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Koolaid_Man
06-08-2015, 10:53 PM
I'm genuinely interested in how the atheist explains this one.....why does it feel so good. If I beleive in the God..the Bible tells us somewhere in Genesis that God decreed man shall be fruitful and multiple..so procreation was his will..so it makes sense in order fir his will to be carried out he made sex to feel amazing....

Evolutionists cannot explain this from their perspective

spurraider21
06-08-2015, 11:36 PM
Sex feeling good has a ridiculously easy evolutionary explanation. Evolution favors traits that causes a species to be more successful at recreating. Sex feeling good makes us more likely to partake, which makes us more likely to reproduce.

DMC
06-08-2015, 11:40 PM
For you it's quite simple. The prostate area is very sensitive on a man so when the meatus of the male in your relationship makes it's way across yours, you get the sensation of being on a cool mountain stream, whitewater rafting with Kobe Bryant as he jerks off in the foamy white water.

Allow me to diagram for a more clear picture of what's happening, pay close attention:

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSr8-hWSHJKD_YtQyZKJ3ECCta04iPwySnoynq-Q07dzepM-3em

You have a prolapsed anus, due to years of incessant pounding by various bull males with different girths and vein structures along the shaft of their penises. Ergo eventually you've developed fissures along the external hemorrhoid region, so the pain that the pounding brings to you gets processed in your small, power bottom chimp brain as if it was a pleasant banana being presented to you supine.

Note in the diagram below that your brain is not the same size as a human brain, so you won't process "sex" the same way. In fact, with you it's not actually what humans consider sex to be. For you, it's more of a Bonobo monkey social interaction, you shove things up each others asses until one relents, usually that's you, at which time you begin fellating the victor.

http://www.fusd.net/home/teachers/devrtm/076_20Internal_20anatomy_20of_20a_20monkey.jpg

ChumpDumper
06-08-2015, 11:41 PM
Why would it not feel good as an evolutionary development?

Silver&Black
06-08-2015, 11:41 PM
DMC

RD2191
06-08-2015, 11:42 PM
Lol, fish to rat to monkey.

pgardn
06-08-2015, 11:53 PM
I'm genuinely interested in how the atheist explains this one.....why does it feel so good. If I beleive in the God..the Bible tells us somewhere in Genesis that God decreed man shall be fruitful and multiple..so procreation was his will..so it makes sense in order fir his will to be carried out he made sex to feel amazing....

Evolutionists cannot explain this from their perspective

Lets suppose it hurt worse than getting a tooth drilled.
Did your mom and dad just fight through the pain to have you?

Seems to have offspring and the species procreate it must feel good to humans who are able to feel such things. Would this not be an evolutionary advantage as well?

Forget it. Just read dmc. It probably makes more sense for you instead of the utterly obvious.

Franklin
06-08-2015, 11:58 PM
It's much harder to explain it sociologically than explaining it biologically imho. I guess that when everyone tells you it is good, then you're kinda convinced that it is, and that's the only reasonable explanation from a sociological point of view. But you'll realize that it is way overrated once you have a taste yourself. Sex doesn't feel as good as people tell you, if at all, and most people can't realize it until they lose their virginity which is their second most valuable possession in their life (second only to life itself). Nonetheless, the smartest people can realize that point before it is too late, and there's a reason why the most brilliant personalities in the history all turned out to be celibates (Isaac Newton, Da Vinci, the Fuhrer etc...).

DMC
06-09-2015, 12:00 AM
It's much harder to explain it sociologically than explaining it biologically imho. I guess that when everyone tells you it is good, then you're kinda convinced that it is, and that's the only reasonable explanation from a sociological point of view. But you'll realize that it is way overrated once you have a taste yourself. Sex doesn't feel as good as people tell you, if at all, and most people can't realize it until they lose their virginity which is their second most valuable possession in their life (second only to life itself). Nonetheless, the smartest people can realize that point before it is too late, and there's a reason why the most brilliant personalities in the history all turned out to be celibates (Isaac Newton, Da Vinci, the Fuhrer etc...).
Jesus, Ghandi, Tori Spelling.

ChumpDumper
06-09-2015, 12:04 AM
It's much harder to explain it sociologically than explaining it biologically imho. I guess that when everyone tells you it is good, then you're kinda convinced that it is, and that's the only reasonable explanation from a sociological point of view. But you'll realize that it is way overrated once you have a taste yourself. Sex doesn't feel as good as people tell you, if at all, and most people can't realize it until they lose their virginity which is their second most valuable possession in their life (second only to life itself). Nonetheless, the smartest people can realize that point before it is too late, and there's a reason why the most brilliant personalities in the history all turned out to be celibates (Isaac Newton, Da Vinci, the Fuhrer etc...).You did it wrong.

Franklin
06-09-2015, 12:07 AM
Didn't know Jesus had any bitch or children tbh, educate me please. And the likes of Ghandi and Einstein are one or two tiers below the topflight where the likes of Newton and Da Vinci belong.

Franklin
06-09-2015, 12:09 AM
You did it wrong.
The smartest people don't get their dicks wet in a bitch's blood hole and I don't see nothing wrong with that. I'm not yet great as Newton and Da Vinci but at least I'm heading in the right direction tbh.

ChumpDumper
06-09-2015, 12:10 AM
The smartest people don't get their dicks wet in a bitch's blood hole and I don't see nothing wrong with that. I'm not yet great as Newton and Da Vinci but at least I'm heading in the right direction tbh.But millions of the smartest people did and do have sex.

Seriously dude, why was it so bad for you?

pgardn
06-09-2015, 12:12 AM
The smartest people don't get their dicks wet in a bitch's blood hole and I don't see nothing wrong with that. I'm not yet great as Newton and Da Vinci but at least I'm heading in the right direction tbh.

It's OK son.
Go to bed.

Franklin
06-09-2015, 12:15 AM
STDs, extra living cost, mortgage, the risk of being cuckolded etc... there're like a million reasons why living a celibate life is a better choice than a so-called normal one tbh.

ChumpDumper
06-09-2015, 12:17 AM
STDs, extra living cost, mortgage, the risk of being cuckolded etc... there're like a million reasons why living a celibate life is a better choice than a so-called normal one tbh.Did all that happen to you at once when you had sex?

pgardn
06-09-2015, 12:19 AM
STDs, extra living cost, mortgage, the risk of being cuckolded etc... there're like a million reasons why living a celibate life is a better choice than a so-called normal one tbh.

You left out having offspring.

Avante's parents did the world a cruel act.

Franklin
06-09-2015, 12:41 AM
And yeah, that means even more cost and endless concerns, the kids' education, their safety etc... and there's no guarantee the kids will grow into what you want them to be, even if they can grow up instead of getting killed young by a school gunner or something.

Ginobilly
06-09-2015, 12:48 AM
STDs, extra living cost, mortgage, the risk of being cuckolded etc... there're like a million reasons why living a celibate life is a better choice than a so-called normal one tbh.

A man shouldn't take a bitch serious until he turns at least 35 at a minimum imho. Enjoy some carefree no strings attach sex with escorts while you wait for your lunar goddess in your late 30's.

Ginobilly
06-09-2015, 12:55 AM
The smartest people don't get their dicks wet in a bitch's blood hole and I don't see nothing wrong with that. I'm not yet great as Newton and Da Vinci but at least I'm heading in the right direction tbh.

Dude... all those dudes were getting laid after they came out of work from the lab/research. They got liquor, bud, and an 8 ball, and partied with bitches afterward dawg. These vatos were working for the elite after all. Those jews know how to party though....anything goes in their religion. Sex with little boys and girls, homosexuality, prostitutes, circumcision, fellatio of infant boys, etc. Tel-aviv is after-all the fag capitol of the world.

Avante
06-09-2015, 03:09 AM
Never seem so many midgets still in awe of sex, wow~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Come on people, damn!

Koolaid_Man
06-09-2015, 05:26 AM
Sex feeling good has a ridiculously easy evolutionary explanation. Evolution favors traits that causes a species to be more successful at recreating. Sex feeling good makes us more likely to partake, which makes us more likely to reproduce.

Thats the problem....you're using creationist words and proceses to explain evolution...you cant recreate in evolution...recreating is a by product of creation....once you evolve thats it....you evolve and you either die or live in iimmortality. For evolution to make sense to me one would need to argure that 1000 species evolved from seperate particles of material came to life and then died off or is still alive today..there is no provision of any procreating in any capacity if evolution were true...you cannot make the arguement you're against something and then use processes that are in exact contradiction to explain its existence....again a big big fail for the atheist.

So lets get rid of procreate for atheists..that means you beleive in creationism...anything dealing with the reproductive system is a creating mechanism...the evolutionary process cannot be mixed with the bible to explain this......procreating and recreating are part of creation....by its very definition....

Koolaid_Man
06-09-2015, 05:36 AM
Why would it not feel good as an evolutionary development?


Feel free to explain it....just dont use words such as reproduce , recreate, or procreate...those are all by- products of creation.....so you're saying we evolved through a procreation process? For as crazy as it sounds i can accept your initial bullshit theory that we got here from boiling primordial soup of nuclear forces....but then evolution created a process to keep creating?

In my view beleiving in evolution is like being gay....you can have sex but you cant recreate life because its part of crestion / pro creation.....gay sex would be part of the evolution process...it happens and then it ends....there is no reproductive measure there....

benefactor
06-09-2015, 06:13 AM
DMC

lebomb
06-09-2015, 06:42 AM
I'm genuinely interested in how the atheist explains this one.....why does it feel so good. If I beleive in the God..the Bible tells us somewhere in Genesis that God decreed man shall be fruitful and multiple..so procreation was his will..so it makes sense in order fir his will to be carried out he made sex to feel amazing....

Evolutionists cannot explain this from their perspective


You are so correct Kool!!! Humans and I think Dolphins are the only creatures that have sex for pleasure.

lebomb
06-09-2015, 06:44 AM
.

Franklin
06-09-2015, 07:01 AM
A man shouldn't take a bitch serious until he turns at least 35 at a minimum imho. Enjoy some carefree no strings attach sex with escorts while you wait for your lunar goddess in your late 30's.
Agree, just like Leykis said a smart guy should never get married before the age of 30. But imho waiting until one's late 30's is a bit too late, somewhere between 30 and 35 sounds like the right age for a man to get married (25-30 for a bitch, imho), so it's just not easy to marry a bitch that's of your same age (like a female classmate).

But it's not the trace of life I wanna follow. I've been living a frugal life and I'm kinda used living that way so I just can't accept such a style of life where I had to blow several dollars on a given night. It's not like I don't have the money, but I just don't wanna use the resources in an abusive manner tbh.

And there ain't no such a thing as goddess in the real life. The former lunar goddess ain't the same girl I knew in the first place, she even underwent plastic surgery earlier this year. Bitch got all the freckles on her nose erased by laser, and she even got blepharoplasty, not to say the procedure on eyebrows... yes she looks more attractive now, from an objective point of view, but I don't feel nothing looking at that face now, seriously, she's no longer the goddess I once knew. Artificial goddess is artificial, tbh.

ChumpDumper
06-09-2015, 07:04 AM
Feel free to explain it....just dont use words such as reproduce , recreate, or procreate...those are all by- products of creation.....so you're saying we evolved through a procreation process? For as crazy as it sounds i can accept your initial bullshit theory that we got here from boiling primordial soup of nuclear forces....but then evolution created a process to keep creating?

In my view beleiving in evolution is like being gay....you can have sex but you cant recreate life because its part of crestion / pro creation.....gay sex would be part of the evolution process...it happens and then it ends....there is no reproductive measure there....You make absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Sex feeling good makes perfect evolutionary sense. If it felt horrible, people wouldn't want to do it.

313
06-09-2015, 07:08 AM
It's much harder to explain it sociologically than explaining it biologically imho. I guess that when everyone tells you it is good, then you're kinda convinced that it is, and that's the only reasonable explanation from a sociological point of view. But you'll realize that it is way overrated once you have a taste yourself. Sex doesn't feel as good as people tell you, if at all, and most people can't realize it until they lose their virginity which is their second most valuable possession in their life (second only to life itself). Nonetheless, the smartest people can realize that point before it is too late, and there's a reason why the most brilliant personalities in the history all turned out to be celibates (Isaac Newton, Da Vinci, the Fuhrer etc...).You ever had raw sex, Frank?

Xevious
06-09-2015, 07:17 AM
STDs, extra living cost, mortgage, the risk of being cuckolded etc... there're like a million reasons why living a celibate life is a better choice than a so-called normal one tbh.


And yeah, that means even more cost and endless concerns, the kids' education, their safety etc... and there's no guarantee the kids will grow into what you want them to be, even if they can grow up instead of getting killed young by a school gunner or something.
Fantastic philosophy... let's not ever do anything for fear of the worse. You must live an exciting life.

Franklin
06-09-2015, 07:30 AM
You ever had raw sex, Frank?
Nope, I'm a lifelong celibate so I'm as virgin as a baby tbh.

ChumpDumper
06-09-2015, 07:31 AM
Nope, I'm a lifelong celibate so I'm as virgin as a baby tbh.How can you talk about how sex feels if you have never had it?

Franklin
06-09-2015, 07:43 AM
Fantastic philosophy... let's not ever do anything for fear of the worse. You must live an exciting life.
It depends imho. If Schumacher had never gone skiing he wouldn't have had to live in bed for the rest of his life. No excitement is worthwhile at the cost of safety imho, and there're many ways to reap excitement without endangering your safety or health. I've been rewriting some chinese classic songs these days and I feel more satisfaction doing this than dating a bitch would ever give me (though I've never really dated a bitch). Sex is overrated and isn't necessary for a happy life, imho.

Franklin
06-09-2015, 07:46 AM
How can you talk about how sex feels if you have never had it?
I masturbate, tbh. Masturbation and sex feel just the same I guess, except that masturbation is much safer and cleaner, no risk of STDs, unexpected pregnancy etc...

ChumpDumper
06-09-2015, 07:47 AM
I masturbate, tbh. Masturbation and sex feel just the same I guess, except that masturbation is much safer and cleaner, no risk of STDs, unexpected pregnancy etc...No. You're very wrong.

Blake
06-09-2015, 08:01 AM
I'm genuinely interested in how the atheist explains this one.....why does it feel so good. If I beleive in the God..the Bible tells us somewhere in Genesis that God decreed man shall be fruitful and multiple..so procreation was his will..so it makes sense in order fir his will to be carried out he made sex to feel amazing....

Evolutionists cannot explain this from their perspective

Why did he then make child birth so painful for chicks

pgardn
06-09-2015, 08:11 AM
Why did he then make child birth so painful for chicks

Exactly.

Such a poorly designed opening for child birth even after dialAtion.

Koolaid_Man
06-09-2015, 08:43 AM
You make absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Sex feeling good makes perfect evolutionary sense. If it felt horrible, people wouldn't want to do it.


Do you want me to give you time to think about what you're saying or may I? :lol

If evolution is a process of refinement based on getting better over time resulting in humans being at the top of the evolutionary food chain as we are today then LOGIC should tell you that sex feeling good at the outset was not possible..it should have felt horrible from the beginning (only improving over time) meaning that we would have never had sex to begin with....because as you say they wouldn't want to do it...

Again evolution in the sense of life existing is total hog wash in all capacities....evolution doesn't make sex feel good in fact it wouldn't make sex possible at all...it wouldn't make different sexes with complimenting organs that is naturally attracted to each other...evolution is a singular species not a logical grouping all with the ability to procreate....it's a mathematical impossibility :lol

pgardn
06-09-2015, 08:49 AM
Do you want me to give you time to think about what you're saying or may I? :lol

If evolution is a process of refinement based on getting better over time resulting in humans being at the top of the evolutionary food chain as we are today then LOGIC should tell you that sex feeling good at the outset was not possible..it should have felt horrible from the beginning (only improving over time) meaning that we would have never had sex to begin with....because as you say they wouldn't want to do it...

Again evolution in the sense of life existing is total hog wash in all capacities....evolution doesn't make sex feel good in fact it wouldn't make sex possible at all...it wouldn't make different sexes with complimenting organs that is naturally attracted to each other...evolution is a singular species not a logical grouping all with the ability to procreate....it's a mathematical impossibility :lol

This is absolutely and utterly wrong.

Koolaid_Man
06-09-2015, 08:55 AM
Why did he then make child birth so painful for chicks


Once Adam and Eve sinned they left pain and death as an inheritance....or he wanted us to appreciate life and what a blessing it is..some pain comes along with that..just like working out at the gym hurts.....we're affected by physical elements of physical nature....also not all women go through birth pain....but all feel good through sex

313
06-09-2015, 08:59 AM
Masturbation and sex feel just the same I guess
Literally only virgins say this. Sex is infinitely better than beating your dick. Don't buy an escort though. Go get yourself a girlfriend, get her on the pill, go in raw and nut in her. Then get back to me.

pgardn
06-09-2015, 09:06 AM
Once Adam and Eve sinned they left pain and death as an inheritance....or he wanted us to appreciate life and what a blessing it is..some pain comes along with that..just like working out at the gym hurts.....we're affected by physical elements of physical nature....also not all women go through birth pain....but all feel good through sex

Put on a big sweater, get up on stage with some plants nicely arranged behind you, and just make shit up.
Its apparently very profitable.

RD2191
06-09-2015, 09:09 AM
Exactly.

Such a poorly designed opening for child birth even after dialAtion.
can you make a better one?

pgardn
06-09-2015, 09:15 AM
Rob I got you on ignore.

You want a legit discussion, or is it the same old I don't care and I'm not gonna read about it?

If your response was not directed at me, I apologize.

Franklin
06-09-2015, 09:26 AM
There ain't such a thing as free lunch or free sex in the world imho. Pussy will turn out pricey and the cost will come one way or another. Living a celibate life is probably the rightest decision I can ever make in my lifetime tbh.

Mitch
06-09-2015, 09:31 AM
There ain't such a thing as free lunch or free sex in the world imho. Pussy will turn out pricey and the cost will come one way or another. Living a celibate life is probably the rightest decision I can ever make in my lifetime tbh.

They're the most expensive investment next to Kids and having a Rolls Royce as your daily driver.

Blake
06-09-2015, 09:44 AM
can you make a better one?

with unlimited power, you'd have to be completely retarded not to be able to

Koolaid_Man
06-09-2015, 09:57 AM
This is absolutely and utterly wrong.

Why?

RD2191
06-09-2015, 10:02 AM
with unlimited power, you'd have to be completely retarded not to be able to
what the hell do you know about vaginas? you were cucked for a reason.

spurraider21
06-09-2015, 10:07 AM
Thats the problem....you're using creationist words and proceses to explain evolution...you cant recreate in evolution...recreating is a by product of creation....once you evolve thats it....you evolve and you either die or live in iimmortality. For evolution to make sense to me one would need to argure that 1000 species evolved from seperate particles of material came to life and then died off or is still alive today..there is no provision of any procreating in any capacity if evolution were true...you cannot make the arguement you're against something and then use processes that are in exact contradiction to explain its existence....again a big big fail for the atheist.

So lets get rid of procreate for atheists..that means you beleive in creationism...anything dealing with the reproductive system is a creating mechanism...the evolutionary process cannot be mixed with the bible to explain this......procreating and recreating are part of creation....by its very definition....
Wow that literally made zero sense :lol

Blake
06-09-2015, 10:17 AM
Once Adam and Eve sinned they left pain and death as an inheritance....or he wanted us to appreciate life and what a blessing it is..some pain comes along with that..just like working out at the gym hurts.....we're affected by physical elements of physical nature....also not all women go through birth pain....but all feel good through sex

neh, there's no logical reason for pain and suffering

ChumpDumper
06-09-2015, 10:26 AM
Do you want me to give you time to think about what you're saying or may I? :lol

If evolution is a process of refinement based on getting better over time resulting in humans being at the top of the evolutionary food chain as we are today then LOGIC should tell you that sex feeling good at the outset was not possible..it should have felt horrible from the beginning (only improving over time) meaning that we would have never had sex to begin with....because as you say they wouldn't want to do it...

Again evolution in the sense of life existing is total hog wash in all capacities....evolution doesn't make sex feel good in fact it wouldn't make sex possible at all...it wouldn't make different sexes with complimenting organs that is naturally attracted to each other...evolution is a singular species not a logical grouping all with the ability to procreate....it's a mathematical impossibility :lolThis is in the running to be the stupidest thing ever posted on the internet.

ChumpDumper
06-09-2015, 10:27 AM
can you make a better one?Why did God make a terrible one?

Blake
06-09-2015, 11:08 AM
what the hell do you know about vaginas? you were cucked for a reason.

If my sex life is that important to you, for the right $, I'll write "hi rob" on my gf's naked ass with a Sharpie and post the pic here.

Or i can even video me writing it before going in if you really want to sit there and watch me sex her.

RD2191
06-09-2015, 11:09 AM
If my sex life is that important to you, for the right $, I'll write "hi rob" on my gf's naked ass with a Sharpie and post the pic here.

Or i can even video me writing it before going in if you really want to sit there and watch me sex her.
http://media.giphy.com/media/wOXQvz3FwajVm/giphy.gif

Blake
06-09-2015, 11:12 AM
Then stfu, dumbass.

RD2191
06-09-2015, 11:15 AM
Then stfu, dumbass.
http://media.giphy.com/media/wOXQvz3FwajVm/giphy.gif

Silver&Black
06-09-2015, 11:21 AM
I masturbate, tbh. Masturbation and sex feel just the same I guess, except that masturbation is much safer and cleaner, no risk of STDs, unexpected pregnancy etc...

facepalm...

Koolaid_Man
06-09-2015, 11:26 AM
Wow that literally made zero sense :lol


Then feel free at anytime to explain to me why or what does makes sense

Koolaid_Man
06-09-2015, 11:27 AM
This is in the running to be the stupidest thing ever posted on the internet.


So you have no answer just more postering?;ok fine

ChumpDumper
06-09-2015, 11:34 AM
So you have no answer just more postering?;ok fineWhat was the question?

And what is postering?

Ginobilly
06-09-2015, 12:39 PM
facepalm...

Yup.....jacking off is only like 25% of feeling. When you go in raw....damn, it feels like the chick is electrifying you with sexual energy all throughout your body, just with her pussy alone. Why do you think women are our weakness? Glans, foreskin making contact with her wet pink meat.......dynamite:toast:hat:downspin:! It's the best feeling in the world! But your right. Girls are expensive, evil cerebral assassins, cuckholding hypergamous twats, only think about how they could use us, etc, but sexing them up and giving us a chance to procreate is the reason they are here.

lebomb
06-09-2015, 12:51 PM
Jackin off and sex with a female feels the same..............bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahaha!!!!! OMG!!!! LMAO!!!!!

This cant be fuckin serious.

Silver&Black
06-09-2015, 01:00 PM
Jackin off and sex with a female feels the same..............bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahaha!!!!! OMG!!!! LMAO!!!!!

This cant be fuckin serious.

:lmao You can't make this shit up

If Franklin says that he is celibate....there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Waiting till marriage is fine by me. But, don't open your mouth because you're going to say something like "Masturbation and sex feels the same I guess".

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, and wrong.

Malik Hairston
06-09-2015, 01:20 PM
Masturbating after sex, tho..

pgardn
06-09-2015, 01:29 PM
Why?

So you are saying living things get better because there is some ultimate living anatomical design that has yet to be "created"? Makes no sense.

It goes like this. And it goes like this because it appears to have happened quite a few times.

When large environmental changes take place mass extinctions occur. Organisms that survive the cataclysmic effect make more like themselves but always containing some variation. It might be a certain marine algae that can photosynthesize under low light conditions that survive. Let's say environmental conditions somewhat stabilize and there are very few variant body forms that remain, but an abundance of new environmental niches have been created. Those niches appear to get filled with the living designs of those that survived. But they become very different over time because there are so many different niches to fill through natural selection "choosing" from the less abundant variations left that are best adapted to the new niches. A reading of the desert pupfish in the western U.S. is a very interesting micro evolutionary example that shows how macro evolution can occur. There are many others.

Evolution and speciation are not as easy as some make it out to be. But the basics are fairly straight forward. There are still many questions remaining such as the pace of evolution. But it appears there is no ultimate body form based on science because there is just no such thing given that the environment changes so radically over time.

And this is way too long but basically on point as to why your statement makes no sense. If one did have to name the most ubiquitous and long surviving form it would have to be prokaryotes, bacteria. If you want more complex forms you would have to choose beetles (~100,000 species and counting)

pgardn
06-09-2015, 01:30 PM
:lmao You can't make this shit up

If Franklin says that he is celibate....there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Waiting till marriage is fine by me. But, don't open your mouth because you're going to say something like "Masturbation and sex feels the same I guess".

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, and wrong.

Not if your quite fond of yourself.
Me, I'm damn ugly, I need a partner.

Blake
06-09-2015, 01:56 PM
Yeah but what about a fleshlight. Anyone tried it?

Avante
06-09-2015, 05:40 PM
Never seen so many in awe of sex as we have here, amazing. Sure when I first starting fucking it was a big deal, but ya should get used to it. That isn't happening here, weird.

pgardn
06-09-2015, 05:47 PM
Never seen so many in awe of sex as we have here, amazing. Sure when I first starting fucking it was a big deal, but ya should get used to it. That isn't happening here, weird.

You don't actually need to insert.
You live in the water, so just spray milt over those thousands of eggs already laid by Mrs. Salmon.

Koolaid_Man
06-09-2015, 06:39 PM
So you are saying living things get better because there is some ultimate living anatomical design that has yet to be "created"? Makes no sense. No dipshit I'm saying living things are supposed to get better based on the basic theory and DEFINITION of evolution. You know from bugs to small mammals to monkeys to human. You know that type of stupid evolutionary theory you clowns believe in. You make your own argument only to shoot it down. What? Do you have scrambeled eggs between your ears? :lol

It goes like this. And it goes like this because it appears to have happened quite a few times.

When large environmental changes take place mass extinctions occur. So tell what large environmental change took place? The big bang? That's not an environmental change that affected exisitng life. It would be a change that started life accorrding to your retarded evolutionary theory. Organisms that survive the cataclysmic effect make more like themselves but always containing some variation. So tell me more about the cataclysmic effect you speak of. What specific event in the annals of time are you referring to? It might be a certain marine algae that can photosynthesize under low light conditions that survive. Again your talking about existing ecosystems right? I'm talking the genesis. After the big bang how did bug life forms that would eventually evolve into what we are now :lmao know to automatically procreate if it didnt feel good. Or were the bugs much more advanced in the early evolutionary stages till they would just touch each other and reproduce off spring. If thats the case that would be the opposite of evolution :lol. Let's say environmental conditions somewhat stabilize and there are very few variant body forms that remain, but an abundance of new environmental niches have been created. Those niches appear to get filled with the living designs of those that survived. But they become very different over time because there are so many different niches to fill through natural selection "choosing" from the less abundant variations left that are best adapted to the new niches. A reading of the desert pupfish in the western U.S. is a very interesting micro evolutionary example that shows how macro evolution can occur. There are many others. Again you need to explain what cataclysmic event has occured on the earth to pre-existing life forms. In other words what started natural selection.

Evolution and speciation are not as easy as some make it out to be. But the basics are fairly straight forward. There are still many questions remaining such as the pace of evolution. But it appears there is no ultimate body form based on science because there is just no such thing given that the environment changes so radically over time. How did the first environment to sustain the bugs come to be and why or how after natural selection occured they knew to reproduce. If intelligence due to natural selection comes from nothing then why in the fuck do we have to study to learn. Are you saying evolution comes with built in intelligence?

And this is way too long but basically on point as to why your statement makes no sense. If one did have to name the most ubiquitous and long surviving form it would have to be prokaryotes, bacteria. If you want more complex forms you would have to choose beetles (~100,000 species and counting)

See comments in red above..sounds to me like you clowns beleive in god as well you just call him evolution :lol

Franklin
06-09-2015, 06:52 PM
They're the most expensive investment next to Kids and having a Rolls Royce as your daily driver.
You missed out "having Kobe as your franchise player", imho.

Mitch
06-09-2015, 07:16 PM
You missed out "having Kobe as your franchise player", imho.

Not a private expensive, Klin.

mouse
06-09-2015, 09:48 PM
Sex feeling good has a ridiculously easy evolutionary explanation. Evolution favors traits that causes a species to be more successful at recreating. Sex feeling good makes us more likely to partake, which makes us more likely to reproduce.

So according to you sex is not needed just find a fish and wait a few million years for your kid. :lmao

What I don't get is why Evolutionist wear condoms . Are they worried about "Creating" life?

mouse
06-09-2015, 09:49 PM
See comments in red above..sounds to me like you clowns beleive in god as well you just call him evolution :lol

RACK!

spurraider21
06-09-2015, 09:55 PM
So according to you sex is not needed just find a fish and wait a few million years for your kid. :lmao
no, i never said that


What I don't get is why Evolutionist wear condoms . Are they worried about "Creating" life?
everybody wears condoms for the same reason. dont wana get the bitch preggo

mouse
06-09-2015, 10:02 PM
no, i never said that

You support Darwin you said it many times.



everybody wears condoms for the same reason. dont wana get the bitch preggo

To bad your pappy didn't know that.

spurraider21
06-09-2015, 10:08 PM
You support Darwin you said it many times.
supporting darwin's theory doesn't mean i dont think sex is necessary for reproduction.



To bad your pappy didn't know that.
2/10 for unoriginality

pgardn
06-09-2015, 10:43 PM
See comments in red above..sounds to me like you clowns beleive in god as well you just call him evolution :lol

How are humans " better" than bacteria you dumb fuck?
What is better? Bacteria have been here longer and can live in a greater diversity of environments. You think we were looking for humans on Mars because we are "better"?

Jesus fuck you dumb ass... Take a look at the surface of the moon. What are those GD craters from, floating peas? You don't think asteroids and comets have hit the Earth before? Seriously? Just because you did not witness it, it did not happen. So you don't think a comet striking the Earth would cause a cataclysmic environment event. Did you ever see the patterns of wind change on Jupiter that occurred after those comets struck? Where the fuck have you been, in a hole somewhere?

We don't really know how the first cells came to be. We know there are molecules that can self replicate using energy and material from the surrounding environment, but the evolution of the first cells... No one has done this in a test tube. And then eukaryotic cells took a really long time to evolve from bacteria, and it's not clear why. These are legit fascinating questions that I refuse to say they just came, poof! That's giving up. That's not science.

They ( bugs) knew to reproduce? We can make RNA self replicate in a test tube and it does not "know" shit. Not only will it reproduce, You can see natural selection occur in a test tube by having a contest between differing RNA strands. And they don't "know" shit. This is a very insightful fact that natural selection even occurs on the molecular level. It's fantastic stuff. I'm really sorry you don't get it.

You don't need human intelligence to replicate. Jesus...

WTF is happening in this country? Does anyone read anymore. This is very sad. Depressing even. We got all this information available and we just make shit up. Or go Mouse and choose the most bizarre explainations possible.

Koolaid_Man
06-09-2015, 11:16 PM
How are humans " better" than bacteria you dumb fuck?
What is better? Bacteria have been here longer and can live in a greater diversity of environments. You think we were looking for humans on Mars because we are "better"?

Jesus fuck you dumb ass... Take a look at the surface of the moon. What are those GD craters from, floating peas? You don't think asteroids and comets have hit the Earth before? Seriously? Just because you did not witness it, it did not happen. So you don't think a comet striking the Earth would cause a cataclysmic environment event. Did you ever see the patterns of wind change on Jupiter that occurred after those comets struck? Where the fuck have you been, in a hole somewhere?

We don't really know how the first cells came to be. We know there are molecules that can self replicate using energy and material from the surrounding environment, but the evolution of the first cells... No one has done this in a test tube. And then eukaryotic cells took a really long time to evolve from bacteria, and it's not clear why. These are legit fascinating questions that I refuse to say they just came, poof! That's giving up. That's not science.

They ( bugs) knew to reproduce? We can make RNA self replicate in a test tube and it does not "know" shit. Not only will it reproduce, You can see natural selection occur in a test tube by having a contest between differing RNA strands. And they don't "know" shit. This is a very insightful fact that natural selection even occurs on the molecular level. It's fantastic stuff. I'm really sorry you don't get it.

You don't need human intelligence to replicate. Jesus...

WTF is happening in this country? Does anyone read anymore. This is very sad. Depressing even. We got all this information available and we just make shit up. Or go Mouse and choose the most bizarre explainations possible.


:lol you're a blabbering idiot...go cut your dick off and stuff the bleeding hole with shit...I'm sure natural selection will heal you

pgardn
06-09-2015, 11:21 PM
:lol you're a blabbering idiot...go cut your dick off and stuff the bleeding hole with shit...I'm sure natural selection will heal you

Can you explain to me how you came to be a total idiot?


How is it that people like you are made?
Is it possible to avoid beings like you ever being conceived?


These are also interesting questions.

Koolaid_Man
06-09-2015, 11:29 PM
Can you explain to me how you came to be a total idiot?


How is it that people like you are made?
Is it possible to avoid beings like you ever being conceived?


These are also interesting questions.


I was penally raped by three 25 yr old white women when I was 18. It changed me....they forced vagina on me...made me eat it....they had me in the basement with a torture ball in my mouth as they took turns riding me....think Pulp Fiction

pgardn
06-09-2015, 11:31 PM
I was penally raped by three 25 yr old white women when I was 18. It changed me....they forced vagina on me...made me eat it....they had me in the basement with a torture ball in my mouth as they took turns riding me....think Pulp Fiction

So you dream of farm animals as people as well.

Koolaid_Man
06-09-2015, 11:34 PM
So you dream of farm animals as people as well.

Yep...your mama occupies my dreams

mouse
06-09-2015, 11:43 PM
How are humans " better" than bacteria

We have FaceBook they don't




you dumb fuck?

You notice the Evolutionist have more meltdowns than the average human?

uo_5GkgpGGk

mouse
06-09-2015, 11:44 PM
Yep...your mama occupies my dreams

:lmao

Oh Mac Koolaid had a farm........

DJR210
06-09-2015, 11:50 PM
:lol 'Explain to me why sex feel so good'

:lol cherry boy

:lol no pussy getting fake internet life

:lol lives a ST soap opera

:lol creates make a believe series of threads pretending to get a job

:lol worthless faggot

DJR210
06-09-2015, 11:51 PM
:lmao

Oh Mac Koolaid had a farm........

Sup mouse, thought you were dead.. have you had time to go through this yet?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=248944

pgardn
06-09-2015, 11:53 PM
Yep...your mama occupies my dreams

So you also dream of sex with dead people.

spurraider21
06-10-2015, 01:17 AM
uo_5GkgpGGk
:lol this guy rants about "historical science" vs "observational science" and says we should only teach and believe what can be demonsrated in a lab... and yet he also said "God is the real creator of the universe as the bible says"

i wonder what lab he made that observation in :lol

mouse
06-10-2015, 01:43 AM
Can you explain to me how you came to be a total idiot?

Its simple you see 4 billion yeas ago there were these warm pools of liquid....



How is it that people like you are made?
Is it possible to avoid beings like you ever being conceived?

Your answers are in the fossils.



These are also interesting questions.

To bad the Darwin supporters don't answer questions they only ask more questions.

R3EAfgrRjbs

Koolaid_Man
06-10-2015, 06:14 AM
Thanks for having my back on this Mouse....:toast the evolutionist are fucking nuts....the fact that we got here from bugs is wacky enough now they want us to beleive our complex organs all working in tandem with each other to sustain life is also part of natural selection....and to top it off with a cherry this natural selection of identical structure was replicated Through DNA strands to create hundreds of thousands of different bug and animal species on earth......yet none of which are immortal?

Man what retards...you cant make this stuff up....lol

pgardn
06-10-2015, 07:08 AM
Thanks for having my back on this Mouse....:toast lol

Having a mouse on your back is comforting.
Keeps one from ever thinking.


Has mouse got you on the Chemtrails yet? if not, have him expand on it, then on to the great garden gnome debate and the ingestion of bad mushrooms. You guys stay tight. Mouse will die every so often, so exchange emails or something.

Ed Helicopter Jones
06-10-2015, 04:16 PM
I'm waiting anxiously for the evolutionary argument to be settled in this thread.

Blake
06-10-2015, 04:56 PM
I'm waiting anxiously for the evolutionary argument to be settled in this thread.

Lol