2015 Offseason. If I was Mitch

[LkrFan]

1) I'd trade our 2015 lotto pick in a package deal to Sac for Boogie Cousins
2) I'd throw the MAX at Kiwi Leonard

2015-2016 starting lineup:

Clarkson
Kobe
Kiwi
Randle
Cousins

:hat

[RD2191]

OP not even trying to troll but the Lakers are going nowhere with Kobe still on the roster.

[HI-FI]

OP is why we need land mines along the border. Reminds me to bump a thread though.....

[LkrFan]

OP is why we need land mines along the border. Reminds me to bump a thread though.....

:lol

[spurraider21]

I'd throw the MAX at Kiwi Leonard
oh how times have changed :lol

[100%duncan]

oh how times have changed :lol

Nb:lol=fck:lold

[ElNono]

OP is why we need land mines along the border. Reminds me to bump a thread though.....

:lol

[LkrFan]

oh how times have changed :lolIt's simple son. Addition (to the Lakers) by subtraction (from the Spurs). :downspin:

[LkrFan]

OP not even trying to troll but the Lakers are going nowhere with Kobe still on the roster.

We would easily make the playoffs puto. Easily. :toast

[K...]

Ok, uh throw at Leonard and also kidnap rc Buford? Car bomb? How do you stop the match?

Also, pick for boogie...nope. Sac ain't trading that.

So, I don't know. I'd tank again. The laker tank has been beautiful and Byron Scott has just said FU to half the roster. It can only get better! (For spursfan)

[RD2191]

We would easily make the playoffs puto. Easily. :toast
If the Lakers moved East then maybe.

[100%duncan]

If the Lakers moved East then maybe.

Jaime gotta give us that bush he smokin

[LkrFan]

Jaime gotta give us that bush he smokin:lol

[RD2191]

Jaime gotta give us that bush he smokin
:lol

[whitemamba]

Clarkson is mad young still, we need a pg

[Raven]

:lmao

[DMC]

1st and foremost, resign Kobe to a 5 year 125m dollar deal. Get that done ASAP.

2nd, you need MCG there along with JR Smith and Rondo.

Get that going, you're good. If Scott won't accept a contract extension, try to get Monte Williams or (insert recently fired black head coach here) instead. What's Mike Woodson up to? Shave his eyebrows and get him on the sidelines. Mark Jackson might be wanting to get back in the game.








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[Lakers999]

1st and foremost, resign Kobe to a 5 year 125m dollar deal. Get that done ASAP.

2nd, you need MCG there along with JR Smith and Rondo.

Get that going, you're good. If Scott won't accept a contract extension, try to get Monte Williams or (insert recently fired black head coach here) instead. What's Mike Woodson up to? Shave his eyebrows and get him on the sidelines. Mark Jackson might be wanting to get back in the game.








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Hmmm. Let's run with this nonsense! So when is coach popovich contract is expiring?

[Spurs9]

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[Clipper Nation]

If I was Obummer, I'd trade LkrFan back to Mexico for $5 and call it even.

[Brazil]

sounds like a plan...

:lol

[Mitch]

I wouldn't take advice from a guy who shops at El Super

[Koolaid_Man]

Kobe makes 3's when he needs to...but who's gonna make 3's during the season? We need a white boy....

[LkrFan]

If I was Obummer, I'd trade LkrFan back to Mexico for $5 and call it even.

:lmao

[Mal]

1. Throw max at Kawhi Leonard
2. Sign Rondo
3. Resign Kobe.

[Splits]

Rondo gonna look so good in purple n piss

[Killakobe81]

I still dont see a quick fix.
Our GOAT franchise player makes it his mission to shit on Jimbo every chance he gets ...
The arguably 2nd best Laker hasn't been healthy in almost 3 years ... and he still is our highest paid player.
Scott was a shaky decision at best. I respect his ability to get effort out of a shitty squad but I have seen nothing to be excited about future wise compared to say the Celts and Brad Stevens.
We are relying on luck to get a top 3 pick. After Towns, Okafor and Russell I see good not team altering type talent. Plus even out of those top 3 there is no ADavis type corner-stone piece.
If we drop to 6 we lose the pick, if we don't we still have to give up a pick next year unless top 3 (IIRC)
Lastly who can the Lakers get in FA? Love? gasol? Neither guy makes us a contender they are good players but they cant turn a team around. Many of the best players available are RFA's not UFA's So their team will match unless we overpay. And with cap increase some may still match even if we overpay ...

Again, I just dont see a easy path to contention in a brutal west.

I would add a young piece like Middleton or Harris to Randle and our top 5 pick. I would not bring in anyone that would stunt Clarkson's development. I would overpay for a couple defenders if I have to. And just send out a team that can win 35-41 games. If they play hard and the arrow is pointing up (heck we won less than 25 like I predicted) real Laker fans will be fine. Lakers FO and fans need to stop it with the Kiwi, Durant, westbrook pipe-dreams. Patience is key ... dont pay non stars franchise level money just because we are the Lakers and can afford it. And I dont care if Kobe or bitch-made fans wanna win now... grow a pair.

I just cant go through another tank season ..if we miss playoffs and get lucky inthe draft fine, but I want 41 wins. (man, have we fallen far)

[The Reckoning]

situation is so bad that nash played injured and retired just to get out of it

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situation is so bad that nash played injured and retired just to get out of it

He tried to show 'em how they didn't need Kobe:::he, Howard & Pau.

You beat 'em flat.

Big shot.

[The Reckoning]

He tried to show 'em how they didn't need Kobe:::he, Howard & Pau.

You beat 'em flat.

Big shot.


spurs killed two "super teams" in consecutive post seasons

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spurs killed two "super teams" in consecutive post seasons

Sandwiched in there was you being marched to the case and made to give your 1st 5th back.

[The Reckoning]

Sandwiched in there was you being marched to the case and made to give your 1st 5th back.


we can thank the corpse of Ray Allen hurling that cadaver all over the court and throwing up one last prayer of a shot before he aims for the light at the end of the tunnel

[Thread]

we can thank the corpse of Ray Allen hurling that cadaver all over the court and throwing up one last prayer of a shot before he aims for the light at the end of the tunnel

Though Amy was the catalyst.

[pgardn]

I still dont see a quick fix.
Our GOAT franchise player makes it his mission to shit on Jimbo every chance he gets ...
The arguably 2nd best Laker hasn't been healthy in almost 3 years ... and he still is our highest paid player.
Scott was a shaky decision at best. I respect his ability to get effort out of a shitty squad but I have seen nothing to be excited about future wise compared to say the Celts and Brad Stevens.
We are relying on luck to get a top 3 pick. After Towns, Okafor and Russell I see good not team altering type talent. Plus even out of those top 3 there is no ADavis type corner-stone piece.
If we drop to 6 we lose the pick, if we don't we still have to give up a pick next year unless top 3 (IIRC)
Lastly who can the Lakers get in FA? Love? gasol? Neither guy makes us a contender they are good players but they cant turn a team around. Many of the best players available are RFA's not UFA's So their team will match unless we overpay. And with cap increase some may still match even if we overpay ...

Again, I just dont see a easy path to contention in a brutal west.

I would add a young piece like Middleton or Harris to Randle and our top 5 pick. I would not bring in anyone that would stunt Clarkson's development. I would overpay for a couple defenders if I have to. And just send out a team that can win 35-41 games. If they play hard and the arrow is pointing up (heck we won less than 25 like I predicted) real Laker fans will be fine. Lakers FO and fans need to stop it with the Kiwi, Durant, westbrook pipe-dreams. Patience is key ... dont pay non stars franchise level money just because we are the Lakers and can afford it. And I dont care if Kobe or bitch-made fans wanna win now... grow a pair.

I just cant go through another tank season ..if we miss playoffs and get lucky inthe draft fine, but I want 41 wins. (man, have we fallen far)

Dont be so reasonable.

Laker fan has to have some sort of hope so WE can see it crushed.

schadenfreude don't ya know...

[The Reckoning]

Though Amy was the catalyst.


Amy who?

http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/tim-duncan-vanessa-macias1.jpg?w=700

[Thread]

Amy who?

http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/tim-duncan-vanessa-macias1.jpg?w=700

She's a plant, Reck. It's done all the time. Rock Hudson was seen with beautiful women right up to the point that AIDs took his life.

Tim Duncan is a homosexual.

[Jenks]

She's a plant, Reck. It's done all the time. Rock Hudson was seen with beautiful women right up to the point that AIDs took his life.

Tim Duncan is a homosexual.
Not gonna lie - after reading the first line in your ridiculous pepperidge farm old man talk, the over the top deadpan second line killed me and I laughed out loud.

[The Reckoning]

She's a plant, Reck. It's done all the time. Rock Hudson was seen with beautiful women right up to the point that AIDs took his life.

Tim Duncan is a homosexual.

I don't know I'd say that rack would shove any man back into the closet

[Thread]

I don't know I'd say that rack would shove any man back into the closet

She was an employee, working a job, Reck. He neither wanted that rack, or, was it available.

[The Reckoning]

She was an employee, working a job, Reck. He neither wanted that rack, or, was it available.


You don't think she'd give it up for the greatest PF in history and the greatest player the past 15 years?

[Thread]

You don't think she'd give it up for the greatest PF in history and the greatest player the past 15 years?

He's a homosexual,,,ipso facto even if she gave it up, he'd be benign to it. Tim Duncan wants cock.

[Double-Up]

OP not even trying to troll but the Lakers are going nowhere with Kobe still on the roster.

He said the same fucking thing a month ago...just copied and pasted to make a new thread. :lol

[RsxPiimp]

He said the same fucking thing a month ago...just copied and pasted to make a new thread. :lol

Serious? That's really pathetic :lol

[The Reckoning]

He's a homosexual,,,ipso facto even if she gave it up, he'd be benign to it. Tim Duncan wants cock.


there's some serious Freudian potential in this post

[Thread]

there's some serious Freudian potential in this post

What exactly are you implying, Reck?

[The Reckoning]

What exactly are you implying, Reck?

Just let your feelings out man. We're all here for you.

[Thread]

Just let your feelings out man. We're all here for you.

You, SOB, you.

[LkrFan]

Rondo gonna look so good in purple n pissI hope fucking NOT. Shit.