Avante's town profiled in GQ this month..

[Malik Hairston]

Avante's community has an article in GQ this month, interesting read, tbh..

http://www.gq.com/news-politics/201505/sex-offender-community?currentPage=1

[Avante]

Alright another music thread for Avante ha~~~~~~~~~~~~

Ok, ya got layed off from work, when ya finally (ran out of gas) get home you find your old bulldog Spike deader than a doornail, so ya head to the frig to drown your sorrows with a beer, on the frig ya find this note.....

Dear Asshole

We drank your beer, LOL. me and Tim (your brother) are heading to Texas, fuck you.

You suck

Rita

So ya pour a glass of milk, walk over to the stereo and ............




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FJgwzQeZJI




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5kSGW21IPU




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6THmZnRfGM

[Avante]

So after a few tears ya decide to say fuck it, so ya pack a few things grab your Marine Band harmonica, and head down to the tracks, time to ride them blinds......



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNiMZay1klI



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0eFg12OCHg




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMklHyTYGkw

[Avante]

After a hard night riding the rails ya arrive in a little shit hole south of Fort Worth, hell why not, so ya hop off and head on down that dusty road.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6EUgxcA3VE&feature=related

After a couple miles ya stick out that thumb, yep......


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv6c0012pVQ

Just before it got dark a long black Cadillac convertible pulls up beside you, behind the wheel a tall tan blonde, she smiles and says, "care to join me", you think to yourself "yes, there is a God", so ya grin and jump in, she's listening to some.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhu6zA7dvXM

[AlexJones]

After a hard night riding the rails ya arrive in a little shit hole south of Fort Worth, hell why not, so ya hop off and head on down that dusty road.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6EUgxcA3VE&feature=related

After a couple miles ya stick out that thumb, yep......


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv6c0012pVQ

Just before it got dark a long black Cadillac pulls up beside you, behind the wheel a tall tan blonde, she smiles and says, "care to join me", you think to yourself "yes, there is a God", so ya grin and jump in, she's listening to some.....

You need to be taken behind the woodshed

[Avante]

You need to be taken behind the woodshed

translation

Love it Avante, you got talent. So what do you have to dance to, I'm in that mood.

Me too little man, here ya go.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni70fwIL4sk



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56gpwl6cohc



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi_XLOBDo_Y

[DJR210]

I read online that pedophiles sometimes post a series of shitty music videos as a defense mechanism when cornered about their crimes.

[Avante]

I read online that pedophiles sometimes post a series of shitty music videos as a defense mechanism when cornered about their crimes.

translation

Great stuff there Avante, how about some 1960's rock?

No problem half pint.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt2W3mgekRo

[DJR210]

Wow, another seemingly simple yet edited Avante post. A huge gelatinous mass of uncertainty.

[Avante]

Wow, another seemingly simple yet edited Avante post. A huge gelatinous mass of uncertainty.

translation

So ya post the message then go find the song, got it. So how about something you know a simple little shit like me has never heard, oh yeah, you are "da man".


Here ya go simple little shit.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaMBFGNaYQo

[ChumpDumper]

Translation: Vanilla.

[Avante]

Translation: Vanilla.

translation

While I haven't actually watched any of those videos Avante, I will watch one you pick especially for me, ok big man?

Sure, here ya go dickless.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9jm9HgXyQ&list=PLyET_ZDJrpmS2Yihf97imBK8 be7kRG83U

[ChumpDumper]

translation

While I haven't actually watched any of those videos Avante, I will watch one you pick especially for me, ok big man?

Sure, here ya go dickless.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9jm9HgXyQ&list=PLyET_ZDJrpmS2Yihf97imBK8 be7kRG83UTranslation: more vanilla.

[Clipper Nation]

Wow, another seemingly simple yet edited Avante post. A huge gelatinous mass of uncertainty.
That guilty conscience must be distracting him and causing him to keep fucking up his posts, tbh.

[DJR210]

That guilty conscience must be distracting him and causing him to keep fucking up his posts, tbh.

Exactly.. I can picture that nervous shaking wreck behind his keyboard feverishly defending his sick crimes

[Avante]

That guilty conscience must be distracting him and causing him to keep fucking up his posts, tbh.

Now think little man. I have a video, now concentrate. Could it be I post the message and then go find the video, ya reckon?

[Avante]

Exactly.. I can picture that nervous shaking wreck behind his keyboard feverishly defending his sick crimes

As usual you'd be wrong. All that over there was perfectly 100% legal. So why just make shit up?

Do you simply not get it at all? You honestly think little kids hustled drinks in bars, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn you're dumb. What was the legal age to drink?

[DJR210]

Another defense mechanism.. copious amounts of fake laughter

[Avante]

Another defense mechanism.. copious amounts of fake laughter

I;ll try again....

So you honestly believe they serrved alcohol to 15-16 years old in bars over there, right?

This is off a long list of the drinking age per country.



Mozambique

18

18




Namibia

18

18




Netherlands

18

18




New Zealand

18

18




Nicaragua

18

18




Niger

18

18




Nigeria

18

18




Norway

18, but 20 for spirits defined as 22% ABV

18, but 20 for spirits defined as 22% ABV




Pakistan

Illegal (21 for non-Muslim population)

Illegal (21 for non-Muslim population)




Palau

21

21




Panama

18

18




Papua New Guinea

18

18




Paraguay

20

20




Peru

18

18




Philippines

18

18





Now do you really think a bar hired 15-17 year olds who couldn't hussle drinks? You really that dumb?

Trust me you won't be seeing any country where the drinking age is under 18.

So tell me stupid what the fuck are you talking about?

[Brazil]

:lmao just read in diagonal, there is a guy named Glenn :lol

[apalisoc_9]

:lmao

[ChumpDumper]

a long listThis is a surprise.