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Koolaid_Man
04-19-2015, 10:27 PM
However - I play this shit for em....panties drop every time...

I play this for the white queens....

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And i play this one for the ebony queens....

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And I play this for the latinas and Asians...

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bigzak25
04-19-2015, 10:35 PM
Your men wear panties?

Avante
04-19-2015, 10:52 PM
Kool

Google.....what makes a woman wet....ok? You can't seem to figure out what women really need. Dude, it's the little things, ok rookie? I realize you know some big boned gold tooth in their face hoes but they are faking the hard bitch routine, ok? Even those cheap ass hoes want a man to be considerate and romance them. Leave a little..."just thinking of you"...note on the frig. Those flowers at work. That..."let's fill the tank up and, head west".

Romance, little man, listen to them, make them feel important, the little things. Did I mention.....romance?

It's really easy to see why you are still a cherry boy slick, you have no idea what a woman is all about. Grown women would laugh at you. Hell, even a gutter slut would think twice about fucking a dinky dick little bitch like you.

Panties drop, hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTSuhdmP5Zw

Koolaid_Man
04-19-2015, 11:19 PM
Kool

Google.....what makes a woman wet....ok? You can't seem to figure out what women really need. Dude, it's the little things, ok rookie? I realize you know some big boned gold tooth in their face hoes but they are faking the hard bitch routine, ok? Even those cheap ass hoes want a man to be considerate and romance them.

Romance, little man, listen to them, make them feel important, the little things. Did I mention.....romance?



Huh....hey dude. Like Snoop said "We dont love them hoes"...

Fuck all that old man tricking and falling in love shit that you be doing....you're a fucking push ova and these hoes know it..the only bitches fucking you is that old ass judy and them skanks looking to take you for your social security check...:lol

Remember Pedovante:

jHoT-mVCKn0

Avante
04-19-2015, 11:27 PM
Huh....hey dude. Like Snoop said "We dont love them hoes"...

Fuck all that old man tricking and falling in love shit that you be doing....you're a fucking push ova and these hoes know it..the only bitches fucking you is that old ass judy and them skanks looking to take you for your social security check...:lol

Remember Pedovante:

jHoT-mVCKn0

Cherry boy I ran up and down the coast of Cali for 10 years, so many one night stands. I had the perfect formula, tall, good looking, tight ass and could dance and I.,....LISTENED. Woman love to yak yak and they adore a listener. You'd be too busy foaming at the mouth to listen. And if you think women don't want a guy who is romantic and considerate, why am I not surprised?

A rookie trying to peddle...I'm a real stud, honest I really am....hahahaha!!!!!!! You wouldn't know what a pussy looks like amigo.

The Reckoning
04-20-2015, 12:43 AM
now the club has gone to trolls talking to themselves like they grinded out the real posters and now its just rusted gears chewing into each other until the whole machine eats itself

Infinite_limit
04-20-2015, 12:45 AM
now the club has gone to trolls talking to themselves like they grinded out the real posters and now its just rusted gears chewing into each other until the whole machine eats itself
I'M STILL HERE!

Buddy Mignon
04-20-2015, 12:53 AM
Kool

Google.....what makes a woman wet....ok?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTSuhdmP5Zw


You have to google what makes a woman wet? :wow Some stud you are...:lol

Kool... he did bless you with a panty dropper, but no need to play a 3 hour mix of Luther, or give up rap. Pay that old fool no mind and follow my lead. Just put this timeless classic on repeat.

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Koolaid_Man
04-20-2015, 01:11 AM
You have to google what makes a woman wet? :wow Some stud you are...:lol

Kool... he did bless you with a panty dropper, but no need to play a 3 hour mix of Luther, or give up rap. Pay that old fool no mind and follow my lead. Just put this timeless classic on repeat.

ZYTxtHfqV6I


I know for a fact you da man....im not paying that old celebate toothless old white dude who has a fascination with black males any mind....he's my e entertainment....he's old...hes not even getting any pussy...talking about what he used to do to little kids...

The Reckoning
04-20-2015, 07:41 AM
I'M STILL HERE!


:bobo

mrsmaalox
04-20-2015, 08:46 AM
I'M STILL HERE!

:lol

Avante
04-21-2015, 03:49 AM
You have to google what makes a woman wet? :wow Some stud you are...:lol

Kool... he did bless you with a panty dropper, but no need to play a 3 hour mix of Luther, or give up rap. Pay that old fool no mind and follow my lead. Just put this timeless classic on repeat.

ZYTxtHfqV6I


I'll go slow half pint....

For those totally clueless like you/Kool ya need to Google everything ya can about women, it's pretty obvious neither of you little guys know shit about them.

Dude, I do talk about classey women not street hoes, ok? No lady listens to that silly ass junk, ok?

Nice little mix here little fella, so to keep it flowing smooth and easy ya switch over to the next video about 5 seconds before the previous one is over. Key words.....smooth & easy.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01FNEDKEoYk



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5ut--BZw3M




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzVZmt_TdR8


Young shits just starting out think it's all about hard and HARD and fast and jabjabjabjab.......ha~~~~~~~~ And that's cool with low rent hawgs, but when ya finally step up in class you'll learn it's all about.......slow and easy....ok rookie?

Avante
04-21-2015, 05:56 AM
You have a nice thing going on up there, then some punk kid ya know (like Kool) walks in and start playing this shit. She was thinking you had some class, a litle differert than the others who had no clue. Now she sees you are just another simple shit thinking she's just another hoe.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liZm1im2erU

Infinite_limit
04-21-2015, 12:14 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP912Y-xfdg

Buddy Mignon
04-21-2015, 12:18 PM
Avante... listen here son... Ive been with way more women than you have. The fact that you've been married most of your life and run a day care automatically takes you out of competition with me. I shouldn't even be wasting my time giving you my jewels. According to your own words... you've hunted for pussy in third world countries... there's no need to even set the mood for these sluts. You just fuck em, son. Why the need to pretend like women are sophisticated. Most of them just want to fuck. I shouldn't have to teach you this.

Koolaid_Man
04-21-2015, 01:55 PM
Avante... listen here son... Ive been with way more women than you have. The fact that you've been married most of your life and run a day care automatically takes you out of competition with me. I shouldn't even be wasting my time giving you my jewels. According to your own words... you've hunted for pussy in third world countries... there's no need to even set the mood for these sluts. You just fuck em, son. Why the need to pretend like women are sophisticated. Most of them just want to fuck. I shouldn't have to teach you this.

He can't respond right now....he's changing urine soaked diapers with a pedo smile on his face:

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Infinite_limit
04-21-2015, 04:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qic9R5Z61OE

Avante
04-21-2015, 06:13 PM
Avante... listen here son... Ive been with way more women than you have. The fact that you've been married most of your life and run a day care automatically takes you out of competition with me. I shouldn't even be wasting my time giving you my jewels. According to your own words... you've hunted for pussy in third world countries... there's no need to even set the mood for these sluts. You just fuck em, son. Why the need to pretend like women are sophisticated. Most of them just want to fuck. I shouldn't have to teach you this.

I'm a dancer, I should have danced professionally. Have never entered a contest and lost. Women love a dancer, they want to gobble you up. Many many times I've been sitting at the bar when I feel a tap on my shoulder...

cutie...ah...love the way you move, wanna dance?

Wish I had a buck foe everytime I've heard..."my friends are leaving if I stay can you take me home?"

Little guy, 6-2 240 pounds (back then) big blue eyes and magic dimples and can dance, now think about it son. I've had pussy in....

Hong Kong
Hawaii
San Francisco
Ukiah
Tokyo
Sacramento
Stockton
Singapore
Fresno
Seattle
Lass Vegas
Reno
Virginia City
Bangkok
Olpngapo
Modesto
Portland
San Diego
Mexico
Kobe
Kawloon
Visalia
Tulare
Porterville
Lodi
Los Angeles
Gorman
Kingsburg
Delano
San Jose
Oakland
Ducor
Hanford
Lemoore
Terra Bella
Huron
Sprngville
Three Rivers


So many women shorty, tall, short, blonde, black, brown, yellow, screamers, moaners, huge tits, tiny tits, cowgirls, basic hoes, expensive women, buy a bottle of wine women, coke freaks, religious freaks, uptown/ downtown.

Little man, I could write a best seller.."How To Make Any Woman Wet".

Trust me!

Koolaid_Man
04-21-2015, 06:26 PM
I'm a dancer

:lmao stopped reading after this...no need to go on....let me guess:

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Infinite_limit
04-21-2015, 06:34 PM
:lmao stopped reading after this...no need to go on....let me guess:

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Wouldn't let my young son [notice boy on right] watch. Would get his attention and discuss something

But this might be a group of broads filming

Avante
04-21-2015, 06:40 PM
:lmao stopped reading after this...no need to go on....let me guess:

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Right here we see the huge difference between a know nothing rookie like you and a know it all vet like me.

I have won two contests with Judy, with this....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpmILPAcRQo

ohmwrecker
04-21-2015, 06:42 PM
:lol Avante is a blowhard, but there is no fucking way Naruto is more successful with women. That's ridiculous.

Buddy Mignon
04-21-2015, 06:59 PM
I'm a dancer, I should have danced professionally. Have never entered a contest and lost. Women love a dancer, they want to gobble you up. Many many times I've been sitting at the bar when I feel a tap on my shoulder...

cutie...ah...love the way you move, wanna dance?

Wish I had a buck foe everytime I've heard..."my friends are leaving if I stay can you take me home?"

Little guy, 6-2 240 pounds (back then) big blue eyes and magic dimples and can dance, now think about it son. I've had pussy in....

Hong Kong
Hawaii
San Francisco
Ukiah
Tokyo
Sacramento
Stockton
Singapore
Fresno
Seattle
Lass Vegas
Reno
Virginia City
Bangkok
Olpngapo
Modesto
Portland
San Diego
Mexico
Kobe
Kawloon
Visalia
Tulare
Porterville
Lodi
Los Angeles
Gorman
Kingsburg
Delano
San Jose
Oakland
Ducor
Hanford
Lemoore
Terra Bella
Huron
Sprngville
Three Rivers


So many women shorty, tall, short, blonde, black, brown, yellow, screamers, moaners, huge tits, tiny tits, cowgirls, basic hoes, expensive women, buy a bottle of wine women, coke freaks, religious freaks, uptown/ downtown.

Little man, I could write a best seller.."How To Make Any Woman Wet".

Trust me!

You just keep making an ass out of yourself. You bragging to me about being able to dance is like me bragging to a gook about knowing how to fry rice. You had to learn how to dance... I'm hardwired for that shit. Smooth talker I am... that's right. I count roughly 40 cities you've tasted some pussy in. I got that count beat just within Cali alone. I've smashed porn stars... Playmates, Penthouse Pets... models of every race. I can prove this and am willing to put my dough where my mouth is. You're just talking shit, son.

Avante
04-21-2015, 07:05 PM
:lol Avante is a blowhard, but there is no fucking way Naruto is more successful with women. That's ridiculous.

That's the fun I have here. I was hearing..."you don't own all that music/books?" So I took some pictures and showed them right here. Then it was.."those aren't yours"...hahahahaha!!!!!!!

Little man, big good looking guy, former athlete, current bodybuiler, who knows music/sports and can dance, Why fight realty?

ohmwrecker
04-21-2015, 07:08 PM
Who are you talking to?

Avante
04-21-2015, 07:09 PM
You just keep making an ass out of yourself. You bragging to me about being able to dance is like me bragging to a gook about knowing how to fry rice. You had to learn how to dance... I'm hardwired for that shit. Smooth talker I am... that's right. I count roughly 40 cities you've tasted some pussy in. I got that count beat just within Cali alone. I've smashed porn stars... Playmates, Penthouse Pets... models of every race. I can prove this and am willing to put my dough where my mouth is. You're just talking shit, son.

Dude, do you learn how to be a running back? How about a sprinter? You either have it or ya don;t. Who learns to dance, you either have it or ya don't. You can't teach...rythmn.

Dude, I been fucking for over 45 years guy. Trust me half pint, I;ve had more ass than you , your daddy and his daddy combined, ok amigo?

Avante
04-21-2015, 07:12 PM
Who are you talking to?

You'll do.

ohmwrecker
04-21-2015, 07:13 PM
Naruto, you are a virgin fag and everyone here knows it. gtfo with that bullshit.

ohmwrecker
04-21-2015, 07:13 PM
You'll do.

I'm on your side, gramps.

Buddy Mignon
04-21-2015, 07:17 PM
I'm on your side, gramps.

Go ahead and hump his ass all you want... I don't swing that way.

ohmwrecker
04-21-2015, 07:19 PM
Go ahead and hump his ass all you want... I don't swing that way.

Fuck that noise. I give the old man as much shit as anyone. I just think you're full of shit. Deal with that, you micro dick fruit.

Infinite_limit
04-21-2015, 07:20 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg6MIuXrFf8

Avante
04-21-2015, 07:34 PM
I'm on your side, gramps.

I would be too.

Koolaid_Man
04-21-2015, 07:35 PM
Dude, do you learn how to be a running back? How about a sprinter? You either have it or ya don;t. Who learns to dance, you either have it or ya don't. You can't teach...rythmn.

Dude, I been fucking for over 45 years guy. Trust me half pint, I;ve had more ass than you , your daddy and his daddy combined, ok amigo?


Please exclude the 100 minors

Avante
04-21-2015, 07:47 PM
I ran the bars for 10 years before meeting Judy at 33 years of age, she was 21.

There me and a buddy named Stan (x-running back at Humbolt State) sat at a table at the Paul Bunyan Lounge in Porterville (Stan had beat me in a backgammon game which decided where'd we head that night, if I'd won...no Judy) so around midnight in walk three tall blondes. the bouncer must have knew they were coming because he let them in thru the back door. They had to walk right by our table. While they were all fine, the last one was amazing. Her ass looked to be painted on, incredible.

Avante...did you see that?
Stan...way out of your league.
Avante...oh really?
Stan...fuckin' A.

After they find a table.

Avante...watch this (band starts to play)
Stan...good luck.

Avante..hi.
Amazing..hi.
Avante...wanna dance?
Amazing..no thank you.
Avante... (crushed)..o-k.

sitting down.

Avante...fuck.
Stan..hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!
Avante..fuck you!

next song starts up

Amazing...hi
Avante...well hi.
Amazing...still wanna dance?
Avante...sure!

as we headed to the dance floor, I look back at Stan....":lol"
Stan:depressed

The rest is history so they say.

Avante
04-21-2015, 08:07 PM
Please exclude the 100 minors

First off stupid what is the age of consent in Thailand?

ohmwrecker
04-23-2015, 06:24 PM
I would be too.

Yes. You're slightly more convincing than the least believable poster on the board. Congratulations.

Avante
04-23-2015, 08:57 PM
Yes. You're slightly more convincing than the least believable poster on the board. Congratulations.

I took pictures of that world I talk about. There were those 10,000 books, those 6000 CD's/tapes. My football trophies, the weights, pictures of sprinters on the walls. And posted them here for all to see.

It isn't real obvious I know of what I speak? Why fight it so bad?

Koolaid_Man
04-23-2015, 08:59 PM
I took pictures of that world I talk about. There were those 10,000 books, those 6000 CD's/tapes. My football trophies, the weights, pictures of sprinters on the walls. And posted them here for all to see.

It isn't real obvious I know of what I speak? Why fight it so bad?

you still got a pecker the size of Krill no matter how much you try to rep us

Avante
04-23-2015, 09:02 PM
you still got a pecker the size of Krill no matter how much you try to rep us

Do you see me....OH MY GOD PUSSY YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSS.......well?

Grow up small fry, ok?