I Will Identify As Black From This Point On

[DJR210]

This is a good day for me. Now that I will identify as black, I have several benefits to take advantage of:

1. I no longer have to use common sense or courtesy while driving.

2. I have been granted immunity from laws and police

3. Any decisions or actions that do not land in my favor will be handled with allegations of racism, and quickly overturned.

4. I can now beat and/or severely maim my children as discipline. I can now teach my children to hate the white race.

5. I no longer need to work. Huge waste of time that was.

6. I will save money riding public transportation

7. I will begin answering all questions with "huh"

Anything I'm missing?

[RD2191]

Yes. You have a tiny penis so you can't be black.

[DJR210]

It hard to appreciate its girth when it's down your throat 31k

[RD2191]

So you're a faggot?

[Avante]

Look at what you've gained.......

A 4.30 40
A sub 9.90 100m
A sub 19.70 200m
A sub 43.30 400m
Over 29 feet in the long jump
Two more inchs of cock
Elusiveness, agility and quicks.
Be able to sing them blues, soul, R&B.

And the ability to do this....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNdZpNUzFIg

[cantthinkofanything]

Look at what you've gained.......

A 4.30 40
A sub 9.90 100m
A sub 19.70 200m
A sub 43.30 400m
Over 29 feet in the long jump
Two more inchs of cock
Elusiveness, agility and quicks.
Be able to sing them blues, soul, R&B.




so important

[baseline bum]

This is a good day for me. Now that I will identify as black, I have several benefits to take advantage of:

1. I no longer have to use common sense or courtesy while driving.

2. I have been granted immunity from laws and police

3. Any decisions or actions that do not land in my favor will be handled with allegations of racism, and quickly overturned.

4. I can now beat and/or severely maim my children as discipline. I can now teach my children to hate the white race.

5. I no longer need to work. Huge waste of time that was.

6. I will save money riding public transportation

7. I will begin answering all questions with "huh"

Anything I'm missing?

It's not all good, you're much more likely to get murdered by a black man now.

[Trainwreck2100]

Can use thw word ****** and not be called a racist

[DJR210]

It's not all good, you're much more likely to get murdered by a black man now.

I'm over 18 though.

[Silver&Black]

Look at what you've gained.......

A 4.30 40
A sub 9.90 100m
A sub 19.70 200m
A sub 43.30 400m
Over 29 feet in the long jump
Two more inchs of cock
Elusiveness, agility and quicks.
Be able to sing them blues, soul, R&B.



And a 33% chance of ending up in prison

[Avante]

so important

Tell that to Usain Bolt, Michael Johnson, Carl Lewis, Barry Sanders, Muddy Waters. All far more important than any dumb fuck acting stupid in hiding.

[Avante]

And a 33% chance of ending up in prison

I could rattle off over a 1000 blacks that fit that discription that never saw a prison.

[Silver&Black]

I could rattle off over a 1000 blacks that fit that discription that never saw a prison.

Touche....

I could literally rattle off "millions" that do.

[DJR210]

So you're a faggot?

Don't be the huge faggot of the thread.. I'm just here to celebrate my new racial identification


Can use thw word ****** and not be called a racist

Good point my nigga

[Silver&Black]

Good point my nigga

My nigga...

[Avante]

Touche....

I could literally rattle off "millions" that do.

For everyone you list I'll list 5 that never saw a prison and fit what I listed.

[man on wire]

OP avatar should be taken down.

[DJR210]

OP avatar should be taken down.

:lol

[ohmwrecker]

There is nothing good about who you are or what you do.

[pgardn]

This is a good day for me. Now that I will identify as black, I have several benefits to take advantage of:

1. I no longer have to use common sense or courtesy while driving.

2. I have been granted immunity from laws and police

3. Any decisions or actions that do not land in my favor will be handled with allegations of racism, and quickly overturned.

4. I can now beat and/or severely maim my children as discipline. I can now teach my children to hate the white race.

5. I no longer need to work. Huge waste of time that was.

6. I will save money riding public transportation

7. I will begin answering all questions with "huh"

Anything I'm missing?

I thought #1 would make you an Asian.
And #6 means you live in NYC

So I conclude that Asians should use public transportation while living in NYC.
All is well, carry on.

[~O~]

Look at what you've gained.......

A 4.30 40
A sub 9.90 100m
A sub 19.70 200m
A sub 43.30 400m
Over 29 feet in the long jump
Two more inchs of cock
Elusiveness, agility and quicks.
Be able to sing them blues, soul, R&B.

And the ability to do this....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNdZpNUzFIg

Nobody dances like that anymore...that is some smooth dancing.

[Strange Love]

I thought #1 would make you an Asian.
And #6 means you live in NYC

So I conclude that Asians should use public transportation while living in NYC.
All is well, carry on.

Dude, that's not true.

The peasants without a car here are paying up to 6 bucks for a ride and back on bus or subway.

One trip is 2.75 now.

[pgardn]

Dude, that's not true.

The peasants without a car here are paying up to 6 bucks for a ride and back on bus or subway.

One trip is 2.75 now.

Ok then.

An Asian in Switzerland.
Carry on.

[pgardn]

Ok then.

An Asian in Switzerland.
Carry on.

Actually with car payments, insurance, parking fees, fixing the car, gas...
6 bucks a day might work well.

[Strange Love]

Actually with car payments, insurance, parking fees, fixing the car, gas...
6 bucks a day might work well.

Two trips is being conservative. Realistically you would have to take a bus to take a train to take another bus and another train and so forth.

Transfers can only get you so far. lol

I remember the days where I had to do that grind.

[Darth_Pelican]

This is a good day for me. Now that I will identify as black, I have several benefits to take advantage of:

1. I no longer have to use common sense or courtesy while driving.

2. I have been granted immunity from laws and police

3. Any decisions or actions that do not land in my favor will be handled with allegations of racism, and quickly overturned.

4. I can now beat and/or severely maim my children as discipline. I can now teach my children to hate the white race.

5. I no longer need to work. Huge waste of time that was.

6. I will save money riding public transportation

7. I will begin answering all questions with "huh"

Anything I'm missing?

8. You get to walk around in public with half of your underwear showing and it's now deemed as acceptable

9. You get to impregnate as many women as possible without having any future responsibility

10. You are now allowed to damage public and private property while protesting

11. You now have no expectations, so everything you accomplish will be praised tenfold by others, especially the media

12. You will be granted free room & board and 3 meals per day when you get to prison

[Trill Clinton]

this the insecure SAWM thread?

[TDMVPDPOY]

u forgot. buy kids size clothes especially pants so u can wear them below ur waists

[DisAsTerBot]

^that's an interesting point. How do you buy/size your jeans when you wear them around your thighs? Waist 30, inseam 18

[DJR210]

:lmao

[lebomb]

It hard to appreciate its girth when it's down your throat 31k


Well, at least you get see what its like to bang white guhlz now. :toast