Eastern Conference Round 1: Raptors Vs. Wizards

[Spur-Addict]

Probably the best first round match up in the east. Surprised nobody started this thread.

[apalisoc_9]

this is by far the most boring and irrelevant series ever.

[Cry Havoc]

:lmao This is so ugly. :lmao

[Spur-Addict]

While true, their equal mediocrity makes for a good matchup. Everything else for the most part is just lopsided in the east.

Tyler playing well so far, poor call on the baseline for Gortat. Neither team is in any kind of rhythm really.

[Spur-Addict]

:rollin Drew Gooden three point attempt

[MeloHype]

might be the worst quarter in playoff history

[apalisoc_9]

smh..fast forward to the warriors game please

[Spur-Addict]

:lmao

[D-Wade]

:lmao

[davethedope]

Fucking asshole patrick patterson had a chance to slam it and fucking did that melo soft dunk bullshit.

I will never stop saying these cocksuckers need to be fined if they have a chance to slam it and dont.

[apalisoc_9]

:lmao

[Spur-Addict]

Pierce is feelin' it

[baseline bum]

Damn Pierce shitting all over Toronto.

[D-Wade]

Paul carrying these guys

[baseline bum]

Paul carrying these guys

Pierce is the only player I like on that team. Wall is so fucking overrated. I can't believe the way the media sucked him off last year for beating a garbage Bulls team.

[Arcadian]

:lol raptors...bunch of choking faggots, not one clutch player on that team.

[D-Wade]

Pierce is the only player I like on that team. Wall is so fucking overrated. I can't believe the way the media sucked him off last year for beating a garbage Bulls team.

The Beal love is worse tbh. Natural shooter, but rarely comes through when it matters.

[DMC]

What an embarrassment to the league. Silver needs to look at this shit and recognize that the Thunder an the Suns would be a better series.

[ImDaNuts]

Settle down. Suns and OKC ain't any better. Especially the Suns.

[DMC]

Lowry :lol

Shitfest :lol

If the Spurs are the beautiful game, this shit is Quasimodo.

[hater]

Shit teams. Shit basketball

[DMC]

Shit teams. Shit basketball
These aren't shitty teams though. They just have a shitty coaches with a shit system. It's all iso ball and/or one kick out for a wild ass three. Absolutely zero ball movement on either end of the floor, everything in improvised, no one sets picks.

[Spur-Addict]

Wall is borderline unwatchable in half court sets.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

John Wall had the worst defensive player in the NBA in Greivis Vasquez guarding him and settled for a mid range jumpshot.

At least Sessions was able to take advantage of Vasquez and got a layup to end the quarter.

[hater]

These aren't shitty teams though. They just have a shitty coaches with a shit system. It's all iso ball and/or one kick out for a wild ass three. Absolutely zero ball movement on either end of the floor, everything in improvised, no one sets picks.

:lol Beal a playoff choker

:lol wall can't shoot for shit. His shot don't belong in the NBA

:lol Nene another soft Brazilian

:lol Gortat.

:lol good luck being carried by Pierces mummy :lol

:lol and that's the team that's winning. Don't even want to go into he Craptors :lol

[Spur-Addict]

Drew Gooden sighting

[ImDaNuts]

Lowry/Derozan couldn't play any worse if they tried.

[davethedope]

Why did I bet the mortgage on the Raptors???:(

[Robz4000]

:cry#WeDaNorf :cry

[hater]

Wiz bench >> raps bench >>>> Wiz starters >>>>>>>> raps starters

:lol

These two teams are a playoff waste of time.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

:lmao

[hater]

:lol wiz starters come back in and make it a game :lol

[jeebus]

East playoff 1st rounds need to be a best of 1 series.

[hater]

:lol John wall what a fucking scrub

[hater]

:lol wall

[Spur-Addict]

Wall is useless in a half court set. :lol

[jeebus]

dribbledribbledribbledribbledribbledribbledribbled ribbledribbledribblechuck

[hater]

:lol Beal choker

[Robz4000]

:lmao Holy fuck Wiz

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Wall cant do anything against Vasquez now Patterson.:lol

[Robz4000]

Wall is useless. :lol

Fixed

[hater]

:lol Beal choker :lol

[hater]

If wiz lose this :lol

[hater]

:lol Beal choker :lol

[Robz4000]

Damn, Beal shitting himself in every way possible

[ImDaNuts]

Wizards meltdown. Bunch of mental midgets with a shitty coach.

[Robz4000]

Lou Williams' chucking is working now. Wiz are fucked.

[Spur-Addict]

http://www.comparecrazy.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/choking.jpg

[hater]

Lowry :lol

[Spur-Addict]

LOL FatLowry

[Robz4000]

:lol both these teams need to be contracted

[Spur-Addict]

Who has Drew Gooden on the court to close a game? :lol

[Robz4000]

Quicker than Gossip? Are you shitting me?

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Quicker than Gossip? Are you shitting me?
Yeah I didn't get it either.

[Robz4000]

Yeah I didn't get it either.

:lol as soon as I heard it I muted the tv

[Spurs 4 The Win]

These announcers blow

[Spurs 4 The Win]

This is clearly off of Toronto

[Spurs 4 The Win]

lol Toronto

[timtonymanu]

It's clearly off Patterson. Quit showing off your replay center, NBA, and just make the call.

[hater]

:lol Beal choker

[Spur-Addict]

:lmao

[Spurs 4 The Win]

lol Vasquez with a horrible shot but makes it

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao Wizards

resistanze your boy Greivis :lol

[Robz4000]

:lmao Wiz

[D-Wade]

Beal is fuckin terrible

[Robz4000]

Also, :lmao sook get in here and defend your Beal>Kawhi take!

[hater]

If Wiz lose this they probably get swept

Oh nevermind these are the craptors we are talking about :lol

[Venti Quattro]

:lol Vasquez with the Burrito shake

[Kyl3]

So glad these two won't be the Spurs announcers.

[Robz4000]

Just get the ball to Pierce and get the fuck out of his way at this point

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao Wall

:lol Pierce not even touching the ball

[hater]

:lol wall what a piece of shit

[Spurs 4 The Win]

Just get the ball to Pierce and get the fuck out of his way at this point

They will give it to Wall

[ImDaNuts]

Awful playcall

[Spurs 4 The Win]

WALL :lmao Choker

[Robz4000]

....that was it? How in the fuck does Whittman have a job?

[baseline bum]

LOL giving that shot to Wall. :lmao

[hater]

:lol raped by Vazquez

[Spurs 4 The Win]

....that was it? How in the fuck does Whittman have a job?

Shouldve gone to Pierce, what a joke

[Spurs 4 The Win]

Dammit, OT in this shitty game :lol

[Spurs 4 The Win]

There was an own goal situation, these announcers are AIDS

[Robz4000]

God damn, we gotta watch another 5 minutes of this? :sick

[baseline bum]

God damn, we gotta watch another 5 minutes of this? :sick

Fuck that shit, I changed it to ABC already.

[Venti Quattro]

God damn, we gotta watch another 5 minutes of this? :sick

At least there's not much lull

[TheCultOfPersonality]

The Wizards made 3 shots in the last 8:45.

[Robz4000]

At least there's not much lull

It literally hurts my eyes and ears to pay attention to that game.

[Spur-Addict]

Otto Porter

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Finally they pass it to Pierce.

[Robz4000]

Why the fuck did Pierce not touch the ball the last few minutes of the fourth quarter?

[Spurs 4 The Win]

WTF LOLOLOL

[Spurs 4 The Win]

NENE is garbage

[D-Wade]

Whittman: The McHale of the East.

[Spurs 4 The Win]

Nene, shitting the bed badly :lol

[Robz4000]

So much spilled spaghetti...

[Spurs 4 The Win]

Is this even basketball?

[Spur-Addict]

Great foul there by Pierce, can't be clear path.

[Spurs 4 The Win]

this is terrible, thank god its over

[Spur-Addict]

Is Lowry holding back tears? :rollin

[Robz4000]

Game's not over with how the Wiz have been choking at the line.

[Venti Quattro]

I knew the Craps wouldn't be able to cover the spread.

[Robz4000]

Jesus fuck these announcers are garbage

[Robz4000]

6-23? Enrique-esque...

[Infinite_limit]

Wizards vs Cavs

would be a great 6-7 game series

[resistanze]

I was at a bar watching this and Arsenal and Chelsea play

:lol Craptors
:lol Casey
:lol benching DeRozan for 'rest' in second last game that was for 3rd seed
:lol lied after about groin injury
:lol played DeRozan 24 hours later in season finale
:lol costed them 3rd seed and matchup vs Bucks
:lol facing a superior team now
:lol Craptors

[ImDaNuts]

:lol:lol:lol

https://twitter.com/haralabob/status/589513893690486784

[Spur-Addict]

:lol:lol:lol

https://twitter.com/haralabob/status/589513893690486784

:lol

[Clipper Nation]

:lol:lol:lol

https://twitter.com/haralabob/status/589513893690486784
Somehow he's not even the dumbest coach in the series :lol

:lmao Casey
:lmao Refusing to play James Johnson, a player the front office specifically brought in to guard guys like Pierce in the playoffs
:lmao Pierce dropped 20 with ease
:lmao Meanwhile, retard chuckers like Lou Williams get guaranteed minutes

[resistanze]

Somehow he's not even the dumbest coach in the series :lol

:lmao Casey
:lmao Refusing to play James Johnson, a player the front office specifically brought in to guard guys like Pierce in the playoffs
:lmao Pierce dropped 20 with ease
:lmao Meanwhile, retard chuckers like Lou Williams get guaranteed minutes
Casey is one of the worst coaches I've seen.

[DMC]

:lol Beal a playoff choker

:lol wall can't shoot for shit. His shot don't belong in the NBA

:lol Nene another soft Brazilian

:lol Gortat.

:lol good luck being carried by Pierces mummy :lol

:lol and that's the team that's winning. Don't even want to go into he Craptors :lol

Each of those players would thrive under Pop in SA. You know it too. It's not that it's a bad team. It's a bad system. The players are NBA players for a reason.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

James Johnson has had some bad luck playing for 2 crappy coaches in Dave Joerger and Dwane Casey these last 2 seasons.

[Malik Hairston]

I was at the game, these 2 teams are horrendous, tbh:lol

Terrible coaches, Wall and Derozan are terrible lead guys, just terrible basketball..it's amazing how the Raptors are always guaranteed to choke in the playoffs, even in an atrocious conference..

As resistanze and I said earlier in the year when some posters thought they were legit, you can never believe in the Raptors, tbh..

[HI-FI]

I was at the game, these 2 teams are horrendous, tbh:lol

Terrible coaches, Wall and Derozan are terrible lead guys, just terrible basketball..it's amazing how the Raptors are always guaranteed to choke in the playoffs, even in an atrocious conference..

As resistanze and I said earlier in the year when some posters thought they were legit, you can never believe in the Raptors, tbh..
best thing about the Raptors is that one guy on realgm, TurboZone iirc, who does all the hilarious and badass sigs.

[resistanze]

I was at the game, these 2 teams are horrendous, tbh:lol

Terrible coaches, Wall and Derozan are terrible lead guys, just terrible basketball..it's amazing how the Raptors are always guaranteed to choke in the playoffs, even in an atrocious conference..

As resistanze and I said earlier in the year when some posters thought they were legit, you can never believe in the Raptors, tbh..

It's amazing that Casey is probably the worst coach in their history...incredibly hard to do.

And yeah, all year its been clear. Playing in the worst division in basketball, a team constructed to capitalize off the weakness of their horrendous conference. They're constructed as the anti-playoffs however.

I was at Jack Astor's tbh....they told me they had a policy of not putting on the sound of the game :lol

[sook]

Also, :lmao sook get in here and defend your Beal>Kawhi take!

I was wrong :lol

I started a thread upstairs about it a couple of weeks ago... Kawhi is a top 10 player no joke..

[Robz4000]

Cancerbowl round 2, start!

[MeloHype]

John Wall the gawd

[resistanze]

:lol Winning the worst division in NBA history
:lol tanking from 3rd to 4th seed in order to to face a superior team
:lol Casey
:lol Lowry playing the injury card and jacking up horrible shots
:lol Lou Williams

[ImDaNuts]

Derozan firing

[Robz4000]

No one cares about this series

[Spur-Addict]

:lol DeRozan

[D-Wade]

The Truth sending the Raps home 2 straight years :lol

[Venti Quattro]

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[Jacob1983]

So when can we start the "let's move the raptors to Seattle" discussion?

[D-Wade]

Raps :lmao

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDjmLrHWIAA1M-d.jpg:large

[TheCultOfPersonality]

James Johnson plays well for 2 different teams (Memphis and Toronto), but instead of getting a guaranteed spot he's reduced to being a situation player by both teams. Smh.

[Venti Quattro]

Raps :lmao

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDjmLrHWIAA1M-d.jpg:large

http://mgpf.it/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/heavy-breathing.jpg

[Clipper Nation]

So when can we start the "let's move the raptors to Seattle" discussion?

Seafaggle never deserves another franchise with how hypocritical they've been. Toronto is a big market with a legit fanbase, they just need a better front office and a real team, not this treadmill crap.

[jeebus]

Fuck the Raptors. They deserve this shit. Their fans/media talked so much fuckin garbage in December about how good they were and how unstoppable they were.

[Clipper Nation]

Can't believe Drew Gooden is effective in the playoffs in 2015 :lol

I remember being excited about watching him and Steve Blake in garbage time of the 2010 season :lol

[lefty]

Fuck the Raptors. They deserve this shit. Their fans/media talked so much fuckin garbage in December about how good they were and how unstoppable they were.

This tbh

[ImDaNuts]

Casey will be out of a job this week.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Casey will be out of a job this week.
That would be the one thing that would make this sweep worth it for the Raptors fans.

[resistanze]

Casey will be out of a job this week.

[Venti Quattro]

Casey will be out of a job this week.

:lmao Tanking to avoid Chicago

[Jacob1983]

Time to move the craptors to Seattle.

[resistanze]

:lmao Tanking to avoid Chicago

Actually they tanked to avoid the Bucks in first round and Cavs in second round :lol

[DD]

Wizards will beat the Hawks as well, as I said in the playoff predictions thread

[Venti Quattro]

Wizards will beat the Hawks as well, as I said in the playoff predictions thread

Same feeling, DD . They will beat the Hawks

[Clipper Nation]

http://i.imgur.com/x1xM6gq.jpg

[Arcadian]

Actually they tanked to avoid the Bucks in first round and Cavs in second round :lol

:lol From conference finals aspirations to getting swept in round 1... :lol

[Venti Quattro]

592533914926854144

[lefty]

:lol Pierce
:lol those nigguhs and Drake getting what they deserve, it's wonderful

And :lol at "8 pages of hockey"