Drunk men stab each other over iPhone versus Android debate

[ElNono]

Drunk men stab each other over iPhone versus Android debate
Who will fight for the honor of Windows Phone?

A fight between two Tulsa roommates over which phone is superior — iPhone or Android — ended with a double stabbing, according to reports from the local news station, KTUL (http://www.ktul.com/story/28827848/tulsa-roommates-stab-each-other-over-debate-between-iphone-samsung).

Reports suggest the men were drinking when conversation turned to smartphones. From the KTUL story, "Police say the two men broke beer bottles and stabbed each other with them. One of the men smashed a bottle over the back of the other man's head." Police have yet to charge either of the men, who are currently being treated at a nearby hospital.

Surely this will be the final argument had about the matter.

http://www.theverge.com/2015/4/17/8444701/iphone-android-stabbing-tulsa-windows-phone-still-on-the-lam

[resistanze]

jeebus lefty

[Frank Dux]

I nearly stabbed a friend of mine who claimed (and truly believed) that Derek Fisher was a better basketball player than Scottie Pippen.

[DJR210]

Sounds like a legit reason for a stabbing to me.

[DarrinS]

Tulsa

[TDMVPDPOY]

stabbing.....weapons wouldnt happen to be 2 dicks?

[lefty]

jeebus lefty
I won

[jeebus]

lefty couldn't afford a knife tbh. not even a prison shank.

[Leetonidas]

Is it me or does every one you know that owns an iPhone have a cracked screen tbh?

[baseline bum]

Android makes me wanna stab a nigga too tbh

[ElNono]

Is it me or does every one you know that owns an iPhone have a cracked screen tbh?

I think I've seen one at an airport in the past 6 years or so. Not a common sight round these here places.

[Strange Love]

Is it me or does every one you know that owns an iPhone have a cracked screen tbh?

Only people I've seem rocking those here are blacks.

Not even trying to be funny, it's true. Every single one of them are fucked in one way or the other.

[jeebus]

I think I've seen one at an airport in the past 6 years or so. Not a common sight round these here places.
I haven't seen one since 2013. Couple of guys I know at work has a peasantsung with a big ass crack; every time they show me a vid or something I'm distracted by it. Fucking paupers; why can't they buy a real phone?

[lefty]

Only people I've seem rocking those here are blacks.Not even trying to be funny, it's true. Every single one of them are fucked in one way or the other.:lol a lot of black people rock Galaxy Notes. Not Galaxy S, but Notes, IDK why :lol

[ElNono]

I haven't seen one since 2013. Couple of guys I know at work has a peasantsung with a big ass crack; every time they show me a vid or something I'm distracted by it. Fucking paupers; why can't they buy a real phone?

:lol

[MultiTroll]

Android makes me wanna stab a nigga too tbh
phaggots with iPhones should not be stabbed but be allowed to live.

[MultiTroll]

stabbing.....weapons wouldnt happen to be 2 dicks?
:lol naw that would be two iPhonies gabbing with each other.

[hater]

:lmao idiots

windows phone is king. best mobile OS in history