Lifetime movie: A Deadly Adoption

[Blake]

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[Blake]

https://www.yahoo.com/tv/by-alex-steadman-theres-mystery-an-unexplained-121287605850.html

[Avante]

My little buddy still trying, good boy.

Want me to loan you 80 pages or so? That would leave me with just 82.

[DJR210]

:lol Lifetime movie threads

[Blake]

:lol Lifetime movie threads

Did you watch the clip

[Blake]

My little buddy still trying, good boy.

Want me to loan you 80 pages or so? That would leave me with just 82.

no, I'm good with two fat ass.

[Avante]

no, I'm good with two fat ass.

My little buddy, love your spunk son. It's cute.

Remember when you need someone to talk to, come see me. I'll be over in that 163 page montrosity of mine. Hey if ya ever want some advice on how to do this thread thing, just ask, I'm here for you buddy.

[Blake]

My little buddy, love your spunk son. It's cute.

Remember when you need someone to talk to, come see me. I'll be over in that 163 page montrosity of mine. Hey if ya ever want some advice on how to do this thread thing, just ask, I'm here for you buddy.

Lol fat ol fuck trying a new shtick

[ChumpDumper]

lol avante humping Blake's leg.

[Ignignokt]

lol avante humping Blake's leg.

David with the tranny sass..

[ChumpDumper]

David with the tranny sass..gtown humping the wrong leg.

Again.

[SupremeGuy]

:lol Lifetime movie threadsThis.

[Blake]

Lol

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Ken dolls and Lifetime movies
:lol Blakeold's cucktainer must have impeccable interior décor.

[Blake]

:lol Blakeold's cucktainer must have impeccable interior décor.

Lol you've spent some serious time thinking about that

Lol thinking Ken doll has a dick.

[ChumpDumper]

lol the doll dick dojo should probably watch the video

[Clipper Nation]

Lol you've spent some serious time thinking about that

Lol thinking Ken doll has a dick.
I never put forth an opinion on Ken dolls. That's all you, Cuckye West.

[Avante]

I never put forth an opinion on Ken dolls. That's all you, Cuckye West.

Ken dolls, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's came down to.....Ken dolls, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ChumpDumper]

Ken dolls, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's came down to.....Ken dolls, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol College of the Sequoias grammar

lol Avante's following Blake around and humping his leg.

[RD2191]

:lol Ken dolls and Lifetime movies
:lol Blakeold's cucktainer must have impeccable interior décor.
:lol

[cantthinkofanything]

Ken dolls, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's came down to.....Ken dolls, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol

Good stuff old timer.
Struck me as funny.

[DJR210]

Why would your wife leave you if you're doing things like watching the Lifetime movie network? My girl begs for me to watch these shitty ass movies w/ her.. You sound like a real catch, she fucked up real good.

[Avante]

Aren't you guys being a kinda hard on my little buddy Blake? Little guy marries a bitch/whore, gets a Texas Tech education and tries his best to rise above that. I feel sorry for the little guy, how about giving him another chance, ok?

[ChumpDumper]

Aren't you guys being a kinda hard on my little buddy Blake? Little guy marries a bitch/whore, gets a Texas Tech education and tries his best to rise above that. I feel sorry for the little guy, how about giving him another chance, ok?So you really think this is a Lifetime movie?

http://www.mpict.org/images/ict_ed/CA/sequoias/sequoias01.jpg

[Blake]

Why would your wife leave you if you're doing things like watching the Lifetime movie network? My girl begs for me to watch these shitty ass movies w/ her.. You sound like a real catch, she fucked up real good.

Rofl. Great logic, son. Watch the video.

Rofl who else wants to take a run at me for pushing a "lifetime movie"

[cantthinkofanything]

Rofl. Great logic, son. Watch the video.

Rofl who else wants to take a run at me for pushing a "lifetime movie"

Now you're being defensive. You should have just left it alone. Now you have to make sure everyone knows it's not a Lifetime movie. Just sad.

[Blake]

I never put forth an opinion on Ken dolls. That's all you, Cuckye West.

No, it was fabbs that formed the slippery slope opinion of Caitlyn jenner dolls with nads. I loled that you guys thought Ken dolls came with nads.

Then you formed yet another opinion about me.

Rofl you're a blathering idiot. Form another opinion of me. Go!

[Avante]

Blake, I think it's pretty obvious my friend nobody is going to be talking about whatever your threads are about, they are far more interested in shitting on you. I can only do so much to help out, ok?

[Blake]

Now you're being defensive. You should have just left it alone. Now you have to make sure everyone knows it's not a Lifetime movie. Just sad.

no, but thanks for really really making sure everyone knows

[Blake]

Blake, I think it's pretty obvious my friend nobody is going to be talking about whatever your threads are about, they are far more interested in shitting on you. I can only do so much to help out, ok?

Didn't ask for your help. In fact since you're fat, maybe you should get off your compaq, put down the dusty old almanacs and get some fresh air and exercise.

[ChumpDumper]

Blake, I think it's pretty obvious my friend nobody is going to be talking about whatever your threads are about, they are far more interested in shitting on you. I can only do so much to help out, ok?Actually everybody is talking about the thread topic here.

Except you.

You're just stalking him and humping his leg nonstop.

[cantthinkofanything]

Didn't ask for your help. In fact since you're fat, maybe you should get off your compaq, put down the dusty old almanacs and get some fresh air and exercise.

I'll order some ice for that burn!

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j17/kgomni/Untitled-3_zpsxqsjxxsf.jpg

[Avante]

Didn't ask for your help. In fact since you're fat, maybe you should get off your compaq, put down the dusty old almanacs and get some fresh air and exercise.

You need a corner man little buddy, somebody to clean up all those cuts, keep that blood out of your eyes because you are getting cut to ribbons. Somebody should stop this, you're getting pummeled.

You're just not good at this, your thing is leg humping, there ya excell, being a pest is your strong point.

[Blake]

I'm being serious. According to the height/weight he's given, his BMI puts him at obese.

Get some exercise old man.

[Blake]

You need a corner man little buddy, somebody to clean up all those cuts, keep that blood out of your eyes because you are getting cut to ribbons. Somebody should stop this, you're getting pummeled.

Neh, nobody really believes this. It's just butthurt fools like you shooting blanks.

[cantthinkofanything]

I'm being serious. According to the height/weight he's given, his BMI puts him at obese.

Get some exercise old man.

You're telling him off now! Big time!

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j17/kgomni/Untitled-3_zpsxqsjxxsf.jpg

[Avante]

I'm being serious. According to the height/weight he's given, his BMI puts him at obese.

Get some exercise old man.

Check that chart out for...

6-1 270


http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/h/hercules/05.jpg

[Blake]

You're telling him off now! Big time!

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j17/kgomni/Untitled-3_zpsxqsjxxsf.jpg

Oh hey thanks again for throwing a huge rock in the lake to really make sure all the fish were gone

[Avante]

Neh, nobody really believes this. It's just butthurt fools like you shooting blanks.

Sorry little buddy but everyone sees you taking a royal ass kicking. Here let me clean up some of those gashs, there ya go skippy, now go get um tiger, grrrrr.

[Blake]

Check that chart out for...

6-1 270


http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/h/hercules/05.jpg

that's not you though. You're fat.

[RD2191]

You need a corner man little buddy, somebody to clean up all those cuts, keep that blood out of your eyes because you are getting cut to ribbons. Somebody should stop this, you're getting pummeled.

You're just not good at this, your thing is leg humping, there ya excell, being a pest is your strong point.
:lol

[Avante]

that's not you though. You're fat.

That was just an example of how wrong those charts are.

Franco Columbo was under 5-8 tall 200 pounds. That's a porker on those charts, he was Mr. Olympia.

I'm here to educate ya buddy.

[ChumpDumper]

That was just an example of how wrong those charts are.

Franco Columbo was under 5-8 tall 200 pounds. That's a porker on those charts, he was Mr. Olympia.

I'm here to educate ya buddy.You're still fat though.

And stalking Blake.

And humping his leg.

[cantthinkofanything]

Oh hey thanks again for throwing a huge rock in the lake to really make sure all the fish were gone

Oh my! You got me good!
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j17/kgomni/Untitled-3_zpsxqsjxxsf.jpg

[Avante]

I think our little buddy Blake needs a big hug, come mere little buddy, now ya feel better? Want some warm milk and a blanky?

[Blake]

I think our little buddy Blake needs a big hug, come mere little buddy, now ya feel better? Want some warm milk and a blanky?

Oh fuck that gave me the shivers knowing your wife runs a day care out of the house.

Seriously wtf

[Blake]

Oh my! You got me good!
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j17/kgomni/Untitled-3_zpsxqsjxxsf.jpg

Just sad

Lol tho

[Avante]

Oh fuck that gave me the shivers knowing your wife runs a day care out of the house.

Seriously wtf


I also raised four kids little buddy.

Ya might wanna take a break my friend, ya got blood all over ya. Where did you ever ge this idea that you were anything other than a lowly leg humper? Trying to stand toe to toe with these guys isn't working, you're simply too...well....stupid. But you're still my little buddy.

[ChumpDumper]

I also raised four kids little buddy.

Ya might wanna take a bit my friend, ya got blood al over ya. Where did you ever ge this idea that you were anything other than a lowly leg humper? Trying to stand toe to toe with these guys isn't working, you're simply too...well....stupid. But you're still my little buddy.Avante, stupidly following Blake around and humping away.

Fatty doesn't even realize it.

[Infinite_limit]

Avante is a fat POS? No wonder he has that unhealthy obsession with sprinting

[Blake]

Avante, stupidly following Blake around and humping away.

Fatty doesn't even realize it.

He hasn't used the ol "what do you do around here but follow me around humping my leg" line in a while.

Looks like his new shtick includes following and humping

[cantthinkofanything]

I also raised four kids little buddy.

Ya might wanna take a break my friend, ya got blood all over ya. Where did you ever ge this idea that you were anything other than a lowly leg humper? Trying to stand toe to toe with these guys isn't working, you're simply too...well....stupid. But you're still my little buddy.

go get 'em tiger!

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j17/kgomni/Untitled-4_zpsu1giqvwz.jpg

[biological clock]

I don't see him pulling this off. But only time will tell. Never too late to try.

[DJR210]

Rofl. Great logic, son. Watch the video.

Rofl who else wants to take a run at me for pushing a "lifetime movie"

Have you ever seen the Jodi Arias movie on Lifetime?

[Blake]

Never heard of it. How was it

[ace3g]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7cyCuMcU8k

[crc21209]

I'm still trying to get past the fact that Will Ferrell is in this...playing a serious role. :lol

[HI-FI]

I'll order some ice for that burn!

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j17/kgomni/Untitled-3_zpsxqsjxxsf.jpg
:lol

[Ignignokt]

This confirms that the wifey and jamaal in a joint effort, made sure as part of blake's emasculation program to bar all channel access but Bravo, Oxygen, and Lifetime in the cucktainer. Explains a lot.

[Clipper Nation]

This confirms that the wifey and jamaal in a joint effort, made sure as part of blake's emasculation program to bar all channel access but Bravo, Oxygen, and Lifetime in the cucktainer. Explains a lot.

:lmao

[RD2191]

OP is a faggot but I'm tuning in tonight because of Jessica Lowndes.:corn:

[Chinook]

What in the world?

But:


I'm tuning in tonight because of Jessica Lowndes.:corn:

http://media.tumblr.com/736cffc8ac8da2aef101b429d7deb76c/tumblr_inline_mphtkxMBJC1qz4rgp.gif

[RD2191]

What in the world?

But:



http://media.tumblr.com/736cffc8ac8da2aef101b429d7deb76c/tumblr_inline_mphtkxMBJC1qz4rgp.gif
Beautiful woman.:lol

[Jacob1983]

She was hot as hell in that tight blue dress and fuck me heels.


Can someone post the dancing gif from the movie?

[lint]

Didn't catch it.

[Franklin]

The only women that I think is hot as hell is named Scarlett Johansson tbh. Don't know why it seems every bitch (even the average ones) seems to appeal to my nigga Jacob so much, maybe it's normal for an old virgin (who's not celibate) to find every bitch hot as hell...

[Strange Love]

The only women that I think is hot as hell is named Scarlett Johansson tbh. Don't know why it seems every bitch (even the average ones) seems to appeal to my nigga Jacob so much, maybe it's normal for an old virgin (who's not celibate) to find every bitch hot as hell...

What's up bro? What have you been up to? Haven't heard a lot from you lately. What's my nigga doing?

[Franklin]

Just playing some old school computer games, ain't doing much else tbh. Going to graduate soon and report for job so I'm making a hell use of my last long holiday now, and there ain't many other activities of entertainment for a celibate like me imho.