and Fake Income, Wages, 1099, w2, w-2, using your home computer printer!http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-171405


Im well aware of how to falsify documents. I'm just under the impression that men dont lie about money or pussy. Both are so easy to get.

Koolaid_Man
04-09-2015, 09:49 AM
Im well aware of how to falsify documents. I'm just under the impression that men dont lie about money or pussy. Both are so easy to get.

Big Homie..we're not dealing with men..dont underestimate the power of a blue eyed devil....that's how Tammy lost 24 million....:lol

m>s
04-09-2015, 09:50 AM
So either you're a) a guy that's making shit up or b) a guy that makes bank but seeks validation from ST.

Pretty sad either way. Are you Mechanical/Electrical/Civil?


Pretty sure he's in sales think son

DJR210
04-09-2015, 09:51 AM
Now that i got your punk ass on my side..

Whooooaaaa... calm down homie. As long as you are a ST black (fake internet variety or not), you will always be my sworn enemy

m>s
04-09-2015, 09:52 AM
and no...im not white I'm a real ninja...:toast
So you're japanese? No wonder your pee pee is so small.


Shouldve opened up another front with the soviets by attacking from the east but you went and attacked Pearl harbor like an idiot

Koolaid_Man
04-09-2015, 09:58 AM
Whooooaaaa... calm down homie. As long as you are a ST black (fake internet variety or not), you will always be my sworn enemy

Well you will never be my enemy..cuz I like fucking pussies.....

Koolaid_Man
04-09-2015, 09:58 AM
So you're japanese? No wonder your pee pee is so small.


Shouldve opened up another front with the soviets by attacking from the east but you went and attacked Pearl harbor like an idiot

More dick on the brain I see....I apologize for fucking up your world so badly...lol

StrengthAndHonor
04-09-2015, 09:59 AM
Well you will never be my enemy..cuz I like fucking pussies.....
:lol

K...
04-09-2015, 09:59 AM
I thought smart people filed their taxes closer to February to get their refund back. But maybe splits has a complicated return? Idk most banks let you see the returns in real time and you can estimate a 1099.

But hey, if you like the government not paying you money and interest by all means wait till April

Koolaid_Man
04-09-2015, 10:00 AM
Hi DMC...oops I meant Expert.....does Expert Fish n Fluff? :lol

m>s
04-09-2015, 10:01 AM
More dick on the brain I see....I apologize for fucking up your world so badly...lol


Hi DMC...oops I meant Expert.....does Expert Fish n Fluff? :lol
Doesn't even go 2 posts without saying some gay shit, the irony

Expert
04-09-2015, 10:06 AM
you can always tell when someone gets their cherry popped. They talk about it all the time. when you arrived you won't feel so special for making that number.

Splits
04-09-2015, 10:17 AM
you can always tell when someone gets their cherry popped. They talk about it all the time. when you arrived you won't feel so special for making that number.

Uh no. 2013 was a better year, I liquidated options to buy another house and cleared almost 20% more. The past 5 have all been over 200k IIRC

Splits
04-09-2015, 10:19 AM
I thought smart people filed their taxes closer to February to get their refund back. But maybe splits has a complicated return? Idk most banks let you see the returns in real time and you can estimate a 1099.

But hey, if you like the government not paying you money and interest by all means wait till April

I always file for an extension, have overseas investments/income which require 1116 filing.

Splits
04-09-2015, 10:22 AM
How many hours do you work a week tbh? I could make more than I currently do but I try to make the most with the least hours possible and I don't go into a office so I also save time not commuting.

I work from home when not traveling. Probably 20 hours a week of actual work from home. If traveling, it's a different story.

buttsR4rebounding
04-09-2015, 10:23 AM
The real trick is to earn it in a way that you don't have to pay $37,426.36 in taxes. You don't earn quite enough to use tax reduction techniques that are soooo lucrative, but maybe you could pool your funds with 6 or 8 friends...

Splits
04-09-2015, 10:30 AM
Damn OP, you have really turned into an epic try hard over the last couple of months..

:lol begging Kori for weeks on end upstairs to have your name bolded

Link? I've been bolded for like 4 years


?:lol begging for approval by posting broads for the forum to judge

Just regulating bitches


:lol nearly a quarter of a million a year nets you anorexic disabled bitches

Which one of the 4 I posted ITT qualifies? Yeah, I fucked an anorexic deaf 26 year old a couple weeks ago, but what's wrong with a bit of variety?


:lol always thought well off business men would have their pick at high class women who can at the least hear you speak to them

I do. Did you miss my 20yr old ice skater?


:lol posting a presumably fake tax return to a bunch of random message board entities to make yourself feel important

Drunk and bored. Don't be so jealous that I paid more in taxes last year than you netted.


:lol how much deeper are you gonna dig this grave?

Quite frankly, I'm owning. This shit is 8 pages in under 24 hours.


You really need to take a step back and rethink the meaning of life, Splits. Your priorities are all fucked up.

Please. I've got shit figured out. The only problems I have are first world, aka which 22yr old do I want to slam today?

Spurs9
04-09-2015, 10:34 AM
I thought smart people filed their taxes closer to February to get their refund back. But maybe splits has a complicated return? Idk most banks let you see the returns in real time and you can estimate a 1099.

But hey, if you like the government not paying you money and interest by all means wait till April
If you are getting a refund that means you are letting them have too much. I always pay a bit each year, I do 2 withholdings.

Splits
04-09-2015, 10:34 AM
The real trick is to earn it in a way that you don't have to pay $37,426.36 in taxes. You don't earn quite enough to use tax reduction techniques that are soooo lucrative, but maybe you could pool your funds with 6 or 8 friends...

No shit, that's the problem with fulltime employment instead of LLC. That's not even counting the $15854 I paid in state taxes. Total of over $63k in taxes is fucking bullshit.

Splits
04-09-2015, 10:35 AM
If you are getting a refund that means you are letting them have too much. I always pay a bit each year, I do 2 withholdings.

I always get a refund of the amount of property taxes on my houses + interest on my primary residence.

Cry Havoc
04-09-2015, 10:42 AM
so you make 200k an year and only bag models yet you feel you need to prove yourself to an online forum? right?:lol


I make around 8k in a good week and 4 in a bad. even then I was getting laid when I was broke as a joke. unlike op who has to pay for sex because of how ugly he is:lol

:lmao

Koolaid_Man
04-09-2015, 11:10 AM
No shit, that's the problem with fulltime employment instead of LLC. That's not even counting the $15854 I paid in state taxes. Total of over $63k in taxes is fucking bullshit.


So whose W-2 did you steal....and why are you fucking black pimped out white hookers?

Mitch
04-09-2015, 11:37 AM
So whose W-2 did you steal....and why are you fucking black pimped out white hookers?

Be a gentleman, Koolaid. When one needs to make an accusation, they point with the left and hand evidence with the right. Although I don't see the return value on the effort, anybody with under $15,000,000 in total assets shouldn't speak of their affluence.

Brazil
04-09-2015, 11:47 AM
:lol dat thread is entertaining

propos to OP tbh...

not gonna show off mine but you can count me on the over, with Brazilian crisis it probably not gonna last but I'm not complaining so far :lol

Koolaid_Man
04-09-2015, 11:47 AM
Be a gentleman, Koolaid. When one needs to make an accusation, they point with the left and hand evidence with the right. Although I don't see the return value on the effort, anybody with under $15,000,000 in total assets shouldn't speak of their affluence.

I'm worth exactly 14,999.00 .....I just need three more zero's and 1 dollar more to be able to brag...:lol

Mitch
04-09-2015, 11:56 AM
I'm worth exactly 14,999.00 .....I just need three more zero's and 1 dollar more to be able to brag...:lol

Keep it up, see you at the next Association yacht races in Santa Monica.

Splits
04-09-2015, 12:00 PM
:lol dat thread is entertaining

propos to OP tbh...

not gonna show off mine but you can count me on the over, with Brazilian crisis it probably not gonna last but I'm not complaining so far :lol

Can always count on me, b :tu

DMC
04-09-2015, 12:02 PM
https://formswift.com/builder.php?documentType=w2-efile-2014&ses=7826988d3b735896b14fcfd0ffab150e&key=15978193

Everyone should be able to make their own and we can all be players.

Koolaid_Man
04-09-2015, 12:06 PM
https://formswift.com/builder.php?documentType=w2-efile-2014&ses=7826988d3b735896b14fcfd0ffab150e&key=15978193

Everyone should be able to make their own and we can all be players.


:lmao my fikka (fat nikka)

Buddy Mignon
04-09-2015, 02:01 PM
Wow... so yall really not buying splits story?

midnightpulp
04-09-2015, 02:03 PM
Wow... so yall really not buying splits story?

Splits is a bud, and he's legit.

You on the other hand...

Already blew it (the check you got on the 1st) at Morongo, didn't you?

Buddy Mignon
04-09-2015, 02:12 PM
Splits is a bud, and he's legit.

You on the other hand...

Already blew it (the check you got on the 1st) at Morongo, didn't you?

Hey Mid... I got a room at the MGM for fight night. Last week the odds were -180 Floyd, I'm taking 10k to play with... betting no less than 5k on Floyd to win. I already got pussy lined up so all I need is for Floyd to win. I've been researching pussy prices for some Canadian customers of mine that will be in town and word is nothing less than 1,000 an hour. Would you pay that for some pussy, mid?

midnightpulp
04-09-2015, 02:19 PM
Hey Mid... I got a room at the MGM for fight night. Last week the odds were -180 Floyd, I'm taking 10k to play with... betting no less than 5k on Floyd to win. I already got pussy lined up so all I need is for Floyd to win. I've been researching pussy prices for some Canadian customers of mine that will be in town and word is nothing less than 1,000 an hour. Would you pay that for some pussy, mid?

:lol Having to pay for pussy.

You must be one toe' up muthafucka.

Buddy Mignon
04-09-2015, 02:27 PM
:lol Having to pay for pussy.

You must be one toe' up muthafucka.

Mid... I don't have to pay for pussy. I actaully have pussy posted up in Vegas. Look up Booty Talk 42 and guess which one I'm banging. But... I have paid for some pussy... and you have too. Every man does. If you've taken a girl on vacation, paid for a date, bought gifts, loaned her rent money... you've paid for pussy. Mid... I have some girls you'd pay to fuck.

FkLA
04-09-2015, 02:27 PM
Pretty sure he's in sales think son

Pretty sure I remember him claiming he was an engineer in the college forum. If he's claiming sales now then that nigga is fraudin' tbh.

Buddy Mignon
04-09-2015, 02:32 PM
:lol Having to pay for pussy.

You must be one toe' up muthafucka.

:lmao I didn't catch your ebonics on that one. Mid... I'm a handsome, smooth talking ass nigga. Mid... you put me in a lounge with 10 good looking women along with the top 10 cats on this site. There is no doubt I'd pull one of the two baddest chics in that lounge.

DMC
04-09-2015, 02:34 PM
:lmao I didn't catch your ebonics on that one. Mid... I'm a handsome, smooth talking ass nigga. Mid... you put me in a lounge with 10 good looking women along with the top 10 cats on this site. There is no doubt I'd pull one of the two baddest chics in that lounge.

More than once probably, if she needs more drinks.

m>s
04-09-2015, 02:35 PM
Engineers rarely make 200k bro hate to burst your bubble

DMC
04-09-2015, 02:35 PM
Mid... I don't have to pay for pussy. I actaully have pussy posted up in Vegas. Look up Booty Talk 42 and guess which one I'm banging. But... I have paid for some pussy... and you have too. Every man does. If you've taken a girl on vacation, paid for a date, bought gifts, loaned her rent money... you've paid for pussy. Mid... I have some girls you'd pay to fuck.

Gotta love the false equivocation happening here. What you're saying is akin to saying you pay for your mother's love because you bought her flowers, or that buying a friend dinner is paying for a friendship. With you though I can see your point in both instances.

DMC
04-09-2015, 02:38 PM
Engineers rarely make 200k bro hate to burst your bubble

This is true especially for those who get a W2 from an employer.

Buddy Mignon
04-09-2015, 02:50 PM
Gotta love the false equivocation happening here. What you're saying is akin to saying you pay for your mother's love because you bought her flowers, or that buying a friend dinner is paying for a friendship. With you though I can see your point in both instances.

You shallow turd you. Your mother is your mother, with or without flowers. I met my best friend at 10 years of age. No one is paying for dinner at that age. In both instances, your mother and your friend would remain so with or without the generosity. A woman that you're fucking would change her status with you if you could no longer afford to entertain her.

DMC
04-09-2015, 03:07 PM
You shallow turd you. Your mother is your mother, with or without flowers. I met my best friend at 10 years of age. No one is paying for dinner at that age. In both instances, your mother and your friend would remain so with or without the generosity. A woman that you're fucking would change her status with you if you could no longer afford to entertain her.

Everyone is who they are with or without flowers. You stupid sand coon, you don't get pussy because you bought dinner. If she gives up pussy because you paid for a meal, you're fucking a homeless chick. That falls in line with the food stamps from welfare whores story you and Cedric lied about, but then that could mean you bought the food with the broken off wet food stamps.

How do you fold your stamps? Is it gangsta?

Splits
04-09-2015, 03:08 PM
This is true especially for those who get a W2 from an employer.

The principal-level (onshore) architects max-out in the low-200k range. I'm a software engineer by trade, but no longer do that, it's primarily offshored to Bangalore and Shanghai now. But I'm not in sales either...