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baseline bum
05-15-2015, 09:30 PM
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Clipper Nation
05-15-2015, 09:34 PM
:lol Another Choke Paul gag being blamed entirely on his teammates, as usual. Empty stats from the $107 million fake leader until garbage time.

:cry But, but, it's Blake's fault that he's not scoring while being triple-teamed and exhausted! Ignore the fact that Choke Paul is playing prevent offense instead of aggressively abusing the scrubs who are guarding him! :cry

baseline bum
05-15-2015, 09:34 PM
:lol Another Choke Paul gag being blamed entirely on his teammates, as usual. Empty stats from the $107 million fake leader until garbage time.

:cry But, but, it's Blake's fault that he's not scoring while being triple-teamed and exhausted! Ignore the fact that Choke Paul is playing prevent offense instead of aggressively abusing the scrubs who are guarding him! :cry

How the hell is Griffin unable to play 41 minutes at age 26? When Duncan was 26 he'd be banging 45 minutes a night on the left block in the playoffs. LOL Blake playing no defense in somehow Chris Paul's fault too.

Clipper Nation
05-15-2015, 09:36 PM
How the hell is Griffin unable to play 41 minutes at age 26? When Duncan was 26 he'd be banging 45 minutes a night on the left block in the playoffs.

We have no bench and a coach who's even worse than Thibs at running players into the ground.

baseline bum
05-15-2015, 09:37 PM
We have no bench and a coach who's even worse than Thibs at running players into the ground.

You act like Tom is playing him all 48. You're supposed to play 40+ minutes a night as a franchise guy in his prime in the playoffs. Blake's defensive effort was shit last night.

Clipper Nation
05-15-2015, 09:40 PM
You act like Tom is playing him all 48. You're supposed to play 40+ minutes a night as a franchise guy in his prime in the playoffs. Blake's defensive effort was shit last night.

He's not a great defender. Instead of dicking around with his jump shot for another summer, he needs to get in the gym and work on defense for sure. He's shown flashes but hasn't put it together.

The idea that "Blake really shit the bed" still leaves out how terrible the guards and small forwards were, especially the highest-paid player (and biggest choker) on the team. Hell, even the so-called DPOY candidate who wants a max contract was nowhere to be found when shit got real last night. It's like how the faggots upstairs blame Manu and Kawhi for all of Enrique's failures.

baseline bum
05-15-2015, 09:41 PM
He's not a great defender. Instead of dicking around with his jump shot for another summer, he needs to get in the gym and work on defense for sure. He's shown flashes but hasn't put it together.

The idea that "Blake really shit the bed" still leaves out how terrible the guards and small forwards were, especially the highest-paid player (and biggest choker) on the team. It's like how the faggots upstairs blame Manu and Kawhi for all of Enrique's failures.

Blake's effort looked horrible in the fourth last night. You think other stars don't get tired too?

Clipper Nation
05-15-2015, 09:44 PM
Blake's effort looked horrible in the fourth last night.

So did everybody else's.

Thread
05-15-2015, 09:45 PM
So did everybody else's.

You got no dog in that fight, Jap.

baseline bum
05-15-2015, 09:52 PM
So did everybody else's.

No, I mean Blake looked like a Spurstalker who had just run ten feet.

Clipper Nation
05-15-2015, 09:53 PM
No, I mean Blake looked like a Spurstalker who had just run ten feet.

Could be worse, he could have gotten his shit swatted by a 37-year-old Jason Terry.

Venti Quattro
05-15-2015, 09:55 PM
:lol Redick getting upset that Chris Paul did not set a screen for him to roll

Splits
05-15-2015, 09:55 PM
Damn, re-watching that I had no idea how baaaadddd Blake was. I mean, he wasn't even trying... looked completely lost in transition, totally unengaged, like he didn't give 2 fucks. At least Paul was trying.

Blake just quit.

100%duncan
05-15-2015, 10:19 PM
Blake was lost tbh. He kept going on that bullshit left handed lay-up that was so far from the ring. Didn't help that the team stayed away from him when they still had the lead/confidence.

DMC
05-16-2015, 12:37 AM
Blake is too muscular and explosive to have stamina. You can't have all of it. He needs to shed some weight, but his only game is attacking the rim and that line drive jumper that no one ever contests. Still, the loss is pretty much Jamal Crawford and Davis. The starters got the lead up and needed rest, but they were right back in it just a couple minutes later after Crawford decided he needed to get going.

That team is a quilt of decent players who don't have guide up the mountain and Doc isn't a Sherpa.

Mitch
05-16-2015, 12:41 AM
I thought this was about that cuck and why his wife replaced him with a real man in her bed.

m>s
05-16-2015, 01:51 AM
If Blake really shit the bed then Jamal is going to be pissed.

Silver&Black
05-16-2015, 01:53 AM
I thought this was about that cuck and why his wife replaced him with a real man in her bed.

:lmao

Jodelo
05-16-2015, 04:20 AM
Griffin was horrible and did wanted any part of the ball.

StrengthAndHonor
05-16-2015, 08:30 AM
You got no dog in that fight, Jap.

:lol

Ginobilly
05-16-2015, 09:23 AM
Blake is too muscular and explosive to have stamina. You can't have all of it. He needs to shed some weight, but his only game is attacking the rim and that line drive jumper that no one ever contests. Still, the loss is pretty much Jamal Crawford and Davis. The starters got the lead up and needed rest, but they were right back in it just a couple minutes later after Crawford decided he needed to get going.

That team is a quilt of decent players who don't have guide up the mountain and Doc isn't a Sherpa.


Blake needs whatever Lance Armstrong was taking. That guy had unbelievable legendary cardio.

Blake
05-16-2015, 09:28 AM
If Blake really shit the bed then Jamal is going to be pissed.

2am and you're thinking of Jamal

And me

Srs, you got no room to tell anyone else to get laid tbh

Blake
05-16-2015, 09:31 AM
I thought this was about that cuck and why his wife replaced him with a real man in her bed.

you opened the thread hoping for cuckrotica huh

Clipper Nation
05-16-2015, 10:21 AM
I thought this was about that cuck and why his wife replaced him with a real man in her bed.
:lol

lakerhaterade
05-16-2015, 10:34 AM
I thought this was about that cuck and why his wife replaced him with a real man in her bed.
:lmao

lakerhaterade
05-16-2015, 10:35 AM
you opened the thread hoping for cuckrotica huh
how did it feel? did you like getting cucked you piece of shit?

LkrFan
05-16-2015, 10:57 AM
I thought this was about that cuck and why his wife replaced him with a real man in her bed.

:lmao

Blizzardwizard
05-16-2015, 11:14 AM
LOL Clippers staying true to their choking roots :lol

Worse than the Sharks :lol

djohn2oo8
05-16-2015, 11:29 AM
LOL Clippers staying true to their choking roots :lol

Worse than the Sharks :lol

It isnt over yet. Clips have already won a game 7.

Blake
05-16-2015, 11:54 AM
how did it feel? did you like getting cucked you piece of shit?

not gonna lie. It actually it felt very bad at the time.

Lol guy that says he found my ex on a porn site calling me a pos.

You guys have it out for me in a very bad way tbhlol

Clipper Nation
05-16-2015, 01:41 PM
It isnt over yet. Clips have already won a game 7.
At home, with momentum on their side, in a series they weren't expected to win. As we've seen this series, this team is too mentally weak to handle closing out a series as the favorite and can't win in Houston without pulling miracles out of its ass. Rockets have Game 7 in the bag.

lakerhaterade
05-16-2015, 01:50 PM
not gonna lie. It actually it felt very bad at the time.

Lol guy that says he found my ex on a porn site calling me a pos.

You guys have it out for me in a very bad way tbhlol
did you ever found out who it was tbh. i hear its usually someone you know. sucks tbh

IronMexican
05-16-2015, 08:17 PM
It isnt over yet. Clips have already won a game 7.

That anti jinx shit is Gay.

GuerillaBlack
05-16-2015, 08:34 PM
At home, with momentum on their side, in a series they weren't expected to win. As we've seen this series, this team is too mentally weak to handle closing out a series as the favorite and can't win in Houston without pulling miracles out of its ass. Rockets have Game 7 in the bag.

Rockets took the Clippers soul tbh. I'm still a little hesistant, but the Rockets should be the favorite tomorrow. A comeback like that only to lose the series? Hard to see that. Instead, I think Harden plays within the flow more, role players continue stepping up, and the Rockets advance.

HemisfairArena
05-16-2015, 08:42 PM
If the Rockets win game 7, can we finally put to bed the notion that Doc Rivers is a good coach? Dude just choked away a 19 point lead and looked clueless while scrub McHale outcoached him with Harden on the bench.

Blake
05-16-2015, 08:45 PM
did you ever found out who it was tbh. i hear its usually someone you know. sucks tbh

eh she told me, it was nobody I knew.

Thread
05-16-2015, 09:41 PM
eh she told me, it was nobody I knew.

You don't have to answer, and I am serious:::weren't you just a little turned on though? I'd be near masturbating & blowing my brains out.

Blake
05-16-2015, 09:48 PM
You don't have to answer, and I am serious:::weren't you just a little turned on though? I'd be near masturbating & blowing my brains out.

Nope. Did not find it sexy at all.

Maybe had it been with one of her hot girlfriends, I might have been turned on a bit. But I still would have cut her loose either way.

Mitch
05-16-2015, 09:52 PM
You don't have to answer, and I am serious:::weren't you just a little turned on though? I'd be near masturbating & blowing my brains out.

:lol

HI-FI
05-16-2015, 09:52 PM
I thought this was about that cuck and why his wife replaced him with a real man in her bed.
:lmao
Katherine

Thread
05-16-2015, 09:55 PM
:lol

I was being serious, Mitch. I'd like to know Blake's response at the sight. Not to judge, but, to contrast. I believe the vast lion's share of men, if honest would confess to a measure of sexual excitement, or, at least sexual aggravation.

Caltex2
05-16-2015, 10:02 PM
That anti jinx shit is Gay.

At least when I originally did mine it was making reference to a historic anti-jinx in Rockets history that led to a title.

Mitch
05-16-2015, 10:33 PM
I was being serious, Mitch. I'd like to know Blake's response at the sight. Not to judge, but, to contrast. I believe the vast lion's share of men, if honest would confess to a measure of sexual excitement, or, at least sexual aggravation.

You're right, Cub, there is a very large amount of men who would enjoy being chucked, but too embarrassed to embrace it. I had read that one market in the pornography industry has been thriving, and that is the black in white interracial category. The demand is said to be so high that those I'm the industry speculate that their "niche" might include over 65% of men in the US.

I can't fault these men, they are a majority and their desired are not chosen. Still, there is humor.

Thread
05-16-2015, 10:36 PM
You're right, Cub, there is a very large amount of men who would enjoy being chucked, but too embarrassed to embrace it. I had read that one market in the pornography industry has been thriving, and that is the black in white interracial category. The demand is said to be so high that those I'm the industry speculate that their "niche" might include over 65% of men in the US.

I can't fault these men, they are a majority and their desired are not chosen. Still, there is humor.

I think these men are curious by the fantasy, but, I also believe most will/would be driven to an extreme at the sight, the reality.

Most, if not all fantasies are better left undisturbed.

Mitch
05-16-2015, 11:15 PM
I think these men are curious by the fantasy, but, I also believe most will/would be driven to an extreme at the sight, the reality.

Most, if not all fantasies are better left undisturbed.

Wise words, cub. Take it easy.

Floyd Pacquiao
05-17-2015, 04:34 PM
He's doing it again

Clipper Nation
05-17-2015, 04:35 PM
He's doing it again
Let's see: the highest-paid player on the team is scared of the ball and getting fucked and jizzed on by Jason Terry and Pablo Prigioni. Clearly, it's all Blake's fault!

spurraider21
05-17-2015, 04:41 PM
:cry blame anybody but blake
:cry leave blake alone!!

https://imgflip.com/readImage?iid=7343489

ducks
05-17-2015, 04:47 PM
Blake looked gas at times against Spurs

skut_farkus
05-17-2015, 04:50 PM
Blake and Paul make a great combo