How on earth is Parker still looking fat?

[objective]

The other day I watched the 2007 title video and was struck by how different Tony looked.

Gone was the two-chinned bloated looking guy who dribbles and bricks, and instead there was a lean, defined, sharp jawed master of the game.

He's been overweight all year. How is this possible? How does he not slim down over the course of the season? How can old man Duncan be dedicated enough to keep his weight down and Parker can't?

What is going on? Will he ever slim down?

[Johnny RIngo]

He's a selfish fat pig with no work ethic. He's been here since he was 19 and in all that time never learned how to shoot, pass, or defend. Low IQ, Eurotrash piece of shit with no shame(from France - what do you expect). He's always been an overrated choke artist going back to his early years with the team. Piggybacking actual players with real talent like Tim and Manu his whole career while putting in no work to improve his own game. Why else does he look washed up age 32? Fat motherfucker will no doubt enjoy that $45 mil extension while he continues to use his off-seasons playing for that shitstain of a country he calls home. Fuck this asshole.

[RD2191]

:lmao

[HI-FI]

He's a selfish fat pig with no work ethic. He's been here since he was 19 and in all that time never learned how to shoot, pass, or defend. Low IQ, Eurotrash piece of shit with no shame(from France - what do you expect). He's always been an overrated choke artist going back to his early years with the team. Piggybacking actual players with real talent like Tim and Manu his whole career while putting in no work to improve his own game. Why else does he look washed up age 32? Fat motherfucker will no doubt enjoy that $45 mil extension while he continues to use his off-seasons playing for that shitstain of a country he calls home. Fuck this asshole.
:lol
i can't improve upon this.

[ffadicted]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aF6RJCfqf4

:depressed

[Twisted_Dawg]

He's a selfish fat pig with no work ethic. He's been here since he was 19 and in all that time never learned how to shoot, pass, or defend. Low IQ, Eurotrash piece of shit with no shame(from France - what do you expect). He's always been an overrated choke artist going back to his early years with the team. Piggybacking actual players with real talent like Tim and Manu his whole career while putting in no work to improve his own game. Why else does he look washed up age 32? Fat motherfucker will no doubt enjoy that $45 mil extension while he continues to use his off-seasons playing for that shitstain of a country he calls home. Fuck this asshole.

:toast

[DieHardSpursFan1537]

He's a selfish fat pig with no work ethic. He's been here since he was 19 and in all that time never learned how to shoot, pass, or defend. Low IQ, Eurotrash piece of shit with no shame(from France - what do you expect). He's always been an overrated choke artist going back to his early years with the team. Piggybacking actual players with real talent like Tim and Manu his whole career while putting in no work to improve his own game. Why else does he look washed up age 32? Fat motherfucker will no doubt enjoy that $45 mil extension while he continues to use his off-seasons playing for that shitstain of a country he calls home. Fuck this asshole.

11/10

[Clipper Nation]

The other day I watched the 2007 title video and was struck by how different Tony looked.

Gone was the two-chinned bloated looking guy who dribbles and bricks, and instead there was a lean, defined, sharp jawed master of the game.
The Boobie Effect

[dabom]

So many truth nukes in here. :lmao

[K...]

He got five, got married, had kids. It happens man, take care of yourself or San Antonio will get you the trademark round look. Diabetes is a bitch. Wake me up when Parker can't tie his shoes anymore.

[RD2191]

Guess who?


30 mpg
4-12 shooting average
4 assist as starting PG
.500 from the free throw line
1.2 turnovers per game
9.2 ppg
.322 fg%

series average

[objective]

I don't even mean this thread as one of those blanket Parker bashing threads.

A lot of players have trouble maintaining weight during the season, keeping it up. Heck, even Boris gets smaller as the season goes along before he balloons in the off season.

He's a little guy who runs around, why the hell is he so heavy? Does he have a disease or a thyroid condition?

[dabom]

I don't even mean this thread as one of those blanket Parker bashing threads.

A lot of players have trouble maintaining weight during the season, keeping it up. Heck, even Boris gets smaller as the season goes along before he balloons in the off season.

He's a little guy who runs around, why the hell is he so heavy? Does he have a disease or a thyroid condition?

He's such a warrior though. All those cheese burgers. :cry

[Malik Hairston]

13 million has a nigga eating well, tbh..

[spurraider21]

damn, i miss the days when parker actually helped the team

[Mikeanaro]

Because the mirror says he is skinny (ego whore).

[Buddy Mignon]

Back up off of Parker. He's entitled to a year off. Jim took many ears off.

[BatManu20]

Metabolism slows down with age. It's science. Doesn't hurt when you can afford to pay for 4-Course meals every night.