Kobe Bryant has the perfect 3-word response to haters

[Koolaid_Man]

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If Kobe brought that sort of posting to ST, he would be made fun of more than Kool and Luva combined.

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& that's exactly what Media feared 5 years and a lifetime ago. Boston there would have plunged us down into the shit again. Not as deep as May of '85, but, deep. We'd a been once more Boston's punk. '09 woulda been sloughed off, held as meaningless in the back wash of a Celtic's victory a year later. Media saw it all, and kept quiet. Myself as well, I saw it, shook in my booties. WTF could I do? I pulled the blankets over my head and took constant updates from Luva Central. Sure, it turned out aces, but, it was a seminal moment in Laker history. No Jean, no money. No Fish, no ring. Kobe was off the fuckin' rails. All four wheels off type. Fish got him back up on rails, pushed him a stout and he settled back and got his 1st & only 5th. Made him in that instant. Media grumbled and stalked off denied their pound of flesh. Sure, they coulda indicted Pierce for the vow about not returning to California, but, then they'd a had to indict the Spurs for selling their shit 3 years later.

Good Sabbath.

[JohnnyMax]

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^That's his 2nd 5th.

Kobe has 1 5th.

[Medvedenko]

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^That's his 2nd 5th.

Kobe has 1 5th.

He's got 3 of em.

1st was when LA landed Malone and Payton and handed the LOB over to Detroit

2nd was when Truth decided to take a ride in that wheelchair before embarrassing the Lakers in that closeout game

3rd was when Phil, Artest and MVPau carried him kicking and screaming to the 'ship

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He's got 3 of em.

1st was when LA landed Malone and Payton and handed the LOB over to Detroit

2nd was when Truth decided to take a ride in that wheelchair before embarrassing the Lakers in that closeout game

3rd was when Phil, Artest and MVPau carried him kicking and screaming to the 'ship

Hey, dummy, they were selling your shit. They never sold our shit.

You have a 2nd 5th.

Kobe has 1 5th.

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Hey, dummy, they were selling your shit. They never sold our shit.

You have a 2nd 5th.

Kobe has 1 5th.

that unsold shit.....it goes to Africa....AFRICA cub! Can you imagine how classy Duncan is sticking it to the capitalists and and interdicting the swag to the neediest peoples.