Best Way to Get to Heaven

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Wanted to get a gauge of what people's thoughts were on how to best get to heaven. Remember there are no right answers so try to keep the indignant butthurt to a minimum.

[Avante]

Keep in mind we are assuming there is a Heaven.

You want to turn your life over to Jesus Christ and be baptisted and then obey the commandments and worship the Lord.

[SnakeBoy]

Wanted to get a gauge of what people's thoughts were on how to best get to heaven. Remember there are no right answers so try to keep the indignant butthurt to a minimum.

It is not possible to earn your way into heaven based on merit. So live a fulfilling life knowing you are forgiven and salvation has already been granted unto you.

[Buddy Mignon]

Depends on your idea of heaven? I'd like to get rid of the trouble makers and stay here on earth forever.

Become the Good Samaritan

[Blake]

So live a fulfilling life knowing you are forgiven and salvation has already been granted unto you.

Or living a murderous life. Same difference as far as heaven and forgiveness go

[SnakeBoy]

Or living a murderous life. Same difference as far as heaven and forgiveness go

Stop thinking about getting even with your wife. It's not her fault you didn't satisfy her.

[Blake]

Stop thinking about getting even with your wife. It's not her fault you didn't satisfy her.

That ad hominem was incredibly speedy, even for you

[AlexJones]

Fuzzylumpkins is a faggot

[2pac > Kobe]

in my honest opinion, Treat niggas how u want to be treated and u get to go to heaven , thats just my opinion

[m>s]

None of those options are the way to get into heaven

[Mitch]

None of those options are the way to get into heaven

Do you think Hitler made it to heaven? Serious question, assuming heaven is true.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Riveting poll results.

[m>s]

Do you think Hitler made it to heaven? Serious question, assuming heaven is true.
Yes unless on the 1% chance he actually did order the mass gassing of 6 million Jews in so called gas chambers that weren't air right and would have leaked and killed the guards

hitler was a great man

[Mitch]

Yes unless on the 1% chance he actually did order the mass gassing of 6 million Jews in so called gas chambers that weren't air right and would have leaked and killed the guards

hitler was a great man

Have you seen David Cole's investigation on the subject? He brings up some very questionable aspects of the halocaust that nobody wants to discuss like the walls of the gas chambers not having any blue staining which would indicate the use of Zyklon B. They said he's been living a second life after threats from Mossad.

[m>s]

Have you seen David Cole's investigation on the subject? He brings up some very questionable aspects of the halocaust that nobody wants to discuss like the walls of the gas chambers not having any blue staining which would indicate the use of Zyklon B. They said he's been living a second life after threats from Mossad.
Yes he was definitely threatened into changing his tune but his original work was great, I can't really conceptualize a reality where the holocaust actually happened there are just too many red flags. Part of understanding that is reading David Coles work and the points that he makes. There are hundreds of holes in the story, for one we basically just took the soviets word on it for the camps in the east and they were known liars. First they electrocuted them, made lamps and soap out of them, the stories were outrageous. I think what little evidence exists was staged with bodies of those that Stalin had killed personally.

[Mitch]

Yes he was definitely threatened into changing his tune but his original work was great, I can't really conceptualize a reality where the holocaust actually happened there are just too many red flags. Part of understanding that is reading David Coles work and the points that he makes. There are hundreds of holes in the story, for one we basically just took the soviets word on it for the camps in the east and they were known liars. First they electrocuted them, made lamps and soap out of them, the stories were outrageous. I think what little evidence exists was staged with bodies of those that Stalin had killed personally.

I wouldn't trust the Soviets about anything regarding the war either, Stalin wanted history to strike out Hitler's name. You also have Cole pointing out the sheer logistics, the amount of bodies per day that would need to be exterminated was beyond the capacity of any of the camps - especially treblinka.

[m>s]

And the lack of actual air right gas chambers and cyanide residue, and the fact that one of the major camps I forget which one is a reconstruction that they've been trying to pass off as the main thing all this time

[redzero]

Die in the womb? Can't really sin there.

[DMC]

Die in the womb? Can't really sin there.
Depends on your religion.

Christians believe you get to heaven by the grace of God, and nothing you can do gets you there, that it's a gift you just accept and live as if you believe it. The pre-Jesus dudes didn't see it that way, the Jews don't see it that way, and most other religions that believe in some grand forever after life don't see it that way.

Modern day Christians have basically built a user friendly god.

[angrydude]

Trick question: there is no hell therefore everyone goes to heaven

[baseline bum]

Trick question: there is no hell therefore everyone goes to heaven

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[Clipper Nation]

"By flying my cucktainer there."

- Blake

[Avante]

What do people/Angels actually do in Heaven? No football, no blues (how can ya be blue in Heaven) no MMA. How do ya spend your days? I;m guessing no more sex.

Do we have nights and days in Heaven? Do you no longer brush your teeth/shower/shave?

[Buddy Mignon]

What do people/Angels actually do in Heaven? No football, no blues (how can ya be blue in Heaven) no MMA. How do ya spend your days? I;m guessing no more sex.

Do we have nights and days in Heaven? Do you no longer brush your teeth/;shower/shave?


That's what I'm saying!!! You see... we do have something in common. I like a stiff drink from time to time. I'm going to Vegas to see the fight... no tickets, but I'll be there. Lots of girls... some gambling... and I'm sure to bag something. No Mastros Steakhouse. No massage parlors. Can I jet ski? Snowmobile? Raft the Colorado? What's so good about heaven?

[Buddy Mignon]

What do people/Angels actually do in Heaven? No football, no blues (how can ya be blue in Heaven) no MMA. How do ya spend your days? I;m guessing no more sex.

Do we have nights and days in Heaven? Do you no longer brush your teeth/shower/shave?

Plus you'll have no blues in heaven. It'll all be like Katie Perry or some shit. Imagine me not being able to listen to Prince!!!

[Avante]

That's what I'm saying!!! You see... we do have something in common. I like a stiff drink from time to time. I'm going to Vegas to see the fight... no tickets, but I'll be there. Lots of girls... some gambling... and I'm sure to bag something. No Mastros Steakhouse. No massage parlors. Can I jet ski? Snowmobile? Raft the Colorado? What's so good about heaven?

Been to Vega about a half dozen times, just long ago. Being a gambler I'd love living there. Only drink on the weekends, I know, weird!

What do you do in Heaven? Who wants to float around all day among the flowers just ..lalala.....oouch~~~~~~~

[Blake]

"By flying my cucktainer there."

- Blake

What's a cucktainer? Explain in vivid detail.

[Blake]

What do you do in Heaven? Who wants to float around all day among the flowers just ..lalala.....oouch~~~~~~~

Billions of people believe in heaven. Using your usual appeal to the masses technique, that means you should too

[Avante]

Billions of people believe in heaven. Using your usual appeal to the masses technique, that means you should too

That right there tells me you really don't pay attention.

[cantthinkofanything]

That right there tells me you really don't pay attention.

Hey Faggot Jones...quiz for you...

Which one doesn't belong...

1) pray and focus on being good
2) be kind to your fellow man
3) help the poor
4) have sex with underage kids

[it's me]

To get to heaven .... take plane. To live eternally :lmao wait until science finds a way to stop our cells from aging.

[Blake]

To get to heaven .... take plane. To live eternally :lmao wait until science finds a way to stop our cells from aging.

And then finds another planet for humans to live on

[Blake]

That right there tells me you really don't pay attention.

Yeah it's honestly gotten to the point where I see your posts and hear Charlie Brown's wahwahwah teacher in my head

[Avante]

So there ya are in Heaven, now what?

[Avante]

Yeah it's honestly gotten to the point where I see your posts and hear Charlie Brown's wahwahwah teacher in my head

Right there is why we can't get along, I'm way way past Charlie Brown.

[The Reckoning]

cool poll bro

[Blake]

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[Avante]

what about his sister

Blake, we both know you get the navy thing, ok?

[AntiChrist]

Best way to get to Heaven?

Worship me.

[byrontx]

Bad news for Hitler, if he goes to Hell. There's 6 million pissed off Jews waiting for him.