View Full Version : Almond milk is basically a scam.
MultiTroll
05-15-2015, 10:03 AM
:lol commercially made that is.
:lol 3 crushed up almonds and 98% water
:lol all the protein siphoned out before carton is loaded.
http://www.businessinsider.com/why-almond-milk-is-basically-a-scam-2015-4#ixzz3XZovXEIt
Blake
05-15-2015, 10:09 AM
A bit pricy, but Mootopia ftw imo
Drachen
05-15-2015, 10:10 AM
I made my own for awhile. Good stuff, but a pain in the ass. Regular milk ftw
Buddy Mignon
05-15-2015, 10:12 AM
:lol commercially made that is.
:lol 3 crushed up almonds and 98% water
:lol all the protein siphoned out before carton is loaded.
http://www.businessinsider.com/why-almond-milk-is-basically-a-scam-2015-4#ixzz3XZovXEIt
I've been drinking this shit for years. Just found out a few months ago it was mostly water. Still better than milk.
Darius McCrary
05-15-2015, 10:32 AM
Well there's like 30 calories per serving what did you expect
Thread
05-15-2015, 10:52 AM
Well there's like 30 calories per serving what did you expect
LOL!
DPG21920
05-15-2015, 11:11 AM
Who cares? I don't like dairy. Even if it is devoid of the protein, it's still a low calorie, non-dairy option with some vitamins added in. Not like it's unhealthy. If people pay a little more (which it's like $3, not a lot of money) to cut calories and get some vitamins, I don't see the big deal.
What about coconut milk? Many people swear by that stuff.
Thread
05-15-2015, 11:58 AM
Who cares? I don't like dairy. Even if it is devoid of the protein, it's still a low calorie, non-dairy option with some vitamins added in. Not like it's unhealthy. If people pay a little more (which it's like $3, not a lot of money) to cut calories and get some vitamins, I don't see the big deal.
Deeps, wtf are doing over here all shy & tender?
Your Spurs get offed & you high tail it.
Deeps
DPG21920
05-15-2015, 12:14 PM
What about coconut milk? Many people swear by that stuff.
I like it. I don't do dairy (just don't like it). I use Almond and Coconut. Coconut a little higher in fat, but I love Coconut milk.
Twisted_Dawg
05-15-2015, 12:30 PM
I'm assuming everyone here has tried UNSWEETENED almond milk? Why buy the shit with sugar added. Anyway, unsweetened almond milk taste like shit, imho. I've gone to unsweetened coconutmilk. It's not bad.
Twisted_Dawg
05-15-2015, 12:32 PM
A bit pricy, but Mootopia ftw imo
I like it and have bought it plenty of times. But a trainer pointed out that it was a synthetic designer milk with some debate about it going on. The fat free version still has sugar. In fact the nutrition label says "reduced sugar." WTF does that mean?
Blake
05-15-2015, 02:14 PM
I like it and have bought it plenty of times. But a trainer pointed out that it was a synthetic designer milk with some debate about it going on. The fat free version still has sugar. In fact the nutrition label says "reduced sugar." WTF does that mean?
I dunno. I may have to look into that
TheThinkingMan
05-16-2015, 07:02 AM
I drink regular whole milk and and don't even think twice about it. Almond milk is just more pussification of men.
Men aren't supposed to drink milk anyhow. That's why the body becomes lactose intolerant so some of you momma's boys will get off the teat by age 10.
Thread
05-16-2015, 12:04 PM
I drink regular whole milk and and don't even think twice about it. Almond milk is just more pussification of men.
It's too thick for me, but, 2% is just right. It's difficult finding a suitable 2% though. Most taste like the barnyard. We have a local grocer here "Bashas" that sell a fine 2%.
cantthinkofanything
05-16-2015, 12:45 PM
Men aren't supposed to drink milk anyhow. That's why the body becomes lactose intolerant so some of you momma's boys will get off the teat by age 10.
Drinking animal milk is just not natural and not good for you. Seriously...drinking something that a lactating cow is producing for baby cows. Next thing you know, men will start putting their dicks in other men's butts instead if female vaginas.
lefty
05-16-2015, 01:42 PM
:lol commercially made that is.
:lol 3 crushed up almonds and 98% water
:lol all the protein siphoned out before carton is loaded.
http://www.businessinsider.com/why-almond-milk-is-basically-a-scam-2015-4#ixzz3XZovXEIt
Truth nukes :tu
But cow milk is fattening :cry
I buy almond milk cuz I'm a hipster :cry
lefty
05-16-2015, 01:44 PM
Men aren't supposed to drink milk anyhow. That's why the body becomes lactose intolerant so some of you momma's boys will get off the teat by age 10.
Drinking animal milk is just not natural and not good for you. Seriously...drinking something that a lactating cow is producing for baby cows. Next thing you know, men will start putting their dicks in other men's butts instead if female vaginas.
I drink cow milk
I'm fine
U guys should try it, it will make you less stupid tbh
Mitch
05-16-2015, 01:53 PM
Humans drank cow milk for ages and weren't cuckold, Transgender, morbidly obese, school shooters or crooked kikes.
All changed with soy, almond, etc milk
SupremeGuy
05-16-2015, 02:11 PM
Humans drank cow milk for ages and weren't cuckold, Transgender, morbidly obese, school shooters or crooked kikes.
All changed with soy, almond, etc milk:lol
cantthinkofanything
05-16-2015, 06:20 PM
I drink cow milk
I'm fine
U guys should try it, it will make you less stupid tbh
You've got AIDS.
I drink cow milk
I'm fine
U guys should try it, it will make you less stupid tbh
In 3rd world countries where you baby sit the cow, you don't have much else, plus your life expectancy is like 34.
lefty
05-17-2015, 12:57 AM
In 3rd world countries where you baby sit the cow, you don't have much else, plus your life expectancy is like 34.
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lefty
05-17-2015, 12:59 AM
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Buddy Mignon
05-17-2015, 01:21 AM
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Lol... he cut ya... you goat nipple sucking 3rd world faggot.
lefty
05-17-2015, 01:47 AM
Lol... he cut ya... you goat nipple sucking 3rd world faggot.
So you suck goat nipple?
Tell us more fatgot
cantthinkofanything
05-17-2015, 07:48 AM
So you suck goat nipple?
Tell us more fatgot
I sucked you mom's raccoon nipples. Does that count?
Men aren't supposed to drink milk anyhow. That's why the body becomes lactose intolerant so some of you momma's boys will get off the teat by age 10.
Never really craved milk, even as a kid. Sure I would eat the occasional bowl of cereal, but not at the rate most kids do.
Now, I'll have a chocolate milk maybe once a year, or a bowl of cereal once every six months.
But I would never touch soy, or almond.
lefty
05-17-2015, 11:21 AM
I sucked you mom's raccoon nipples. Does that count?
Well it shows you have issues :lol
MultiTroll
05-17-2015, 12:34 PM
I made my own for awhile. Good stuff, but a pain in the ass.
Noticeable difference?
I used almond in coffee for a while.
Coconut too.
Drachen
05-17-2015, 02:44 PM
It's thick like whole milk (because I dropped enough almonds to make it that way). It tasted different because it wasn't sweetened, though tbh I usually added a half cup of sugar per half gallon batch. If I could just spend a day making a ton then drinking it, that would be fine but you have to drink it in about 5 days.
bigzak25
05-17-2015, 04:10 PM
I eat almonds and drink bottled water. That's close enough for me.
TheMrPeanut
05-17-2015, 04:26 PM
You are all nuts.
bigzak25
05-17-2015, 05:09 PM
Good to see you Joe, where you been?
man on wire
05-18-2015, 09:46 PM
Good to see you Joe, where you been?
Chalupa is in the house!?
Who cares? I don't like dairy. Even if it is devoid of the protein, it's still a low calorie, non-dairy option with some vitamins added in. Not like it's unhealthy. If people pay a little more (which it's like $3, not a lot of money) to cut calories and get some vitamins, I don't see the big deal.
if that's the case then why not just drink some water and take a multivitamin and save some money instead of blowing money on an overpriced drink that taste slimy as diareah
Malik Hairston
05-21-2015, 03:29 AM
^^ Yep..I take the multi, regardless, essential for me in every way, but nothing beats water, although I don't drink nearly enough, consistently..for the amount of protein my body intakes in a day, I should probably be drinking twice the amount of water I actually drink, unfortunately:lol..
As for almond milk, I don't really understand the hype, tbh:lol..my girl drinks it as an alternative because she's a vegan, but I'm still on the skim milk, can't fuck with it IMO..
^^ Yep..I take the multi, regardless, essential for me in every way, but nothing beats water, although I don't drink nearly enough, consistently..for the amount of protein my body intakes in a day, I should probably be drinking twice the amount of water I actually drink, unfortunately:lol..
As for almond milk, I don't really understand the hype, tbh:lol..my girl drinks it as an alternative because she's a vegan, but I'm still on the skim milk, can't fuck with it IMO..
Skim milk is pretty much where its at, agreed. Couldn't find that shit my in the US holidaying though, drove me crazy. Drinking fucking cream with my cereal basically...
Smart Ass
05-29-2015, 07:45 AM
Almond love with breast milk
InRareForm
06-28-2015, 09:53 AM
Almond milk is great with cereal.
Pick of Destiny
08-19-2015, 12:12 AM
Almond love with breast milk
:lmao
mouse
08-19-2015, 12:40 AM
Almond milk...whats next Pine cone beer? tree huggers are taking over.
JoeChalupa
08-27-2015, 06:52 AM
I'm sticking with cow milk.
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