El Tri 2015 Summer thread: Gold Cup, Copa America, transfers, and laughing at the MLS

[TheGreatYacht]

Germany...


http://youtu.be/RfFBnoCL2qU

[FkLA]

Who's troll are you brah? :lol

[TheGreatYacht]

Who's troll are you brah? :lol
Nobody's. I think on my own. You still holding on to Harlem's pocket? :lol

[TheGreatYacht]

Road to Copa America:

• May 30th vs Guatemala (3-0 Win)
• June 3rd vs Peru
• June 7th vs Brazil

[ElNono]

Rafa Marquez still playing for el Tri, tbh? That's the last time I remember them being good...

[TheGreatYacht]

Rafa Marquez still playing for el Tri, tbh? That's the last time I remember them being good...
Yes, he'll be in the Copa America team but played the other day against Juventus so he couldn't be there today. Wish he was in the Gold Cup squad with Hector Moreno and Diego Reyes in the back though..

[IronMaxipad]

:lol MLS

[TheGreatYacht]

Chicharito scoring goals in Real Madrid...

Dempsey scoring goals with the Sounders :lol

[Kyle Orton]

Chicharito scoring goals in Real Madrid...

Dempsey scoring goals with the Sounders :lol
2-0

let the butthurt flow through you

[Phenomanul]

Without Jack Warner's meddling influence on CONCACAF matters (now that he's been arrested for FIFA corruption) will the GOLD CUP be played on Mexican soil some time in the future... By default the tournament has been played in the US for the past 15-20 years. Not necessarily a crutch for el Tri, given the quantity of Mexicans in attendance at U.S. venues but you'd never see a "Dos a Cero" score play out against Mexicans on their turf. This would be critical because THEN you could send your A-Squad to Copa América and field your B-Squad at home to maximize el Tri's chances at both tournaments.

[Phenomanul]

and before anyone asks... it was always about the money --> that's why CONCACAF has fielded most GOLD CUP tournaments on U.S. soil.

[Kyle Orton]

I got tickets to Mexico Argentina at cowboys stadium in September. Ready to chant fuck be@ner chants and watch messi (GOD) shit on that shit country

:lol be@ners

[TheGreatYacht]

I got tickets to Mexico Argentina at cowboys stadium in September. Ready to chant fuck be@ner chants and watch messi (GOD) shit on that shit country

:lol be@ners
Alex Morgan married a be@ner

:lol H!cks

[IronMaxipad]

I got tickets to Mexico Argentina at cowboys stadium in September. Ready to chant fuck be@ner chants and watch messi (GOD) shit on that shit country

:lol be@ners
:lol hopefully you don't get beheaded.

[scott]

and before anyone asks... it was always about the money --> that's why CONCACAF has fielded most GOLD CUP tournaments on U.S. soil.

Mexico doesn't even play their own home friendlies in Mexico... it's pretty obvious why the Gold Cup is held in the US.

[Phenomanul]

Mexico doesn't even play their own home friendlies in Mexico... it's pretty obvious why the Gold Cup is held in the US.

Racketeering by FMF officials working within the limits of their influence to line their own pockets... this we know. That said, even they know that a Gold Cup tournament held in Mexico, would yield a certain default winner<-- That is what CONCACAF officials tried to prevent "almost "religiously" - those working within the influence of Warner's meddling..

[Phenomanul]

That's all I'm trying to point out.

[TheGreatYacht]

Road to Copa America:


• May 30th vs Guatemala (3-0 Win)
• June 3rd vs Peru (1-1 Tie)
• June 7th vs Brazil

[ElNono]

No se pudo... :cry

[TheGreatYacht]

No se pudo... :cry
:lmao

[FlAVaK]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2h_vPQ-bdM

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao four men down :wow


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEyqtTg2p3A

"choke a referee" :lol

[TheGreatYacht]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2h_vPQ-bdM

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao four men down :wow


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEyqtTg2p3A

"choke a referee" :lol
:lol MLS
:lol Clit Dempsey
:lol Poortland
:lol D-League quality

[TheGreatYacht]

Holy shit. The dream is finally here... Never thought I'd see those three upfront together :wow

614454938614276097

[TheGreatYacht]

First we lose Rafa Marquez for Copa America, and now it might be Chicha :cry

POS Hondureños indios

[TheGreatYacht]

Damn. So Piojo might get sacked for punching somebody....

[TheGreatYacht]

Bielsa has quit his job at Marseille...

Game over for Germany if he comes to MX :wow

[TheGreatYacht]

Not bias over here, tbh..

[ElNono]

Bielsa sells smoke and mirrors, tbh... hope you dodge that bullet, tbh

[IronMaxipad]

I like smoke and mirrors..

Bielsa come thro pls ��

[TheGreatYacht]

I like smoke and mirrors..

Bielsa come thro pls ��
I agree. I'll take two of whatever that guy is selling :worthy:

[Venti Quattro]

631621796429627392

[TheGreatYacht]

631621796429627392
:wow

Better than the shitty candidates we have right now, tbh!

[Phenomanul]

As a player perhaps... don't know about his coaching acumen...

[TheGreatYacht]

Tuca didn't call up the Dos Santos brothers and Ochoa :bang

[IronMaxipad]

Tecatito and Layun to Porto.

5 Mexicans at porto now

Herrera
Gudino
Tecatito
Layun
Govea (porto b)

[TheGreatYacht]

Tecatito and Layun to Porto.

5 Mexicans at porto now

Herrera
Gudino
Tecatito
Layun
Govea (porto b)
And Diego Reyes is on loan, so I'd say he counts* :lol

[TheGreatYacht]

Definitely copping a Tecatito kit, gotta thank them. Porto is great at developing players tbh

[ElNono]

Great start for Tuca, tbh... :lol

[TheGreatYacht]

Tuca had plumbers and roofers out there.. Wait until the dream team play the midgets this Tuesday

Trinidad & Tobago: Ascending, tbh. Better than 90% of shitty Copa America teams

[ElNono]

Trinidad & Tobago: Ascending, tbh.

:lmao

[TheGreatYacht]

:lmao
They're better than Vatican City

[ElNono]

They're better than Vatican City

But could they beat the 70's Brazil? Getafe could, tbh...

[TheGreatYacht]

But could they beat the 70's Brazil? Getafe could, tbh...
:lmao

[IronMaxipad]

Fuckin Moi that was just sad seeing his fat ass lunge for the ball and come up so short.. pinche torta :lmao

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkRZGToCEAAcFwT.jpg

[TheGreatYacht]

Fuckin Moi that was just sad seeing his fat ass lunge for the ball and come up so short.. pinche torta :lmao

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkRZGToCEAAcFwT.jpg
If it was a taco de barbacoa, he would've caught it tbh

[SAtown]

Mexico lineups

Munoz; Layun, Reyes, Marquez, Moreno, Aguilar; Jimenez, Guardado, Herrera; Chicharito, Peralta

Cheech pls :cry :cry :cry

[lefty]

Mexico lineups

Munoz; Layun, Reyes, Marquez, Moreno, Aguilar; Jimenez, Guardado, Herrera; Chicharito, Peralta

Cheech pls :cry :cry :cry

He listened

[SAtown]

Fat Munoz looking like a PES gk there WTF

[lefty]

^
:lol

[SAtown]

lefty, Milan :cry :cry

BTW Chicharito reminds me of a lot of this guy

http://www.udine20.it/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/inzaghi-3.jpg






http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/003/532/519/hi-res-4989d54b3bcdea7d9ee05ff3646d4bbe_crop_north.jpg?w= 630&h=420&q=75




Same types of tap in goals, same extreme goal celebrations

[lefty]

lefty, Milan :cry :cry

BTW Chicharito reminds me of a lot of this guy

http://www.udine20.it/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/inzaghi-3.jpg






http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/003/532/519/hi-res-4989d54b3bcdea7d9ee05ff3646d4bbe_crop_north.jpg?w= 630&h=420&q=75




Same types of tap in goals, same extreme goal celebrations
Fuck both of them TBH :


http://u.goal.com/176500/176554hp2.jpg
http://www.uefa.com/MultimediaFiles/Photo/3rdParties/FordClassics%28UCL%29/01/51/52/49/1515249_w2.jpg

[SAtown]

^

I have det jersey, but not van basten. Best goal ever tho

[lefty]

^

I have det jersey, but not van basten. Best goal ever tho
:cry Mediolanum jerseys


His goal against RMAO was nice too, best goal scored with the head ever

[SAtown]

Fucking hand ball

[SAtown]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

Flopping faggots all game, won't work!

[SAtown]

http://thechristianmanifesto.com/loudbrand/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/jesus_facepalm.jpg

[SAtown]

:cry :cry :cry

[TheGreatYacht]

Boutta fuck a white girl to celebrate fam

[lefty]

MannyIsGod :lol

[IronMaxipad]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRAdfrHUAAEKGWY.jpg

[TheGreatYacht]

The next Hugo Sanchez could be lost during this horrible Hurricane... Be safe my people

[SAtown]

Mexico 2-3 Nigeria right now in U-17 WC semis. Good game but looks like shit goalkeeping will continue to be the future of Mexico

[TheGreatYacht]

Mexico 2-3 Nigeria right now in U-17 WC semis. Good game but looks like shit goalkeeping will continue to be the future of Mexico
Mexico has Gudiño, and under Casillas in Porto will be great for him. He's 6'5 so no more midgets (Perez, Ochoa, Campos, Corona)

The GK from today was probably the worst I've seen in a long time.. And he was born in the US.

What Mexico will never have is an above average back line. I mean, Marquez' mummy is still playing for the NT :lol and I heard Osorio is thinking about switching Layun and Aguilar sides :lmao