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Malik Hairston
04-23-2015, 12:43 AM
With all those injuries, how does he even stand up, tbh?

Torn Achilles, strained hammy, broken ankles, missing fingers:wow

Darius Bieber
04-23-2015, 12:44 AM
Mills probably helps him up per par

Malik Hairston
04-23-2015, 12:44 AM
Oh, right..he has 14 million reasons per year to stand up:lol..

RD2191
04-23-2015, 12:44 AM
:lmao

TE
04-23-2015, 12:44 AM
:lmao

Floyd Pacquiao
04-23-2015, 12:46 AM
Oh, right..he has 14 million reasons per year to stand up:lol..
"Head of the snake" :lmao

FkLA
04-23-2015, 12:46 AM
:lmao

Don't forget the chronic flu that gave us that great Kerr moment in the '03 WCF tbh.

ElNono
04-23-2015, 12:46 AM
tbh, who quits quicker? Rondo or Tony?

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
04-23-2015, 12:46 AM
Not a TP hater.. but didn't Manu play with a broken fucking leg? You would think he would have came back when we needed a ball handler. I don't think he played terrible today (shot terrible).. but damn man he's got to be there for the team. Thank god for Patty.

FkLA
04-23-2015, 12:47 AM
Not a TP hater.. but didn't Manu play with a broken fucking leg? You would think he would have came back when we needed a ball handler. I don't think he played terrible today (shot terrible).. but damn man he's got to be there for the team. Thank god for Patty.

Are you kidding? MVPaddy doesn't have the chance to win this game without the Enrique quit.

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
04-23-2015, 12:48 AM
Are you kidding? MVPaddy doesn't have the chance to win this game without the Enrique quit.

I meant when Manu fouled out. Lets face it.. Patty isn't exactly a traditional PG and struggles with his handles. It worked out tonight.. but don't forget the run they went on in the fourth.

perfectdark
04-23-2015, 12:51 AM
TP just needs some face saving, ego's too sensitive I bet he convinces himself he has all these injuries
TP is a hypochondriac

ElNono
04-23-2015, 12:51 AM
I meant when Manu fouled out. Lets face it.. Patty isn't exactly a traditional PG and struggles with his handles. It worked out tonight.. but don't forget the run they went on in the fourth.

Patty is a rhythm guy, tbh... all that fouling kinda kills everything... I thought that's why Pop didn't hack in OT...

I'm with you though that Manu fouling out was big trouble, but we survived...

32fastest
04-23-2015, 12:51 AM
Plus the busted lip that he always checks for whenever fouled.

Leetonidas
04-23-2015, 12:52 AM
Man fuck this. I'm on board with y'all. Love TP overall for his tenure here but nigga stay on the fucking bench for the rest of the postseason

kaji157
04-23-2015, 12:52 AM
Not a TP hater.. but didn't Manu play with a broken fucking leg? You would think he would have came back when we needed a ball handler. I don't think he played terrible today (shot terrible).. but damn man he's got to be there for the team. Thank god for Patty.

No, Manu played on a broken elbow. And was the best player that series.

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
04-23-2015, 12:53 AM
No, Manu played on a broken elbow. And was the best player that series.

I meant this past postseason.

ElNono
04-23-2015, 12:54 AM
No, Manu played on a broken elbow. And was the best player that series.

Manu dunked on Bosh with a microfracture in his leg... look it up

james evans
04-23-2015, 12:55 AM
Parker is only injured when he's playing like shit. 30% of the time he's ok.

tmtcsc
04-23-2015, 12:55 AM
With a load of shame.

FkLA
04-23-2015, 12:57 AM
Plus the busted lip that he always checks for whenever fouled.

:lmao


I meant this past postseason.

Yep and Patty played with the fucked up shoulder. Meanwhile Rique quit in the biggest, toughest game of the year with a :cry sore wankle :cry.

TDfan2007
04-23-2015, 12:59 AM
Manu has played with a broken elbow in 2011 and stress fracture in his ankle during our title run last year. He's an absolute warrior. Timmy plays on one leg every fucking game. Warrior. Tony tries, but he's just not on the level of Manu or Timmy skill-wise to make up for the lack of burst the injuries plague him with.

FkLA
04-23-2015, 01:00 AM
Parker is only injured when he's playing like shit. 30% of the time he's ok.

Been saying it for years. The OKC quit last year, the year before that he was 'hobbled' vs Miami, pretty sure he quit against OKC in '12 at some point, Speedy Claxton, Steve Kerr, etc etc.

K...
04-23-2015, 01:00 AM
so of you guys have seriously lame self esteem. Parker is fine. He's been here. If he's injured he won't play, if he's 60% or more he'll go.

WE saw Tony turn an ankle last game. This isn't a phantom injury. He tried to play through it. Duncan carried the team. Mills was fine. Parker didnot quit, he can't move well enough to play, which is exactly what everyone here wanted am i not right there?

timtonymanu
04-23-2015, 01:00 AM
Plus the busted lip that he always checks for whenever fouled.

:lol

midnightpulp
04-23-2015, 01:01 AM
Not to beat this dead horse, but Parker playing is the only thing that can hold this team back from advancing. He can't move on defense and does nothing on offense. Time to shut it down and see what Patty/Cojo can do.

But we know he'll try to "warrior it."

K...
04-23-2015, 01:01 AM
but if its important to your ego to say he quit, by all accounts go ahead

Malik Hairston
04-23-2015, 01:54 PM
Any updates on his latest life-threatening injury, tbh?