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Thebesteva
04-26-2015, 07:50 PM
:lol UFC
:lol Trying to compete with boxing
:lol Getting caught with cocaine just months ago and making him go to a 1 day rehab
:lol Saying how proud he is of Jon Jones fight against cocaine
:lol Advertising a tranny as elite fighting
:lol Having a fake press conference to compete with Floyd

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http://www.mmanews.com/jon-jones-involved-in-horrible-accident-runs-from-the-scene-out-of-ufc-187-title-fight/

In other news, watch Dana make a fake press conference presser to criticize Floyd.

:lol Meltdown


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYw0XSvuWrg

Clipper Nation
04-26-2015, 07:52 PM
:lmao MMGay
:lmao Most pathetic "sport" in the world, other than povertyball

You know it's sad when their "biggest name" can check into rehab, fail steroid tests multiple times, get into a hit and run and snort cocaine all just in the past few months, and it's not front-page news because nobody gives a shit :lol

Venti Quattro
04-26-2015, 07:52 PM
:lmao MMGay

Thebesteva
04-26-2015, 07:53 PM
:lmao MMGay
:lmao Most pathetic "sport" in the world, other than povertyball

You know it's sad when their "biggest name" can check into rehab, fail steroid tests multiple times, get into a hit and run and snort cocaine all just in the past few months, and it's not front-page news because nobody gives a shit :lol

:lol Damn that was brutal but true

Clipper Nation
04-26-2015, 07:54 PM
Cry Havoc

baseline bum
04-26-2015, 07:54 PM
LOL homosexual grappling

Spur-Addict
04-26-2015, 07:56 PM
Some people can't handle the success. He can handle that coke though. I guess it's better than HGH or some shit

baseline bum
04-26-2015, 07:56 PM
:lmao MMGay
:lmao Most pathetic "sport" in the world, other than povertyball

You know it's sad when their "biggest name" can check into rehab, fail steroid tests multiple times, get into a hit and run and snort cocaine all just in the past few months, and it's not front-page news because nobody gives a shit :lol

Soccer is way better than watching homo fapping material.

Clipper Nation
04-26-2015, 07:56 PM
Soccer is way better than watching homo fapping material.

Soccer is homo fapping material.

baseline bum
04-26-2015, 08:00 PM
Soccer is homo fapping material.

Soccer players may be faggots figuratively, but MMA is the gay man's version of Ultimate Surrender (http://www.ultimatesurrender.com).

Floyd Pacquiao
04-26-2015, 08:02 PM
LOL homosexual grappling

Buddy Mignon
04-26-2015, 08:17 PM
Arum goes ape shit on MMGAY. The mud slinging starts at 4:25 throughout.

yE_tsPatoBU

100%duncan
04-26-2015, 08:18 PM
Oh wow. With GSP retiring, Silva caught with drugs, and now this. RIP UFC.

Trill Clinton
04-26-2015, 08:30 PM
frontrow brian getting a lot of heat right now


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http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/4/26/8501011/report-jon-jones-out-of-ufc-187-fight-with-anthony-johnson

BatManu20
04-26-2015, 08:31 PM
:lol Getting caught with cocaine just months ago and making him go to a 1 day rehab


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDjY_gyUsAAGcay.jpg:large

100%duncan
04-26-2015, 08:31 PM
Of course Dana will be all over this

UZER
04-26-2015, 08:46 PM
frontrow brian getting a lot of heat right now


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http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/4/26/8501011/report-jon-jones-out-of-ufc-187-fight-with-anthony-johnson

Dana paying money to hush hush

Blizzardwizard
04-26-2015, 08:48 PM
:lmao MMGay
:lmao Most pathetic "sport" in the world, other than povertyball

You know it's sad when their "biggest name" can check into rehab, fail steroid tests multiple times, get into a hit and run and snort cocaine all just in the past few months, and it's not front-page news because nobody gives a shit :lol

Nope, Beisbol or Golf cover that shit.

unforeseen
04-26-2015, 08:54 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDjY_gyUsAAGcay.jpg:large

:lmao

jeebus
04-26-2015, 08:55 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDjY_gyUsAAGcay.jpg:large
:lmao:lmao:lmao


tbh MMGay reached its peak about 10 years ago. Everyone was watching that shit, Ultimate Fighter was a huge hit, it didn't matter that half the match was two guys in the missionary position while sweating and grunting. Now...lol. It's all gay, no one gives a shit about it, and the Tapout brand is associated with barebacking faggots who coat each other's large intestine with some POZ.

spurraider21
04-26-2015, 09:03 PM
i was a fan of the ufc scene around the time of ufc 100... a lot of big names. lesnar, gsp, silva, etc. once the starpower faded, so did my interest. then again, thats basically boxing nowadays too. if mayweather retires, nobody here would ever talk boxing.

m>s
04-26-2015, 09:07 PM
But I thought this forum was staunchly pro homosexual

Mitch
04-26-2015, 09:09 PM
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UZER
04-26-2015, 09:39 PM
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:lol dat first gif

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
04-26-2015, 09:51 PM
Jones would still probably beat the shit out of any boxer :lol

baseline bum
04-26-2015, 09:54 PM
Jones would still probably beat the shit out of any boxer :lol

I doubt it, he'd probably just pull his shorts down and bend over.

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
04-26-2015, 09:55 PM
I doubt it, he'd probably just pull his shorts down and bend over.
We're talking about a coke head man :lol he would bend over and not feel a thing

RD2191
04-26-2015, 09:56 PM
both sports are trash now tbh.

Splits
04-26-2015, 09:58 PM
What's wrong with doing blo?

ezau
04-26-2015, 11:56 PM
Arum goes ape shit on MMGAY. The mud slinging starts at 4:25 throughout.

yE_tsPatoBU

'Guys rolling around like homosexuals on the ground' 5:35 mark. :lol

IronMaxipad
04-27-2015, 01:21 AM
MMA is dead.

Thebesteva
04-27-2015, 08:46 PM
Official warrent with details released...jesus christ JJ its over for you man

http://www.cabq.gov/police/documents/criminal-complaint-arrest-warrant-affidavit-jonathan-jones-april-27-2015.pdf/

Highlights

- Jon Jones (JJ) ran a red light and hit a few cars including a pregnant woman in a vehicle

- Pregnant woman is saying she is about to pass out, shes in pain. She needs to go to a hospital

- JJ Comes out of his car and looks hurt, doesn't ask if anyone is ok. Grabs some money and just tells them to not tell anyone and instead just gets back into his car and speeds off.

- ABQ police continuously call him and ask him to turn himself in and he refuses to. Suspicion is that he was asking Dana and experts how to clean his system of drugs

- I am not sure of this part but other forums are suggesting its been confirmed he had coke on him and results are waiting to come out.

Is it me or does the first 3 parts of this scenario sound eerily familiar to the no country for old men ending?

RD2191
04-28-2015, 10:20 PM
Stripped of title suspended by UFC.

http://espn.go.com/mma/

Thebesteva
04-28-2015, 10:39 PM
Stripped of title suspended by UFC.

http://espn.go.com/mma/

HOLY shit, good job UFC. Makes them appear more legit this way to the media

Thebesteva
04-28-2015, 10:41 PM
Cormier to replace Jones

http://108.imagebam.com/download/9inrNU3oURUvTW-k4NbbnA/40658/406576124/lolol.gif

Infinite_limit
04-28-2015, 11:00 PM
What's wrong with doing blo? http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uk-oPxLl1jU

Kidd K
04-29-2015, 12:45 AM
"Our fighters are the best in the world". Yeah, when they're high on crack and PCP and pumped full of roids and shit. :lmao

Thebesteva
04-29-2015, 09:40 PM
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Malik Hairston
04-29-2015, 09:48 PM
Why would they strip him of his belt, tbh? Pretty stupid and illogical..

K...
04-29-2015, 10:00 PM
Why would they strip him of his belt, tbh? Pretty stupid and illogical..

cuz, he's drugges up and they don't want him to be tested? Because a crack head can't fight? Jon Jones has been a shitty champ lately, he rarely fights. This is the dumbest fake belt holder i've ever seen, but basically, they had to save the PPV so it's a fake belt fight.


It's funny, the anti UFC stuff is so self evidently based on shallow opinions. So you turn gay when guys wrestle? I feel bad for you son. When you get older, those unwanted boners are less of an issue. For you older guys, chill, being HOMO isn't that bad anymore, there's help out there.

K...
04-29-2015, 10:06 PM
Arum goes ape shit on MMGAY. The mud slinging starts at 4:25 throughout.

yE_tsPatoBU

all i see is an alhzheiner man and third rate media personality trying to sell tickets for their respective. Skinheads, lol. WGAF is NAzis are fighting? HHahahah "boxing talent" a bunch of nobodies straggling over scraps in a corrupt sport. All the damn chips being spilt on two over the hill "stars"

Old man who can't get it up anymore talking about "guys rolling around on the ground" lol, if that's what you see that's what you see.

Then at the end he admits "all of promotional business stuff in UFC has us beat" LOL, it's a shitty product, but were trying to emulated it.


Then that last part "neither the mexicans, phillipinos, and the blacks" LOL admitting boxing is for dieing white men and 2nd class minorities.

Clipper Nation
04-29-2015, 10:09 PM
Why would they strip him of his belt, tbh? Pretty stupid and illogical..
Because unlike real sports, where people actually care about historical records regardless of how they were attained, nobody gives a shit about MMGay so they can do whatever they want.

Thebesteva
04-29-2015, 10:35 PM
cuz, he's drugges up and they don't want him to be tested? Because a crack head can't fight? Jon Jones has been a shitty champ lately, he rarely fights. This is the dumbest fake belt holder i've ever seen, but basically, they had to save the PPV so it's a fake belt fight.


It's funny, the anti UFC stuff is so self evidently based on shallow opinions. So you turn gay when guys wrestle? I feel bad for you son. When you get older, those unwanted boners are less of an issue. For you older guys, chill, being HOMO isn't that bad anymore, there's help out there.

Theyve given him a few chances...Dana has been protecting Jon for years. This is actually his second accident, he hit a tree two years ago and drug speculations swirled. Hes trying to save his best fighters life actually

Here's Dana's take on it


"A lot of people know, Jon's had a lot of chances," White said on ESPN's SportsNation, according to MMAFighting.com's Shaun Al-Shatti (http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/4/29/8517619/dana-white-on-jon-jones-jon-s-had-a-lot-of-chances-this-one-was-his). "This one was his last chance. He's got to handle his business outside of the Octagon and then we'll see where he goes from there."The details of the alleged incident involve a man of Jones' description fleeing the scene on foot, while the police found marijuana and documents containing Jones' name inside the crashed vehicle.
After Jones' arrest, the UFC handed him an indefinite suspension, and stripped him of the light heavyweight title.
"Obviously he's one of our biggest stars," White said. "He was on his way to becoming one of the greatest ever, and he's got some legal problems he's got to deal with now. So we suspended him, stripped him of the title, and he's got some work to do outside of the sport. Then we'll decide when he comes back."

100%duncan
04-30-2015, 12:15 AM
Why would they strip him of his belt, tbh? Pretty stupid and illogical..

Because he can't defend it given the circumstances. Maybe if he wasnt such an idiot. Plain and simple.