Spurs 2015 Playoff Haikus

[MultiTroll]

Patty raining treys
Porker looks like a bacon
Pop dismiss Patty

[dabom]

LOL

[MultiTroll]

Spurs ahead 3 - 2
Home game for coach Greg Pop
Doc act much smarter

[Silver&Black]

Spurs ahead 3 - 2
Home game for coach Popovich
Doc act much smarter

FIFY

[TXstbobcat]

Spurs chance to repeat
Ass raped by Paul and clippers
Hope Tim will return

[MultiTroll]

Spur open for shot
dribble dribble dribble -clank!
Bacon Man ignores

[Sean Cagney]

Spur open for shot
dribble dribble dribble -clank!
Bacon Man ignores

Shhhhhhhhhhhit even when he passed it to them and they shot it they would miss in that series.

[Silver&Black]

Spurs chance to repeat
Ass raped by Paul and clippers
Hope Tim will return

Very well done sir...

[gambit1990]

offseason haiku:
trade tony parker
please, please, please, please, please, please, please
let's keep danny green

[Sean Cagney]

offseason haiku:
trade tony parker
please, please, please, please, please, please, please
let's keep danny green
I have asked this a million times in here since some keep on saying it, who at this point is going to trade for a aging PG who had the year he had last year? What would you get for him in return? NOT near value so why trade him? Nobody will take on that contract and he is not an attractive trade piece at this point, so trade him for nothing basically and then start who at PG all year?

[gambit1990]

I have asked this a million times in here since some keep on saying it, who at this point is going to trade for a aging PG who had the year he had last year? What would you get for him in return? NOT near value so why trade him? Nobody will take on that contract and he is not an attractive trade piece at this point, so trade him for nothing basically and then start who at PG all year?
no contract is untradable. and i'm not even looking for equal value. idk how nba economics work but i'm looking to trade parker mostly to dump his salary so we can retain green. green is the best 3 & d player in the league, bar none. he's of more value to us because: of his services, he's younger, and can be had for less than what parker will be making.

as for who i'd start over tony: shved, calderon, even mills.

and we'd still have room for aldrige/gasol.

[Vic Petro]

Lots of blame to spread
New Orleans loss ruined it
Just wasn't our year

[Vic Petro]

Pop is too loyal
Tony Parker is too fat
Spurfan is too spoiled

[21209]

Paul hits game-winner
Timekeeping conspiracy
Spurs season is done

[bigfan]

Blew one game with Pels
woulda coulda shoulda won
use brains next year

[UZER]

Parker hurt all year
Rest can help him heal those pains
Still, will play for France

[hooperflash]

Count to five.

[MultiTroll]

Foul call on Timmy
Final play ref stops timer
Balmer drills Silver

[Sean Cagney]

no contract is untradable. and i'm not even looking for equal value. idk how nba economics work but i'm looking to trade parker mostly to dump his salary so we can retain green. green is the best 3 & d player in the league, bar none. he's of more value to us because: of his services, he's younger, and can be had for less than what parker will be making.

as for who i'd start over tony: shved, calderon, even mills.

and we'd still have room for aldrige/gasol.
They are probably not signing a Max FA anyways so that would leave room to bring Green back unless someone offers him a VERY high contract and in the case he is gone. What does Green have to do with Parker, does he replace him? One is a PG as I said the other a SG. I think his contract is untradable right now after last year, who would want him after that season? Is his contract attractive at that age and the way he played? No. What would you get in return? Not much.


Alridge and Gasol right now are speculation and a dream at this point in time, wait until one comes and then cross that bridge. I would not get my hopes up like some of you are in here, you might be let down and this might be a typical Spurs offseason where they get some role players and re sign who they already have.


Mills is not a starting PG in this league, he is a SG in a PG's body and undersized. Calderon is good but is he a FA? I would not mind him on the team. You would need a starting PG if you traded Tony and I don't know of the FA class right now but what is on the team now is a bunch of back ups and none can start through a whole season at the PG slot. Cojo is also a FA so he is not guaranteed to come back by any means.

[barbacoataco]

Losing
Oh how it sucks
But only ...
But only ...

[exstatic]

Losing
Oh how it sucks
But only ...
But only ...

#haikufail

[Sean Cagney]

Parker hurt all year
Rest can help him heal those pains
Still, will play for France
Yep, should be even more worn down and slower next season if that is possible. Maybe he loses weight though?

[cd021]

no contract is untradable. and i'm not even looking for equal value. idk how nba economics work but i'm looking to trade parker mostly to dump his salary so we can retain green. green is the best 3 & d player in the league, bar none. he's of more value to us because: of his services, he's younger, and can be had for less than what parker will be making.

as for who i'd start over tony: shved, calderon, even mills.

and we'd still have room for aldrige/gasol.

We don't need to shed salary to keep Green. Parker for Calderon would actually be a pretty good trade. Knicks need a PG and its classic Knicks to go for a "big name". Calderon is an excellent shooter and still a good play maker.

[MultiTroll]

Exit interview
"I would like a vacation"
Drag team down with me

[Budkin]

Dropped last must win game
Still should have beaten Clippers
Shit bed in game 6

[rudwick]

All year played like bums
Tried to rise up in the end
Torched by Paul on fire

[DMC]

I have asked this a million times in here since some keep on saying it, who at this point is going to trade for a aging PG who had the year he had last year? What would you get for him in return? NOT near value so why trade him? Nobody will take on that contract and he is not an attractive trade piece at this point, so trade him for nothing basically and then start who at PG all year?
Spurs would, but we have one already.

[DMC]

5 guys on the floor
Tony Parker at 5 guys
Tony on the floor

[Sean Cagney]

Spurs would, but we have one already.
Ahhhhhhhhh, you came up with a scenario where someone would trade for him, but they already have him in uni!

I would hope they would not make a lateral move like that BTW, their FO is usually pretty good at making moves.

[apalisoc_9]

5 guys on the floor
Tony Parker at 5 guys
Tony on the floor

:lmao

[21209]

Timmy was superb
Tony and Kawhi were not
repeat was denied

[Budkin]

5 guys on the floor
Tony Parker at 5 guys
Tony on the floor

#winner

[cantthinkofanything]

Parker sucks oh yeah
dogs cats fish birds Parker sucks
Fuck shit Parker sucks

[MultiTroll]

Tim wants Title 6
Pop instead wants Porker slab
Golden Cavs say "Thank you."

[The Reckoning]

Spurs try to spread floor
Parker assists to Parker
Kawhi goes fishing

[Budkin]

Ball goes to Parker
Now Dribble Dribble Dribble
Dubs in the Finals

[TXstbobcat]

Wanted Spurs repeat
greatful for Spurs fifth title
next year number six

[MultiTroll]

How does Pop repeat?
Maybe he does Google search.
Answer not in brain.

[Blake]

Spurs win 5 titles
Spurs out in first round this year
Pop haters unite

[MultiTroll]

Blake likes 5 inches
Inserted deep in bunghole
By mr Greg Pop

[Blake]

Fabbs getting all mad
Thinks clowning him means pop love
L o L gay porn

[MultiTroll]

Blake tries the mad card
Old, stale, uncreative Chump
Keeps the bar lowest

[SASdynasty!]

Kawhi as the man
13 makes 44 shots
Games 5-7

[SASdynasty!]

Parker V Kawhi
4 times more championships
[Error] more All-Stars

[MultiTroll]

Kawhi as the man
13 makes 44 shots
Games 5-7
When one gets the ball
Matters much, importance high
Porker disruptive