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cantthinkofanything
04-22-2015, 01:28 PM
It's a season or two old but it's the one where they go to Vegas and stay at the top level (which really isn't the top level).
The last scene with all the room switches is one of the funniest of all time IMO.

Maybe my second all time favorite is the intro to the Office where Dwight sets the intentional fire.

Avante
04-23-2015, 09:44 PM
You need a list amigo to save this shit.

"Willie"

Mays...baseballer
McCovey...baseballer
Galimore..Bears running back
Dearion...PV sprinter
Walker...Piedmont bluesman
Polk...TSU sprinter
Gault...Bears receiver
Thrower...Bears QB
Smith...Auburn 400m
McTell...Georgia bluesman
Harrison..Odessa JS sprinter
McIntest...Pats linebacker
Stargell...baseballer
Jones...ASU 400m
Richardson...Colts receiver
Wood...Packers DB
Adderley...400 hurdler

cantthinkofanything
04-23-2015, 09:47 PM
Dude. Respect the thread. Unlike you, I don't start threads and beg for people to post. If someone wants to talk about that particilular episode, then here is a place. If not, I get that too. And sometimes threads just stand on the OP alone.

Avante
04-23-2015, 09:51 PM
Dude. Respect the thread. Unlike you, I don't start threads and beg for people to post. If someone wants to talk about that particilular episode, then here is a place. If not, I get that too. And sometimes threads just stand on the OP alone.

Do I really have to direct you to that..TON...of threads you didn't respect? And, nobody here has knocked out more 20 page threads than myself. I hardly had to beg, hell shorty I even have threads just for me now.

You get no/little response slick, you need some Avante to rev up the engine.

cantthinkofanything
04-23-2015, 09:56 PM
Do I really have to direct you to that..TON...of threads you didn't respect? And, nobody here has knocked out more 20 page threads than myself. I hardly had to beg, hell shorty I even have threads just for me now.You get no/little response slick, you need some Avante to rev up the engine.I guess if you're posting in my threads, it means you're not with the children. So...there's that. Post away.

Clipper Nation
04-23-2015, 09:56 PM
I have never once laughed during an episode of Modern Family... don't know what shit they're trying to write, but it sure doesn't include jokes.

cantthinkofanything
04-23-2015, 09:57 PM
I have never once laughed during an episode of Modern Family... don't know what shit they're trying to write, but it sure doesn't include jokes.You probably don't understand any of it.

Avante
04-23-2015, 09:59 PM
I guess if you're posting in my threads, it means you're not with the children. So...there's that. Post away.

What day care provider has children at 8 o' clock at night, hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Why you ignore my..."ya shoot a fucking sick ass pedo"...???? Why do you totally ignore my stance on that?

Avante
04-23-2015, 10:00 PM
I have never once laughed during an episode of Modern Family... don't know what shit they're trying to write, but it sure doesn't include jokes.

Have you ever laughed...ever? You seem to be a miserable little shit.

Clipper Nation
04-23-2015, 10:02 PM
Have you ever laughed...ever? You seem to be a miserable little shit.

I laughed out loud when you claimed you could outrun Peyton Hillis. Also had a nice chuckle when Struggle Wilson threw that pick at the one-yard line.

Avante
04-23-2015, 10:11 PM
I laughed out loud when you claimed you could outrun Peyton Hillis. Also had a nice chuckle when Struggle Wilson threw that pick at the one-yard line.

I can outrun Peyton Hillis. What about...high school sprinter here...don't you get?

What NFLer is number one when it comes to his merchandise being sold?

Clipper Nation
04-23-2015, 10:46 PM
I can outrun Peyton Hillis. What about...high school sprinter here...don't you get?
:lmao


What NFLer is number one when it comes to his merchandise being sold?
What NFLer is number one when it comes to throwing interceptions at the one-yard line with a championship on the line?

Avante
04-23-2015, 10:52 PM
:lmao


What NFLer is number one when it comes to throwing interceptions at the one-yard line with a championship on the line?


Do you understand ...speed endurance/max velocity? Of course not. Hillis couldn't sustain/maintain a high % of MV, while being a former 400/100 cat, I can. I know.....huh????

Yep, Russell Wilson sucks!!!!!!!!!! If not for that monster D/running back he ain;t shit.

Clipper Nation
04-23-2015, 11:03 PM
Do you understand ...speed endurance/max velocity? Of course not. Hillis couldn't sustain/maintain a high % of MV, while being a former 400/100 cat, I can. I know.....huh????
Do you understand that Peyton Hillis would shit on your geriatric fat ass in a race?


Yep, Russell Wilson sucks!!!!!!!!!! If not for that monster D/running back he ain;t shit.
^ Truth bomb ^

Avante
04-23-2015, 11:14 PM
Do you understand that Peyton Hillis would shit on your geriatric fat ass in a race?


^ Truth bomb ^

Dude, will you ever figure out I;m into sprinting? Why do you think that is? Could it because I was a sprinter? Do you know anything at all about the mechanics involved? Do you get ...The Drive Phase..? How about...SE-speed endurance? I ran the 400m and the 100m, do you understand that at all? I could give Hillis a head start in the 100m, trust me.

Dude, why this need to never ever ever get anything right? You are always wrong, ALWAYS!

Infinite_limit
04-23-2015, 11:19 PM
Modern Family is really good. But this specific episode I can't remember

Clipper Nation
04-24-2015, 12:14 AM
Dude, will you ever figure out I;m into sprinting? Why do you think that is? Could it because I was a sprinter? Do you know anything at all about the mechanics involved? Do you get ...The Drive Phase..? How about...SE-speed endurance? I ran the 400m and the 100m, do you understand that at all? I could give Hillis a head start in the 100m, trust me.

Dude, why this need to never ever ever get anything right? You are always wrong, ALWAYS!

Dude, will you ever figure out that you're old, fat, and slow?

Avante
04-24-2015, 12:33 AM
Dude, will you ever figure out that you're old, fat, and slow?

Why this need to always deal with fantasies is amazing. Do you ever deal with realty?

I still run little fella, ok? Peyton Hilis couldn't break a 11.5 for a 100m if he could even run one. I was a 9.9 yards guy amigo. A 4.5 40 on grass.

Clipper Nation
04-24-2015, 12:43 AM
I still run little fella, ok?

http://i.imgur.com/LQeS4Dp.gif

Clipper Nation
04-24-2015, 12:44 AM
I was a 9.9 yards guy amigo. A 4.5 40 on grass.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfh4vh1edF1qfcbfro1_500.gif

Avante
04-24-2015, 12:52 AM
Now I must be gay, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stud trackster/footballer
Current lifter who also runs
Been married for over 30 years

Reality is your friend little guy ever give it a shot?

Clipper Nation
04-24-2015, 12:56 AM
Now I must be gay, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stud trackster/footballer
Current lifter who also runs
Been married for over 30 years

Reality is your friend little guy ever give it a shot?

http://i.imgur.com/b8RmiDY.gif

Avante
04-24-2015, 01:20 AM
http://i.imgur.com/b8RmiDY.gif


translation

Damn that Avante, he always kicks my ass. What a stud!

Clipper Nation
04-24-2015, 01:28 AM
translation

Damn that Avante, he always kicks my ass. What a stud!

http://i.imgur.com/hxY3G1m.jpg

SupremeGuy
04-24-2015, 10:44 AM
Holy shit. Assholes trying be more elitist than the next asshole. lol

Let me set the table for you faggots: Seinfeld, Curb, Arrested Development, Always Sunny, Archer, South Park, Chappelle Show, etc

cantthinkofanything
04-24-2015, 11:09 AM
Holy shit. Assholes trying be more elitist than the next asshole. lol

Let me set the table for you faggots: Seinfeld, Curb, Arrested Development, Always Sunny, Archer, South Park, Chappelle Show, etc

I used to looooooveee Seinfeld. Thought I'd always enjoy watching the reruns. But really can't stand it much now.

cantthinkofanything
04-24-2015, 11:12 AM
Modern Family is really good. But this specific episode I can't remember

I just looked it up. Season 5, Episode 18 called, "Las Vegas". Came out in 2014. It is damn funny.
I'd YouTube the funny scene but it's set up by the whole episode so it'd lose a lot.

The Gemini Method
04-24-2015, 11:28 AM
I just watch this show in hopes that one brunette's titties will magically pop out for all to see...

cantthinkofanything
04-24-2015, 11:40 AM
I just watch this show in hopes that one brunette's titties will magically pop out for all to see...

I think I have what you need...scroll down....




























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Infinite_limit
04-24-2015, 11:43 AM
I just watch this show in hopes that one brunette's titties will magically pop out for all to see...
Don't ignore

http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/4f872b9f69bedd3050000027/sarah-hyland.jpg

The Gemini Method
04-24-2015, 12:30 PM
Don't ignore

http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/4f872b9f69bedd3050000027/sarah-hyland.jpg Dem titties...

Infinite_limit
04-24-2015, 12:48 PM
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