If each of the Spurs (and coach) was a body part

[cantthinkofanything]

Pop - brain
Tim Duncan - shoulders
Leonard - abdomen
Splitter - arms
Green - hands
Parker - Achilles heel

[Dex]

Can we save this shit for the offseason?

[Dex]

On second thought, this is better than more of the Parker Wars, so...let us proceed.

[K...]

At least you didn't say penis. Good for you keeping the upstairs pg13.

[RD2191]

Parker should be the sphincter.

[ElNono]

Manu - heart (with a pacemaker right now, tbh)

[hater]

Parker - head. Of the snake

[RD2191]

Parker - head. Of the chode

[hater]

Manu - the leg of an Iraq vet that lost his legs in Iraq

[K...]

Mills is the pituitary gland.

Cojo is the liver

Booboo is he intestine and the glutes

Kawhi is the kidneys

[Pocho La Pantera]

Manu- dick all over Hater's face

[K...]

Also major fail if the claw is not the claw

[MateoNeygro]

All of this made me laugh super hard and I don't know why.

[MateoNeygro]

Manu - the leg of an Iraq vet that lost his legs in Iraq

Lol

[MateoNeygro]

Patty has to be the balls. Cause that dude's are clearly made of steel. He gives no fucks and shows up big in the biggest/most stressful moments.

[SpursFan86]

Patty has to be the balls. Cause that dude's are clearly made of steel. He gives no fucks and shows up big in the biggest/most stressful moments.

Patty is the right nut. Belli is the left nut that hangs lower, but is still important.

[dabom]

Pop - brain
Tim Duncan - shoulders
Leonard - abdomen
Splitter - arms
Green - hands
Parker - Achilles heel

:lmao

[spurraider21]

Pop - brain
Tim Duncan - shoulders
Leonard - abdomen
Splitter - arms
Green - hands
Parker - Achilles heel
no, we don't call him LDN for nothing

[Old School 44]

Kawhi - abdomen?
How can Kawhi not be the hands?

[Malik Hairston]

Pop- Brain(the brains of the operation)
Duncan- Back/Spine(the heavy lifting)
Kawhi- Core/Abdomen(at the centre of all the team's movements) and hands(of course)
Green- Penis(when it's on, the Spurs are always going in on the opposition)
Manu- Heart(obviously)
Diaw- Mouth(essential, and ya, he's fat)
Splitter- Ankles/Feet(body part most likely to get hurt in sports, but necessary in life, obviously)
Mills- Testicles
Belinelli- Ribs(hardest place to defend in a fight)
Ayres- Part between your balls and asshole
Parker- Penis on a 50-year old body(doesn't usually work anymore, but when it does, it can be special for a night)

[SpurPadre]

Bonner of course - asshole

[Emperor]

Splitter-vagina. If body was a female.

[Splits]

Pop- Brain(the brains of the operation)
Duncan- Back/Spine(the heavy lifting)
Kawhi- Core/Abdomen(at the centre of all the team's movements) and hands(of course)
Green- Penis(when it's on, the Spurs are always going in on the opposition)
Manu- Heart(obviously)
Diaw- Mouth(essential, and ya, he's fat)
Splitter- Ankles/Feet(body part most likely to get hurt in sports, but necessary in life, obviously)
Mills- Testicles
Belinelli- Ribs(hardest place to defend in a fight)
Ayres- Part between your balls and asshole
Parker- Penis on a 50-year old body(doesn't usually work anymore, but when it does, it can be special for a night)

:lol I believe that's called the taint

[BatManu20]

Bonner is the glutes, tbh, because he's ass.

[BatManu20]

:lol I believe that's called the taint

The Taint, gooch, bung, grundle, women's chin rest, etc.

[EVAY]

Pop- Brain(the brains of the operation)
Duncan- Back/Spine(the heavy lifting)

Manu- Heart(obviously)

Mills- Testicles


Agreed

[Sean Cagney]

Kawhi - abdomen?
How can Kawhi not be the hands?

^^^^^ This.
Bonner is the glutes, tbh, because he's ass.
I agree 100% on this.

[apalisoc_9]

Pop- Brain(the brains of the operation)
Duncan- Back/Spine(the heavy lifting)
Kawhi- Core/Abdomen(at the centre of all the team's movements) and hands(of course)
Green- Penis(when it's on, the Spurs are always going in on the opposition)
Manu- Heart(obviously)
Diaw- Mouth(essential, and ya, he's fat)
Splitter- Ankles/Feet(body part most likely to get hurt in sports, but necessary in life, obviously)
Mills- Testicles
Belinelli- Ribs(hardest place to defend in a fight)
Ayres- Part between your balls and asshole
Parker- Penis on a 50-year old body(doesn't usually work anymore, but when it does, it can be special for a night)

:lmao

[FlAVaK]

Belinelli- Ribs(hardest place to defend in a fight)

:lol

[-21-]

Patty is the right nut. Belli is the left nut that hangs lower, but is still important.
:lol

[wildcardX]

Duncan bored, on the internet, and reading this thread.
Parker walks into the locker room.

Duncan(pointing): "Haha, you're a 50 year old penis."
Parker(runs to Pop): "Pop, I can't believe they call me 50 year old penis. I'm French, nothing wrong with my penis."
Pop: " Tony, what did I tell you last time? Keep it in your pants."
Parker(wide eyed like he's arguing a call): "but Pop......POP!"
Ayres(walks in pissed): "What the fuck! Why am I in between a dick and an asshole?"

[cantthinkofanything]

Kawhi - abdomen?How can Kawhi not be the hands?IDK. That's better. And Manu as the heart is good too. I really only had one player in mind. The rest was just filler.

[cantthinkofanything]

Bonner of course - assholeBonner should be appendix. It doesn't serve any function and yet somehow, there it is.

[phxspurfan]

Ayers public hairs. long ones

[phxspurfan]

Parker brain tumor

[DJR210]

Parker brain tumor

:lol

[SpurPadre]

Bonner should be appendix. It doesn't serve any function and yet somehow, there it is.

:lol