Breaking News (ahem)

[Caltex2]

The NBA has invoked a measure similar to martial law and effective immediately have forced LeBron James to be traded to the Celtics, who will replace the Cavs in the ECF while the Bulls will replace the Hawks. Meanwhile, Steve Balmer has agreed to switch franchises with the Lakers and their roster, who have already been agreed upon as the winner of tomorrow's game with Rockets, enforced by "fair" officiating. The Lakers will take on the San Antonio Spurs.

"We looked up and realized that no one would watch or knows anything about any of the teams in the conference finals," Adam Silver said. "None of these teams had any sort of pedigree and we just couldn't have that when it comes to getting fans to watch and advertising dollars."

[djohn2oo8]

Smh.

[ElNono]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/674/119/45e.jpg

[Caltex2]

Whether you like the joke or not, there are gonna be some very fresh faces here in the later rounds.

[Clipper Nation]

OP is a faggot

[Caltex2]

Let's be honest. No one wants to see the Clippers, Warriors, Hawks or even Cavs (save LeBron) in the conference finals. They wanna see the same teams over and over.

[Thread]

Let's be honest. No one wants to see the Clippers, Warriors, Hawks or even Cavs (save LeBron) in the conference finals. They wanna see the same teams over and over.

Speak for yourself. I'd be content with a Warriors/Cavs Finals. I can't get hurt there.

[Caltex2]

I'm obviously being sarcastic because I'd love to see the Rockets there.

[baseline bum]

Is this what passes for humor among chinks?

[Trainwreck2100]

Is this what passes for humor among chinks?

Have you seen their porn. Its got tentacles and shit.

[Thebesteva]

OP is a faggot

I'll take your word for it. If there is anyone who knows how to sniff out a gay dick its you

[LkrFan]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/674/119/45e.jpg
:lol

[LkrFan]

I'll take your word for it. If there is anyone who knows how to sniff out a gay dick its you:lmao

[Caltex2]

None of the remaining teams in the playoffs have won a title in a combined 208 seasons (188 minus the Rockets and 163 minus the Clippers). The Cavs have been to a few conference finals lately but otherwise the most recent one was in 1997 by the Rockets, who otherwise have only been to 5 between 1977-2014 (you'd think with 4 Finals appearances, it'd be way more). The Clips have never been and the Hawks never have since they've been it took 2 series wins to make it that far.

That's why I joke about how the NBA take sharp measures to get some teams with some pedigree in there.

[Blake]

That's why I joke about how the NBA take sharp measures to get some teams with some pedigree in there.

http://i.imgur.com/oryid.gif

[Kool Bob Love]

anyone who still watches the NBA in 2015 needs to commit that. The league is in horrible shape when you got teams like the clippers, rockets, cavs, atl, and warriors as conterders.

[Clipper Nation]

None of the remaining teams in the playoffs have won a title in a combined 208 seasons (188 minus the Rockets and 163 minus the Clippers). The Cavs have been to a few conference finals lately but otherwise the most recent one was in 1997 by the Rockets, who otherwise have only been to 5 between 1977-2014 (you'd think with 4 Finals appearances, it'd be way more). The Clips have never been and the Hawks never have since they've been it took 2 series wins to make it that far.

That's why I joke about how the NBA take sharp measures to get some teams with some pedigree in there.

If you have to keep explaining the joke...

[Thread]

anyone who still watches the NBA in 2015 needs to commit that. The league is in horrible shape when you got teams like the clippers, rockets, cavs, atl, and warriors as conterders.

Years of symbolism over substance have come home to roost.

[AlexJones]

Years of symbolism over substance have come home to roost.

The 90's WERE symbolism over substance

[AlexJones]

I'll take your word for it. If there is anyone who knows how to sniff out a gay dick its you

Says the guy that went on an "OP is a faggot" tirade after a POTM list

[HemisfairArena]

You guys comparing who knows what a faggot is,,,,,,nice. Just make a Eharmony commercial and be done with it,,,,

[DMC]

OP is cool, Johnny come lately and maybe not even a new face, but he's been cordial which is more than I can say for most of you wanton faggots and harlots.

[Thebesteva]

Says the guy that went on an "OP is a faggot" tirade after a POTM list

Damn man, its 2015 and u guys are still using that one. Also, posting 9 pix saying OP is a faggot isnt melting down, its just a shitty attempt to be funny.

[DJR210]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/674/119/45e.jpg


OP is a faggot


Is this what passes for humor among chinks?


If you have to keep explaining the joke...

:lol

[Jodelo]

Nominated for the worst thread ever.

[Clipper Nation]

Damn man, its 2015 and u guys are still using that one. Also, posting 9 pix saying OP is a faggot isnt melting down, its just a shitty attempt to be funny.
:lol "Nine pictures"
:lol That meltdown went on for at least three pages
:lol "How dare you rank me as the worst poster, Harlem? I'm going to spend three pages calling you a faggot to show how non-butthurt I am!" :cry

[Bulaien999]

The premise of this joke is.... amateur at best

[Thebesteva]

:lol "Nine pictures"
:lol That meltdown went on for at least three pages
:lol "How dare you rank me as the worst poster, Harlem? I'm going to spend three pages calling you a faggot to show how non-butthurt I am!" :cry

CN pls :cry