I just don't understand my Laker brethren anymore

[Thebesteva]

http://forums.lakersground.net/viewtopic.php?t=173278

I'm a Laker fan till the end, despite everyone I know jumping on the faggot ass Clipper bandwagon I will always be a Laker fan. However, I just don't get why they have so much faith in Kobe returning to form.

Thread asks what we expect from Kobe next season and 90% of the responses are somewhere in the range of "60-72 games, 25/5/5" or "You know he's aiming for the 6th, well see what happens." Seriously, as a fan base, we are just too stupid this last few seasons to understand Kobe is shot. Kobe fans remind me of Tyson fans when he lost like 2-3 times in a row and they were still waiting for the old Mike to return.

When the F will we move on from the Kobestans?

Here are some gems

I think 35/7/7 on 55% shooting is a realistic prediction for him.







I'm gonna be conservative like the other posters and say 31/8/6 while achieving the 50-40-90 stat in less than 30 minutes per game. Cause you know, hes only going into his 19th season off the cusp of two major injuries so he should be putting up prime numbers.





It would be so amazing if he goes out with a 6th ring we all know that is what he's aiming to do.


My hope

25/5/5 47%

What will probably happen

27/4/4 44%

[Thebesteva]

Mark my words, I'll bump this thread when it happens again just like I said 2 years ago. Kobe might return and play 30 games tops, the team will miss the playoffs and then he'll sit out the rest of the season. I said this to my Laker friends before this season and they were swearing Kobe would dominate and lead this team at least to the first round.

[Killakobe81]

He is done as an elite player but stop acting like that's all Lakers fans .Even if Kobe gives the occasional throw back game he can't stay healthy . .and why not call out fans on LG instead of here? Are you looking for validation? Support? Ok I agree.
Last you got some bitches-made friends ...none of my boys abandoned ship they just don't watch many games as we suck but they don't switch sides like a bi sexual

[midnightpulp]

The congregation (Lakersground) just refuses to believe what is evident.

Calling ClipperNation :lol

http://www.impawards.com/2014/posters/gods_not_dead.jpg

[Strange Love]

30 8 6 is going conservative?

Truth is, guy hasn't play in almost 2 seasons. He's not just going to adjust on the dot.

[z0sa]

Kobe is beyond done, tbh.

[TDMVPDPOY]

those faggots are like the faggots upstairs, still thinkn enrique still has game...

duncan sucked on purpose to see if this coatrider still has anything in the tank, has had jackshit since day 1...now duncan has exposed the wanker, he has started to take over the keys and beasting going all guns blazing...unlike the turd who has surrendered

[DMC]

Mark my words, I'll bump this thread when it happens again just like I said 2 years ago. Kobe might return and play 30 games tops, the team will miss the playoffs and then he'll sit out the rest of the season. I said this to my Laker friends before this season and they were swearing Kobe would dominate and lead this team at least to the first round.

You seem to say a lot of things. Oddly enough you abort the shitty takes.

Below is a prime example circa 2013:


Spurs fans are kidding themselves if they are happy about facing the Lakers in the 1st. Just goes to show you the lack of basketball knowledge on this board. I'm not saying the Lakers would win, but it would be a series. And for an old team, the last thing you want is anything past a 5 game series in the 1st round. Sperms last season they are relevant tbh. Then they fade into Cleveland Cavaliers level soon when Duncan retires.

[Koolaid_Man]

http://forums.lakersground.net/viewtopic.php?t=173278

I'm a Laker fan till the end, despite everyone I know jumping on the faggot ass Clipper bandwagon I will always be a Laker fan. However, I just don't get why they have so much faith in Kobe returning to form.

Thread asks what we expect from Kobe next season and 90% of the responses are somewhere in the range of "60-72 games, 25/5/5" or "You know he's aiming for the 6th, well see what happens." Seriously, as a fan base, we are just too stupid this last few seasons to understand Kobe is shot. Kobe fans remind me of Tyson fans when he lost like 2-3 times in a row and they were still waiting for the old Mike to return.

When the F will we move on from the Kobestans?

Here are some gems

First off I'm not your brother you fucking redneck hillbilly....2nd who cares that you're a Laker fan..you probably cant even hoop and I dont respect the opinion of people who cant hoop worth a shit.....that means 99% of you white boys..and every single white boy on this site :lol

[DJR210]

First off I'm not your brother you fucking redneck hillbilly....2nd who cares that you're a Laker fan..you probably cant even hoop and I dont respect the opinion of people who cant hoop worth a shit.....that means 99% of you white boys..and every single white boy on this site :lol

You fucking wide nose black ass African , you can't hoop..what do you play where you're from? Chase the monkey?

[Xevious]

There's Laker fans and then there's Kobe fans. Kobe fans don't give two two shits about the team. The only thing that matters is Kobe's ppg.

[Clipper Nation]

I'm predicting he'll set a record for lowest box plus/minus ever... maybe -90? :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

You fucking wide nose black ass African , you can't hoop..what do you play where you're from? Chase the monkey?

:sleep

Come with some new shit dipshit....entertain me or get the fuck on

[gnsf0946]

Those first 2 quotes are obvious troll posts, are you that naive OP?

[Killakobe81]

Those first 2 quotes are obvious troll posts, are you that naive OP?

Great point but even the guy that said 27 4 4 on 44% ... how is this version of Kobe gonna score 27 points ppg? Even with 30 shots per game?! Delusional. IF Kobe can hit 20 ppg on 20 shotes per game that would be impressive.

[Warlord23]

I agree with the Laker faithful and Dale who expect 25-5-5 at 50%:
- 25 bricks
- 5 turnovers
- 5 death stares at teammates/coaches
- embarrassed on the defensive end in 50% of the opponent's possessions

[The Gemini Method]

Lot of Kobestans up in LG...partially why I migrated to this cesspool.

[whitemamba]

OP is our version of CN

[Killakobe81]

OP is our version of CN

Lol

[Killakobe81]

Lot of Kobestans up in LG...partially why I migrated to this cesspool.

Exactly

[The Gemini Method]

Lot of Kobestans up in LG...partially why I migrated to this cesspool. Haha. CN over in the Politics section worried about his fellow Korean Brethren losing their liquor stores in Charm City...

[Mitch]

TBE, you know those Laker forums are as bad as the Spurs section upstairs where droves of people are convinced Anthony Davis will become a Spur.

[MultiTroll]

:cry http://cdn29.elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/151.png:cry

[Mitch]

Tough times for this guy, the biggest Laker fan of all (literally)
http://i.imgur.com/DLsu5yz.jpg

[The Gemini Method]

Fuck...at least wear a clean shirt to meet the bottom rung of the Laker girls...

[whitemamba]

First off I'm not your brother you fucking redneck hillbilly....2nd who cares that you're a Laker fan..you probably cant even hoop and I dont respect the opinion of people who cant hoop worth a shit.....that means 99% of you white boys..and every single white boy on this site :lol

Sorry kool, u my nigga but I'd fuck ur shit up one on one.

[Agloco]

Can't wait for Kawhi to take a huge dump on him.

[Chris]

Fuck...at least wear a clean shirt to meet the bottom rung of the Laker girls...

That's probably sweat or drool or both tbh

[MI21]

Tough times for this guy, the biggest Laker fan of all (literally)
http://i.imgur.com/DLsu5yz.jpg

Fuck that guy would smell. Poor Laker girls, tbh

[-21-]

The second one seems sarcastic.

:lol nonetheless

[TDMVPDPOY]

Can't wait for Kawhi to take a huge dump on him.

the chances of that happening is never in his life t ime and ours...

cripple has been avoiding kawhi for 4 years...

[Thebesteva]

OP is our version of CN

Go bold yourself faggot

[whitemamba]

Go bold yourself faggot

:cry

[Thebesteva]

:cry

That was harsh

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2014/01/dr-evil-crying1.gif

[whitemamba]

That was harsh

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2014/01/dr-evil-crying1.gif

material is on point.