I don't get the Tony Parker is fat takes......

[keepinitwill]

Seriously, what is the deal? At 6'2 185 he is in the normal BMI range.

http://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm

[Clipper Nation]

Found the fatty.

[Biernutz]

Do we need to start a thread about Chip England and missing all
the foul shots? Or other players going MIA at other times? To keep seeing
Tony hate threads when it was obvious he was not playing at 100% for
the last 2 months of the season.......It's looks more Laker fans in Spurs gear...Haters.....

[Malik Hairston]

Those listings arent updated, obviously..realistically, he's probably 6'1"-195 and 18-20% BF IMO..

He should be 6'1 175 at 12% BF max, tbh..

Pop basically confirmed that Tony was fat this season, tbh:lol..

[kobyz]

Do we need to start a thread about Chip England and missing all
the foul shots? Or other players going MIA at other times? To keep seeing
Tony hate threads when it was obvious he was not playing at 100% for
the last 2 months of the season.......It's looks more Laker fans in Spurs gear...Haters.....

It's called racism...

[KL2]

Parker is fat for an NBA player, I can't think of another PG he is in better shape than. He's comparable to Fat-Mills of seasons past.

[Nathan89]

I don't care how fat he is tbh. The problem is he sucks.

[Mikeanaro]

http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/slides/photos/003/697/894/hi-res-7a3cfc10b0c8195573ee0954ffd6c147_crop_north.jpg?w= 630&h=420&q=75http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0MAh0_Oa3iU/TOUQhgul7eI/AAAAAAAADWI/Z-5c16eBl4k/s1600/Tony+Parker+5.jpg



Through thick and thin (though not too thin), this floor general has been an unbelievable constant at the 1.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2107263-ranking-the-top-100-nba-playoff-performers-of-all-time/page/83

[spurtech09]

Jesus Christ Is Coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!Wake up before is too late......Get right with the Lord Almighty....Repent Forgive for your sins...give yourself up to Jesus Christ...Praise the Almighty KING and Glory to God

[exstatic]

Parker is fat for an NBA player, I can't think of another PG he is in better shape than. He's comparable to Fat-Mills of seasons past.

Raymond Felton looks like he ate both Fatty Mills and last year's Parker.

[Ginobilly]

:married:Sex feels better when your fatter and for some reason you last longer when your a little chunky(not overweight, but not anorexic looking either).

[dabom]

I weight 155lbs 6' in high school. 2 inches probably adds 10 lbs. Skinny no muscle parker prObably should weight 175. He probably weighs 200 pounds though.

[dabom]

Tony still thinks hes 20.

[Cowboys_Wear_Spurs]

Seriously, what is the deal? At 6'2 185 he is in the normal BMI range.

http://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm

Parker was around 200lbs at one point this season. I think having a new born baby at home and having his honey moon and all last year did it.

But still, he was INJURED, and noticeably so, and should have sat most of the Clips series. Mills was on fire and without him, the Spurs would probably have lost 4-1 to the Clips. Mills save the Spurs in games 2 and 5.

But Parker screwed the Spurs over in games 4, 6 and 7 with his horrible shooting and shitting defense. And one legged Paul was still schooling Parker. That tells you everything. Parker's injuries were worse that Paul's pulled hamstring.

[lefty20]

Bruh he ain't fat, he's merely sporting a Dad Bod. He prolly heard it's all the rage w/ chicks these days.

But I agree w/ this guy...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQlIPOTbuH8

[boutons_deux]

Tony's weight isn't the problem at all. It's over-dribbling and lack of playmaking.


Compare with 2014/5 League MVP who often brings the ball up and immediately passes.

[MackAttack003]

Idiots on this board aren't happy unless they have a whipping boy here to pick on. They don't hate on players from other teams, they prefer to eat their own. if it's not Beno, it's RJ. If not RJ, it's then Ayers. But, Tony is always a favorite of the cannibals.

[MaNu4Tres]

Those listings arent updated, obviously..realistically, he's probably 6'1"-195 and 18-20% BF IMO..

He should be 6'1 175 at 12% BF max, tbh..

Pop basically confirmed that Tony was fat this season, tbh:lol..

Link?

[manufan10]

It's just a running ST shtick that's been beaten to death, tbh. Almost as bad as the tspence shtick.

[Aztecfan03]

Seriously, what is the deal? At 6'2 185 he is in the normal BMI range.

http://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm

And being an athlete, he is probably healthier than his BMI would indicate.

[K...]

We just saw the greatest player in the nba get repeatedly gassed at a similar mileage age. We saw the mvp and best pg become inconsistent. After that people still want to complain about Parker.


The fat Parker thing started with Harlem I think. Then his crew picked up on it, and it became porker. Recently fkla has been calling for Parker's injury or death. I'd complain but these jerks and morons do what they do anyway.

As for me, I don't watch player's bodies during games. I totally missed LeBrons dick. Some people watch that. As for me, until I hear Parker confirm it I don't know if it's age, injury, conditioning, or a team talent issue that lead to him sucking just enough so that benching was a possibility. It's too complicated an issue. Some people want to dumb it down to the minimum and ignore facts, logic, and common humor.

[Malik Hairston]

Link?

"Tony didn’t have the year he wanted to have. He’s had a lot of good ones. I can tell you he’s already thinking about what he wants to do with his body for next season. So I’m thrilled about his outlook already after a tough loss.”

When he said the same thing about Tim(Timmy wasn't fat, but he had to adjust his body to today's style of play), Duncan ultimately lost 15 pounds or so during the off-season..

Parker needs to lose about 10 pounds IMO..

[apalisoc_9]

10? More like 20....

[FkLA]

Recently fkla has been calling for Parker's injury or death.

:lol I do hope he suffers a career-ending injury playing for France but not death brah. It's just a game and he has a family that loves/needs him I'm sure.

[Chucho]

He's not fat. It's just more nonsense from a buncha fat neckbeard having, envious cunts that have found another way to lower the already low esteem of this board.

I would estimate you are either A. very stupid for not knowing that or B. haven't been around this shithole long enough to realize this place is filled with posters that are the absolute drizzling shits.

[Mikeanaro]

Chucho sounds like a fat mexican tbh.

[RD2191]

Chucho sounds like a fat mexican tbh.
:lolmi tio chucho

[Mikeanaro]

:lolmi tio chucho
:lmao:lmao:lmao
Mah Nigga!

[Malik Hairston]

Chucho sounds like a fat mexican tbh.

:lol

[Clipper Nation]

Chucho must be part of the Fat Acceptance movement :lol

:cry Healthy At Any Size :cry

[TheGoldStandard]

Spurs need to bench Parker for a good portion of the season, till at least April

[RD2191]

:lmao:lmao:lmao
Mah Nigga!
:lmao

[apalisoc_9]

Chucho sounds like a fat mexican tbh.

:lmao

[K...]

so a little help here. You sidestep a criticism about your posts by uniformly callin a guy fat? that is

a moron behavior. you boys are morons.

ever see a semen cloud? this is it. five to six guys smily posting about a name that vaguely sounds fat. these boys are breathing in the thick musk. slurp

[Clipper Nation]

:cry Fuck your beauty standards! Obesity is healthy! :cry

[SASdynasty!]

He's not fat. It's just more nonsense from a buncha fat neckbeard having, envious cunts that have found another way to lower the already low esteem of this board.

I would estimate you are either A. very stupid for not knowing that or B. haven't been around this shithole long enough to realize this place is filled with posters that are the absolute drizzling shits.
Just refer to them as "the krew"

[pgardn]

:lol I do hope he suffers a career-ending injury playing for France but not death brah. It's just a game and he has a family that loves/needs him I'm sure.

Fat Hispanic jealous of French boy taking his women.
Continue...

[MI21]

Parker was clearly out of shape and for him it is a bigger deal than most because his stamina is a big part of what made him such a weapon for the Spurs. Combine that with injuries and a reluctance to understand his role and you get what we saw last season, tbh.

[look_at_g_shred]

Dude lookin thin!

[Chucho]

Nah, Chucho is on the "tell dipshit, deadhorse beaters how it is." Movement.

Carry on, tools. Carry on.

[K...]

blah blah fat people

Actually it's more about basing your insults at something other than speculation and imagination and not finding gross abuse of logic to be humorous. Which you pretty much are guilty of if you are accusing me of fatness.

So many of the crew jokes are based upon out right lies and distortion. I'm not cry cry about it, I'm commenting on the quality of the trolling and calling y'all out. The krew had used their numbers in place of talent all year. That right there is called tyranny. Mild tyranny but nonetheless.....

[tholdren]

Seriously, what is the deal? At 6'2 185 he is in the normal BMI range.

http://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm

body mass index means nothing. When I was in college I was 240 squatting reps of 400s and playing point in A league recs. Today I am 216 not squatting and playing point in a b league rec league with terrible stats and results.

weight, ultimately is a useless tool that people with no understanding of the body use to determine athleticism or "in-shapeness" somehow. Everyone's body is different and performs maximumly at certain points. you could be "in shape" at 185 and "out of shape" at 185.

Tony looked like he had a slower first step and no legs under his shot. There are about a billion different reasons for that. There are very few "jacked" people in the nba, and many high school football players would out-lift them in the weight room. 185 bench for reps is a jr high competition, and Kevin Durant did ZERO