I hate English

[Marklar MM]

I have to do like 1 gazillion bajillion septillion problems dealing with good 'ol epic poems such as Beowulf, Gilgamesh, and The Seafarer. AHHHHH. I may just fail cuz I hate English.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/289/1065/400/Ralph%20Wiggum.jpg
Me fail English. That's unpossible.

[Spurfect]

alot of the guys at my work hate english.. so they dont talk it

[JoeChalupa]

I did too...but it grew on me.

[hussker]

www.engrish.com

Some fun from our Asian friends...(Hey, my wife is Japanese, she loves this site!)

[Marklar MM]

I am glad I don't know a foreign language. I took French in school, and quite frankly, I dont remember anything past the number 5, parlez vous anglais, parlez vous francais, bonjour, and salut.

[hussker]

Language tip from your Uncle Hussker:
There are only three things you need to know in any language.....(cont'd)

[hussker]

1) Where is the BEER?
(In Japanese, Birru wa doko desuka?)

[hussker]

2) Where is the toilet (after beer, you will need it)
(In Japanese, Toide wa doko desuka?)

[hussker]

3) Do you speak english?
(Japanese: Eigo ga hanashimasu ka?)
You ask that question in between the other two and once someone says YES, then just buy them their beers and point them to the toilet all night)

[Trainwreck2100]

Then move to Mexico and learn spanish.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

"reading is fundamental"
"read to achieve"

--El Pimpo

[hussker]

Sumimasen, spurru onagaishimas?
(May I please have a spur? KORI) BEGGING HERE

[CharlieMac]

That's my major. Me so smart!

[baseline bum]

These 4 phrases will get you through all your day to day experiences in Mexico.

1. Traigme las putas enchiladas ahora mismo.
Please bring me a plate of enchiladas.

2. Tengo que echar un gran pedo.
Please leave me alone for a minute.

3. Me vengo en los pantalones!
I'm so excited to meet you!

4. Dame un beso negro el culo!
Kiss me, baby!

[Spurfect]

These 4 phrases will get you through all your day to day experiences in Mexico.

1. Traigme las putas enchiladas ahora mismo.
Please bring me a plate of enchiladas.

2. Tengo que echar un gran pedo.
Please leave me alone for a minute.

3. Me vengo en los pantalones!
I'm so excited to meet you!

4. Dame un beso negro el culo!
Kiss me, baby!

that is wrong. :lmao

[CrashMag]

To hell with all languages,,,, I cant speak, spell, or communicate
Properly in any one of them…..
Baseline Bum hahahaha you must teach me your ways

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

These 4 phrases will get you through all your day to day experiences in Mexico.

1. Traigme las putas enchiladas ahora mismo.
Please bring me a plate of enchiladas.

2. Tengo que echar un gran pedo.
Please leave me alone for a minute.

3. Me vengo en los pantalones!
I'm so excited to meet you!

4. Dame un beso negro el culo!
Kiss me, baby!


:lmao