Trying To Imagine Owning A City and My Wife Leaving Me For A Jump Off Male Stripper

[Koolaid_Man]

Man....if I owned a whole fucking city...was THE MAN in that city....how would I feel if my bitch left me for an illegal alien Jump- off....one that fucking stripped for a living....just trying to imagine that happening to me....and not only leaving me in my own town but giving a nikka a million of my dollars cash money away to this clown...while he's banging that shit....

Its like Chris Rock said....I ain't saying OJ should have killed her but I understand. :lol

[ChumpDumper]

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And you can just bet those went at it asses & elbows, slap & tickle, bump & grind, two fuckin' rabbits. She'd probably never been really fucked, you know, thoroughly. Probably had to tie her sweet ass to the bed posts to keep her from hurting herself & him in the process.

It's probably slowed down by now though. She's picky & choosey when & if they do it. Aggravating when they hold the bush over your head like that. Like it's the Holy Grail, or, a good pelvic mesh. Oh, get in there and sop it up. Oh.

[DMC]

Dale, if you could get your vernacular to come forward in time by about 50 years, and try to act like somebody, maybe you'd not be here talking with Chimp S Faggot, Esq.

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^Jump, motherfucker, go ahead, jump.

[Buddy Mignon]

He's lucky she didn't meet me. I'd still be in his pocket.

[DMC]

^Jump, motherfucker, go ahead, jump.

I bet your gums smack together when you type.

[DMC]

He's lucky she didn't meet me. I'd still be in his pocket.
Hoping he had a hole in it.

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I bet your gums smack together when you type.

I'll just bet you bet.

[DMC]

I'll just bet you bet.
And unlike you I don't welch, with your queer forgiveness lie.

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And unlike you I don't welch, with your queer forgiveness lie.

Good for you.