Are Cosmic Cowboy and Avante the same poster?

[cantthinkofanything]

Both are internet tough guys and yet both look at little kids as sexual objects.

[DJR210]

Avante strikes me as an :lolld F:lolgg:lolt more so than an e-tough guy.. nothing tough about a guy who wears a flowered sun dress while he does his chores for his wife on football Sunday IMO.

[cantthinkofanything]

Avante strikes me as an :lolld F:lolgg:lolt more so than an e-tough guy.. nothing tough about a guy who wears a flowered sun dress while he does his chores for his wife on football Sunday IMO.

I agree. But he positions himself as a tough guy. The old "270 pounds of twisted stool".

[Avante]

Any grown man who sees children as sex objects is one sick mutherfucker and needs to be taken out to a pig farm, stripped down naked, tied down on his stomach, slop crammed up his ass, and then ya let the pigs loose...SUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sick ass pedos the lowest form of humanity....ok?

Now, there ya are a 19-22 year old kid sitting on a bar stool in Hong Kong, everyone in the bar is having a party, so a cute little chick with a blue butterfly tattooed over her right breast comes over and..."buy me drink babysan?" There ain't a man in the world who is going to..."show me your ID, how old are you?".....hahahahaha!!!!!!!!! You'd look retarded.

As we can see we have some idiots too stupid to know a damn thing about that old world out there, and it's funny to watch, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah, there is nobody here who can do what I do, that should be obvious. As far as being tough goes, I've been bangin' n' clangin' that steel for about 40 years, and x-running back who loved nothing better than running over little DB's. Very bad man, totally on another level than the little midgets we see here.

[DJR210]

I agree. But he positions himself as a tough guy. The old "270 pounds of twisted stool".

:lol twisted stool

[Avante]

Drop John and insert Avante.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy7arhKbQkQ

[cantthinkofanything]

:lol twisted stool

Blake came up with that. But yeah...:lol

[Avante]

My theme song.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz0H8D4U7U8

[cantthinkofanything]

My theme song.


Your theme song

T8BemizxHL0

[Avante]

Your theme song

T8BemizxHL0

That was dumbass usual.

Your theme song.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ARUCSdcLPY

The fact I'm on a whole other level than these little morons pisses them off. hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love it:lobt2:

[cantthinkofanything]

That was dumbass usual.

The fact I'm on a whole other level than these little morons pissed them off. hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love it:lobt2:

your theme song...

bsneH0mOq-0

[cantthinkofanything]

My theme song.



F5nrXZiHYbY

[Avante]

your theme song...

bsneH0mOq-0


translation

If not for you Avante this place would bore me shitless, you are "Da Man". Play me some blues big man.

Here ya go dinky dick.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3Iam7JELDM

[Avante]

I always thought of Warren Zevon as a one hit wonder, that was until I found his greatest hits, yep, one hit wonder.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDpYBT0XyvA

The tune that ya mix........




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wNknGIKkoA

[cantthinkofanything]

I always thought of Warren Zevon as a one hit wonder, that was until I found his greatest hits, yep, one hit wonder.



your mom is a one hit wonder.

You hit it one time and wonder what the fuck you just put your dick in.

[Avante]

your mom is a one hit wonder.

You hit it one time and wonder what the fuck you just put your dick in.

I remember back before you were born, me and your mom would sit out on her back porch and drink Ripple. That was all the bitch could afford. Then she'd look at me with those cross eyes and smile, that one gold tooth just a shining. This was our favorite song.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVE6wdArlT4


Times were hard back then, I had to scrape the bottom of the barrell.......son.

[cantthinkofanything]

I remember back before you were born, me and your mom would sit out on her back porch and drink Ripple. That was all the bitch could afford. Then she'd look at me with those cross eyes and smile, that one gold tooth just a shining. This was our favorite song.



before I was born, the wind didn't blow, the music didn't play, and the sun didn't shine.

[The Gemini Method]

:lol that twisted stool line was funny...

[Strange Love]

This is more accuate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nqvjFQN7ZQ

[DMC]

Avante talking about runners all the time.

Never won a race, ever. He was always cumming in a little behind.

[DJR210]

He was always cumming in a little behind.

:lol

Males mostly

[Avante]

Avante talking about runners all the time.

Never won a race, ever. He was always cumming in a little behind.

Actually won league as a freshman in the 100, and took second in the 200. Then spent the next three seasons chasing Willie Russell Redwood, Delbert Jones Hanford and Ocie Early Tulare Union.

[Avante]

:lol

Males mostly

When did I become a queer?

[Avante]

I do have fun with the know nothings here hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So many of them in Texas.

[cantthinkofanything]

When did I become a queer?

Impossible to know for sure. But you can bet it was someone before you let those trannys cum on your face.

[cantthinkofanything]

Avante talking about runners all the time.

Never won a race, ever. He was always cumming in a little behind.

This was lolz.

[Avante]

Impossible to know for sure. But you can bet it was someone before you let those trannys cum on your face.

So now it;s just talk like a total retard making stupid shit up.

Dude, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Avante]

I'd think by now you midgets would have figured out I see anything about me as a good thing. Thinking anyone...really...cares about..."oh stop it stop it, I'm no pedo"....hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone with even half a brain gets the sailor/bar thing and we all know it so why that's even played?

So keep those cards and letters coming in, and never forget a day without Avante is like a day without sunshine.