Ran Into LaMarcus Aldridge At HEB Last Night

[spurraider21]

We were in the pancake aisle looking at different kinds of syrups. He grabbed a jar of molasses which he was dropping into his basket. But he missed and it broke on the floor and started to seep everywhere. I moved out of the way so I wouldn't mess up my shoes. LaMarcus wasn't quick enough and the molasses got all over his shoes.

We both looked at the molasses and then at his shoes and then at each other and we both started laughing.

[Aztecfan03]

Cool story, brah.

[ducks]

No pics did not happen:ihit

[Dex]

SpursTalk, you so cray.

[Splits]

Did he turn down your daughter?

[illusioNtEk]

I also saw him in HEB ... Timmy was waiting for him in the parking lot

[Biernutz]

Is it a omen that he can't hit a basket in San Antonio.........

[Thompson]

Is it a omen that he can't hit a basket in San Antonio.........

and he's slower than molasses.

[Spurs9]

No pics did not happen:ihit
http://i.imgur.com/RECAz3l.jpg

[phxspurfan]

I went into a Taco Cabana one night after doing some heroin with my friend. Then I realized it was closed but I was already inside. I looked to the left and saw some flowers. Some were red, but others were white and green but all had leaves like clovers. Man, they smelled like shit though. Like shit from a donkey that ate some frijoles and tamales from last year's Fiesta. But you'll never guess what happened next. Did you guess something? But yeah anyway I woke up and it was all a dream. Some crazy bitch had stabbed me while in line at Tim Duncan's used car lot and I managed to stumble toward a Via stop but then just collapsed like a fucking homeless man and laid there while I dreamt about food. I'm so hongry like Robbert Horry but yeah anyways. Back to my story about how Robinson wasn't really hurt in 97.

[tholdren]

I also saw him at HEB, he was wearing a New York jersey.

[cantthinkofanything]

Lol. You fucking theif.

[Embedded]

Is it a omen that he can't hit a basket in San Antonio.........
Hahahahahahahahahaha

[Calispursfan11]

Were you wearing white pants?

[ElNono]

http://i.imgur.com/RECAz3l.jpg

looks legit

[Spur|n|Austin]

wow, what a faggy story

[DJR210]

looks legit

Agreed. We've never had a vampire on the roster either.

[Expert]

You know it's not legit because he passed up the pork chops and didn't stop.

[cantthinkofanything]

http://i.imgur.com/RECAz3l.jpg

That doesn't look like HEB proper.

[buttsR4rebounding]

That doesn't look like HEB proper.
And he is carrying a man purse. Pass.

[hooperflash]

That doesn't look like HEB proper.

Looks like an H-E-B Plus!

[look_at_g_shred]

Looks like an H-E-B Plus!
Looks like big lots off of I-10 and wurzbach

[Maj_G]

Damn, is that the spurs contract in that envelope?