200 Pounds of Twisted Railroad Steel

[DJR210]

http://toco.distractify.com/postimage/201506/2/d70f4717dad853511f0ac5ef60ce1b85_650x.jpg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFCvPrzj4BU

[Avante]

Here I am on prom night 1968.



http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/scotthall/15.jpg

[Pauly D]

if he's 6'7 then the man must be a 7 footer

Am I missing something here?

[m>s]

Here I am on prom night 1968.



http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/scotthall/15.jpg

is that when he was the diamond stud or whatever before razor Ramon?

[Clipper Nation]

Here I am on prom night 1968.

http://i.imgur.com/UMnzip1.jpg

FIFY

[DMC]

Here I am on prom night 1968.



https://www.colourbox.com/preview/5895202-elegant-fat-man-in-a-bow-tie-pointing.jpg

[DJR210]

I started this thread to have an an engaging conversation about muscular kangaroos, and of course the old faggot derails it with his troll faggotry.. some people have nothing better to do than follow people around and hump legs.

[Avante]

I started this thread to have an an engaging conversation about muscular kangaroos, and of course the old faggot derails it with his troll faggotry.. some people have nothing better to do than follow people around and hump legs.

You are another simpleton caught up in Avantemania and it's obvious to see. Everyone knows I'm the daddy of....275 pounds of twisted railroad steel.

You will be hearing from my lawyers, we do have patent laws ya know.

[Avante]

DMC

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/b/bullcurry/01.jpg

[Silver&Black]

I started this thread to have an an engaging conversation about muscular kangaroos, and of course the old faggot derails it with his troll faggotry.. some people have nothing better to do than follow people around and hump legs.

:lol You fucking liar

This thread has served the purpose for which it was actually intended. You win...even with the blatant sarcasm.

[Avante]

:lol You fucking liar

This thread has served the purpose for which it was actually intended. You win...even with the blatant sarcasm.

Actually all these freaks with these...AVANTE....threads lose. All they do is show how much they need their Avante fix.

I'm used to it.

I really like this band.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAi306iIIqI

[Avante]

20 Man Battle Royal

"Iron" Mike Tyson (bare knuckles)
Brock Lesnar
J.J.Watt
The Warlord
Goldberg
Bill Kazmeir
Paul Anderson
Dick Butkus
Mark Henry
Ted Arcidi
George Foreman (bare knuckles)
Batista
The Roadwarriors
The Barbarian
Jeep Swenson
Lawrence Taylor
Brusier Brody
Muhammad Ali (bare knuckles)
Kurt Angle

[RicFlair]

20 Man Battle Royal

"Iron" Mike Tyson (bare knuckles)
Brock Lesnar
J.J.Watt
The Warlord
Goldberg
Bill Kazmeir
Paul Anderson
Dick Butkus
Mark Henry
Ted Arcidi
George Foreman (bare knuckles)
Batista
The Roadwarriors
The Barbarian
Jeep Swenson
Lawrence Taylor
Brusier Brody
Muhammad Ali (bare knuckles)
Kurt Angle

I'd kick all their asses. Whooooooooo!!!

[Pauly D]

I started this thread to have an an engaging conversation about muscular kangaroos, and of course the old faggot derails it with his troll faggotry.. some people have nothing better to do than follow people around and hump legs.

I don't blame him as much as the fucking idiots who actually play into his cutesy little games cause it's spoon fed to them. Just stop fucking replying to him

[cantthinkofanything]

Here I am on prom night 1968.


Who did you take this year? Becky from Algebra? Or did you go full perv and take one of Judy's charges?

[DJR210]

I don't blame him as much as the fucking idiots who actually play into his cutesy little games cause it's spoon fed to them. Just stop fucking replying to him

Do you think you could outlift the kangaroo? I know you're probably gonna have the edge on curls with your jackoff arm, but just straight bench..

[Pauly D]

Who did you take this year? Becky from Algebra? Or did you go full perv and take one of Judy's charges?

Perfect example of my above post. SHUT THE FUCK UP


Do you think you could outlift the kangaroo? I know you're probably gonna have the edge on curls with your jackoff arm, but just straight bench..

Tbh curls are probably the only thing he could beat me on. Those pics are misleading. When the guy walked up to him I couldn't even tell the kangaroo was big

[RD2191]

You are another simpleton caught up in Avantemania and it's obvious to see. Everyone knows I'm the daddy of....275 pounds of twisted railroad steel.

You will be hearing from my lawyers, we do have patent laws ya know.
:lol

[Avante]

Who did you take this year? Becky from Algebra? Or did you go full perv and take one of Judy's charges?

Do you think at all, ya don't do ya stupid?

So I'm married to Judy who has a daycare business, She doesn't take anyone over 10. But, I'm still in HS, right? And, I ask a 10 year old to go to the prom, something the kids parents would be cool with....right?

Is this one dumb fuck or what?

[SupremeGuy]

20 Man Battle Royal

"Iron" Mike Tyson (bare knuckles)
Brock Lesnar
J.J.Watt
The Warlord
Goldberg
Bill Kazmeir
Paul Anderson
Dick Butkus
Mark Henry
Ted Arcidi
George Foreman (bare knuckles)
Batista
The Roadwarriors
The Barbarian
Jeep Swenson
Lawrence Taylor
Brusier Brody
Muhammad Ali (bare knuckles)
Kurt AngleSize of the ring?

[pgardn]

Size of the ring?

Australia.

[SupremeGuy]

Australia.Then there's only one logical winner...

http://toco.distractify.com/postimage/201506/2/d70f4717dad853511f0ac5ef60ce1b85_650x.jpg

[Avante]

Size of the ring?

Two rings side by size, the winners of each ring meet in the final match.

[Avante]

The All Time greatest card in Pro Rasslin' History.

Main Event

Lou Thesz vs Bruno Sammartino

Semi Main

The Roadwarriors vs Dick the Brusier & Crusher Lisowski

Special Attraction

Hulk Hogan vs "Nature Boy" Ric Flair

Prelims

Verne Gagne vs "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers

Fred Blassie vs Killer Kowalski

"Superstar" Billy Graham vs Goldberg

Dusty Rhodes vs Harley Race

Antonio Rocca vs Edouard Carpentier

The Sheik vs Fritz Von Erich

[pgardn]

Two rings side by size

side by size...

Interesting dimensions.
Jesus Christ.


Well hell, he wrote two at least.

[Avante]

side by size...

Interesting dimensions.
Jesus Christ.


Well hell, he wrote two at least.

You can always tell the queers, they get off on spelling errors.

[Avante]

More things only I can do.

The Black Rasslers.

Rocky Johnson
Iceman King Parsons
Koko B.Ware
Rufus R. Jones
Tiger Conway
Thunderbolt Patterson
Dory Dixon
Ahmad Johnson
Booker T
Stevie Ray
Tony "Mr.USA" Atlas
Ron Simmons
Ernie Ladd
Mabel
Kamala
Bobby Lashley
Savannah Jack
Junkyard Dog
Bobo Brazil
Sweet Daddy Siki
The Rock
Sailor Art Thomas
Shaska Whatley
Bearcat Wright
Big E,Langston
Mark Henry
Kofi Kingston
Too Cold Scorpio
Shag Thomas
Luther Lindsey
Earl "Mr.Universe" Maynard

[DJR210]

Miserable old faggot. Wow. Hope I'm dead by 40.

[Avante]

Miserable old faggot. Wow. Hope I'm dead by 40.

I hope you're dead by morning ya fucking freak.

Here ya go faggot.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iJXD-MPWiM

[Avante]

The German Rasslers

Fritz Von Erich
Waldo Von Erich
The Von Stroheims
The Von Brauners
The Von Stigers
Karl Von Brock
Karl Von Hess
Otto Von Krupp
Horst Hoffman
Baron Von Rachscke
Hans Herman

[DJR210]

I hope you're dead by morning ya fucking freak.

:lol

[DJR210]

I hope you're dead by morning ya fucking freak.

Here ya go faggot.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iJXD-MPWiM

That trash is weak. Boring, weak, no talents with a bunch of fans too stupid to know any better.. this is some real shit..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaxXU1dvggU

[Avante]

Rasslin' critters

Moose Cholak
Gorilla Monsoon
Tiger Conway
Bull Curry
Bearcat Wright
The Cheetah Kid
Elephant Boy
Mad Dog Vachon
Don Eagle
Jake "Snake" Roberts

[Avante]

That trash is weak. Boring, weak, no talents with a bunch of fans too stupid to know any better.. this is some real shit..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaxXU1dvggU

Hey stupid, that is all they had back then.

That video was cool if ya like cartoons and tumbling. Gymnastics...yawwwwwwwwn.

[Dick the Bruiser]

Rasslin' critters

Moose Cholak
Gorilla Monsoon
Tiger Conway
Bull Curry
Bearcat Wright
The Cheetah Kid
Elephant Boy
Mad Dog Vachon
Don Eagle
Jake "Snake" Roberts

Meh.....

[Avante]

Meh.....

Dick the Brusier (Affis) was an x-Green Bay Packer.

NCAA/Pro footballers and pro rasslin'

From West Texas State

Dusty Rhodes
"Dirty" Dick Murdoch
Tito Santana
Brusier Brody
Stan "Lariat" Hansen
Dory Funk Jr.
Terry Funk
Ted Dibiase
Tully Blanchard
Blackjack Mullighan

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Ron Simmons FSU
Roman Reigns Georgia Tech
The Rock Miami
Paul "Mr.Wonderful" Orndorf Tampa
Bill Watts Oklahoma
Slyvester Ritter (Junkyard Dog) Fayetteville State

Pro football

Danny Spivey Falcons
Leon White (Big Van Vader) Rams
Leo "The Lion" Nomellini Niners
Wahoo McDaneils Jets
Fritz Von Erich Oilers
Brian Pillman Bengals
Tom Pritchard Oilers
Don Manoukian Raiders
Bill Goldberg Falcons
"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan Falcons
Ernie Ladd Chargers/Chiefs

[ChumpDumper]

That roo would kick all their asses.

[Avante]

I got into pro rasslin' at around 8, my granny was a big fan. Grew up watching Fred Blassie back before he became a blond. Ray Stevens who had just left the Shire brothers. I was into Wrestling Revue Magazine, that kept me breast of what was going on in other parts of the country other than Cali.

I am just as into the historical aspects of that weird biz as I am track,football, music.

So if anyone needs to know anything about it, here I am.

Youtube is full of classic matchs but done any biggerer than....

Lou Thesz vs Verne Gagne

The only match bigger would have been Thesz vs Sammartino but that never happened.


Thesz vs Gagne


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvv1wvegguA

This a very big deal in the history of the sport. For the little kids out there more into tumbling/gymnastics it's not for you.

[Avante]

Let me explain something to the ignorance out there.

Imagine if a punch was a big deal. A gouge to the eyes...HUGE!!!!!! When rasslin' was like that it was so much more...interesting....than what we see today. I know...zooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Buddy Mignon]

You all are a bunch of nerds. It starts and ends with my nigga, THE NATURE BOY!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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[Buddy Mignon]

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[Avante]

O1Wc62W70a8

Flair was great, just not an original.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqIHV0m29FU

[Buddy Mignon]

Luva vs Avante... real talk.

QhxeNcaMGkU

[Avante]

Luva vs Avante... real talk.

QhxeNcaMGkU

I'm in the t-shirt, you're in the ball cap, real real talk.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfBppeD550o&feature=related

[pgardn]

You can always tell the queers, they get off on spelling errors.

Side by side...

He asked for size you twisted old twig, it's more than spelling.

[Avante]

Side by side...

He asked for size you twisted old twig, it's more than spelling.

Hey stupid, once you put 20 guys in...TWO....rings, (yep,10 in each) the size of...ONE...ring doesn't matter anymore.

You honestly didn't pick up on that? You cannot be this fucking stupid.

[Avante]

I guess the real attraction on this board is how I can use but a fraction of my brain and totally rule.

Nobody appears to really know anything in depth.

[ChumpDumper]

You make lists of things no one gives a shit about.

[Avante]

You make lists of things no one gives a shit about.

translation

Avante, how do you do that? Damn!!!! How about those rasslers who played in the movies?

No problem leg humper.

Mike Mazurki...you've seen him a 1000 times.
Lenny Montana...the big guy in The Godfather
Jude Gene LeBell
Hard Boiled Haggarty
Mil Mascaras
The Rock
Edge
The Miz
John Cena
Triple H
Stonecold Steve Austin
Kevin Nash
Professor Taru Tanaka
Batista
Ox Baker
George "Animal" Steele

[pgardn]

Hey stupid, once you put 20 guys in...TWO....rings, (yep,10 in each) the size of...ONE...ring doesn't matter anymore.

You honestly didn't pick up on that? You cannot be this fucking stupid.



What size are the two rings retard?

Do you realize one 40 x 40 "ring" has twice the surface of two 20 x 20 rings?
Fckn math was not around during the Civil War I guess.

[DJR210]

You make lists of things no one gives a shit about.

[Avante]

What size are the two rings retard?

Do you realize one 40 x 40 "ring" has twice the surface of two 20 x 20 rings?
Fckn math was not around during the Civil War I guess.

Why try and talk about things you know...0...about?

Two rings side by side in a battle royal is an old idea, just new to a dummy like you.

[ChumpDumper]

translation

Avante, how do you do that? Damn!!!! How about those rasslers who played in the movies?

No problem leg humper.

Mike Mazurki...you've seen him a 1000 times.
Lenny Montana...the big guy in The Godfather
Jude Gene LeBell
Hard Boiled Haggarty
Mil Mascaras
The Rock
Edge
The Miz
John Cena
Triple H
Stonecold Steve Austin
Kevin Nash
Professor Taru Tanaka
Batista
Ox Baker
George "Animal" SteeleHey, a list no one gives a shit about.

Post another list/video no one gives a shit about.

I command you.

[pgardn]

Why try and talk about things you know...0...about?

Two rings side by side in a battle royal is an old idea, just new to a dummy like you.

A poster asked what size ring you old Batallac!

What SIZE, not how many.
Fckn idiot.

[Avante]

Hey, a list no one gives a shit about.

Post another list/video no one gives a shit about.

I command you.

translation

That's amazing, here I just hump legs bugging everyone, how do you do that? How about the brother tagteams? Real or imagined.


No problem nut licker.


Eddie and Jerry Graham
Red and Lou Bastien
Joe and Guy Brunetti
Jimmy and Johnny Valiant
Sputnik and Rocket Monroe
Jack and Jerry Briscoe
Art and Stan Neilson
Crusher and Stan Lisowski
Jack and Jim Dalton
Jackie and Don Fargo
Kurt and Karl Von Brauner
Kerry and Kevin Von Erich
Roy and Ray Shires
Karol and Ivan Kalmikoff
Mad Dog and Butcher Vachon
Paul and Jos LeDuc

[ChumpDumper]

translation

That's amazing, here I just hump legs bugging everyone, how do you do that? How about the gret brother tagteams? Real or imagined.


No problem nut licker.


Eddie and Jerry Graham
Red and Lou Bastien
Joe and Guy Brunetti
Jimmy and Johnny Valiant
Sputnik and Rocket Monroe
Jack and Jerry Briscoe
Art and Stan Neilson
Kurt and Karl Von Brauner
Kerry and Kevin Von Erich
Roy and Ray Shires
Karol and Ivan Kalmikoff
Mad Dog and Butcher Vachon
Paul and Jos LeDucNo one gives a shit.

But you are very obedient.

Now post another list/video no one gives a shit about.

I command you once again.

[Avante]

No one gives a shit.

But you are very obedient.

Now post another list/video no one gives a shit about.

I command you once again.

translation

WOW~~~~~ Like a machine. That is amazing.
Avante, how about the Injuns?


Piece of cat cock sucker.

Chief Big Heart
Tanaka
Don Eagle
Billy White Wolf
Wahoo McDaneil
Jay Strongbow
Billy Red Cloud

[ChumpDumper]

translation

WOW~~~~~ Like a machine. That is amazing.
Avante, how about the Injuns?


Piece of cat cock sucker.

Chief Big Heart
Tanaka
Don Eagle
Billy White Wolf
Wahoo McDaneil
Jay Strongbow
Billy Red CloudNo one gives a shit.

But since you enjoy serving me so slavishly, post another list/video no one gives a shit about.

I command you.

[Avante]

No one gives a shit.

But since you enjoy serving me so slavishly, post another list/video no one gives a shit about.

I command you.

As we have noticed this queer never has a clue how badly he gets trolled by everyone. He never sees it at all, wow!!!!!!!!!

I;m guessing breeding.

[ChumpDumper]

As we have noticed this queer never has a clue how badly he gets trolled by everyone. He never sees it at all, wow!!!!!!!!!

I;m guessing breeding.Did you see yourself getting trolled?

[Avante]

Did you see yourself getting trolled?

Trust me on this one faggot, I don't go looking for anyone, they come looking for me, now think ya stupid fuck.

[ChumpDumper]

Trust me on this one faggot, I don't go looking for anyone, they come looking for me, now think ya stupid fuck.So did you see yourself getting trolled?

[Avante]

So did you see yourself getting trolled?

Did ya see yourself being used so I could show off, which is what I use your dumb ass for.

You're lonely aren't ya? You must live a pretty fucked up life, huh?

92 thousand posts and you have never said anything anyone cared about, wow!

I'm suppose to be ignoring you, I forgot all about that, that's because nobody pays any attention to you, retard.

[RD2191]

Trust me on this one faggot, I don't go looking for anyone, they come looking for me, now think ya stupid fuck.
:lmao

[ChumpDumper]

Did ya see yourself being used so I could show off, which is what I use your dumb ass for.But no one gives a shit. I just know I can make you post lists and YouTubes at my whim.


You're lonely aren't ya? You must live a pretty fucked up life, huh?No, are you lonely?


92 thousand posts and you have never said anything anyone cared about, wow!Sure I have. You're caring right now.


I'm suppose to be ignoring you, I forgot all about, that's because nobody pays any attention to you, retard.But you've been paying attention all along.

Why don't you realize that?

[Avante]

Is that sad to see or what? Poor little guy.

[ChumpDumper]

Is that sad to see or what? Poor little guy.Eventually I make you say that too.

Then I make you declare your intent to ignore me for the next X number of months or forever even.

Then a few days later I troll you all over again.

Why don't you realize this?

[Buddy Mignon]

Flair was great, just not an original.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqIHV0m29FU


You just keep catching my farts, don't you. From Muhammad Ali to Ric Flair to Hogan... they all stole for The Gorgeous One.

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[Buddy Mignon]

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[Avante]

You just keep catching my farts, don't you. From Muhammad Ali to Ric Flair to Hogan... they all stole for The Gorgeous One.

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Now tell me who influensed Mr. Wagner? Also tell me what Woody Strode was famous for?