Ode to Tony Porky......

[Mugen]

https://emerica.com/content/users/photos/ba-de-ba-dee-thats-all-folks-large.jpg

[RD2191]

:lol

[FkLA]

Fat fuck is probably enjoying a dinner feast while counting his $45 million tbh.

[TXstbobcat]

http://static2.milkcapmania.co.uk/Img/Other/Monster%20Munch/300DPI/07-Porky-Pig,-Elmer-Fudd,-Pepe-le-Pew.png

[KaiRMD1]

:lmao

[Mugen]

Please feel free to use this thread to post your favorite TP moments from this year...

http://www.thepig.net/PigsKids/images/coloring/large/basketball_large.gif

[TXstbobcat]

https://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/4-2/cLEjccdRAt-12.png

[Juggity]

He actually showed up for game 7 tbh. As for the rest of the games, not really.

The real question is what the fuck happened to Kawhi.

[RD2191]

He actually showed up for game 7 tbh. As for the rest of the games, not really.

The real question is what the fuck happened to Kawhi.
21 shot attempts by our starting pg is what happened to kawhi

[Mugen]

After a gutwrenching loss where Porky was again terrible throughout the game, Farmer Greg turned to his favorite player and said...


http://www.quickmeme.com/img/7a/7a02a00d1cfd79ccd9226a13027e652370132bf22a53046585 d9c070d3dc3409.jpg

[TXstbobcat]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/8a/ca/4f/8aca4ffaeadb895cf6ccf047c8bda8ba.jpg

[FkLA]

http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000AxmZHl_teQA/s/900/900/baby-vietnamese-pot-bellied-pig-basketball.jpg

[Mugen]

This nigga couldn't even let Boris be the fattest guy on the team.

[Malik Hairston]

He actually showed up for game 7 tbh. As for the rest of the games, not really.

The real question is what the fuck happened to Kawhi.

I hope 20 points on 21 shots isn't the standard anymore:lol..

[Silver&Black]

http://www.stockpodium.com/stock-photo-7910155/toy-pig-playing-toy-basketball-image.jpg

[Mugen]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv3d5xLsfn1qm75ezo1_500.gif

[NASpurs]

http://i.imgur.com/WuGkxYt.jpg

[Mikeanaro]

OINK!

[FkLA]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/8a/ca/4f/8aca4ffaeadb895cf6ccf047c8bda8ba.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/tKV9ILd.png?1

click where the red arrow is pointing and paste the url you copied into the box that pops up

http://i.imgur.com/IW8simF.gif

[Mugen]

https://cdn.evbuc.com/eventlogos/3712132/603586343.jpg

[ElNono]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv3d5xLsfn1qm75ezo1_500.gif

:lmao :lmao made me spill my drink... thanks asshole

[FkLA]

https://cdn.evbuc.com/eventlogos/3712132/603586343.jpg

:lmao

[NASpurs]

Damn what happened to my pic? :lol

Ok let's try again

[RD2191]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDAYXvQUgAAoekZ.jpg

just cuz

[Johnny RIngo]

http://www.lawsome.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/napigleon.jpg

[NASpurs]

http://www.lawsome.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/napigleon.jpg

:lmao and both have complex issues

[Silver&Black]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yx3Lco3tc

Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble

[RD2191]

:lmao

[Johnny RIngo]

http://www.thepigsite.com/uploads/files/slir/headline/imagelib/519_14-09-05FR_pig_shutterstock65253172.jpg

[Malik Hairston]

Not a pig, but

http://i61.tinypic.com/14ui9si.jpg

[Mugen]

I thought those 20 footers looked good too....

http://farm8.static.flickr.com/7508/16060065321_6c0021cba3_m.jpg

[RD2191]

:lmao:lmao

[ElNono]

check out the detail of his new contract on his back...

http://i58.tinypic.com/2ppzl75.jpg

[FkLA]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yx3Lco3tc

Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble Dribble

are you officially done giving enrique a chance, mi negro?

[ElNono]

http://cache3.asset-cache.net/gc/187789769-pig-and-beer-in-a-basketball-net-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=s9UEuy%2FphF02J2tYZhErcDH97ZGi1qyWeAgAL0LrhuRdgl YzA0pMt5pa2HDoan%2BF

[RD2191]

check out the detail of his new contract on his back...

http://i58.tinypic.com/2ppzl75.jpg
:lmao

[ElNono]

http://www.babygames7.com/games/UploadPic/2014-3/201432512531876011.jpg

[K...]

Ok, but y'all ass holes better love and support whatever pg succeeds Mr Parker. It would be shame to insult an all time great pg because if a few giggles, but by all means small men, giggle giggle, giggle your small lives away

[K...]

Also, remember when these threads were about Kobe, Nash, and sporks? But whatever's you make giggles I'd good I guess. G giggles

[dabom]

Ok, but y'all ass holes better love and support whatever pg succeeds Mr Parker. It would be shame to insult an all time great pg because if a few giggles, but by all means small men, giggle giggle, giggle your small lives away

The fat fuck makes millions. I couldn't careless tbh.

[Mugen]

Should the Spurs think about covering the rim in nacho cheese in an effort to get TP to attack the paint again?

[K...]

This comment for gravity

[tim_duncan_fan]

He's utterly, embarrassingly done. I hope he, Manu and the GOAT retire after this. I don't want either of them fucking up their career stats any further. It's time.

It's time to get started on being bad so we can get that out of the way quickly and become good as soon as possible.

That means hanging #9 in the rafters alongside #20. Right next to #21.

[K...]

The fat fuck makes millions. I couldn't careless tbh.

But you do care is the thing.

[NASpurs]

Ok, but y'all ass holes better love and support whatever pg succeeds Mr Parker. It would be shame to insult an all time great pg because if a few giggles, but by all means small men, giggle giggle, giggle your small lives away


Also, remember when these threads were about Kobe, Nash, and sporks? But whatever's you make giggles I'd good I guess. G giggles

Holy shit shut the fuck up already with your faggotry.

[ElNono]

He's utterly, embarrassingly done. I hope he, Manu and the GOAT retire after this. I don't want either of them fucking up their career stats any further. It's time.

It's time to get started on being bad so we can get that out of the way quickly and become good as soon as possible.

That means hanging #9 in the rafters alongside #20. Right next to #21.

His new 3 year extension starts next season...

[Malik Hairston]

I miss when we all mocked Kobe and his contract earlier in the year..karma, I suppose:lol..

[Silver&Black]

are you officially done giving enrique a chance, mi negro?

End of the season tbh....I hate everybody in a Spurs uniform right now.

Except Timmy of course...

[NASpurs]

Porker in the off season

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Peter_c61fe7_290159.jpg

[dabom]

I miss when we all mocked Kobe and his contract earlier in the year..karma, I suppose:lol..

Remember when people called us trolls tbh. The truth hurts sometimes.

[NASpurs]

:tu great vent thread though

[Mugen]

The Spurs should seriously consider some type of buyout option. How many burritos do you think itll take TP to waddle away from that 45 mil?

[Malik Hairston]

Remember when people called us trolls tbh. The truth hurts sometimes.

Ya, I received a few apologies, but not enough, tbh:lol..I wish I was actually trolling..

[FkLA]

Should the Spurs think about covering the rim in nacho cheese in an effort to get TP to attack the paint again?

:lmao :lmao


End of the season tbh....I hate everybody in a Spurs uniform right now.

Except Timmy of course...

It'll only get worse with Porky from here on out unfortunately.

[RD2191]

Holy shit shut the fuck up already with your faggotry.

[Silver&Black]

It'll only get worse with Porky from here on out unfortunately.

He was awful this year....no doubt. And I fear you are correct....

I'll still pull for the guy next year...no doubt. But until the season starts....he's fair game.

[FkLA]

He was awful this year....no doubt. And I fear you are correct....

I'll still pull for the guy next year...no doubt. But until the season starts....he's fair game.

:lol :bobo

Oh well we got college football soon brah.

[Mugen]

My man TP after a tough series tbh...

http://www.theinspiredtransformation.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/improvKitchen_howToCookBacon_00.jpg

[RD2191]

:lmao

[loveforthegame]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv3d5xLsfn1qm75ezo1_500.gif

:lmao

[DJR210]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn188/DJR210/kzjvd_zpsjbqrc2j2.jpg

[K...]

I'll leave this thread be. But a meme can hardly be a through bomb.




Harlem, the thing about trolling vs truth is volume. Everyone saw Parker sucked. I thought he'd recover, he did, but not enough to be a starting quality guy. Lots of pg can't handle Chris Paul. not all pg can run the spurs offense.

Next year, we'll see if Parker gets a new role. There wasn't enough time this year to both, measure his health and also change the offense.

[RD2191]

I'll leave this thread be. But a meme can hardly be a through bomb.




Harlem, the thing about trolling vs truth is volume. Everyone saw Parker sucked. I thought he'd recover, he did, but not enough to be a starting quality guy. Lots of pg can't handle Chris Paul. not all pg can run the spurs offense.

Next year, we'll see if Parker gets a new role. There wasn't enough time this year to both, measure his health and also change the offense.
Back on ignore.

[Clipper Nation]

Enrique in the playoffs:

http://i.imgur.com/jNGpjSA.jpg

[dabom]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn188/DJR210/kzjvd_zpsjbqrc2j2.jpg

3 more seasons. Extension kicks in next season. lol

[DJR210]

3 more seasons. Extension kicks in next season. lol

fucccccccccccccck

[Mugen]

I'll leave this thread be. But a meme can hardly be a through bomb.




Harlem, the thing about trolling vs truth is volume. Everyone saw Parker sucked. I thought he'd recover, he did, but not enough to be a starting quality guy. Lots of pg can't handle Chris Paul. not all pg can run the spurs offense.

Next year, we'll see if Parker gets a new role. There wasn't enough time this year to both, measure his health and also change the offense.

I hope you meet Tony in real life and he ends up eating you tbh :lol

[RD2191]

Enrique in the playoffs:

http://i.imgur.com/jNGpjSA.jpg
:lmao

[Juggity]

I hope 20 points on 21 shots isn't the standard anymore:lol..

It certainly wasn't a great performance by Tony, but I was impressed by his hustle in the second half. Some of his shots started to fall, he actually grabbed a few key offensive rebounds. He kind of kept the spurs in it for a while.

I was concerned about what I saw from Kawhi though. He's always come up big in the playoffs, and he was doing exactly that for the first 3-4 games of the series. Even to a greater extent than we had seen in the finals. But for the last few games he's been about as quiet and invisible as I've ever seen him. He was matched up with a guy who's a certified scrub and should have been torched every game. This was supposed to be Kawhi's series. The Clippers have nothing at SF that even comes close to Kawhi. At a certain point it goes beyond "he didn't get the ball enough," because in this game and last game, when he did get the ball he was pretty bad. Missing layups, missing jumpers, etc. Not making the cleanup plays he usually makes. Allowing too many offensive boards. His rebounding suffered a bit against this Clippers front line. And most unexpectedly, his defense was actually pretty mediocre-to-bad throughout the series. I saw some stats earlier that shocked me in that regard.

Tony was really bad in this series on the whole, no doubt. Manu was quite bad also. Green was bad for 75%, but in his usual fashion was just going through another boom-and-bust cycle. Kawhi was good early on, but disappeared in ways I've never seen before. Ultimately, there's enough blame to go around. Boris, Tim, Marco, and Patty are the only ones completely exempt from blame, I think. As much as I love Tim Duncan, and as legendary as it was to see him step up time and again and take a shit on the Clippers crazy athletic front line, it disturbs me that Tim was the best player in this series from start to finish. Tim is 100% coming back next year. I'd bet heavily on it. But I think that will be his last campaign. He won't be around much longer. If we want Kawhi to even fill part of the hole Tim leaves behind, Kawhi can not afford to disappear like that ever again in a playoff series tbh. I'm hoping that was just an aberration, but I'm not sure what to think.

[RD2191]

Kawhi was working hard on defense. He had to cover for Parkers shitiness all series. Green was also shit on D up until game 7 and Tiago wasn't any better. Kawhi was asked to guard the Clips best 3 point shooter in Redick and also 2 of the NBAs superstars in CP3 and Griffin. His PG meanwhile has all the energy to chuck away since he doesn't do shit on the defensive end. There was a time in tonights game where Parker had 16 shot attempts to Kawhi's 5. That's ridiculous. Kawhi wasn't the reason we lost this series. Not even close.

[K...]

Kawhi was working hard on defense. He had to cover for Parkers shitiness all series. Green was also shit on D up until game 7 and Tiago wasn't any better. Kawhi was asked to guard the Clips best 3 point shooter in Redick and also 2 of the NBAs superstars in CP3 and Griffin. His PG meanwhile has all the energy to chuck away since he doesn't do shit on the defensive end. There was a time in tonights game where Parker had 16 shot attempts to Kawhi's 5. That's ridiculous. Kawhi wasn't the reason we lost this series. Not even close.

Did you see that one thread though?

[K...]

Alright last post for tonight. Tomorrow when you wake up and see this thread you'll see it was dumb. Like monkeys playing with shit. For some of you, that's par. For others, enjoy the catharsis.

I was going to start a tread "biggest season ending meltdown" but then I realized I'd probably win it.


Like many memes, Harlem starts them, then it gets stale. Lol.

[Mugen]

Alright last post for tonight. Tomorrow when you wake up and see this thread you'll see it was dumb. Like monkeys playing with shit. For some of you, that's par. For others, enjoy the catharsis.

I was going to start a tread "biggest season ending meltdown" but then I realized I'd probably win it.


Like many memes, Harlem starts them, then it gets stale. Lol.

you're probably fat in real life.

[mkurts]

Porker suffered a massive meltdown of epic proportions, and turned into dry pork jerky that the Clipper were happy to chow on.

[baseline bum]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv3d5xLsfn1qm75ezo1_500.gif

I wish, probably would have won the game if Pop didn't have the motherfucker driving.

[baseline bum]

Still can't believe Enrique missed this on the break, nigga should have just pulled it out and ran the offense instead of giving Barnes that transition three.

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052012/1336405435_fat_guy_trampoline_dunk_fail.gif

[ElNono]

Still can't believe Enrique missed this on the break, nigga should have just pulled it out and ran the offense instead of giving Barnes that transition three.

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052012/1336405435_fat_guy_trampoline_dunk_fail.gif

:lmao

[RD2191]

Still can't believe Enrique missed this on the break, nigga should have just pulled it out and ran the offense instead of giving Barnes that transition three.

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052012/1336405435_fat_guy_trampoline_dunk_fail.gif
:lmao

[baseline bum]

It's sad that Parker and Mills basically swapped positions after 2013.

[baseline bum]

https://onenitestan.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/piggy_love_money.jpg

[Mugen]

:lol

[DD]

This nigga couldn't even let Boris be the fattest guy on the team.

:lol

[DPG21920]

Kawhi was working hard on defense. He had to cover for Parkers shitiness all series. Green was also shit on D up until game 7 and Tiago wasn't any better. Kawhi was asked to guard the Clips best 3 point shooter in Redick and also 2 of the NBAs superstars in CP3 and Griffin. His PG meanwhile has all the energy to chuck away since he doesn't do shit on the defensive end. There was a time in tonights game where Parker had 16 shot attempts to Kawhi's 5. That's ridiculous. Kawhi wasn't the reason we lost this series. Not even close.

Kawhi being flat out bad the last couple games really hurt the Spurs. TP was obviously worse overall, but Kawhi let the Spurs down the last couple games in a major way.

[baseline bum]

On the plus side his teammate's wives will tell him to go fuck off now with that extra 20 pounds and inability to finish.

[loveforthegame]

On the plus side his teammate's wives will tell him to go fuck off now with that extra 20 pounds and inability to finish.

:lol

[RD2191]

Kawhi being flat out bad the last couple games really hurt the Spurs. TP was obviously worse overall, but Kawhi let the Spurs down the last couple games in a major way.
It's hard to make an impact when you're all over the court on defense. Also, Parker was chucking last night. 21 shot attempts for the worst shooter for the spurs in the playoffs is begging to lose. Parker is just a terrible PG. 16 shot attempts to Kawhi's 5 going into the 3rd (iirc) is no way to win a basketball game. Not sure what you wanted Kawhi to do.

[baseline bum]

I miss when we all mocked Kobe and his contract earlier in the year..karma, I suppose:lol..

Nothing wrong with that, since Laker fans actually defend overpaying a washed up scrub based on past glory in a supporting role.

[DPG21920]

It's hard to make an impact when you're all over the court on defense. Also, Parker was chucking last night. 21 shot attempts for the worst shooter for the spurs in the playoffs is begging to lose. Parker is just a terrible PG. 16 shot attempts to Kawhi's 5 going into the 3rd (iirc) is no way to win a basketball game. Not sure what you wanted Kawhi to do.

Play better defense. Make the shots he was getting. Make more decisive decisions. TP & Kawhi playing bad aren't mutually exclusive. Kawhi was damn bad the last few games & with TP already playing bad it hurt the Spurs.

[Mugen]

Tim F'n Duncan has had to carry the franchise for 18 years right now. Players putting on excessive weight in an offseason where they were supposed to rest is just unforgivable tbh.

[RD2191]

Play better defense. Make the shots he was getting. Make more decisive decisions. TP & Kawhi playing bad aren't mutually exclusive. Kawhi was damn bad the last few games & with TP already playing bad it hurt the Spurs.
Guarding Chris Paul, Blake Griffin and Redick is an easy task? Green and Splitter were shit defensively all series. Green had a good G7 but that's about it. If Pop had stuck Kawhi to just Redick the Spurs probably win this series. Kawhi was asked to guard 2 superstars and a great 3 point shooter. If Parker wasn't such a liability on both sides of the floor then maybe Kawhi could of had better games 5-7. It starts with Parker though, if your starting PG is chucking away there isn't much you can do.

[K...]

day 2, the fan fiction was strong but lacked depth. While ostensibly a work of comedy the authors seem to be making themselves the central character and hopefully take this as a opportunity to talk about the wider themes of age and the meaningless of life.

[Mugen]

Play better defense. Make the shots he was getting. Make more decisive decisions. TP & Kawhi playing bad aren't mutually exclusive. Kawhi was damn bad the last few games & with TP already playing bad it hurt the Spurs.

Deep, why did Pop insist on putting Kawhi on CP3 when it really hasn't worked his entire career? Especially when Danny has defended Paul better than anybody from a historic standpoint and Leonard is probably the best offball defender in the league?

[K...]

Guarding Chris Paul, Blake Griffin and Redick is an easy task? Green and Splitter were shit defensively all series. Green had a good G7 but that's about it. If Pop had stuck Kawhi to just Redick the Spurs probably win this series. Kawhi was asked to guard 2 superstars and a great 3 point shooter. If Parker wasn't such a liability on both sides of the floor then maybe Kawhi could of had better games 5-7. It starts with Parker though, if your starting PG is chucking away there isn't much you can do.

its weird because Kawhi was able to guard cp3 in the RS. That's pretty unexplainable, although Cp3 did shoot some insane shots so maybe once he found his shot he was indefeasible.

[K...]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON6tGMzuxd0

[DPG21920]

Deep, why did Pop insist on putting Kawhi on CP3 when it really hasn't worked his entire career? Especially when Danny has defended Paul better than anybody from a historic standpoint and Leonard is probably the best offball defender in the league?

It was a mistake - one that Pop has made before. It had a lot to do with the lineups Doc & Pop played too. Pop just elected to have Kawhi on CP in those lineups and perhaps with CP hobbled Pop felt the extra length could help & DG could be of use on other players that would be moving through screens more.

[Mugen]

It was a mistake - one that Pop has made before. It had a lot to do with the lineups Doc & Pop played too. Pop just elected to have Kawhi on CP in those lineups and perhaps with CP hobbled Pop felt the extra length could help & DG could be of use on other players that would be moving through screens more.

Just a perplexing series from Pop. Sure, half the team had a terrible series but there were just some blatantly obvious adjustments that Pop failed to make.

[DPG21920]

Just a perplexing series from Pop. Sure, half the team had a terrible series but there were just some blatantly obvious adjustments that Pop failed to make.

It was a really bad series from Pop. Almost all of his decisions came up lame unfortunately.

[therealtruth]

I think Kawhi should have stuck to guarding Reddick and focus on shutting him down. Because he kept getting switched he never really got his defensive mojo. They should have used Kawhi on CP3 a little more judiciously.

[RD2191]

I think Kawhi should have stuck to guarding Reddick and focus on shutting him down. Because he kept getting switched he never really got his defensive mojo. They should have used Kawhi on CP3 a little more judiciously.
yup

[FkLA]

hater made a thread after like the first 3-4 games, and Reddick was shooting like 30% from the field with Kawhi guarding him. Green did a great job on CP3 all series long. Pop deciding to switch the match-ups for no apparent reason was one of the dumbest things I have ever seen from him tbh.

[lefty]

OP stole my idea, fuck him tbh

[RD2191]

OP stole my idea, fuck him tbh
:lmao

[Mugen]

OP stole my idea, fuck him tbh

I'm funnier tbh. This is the best outcome for all parties.

[Floyd Pacquiao]

hater made a thread after like the first 3-4 games, and Reddick was shooting like 30% from the field with Kawhi guarding him. Green did a great job on CP3 all series long. Pop deciding to switch the match-ups for no apparent reason was one of the dumbest things I have ever seen from him tbh.
Worst coach job I've ever seen from him. Worse than 06 and 11 maybe

[UZER]

Parker needs to start Duncan's regiment. But who knows, maybe he doesn't love the game as much.

[mkurts]

Worst coach job I've ever seen from him. Worse than 06 and 11 maybe


You forgot the backdoor sweep in '12 to OKC.

This shit happens more often than you think.

[HI-FI]

http://www.lawsome.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/napigleon.jpg
:lmao perfect

[Johnny RIngo]

You forgot the backdoor sweep in '12 to OKC.

This shit happens more often than you think.

I don't think 2012 was really that bad from a coaching standpoint. The backdoor sweep was a combination of Harden going apeshit on us, refs, some of our guys disappearing at the wrong time(Green, Splitter), and Tony Parker with the critical game 5 chokejob.

[Skull-1]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDAYXvQUgAAoekZ.jpg

just cuz

lmfao!

[Spur|n|Austin]

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/59670276.jpg