Tony Parker Contemplating Retirement

[spurraider21]

In 5 to 6 years :lol

611275807302946817

[lefty]

:flipoff fuck you OP

[hooperflash]

I knew it would be that tweet :lol

[FkLA]

He's a delusional fat fuck if he thinks he has that many yrs left.

[TheGoldStandard]

He can retire from The Knicks

[Seventyniner]

Good for him. If anyone thinks Parker is at all happy or satisfied at the way this season ended, they are a complete dumbass.

[TheGoldStandard]

Good for him. If anyone thinks Parker is at all happy or satisfied at the way this season ended, they are a complete dumbass.

He was happy chucking every time he touched the ball or dribbling the shot clock down.

[MultiTroll]

:flipoff fuck you OP
In spades.
Immediate pinking.

[Malik Hairston]

I felt Gay for a second, tbh, OP gave me an erection..

[spurraider21]

http://www.realclearscience.com/blog/212px-Ralph_Wiggum.png

[SASdynasty!]

Does he have a chance to go from being the greatest playoff-scoring PG of all-time to setting the record for most points in the postseason of all-time?

[Clipper Nation]

Does he have a chance to go from being the greatest playoff-scoring PG of all-time to setting the record for most points in the postseason of all-time?

Sure, he can set the record for fattest player in NBA history and challenge Kirby's record for most bricks in NBA history, no problem.

[MultiTroll]

:jack
If there is one of Ralphie jacking that would fit you better.

[apalisoc_9]

Sure, he can set the record for fattest player in NBA history and challenge Kirby's record for most bricks in NBA history, no problem.

:lol

Don't forget most fake injuries.

[SASdynasty!]

Does he have a chance to go from being the greatest playoff-scoring PG of all-time to setting the record for most points in the postseason of all-time?
6 more years at his current average puts him around 5400 pts all-time, which would be #4 behind Jordan, Abdul-Jabbar, and Bryant. By that time, Lebron would be ahead of that mark, but Duncan probably won't reach that if he only plays one more year. If that's the case, Parker would finish at #5. Currently he's at #11 and will pass Bird next year.

[Malik Hairston]

6 more years at his current average puts him around 5400 pts all-time, which would be #4 behind Jordan, Abdul-Jabbar, and Bryant. By that time, Lebron would be ahead of that mark, but Duncan probably won't reach that if he only plays one more year. If that's the case, Parker would finish at #5. Currently he's at #11 and will pass Bird next year.

:lol 6 more years? what the hell are you watching?

[SASdynasty!]

Parker will pass Nash and Bird in playoffs assists in his first playoff game next year to put him at #5 of all-time. He will probably pass Kidd pretty easily, but he won't catch Magic or Stockton. Probably ends up at #4 all-time.

[SASdynasty!]

:lol 6 more years? what the hell are you watching?
The tweet above and the fact that he's only 32?

[TheGoldStandard]

Next season should be parkers acceptance of a bench role while the team transitions.

[Malik Hairston]

The tweet above and the fact that he's only 32?

You think he has 6 more years of potentially producing his "current average" after 2 straight years of severe, progressive decline since the 2013 playoffs? Seriously? Trolling aside, there isn't much of a precedent for that at his position, tbh..once a player begins a clear decline, there aren't many examples of turning it around..

[TheGoldStandard]

You think he has 6 more years of potentially producing his "current average" after 2 straight years of severe, progressive decline since the 2013 playoffs? Seriously? Trolling aside, there isn't much of a precedent for that at his position, tbh..once a player begins a clear decline, there aren't many examples of turning it around..

Parker is working with Andre miller to transition his game to old fat man ymca baller

[SASdynasty!]

You think he has 6 more years of potentially producing his "current average" after 2 straight years of severe, progressive decline since the 2013 playoffs? Seriously? Trolling aside, there isn't much of a precedent for that at his position, tbh..once a player begins a clear decline, there aren't many examples of turning it around..
Lol, "decline"? His career average is 270 PTS during the postseason. 2 years ago he scored 400. Moron.

In his career, he has had 3 playoff runs of 400+ points. Two of them were in the last 3 years. Please go check some numbers bro. For once in your life.

[SASdynasty!]

You think he has 6 more years of potentially producing his "current average" after 2 straight years of severe, progressive decline since the 2013 playoffs? Seriously? Trolling aside, there isn't much of a precedent for that at his position, tbh..once a player begins a clear decline, there aren't many examples of turning it around..
Injuries are not declines. They are injuries.

[Malik Hairston]

Parker is working with Andre miller to transition his game to old fat man ymca baller

You have to have a high-level niche to transition into a productive PG later in your career, tbh..

Stockton and Nash were elite shooters and historically great passers..Kidd focused on being a defensive specialist that could guard SGs and SFs in Dallas due to his size, and more importantly, became a solid spot-up 3-point shooter..Payton was decent in Miami as a defensive specialist, too..

There aren't many examples of PGs successfully transitioning with age, tbh..it's an ugly decline..

[TheGoldStandard]

You have to have a high-level niche to transition into a productive PG later in your career, tbh..

Stockton and Nash were elite shooters and historically great passers..Kidd focused on being a defensive specialist that could guard SGs and SFs in Dallas due to his size, and more importantly, became a solid spot-up 3-point shooter..Payton was decent in Miami as a defensive specialist, too..

There aren't many examples of PGs successfully transitioning with age, tbh..it's an ugly decline..

Spurs are loyal to a fault. It's going to take Pop retiring for a new coach to come in and cut him.

[RD2191]

Well im out. Be back in 2017.

[RD2191]

Make that 2021.

[spurraider21]

He can retire from The Knicks


He was happy chucking every time he touched the ball or dribbling the shot clock down.


Next season should be parkers acceptance of a bench role while the team transitions.


Parker is working with Andre miller to transition his game to old fat man ymca baller


Spurs are loyal to a fault. It's going to take Pop retiring for a new coach to come in and cut him.
depression's a bitch. are the meds working?

[RD2191]

OP is a faggot.

[spurraider21]

OP is a faggot.
:lol

wait...

[Malik Hairston]

Lol, "decline"? His career average is 270 PTS during the postseason. 2 years ago he scored 400. Moron.

In his career, he has had 3 playoff runs of 400+ points. Two of them were in the last 3 years. Please go check some numbers bro. For once in your life.
2 years ago :lmao

Stop using raw totals numbers, too, it's 2015, this isn't 2003..I've presented all the numbers on Parker several times, you keep rejecting them with your raw totals numbers that are entirely based on FGAs and usage..

His playoff numbers from 2013 to 2015:

Parker 2013 playoffs: 21.5 PER(#1 on the team)
2014 playoffs: 15.8 PER(collosal decline, #7 on the team)
2015 playoffs: 6.5 PER(historic decline, one of the worst numbers in NBA playoffs history, 2nd worst on the team)

2013 WS: 2.4(#3 on the team)
2014: 1.1(#7 on the team)
2015: Worst on the team

2013 BPM: 2.8(#5 on the team)
2014 BPM: -1.2(worst on the team)
2015 BPM: Only ahead of Baynes

2013 VORP: 0.8(#3 on the team)
2014 VORP: 0.1(worst on the team)
2015 VORP: Worst on the team

2013 ON/OFF: #4
2014 ON/OFF: #7
2015 ON/OFF: Only ahead of Baynes

2013 PPG: 20.6
2014 PPG: 17.4
2015 PPG: 10.9

2013 APG: 7
2014 APG: 4.8
2015 APG: 3.6

2013 Assist-to-TO: 2.8
2014: 1.8
2015: 2.3


I'm not sure if there has ever been a worse 2-year decline in league history, tbh, and the PG position is pretty ugly for aging players..

Went from a star player in the 2013 playoffs to mediocre player in the 2014 playoffs to horrific player in the 2015 playoffs(and most of the season)..

[RD2191]

:lol

wait...
:lol

[TheGreatYacht]

depression's a bitch. are the meds working?
:lol

[TheGoldStandard]

depression's a bitch. are the meds working?

No meds but thanks for the concern.

[Clipper Nation]

depression's a bitch. are the meds working?

Philo semen-shielding for Porker upstairs while claiming he's not a Porker fan downstairs, what else is new?

[MI21]

Tony has never been one to be short on confidence, tbh.

I love the guy for what he has done for the Spurs in his career, but he is kidding himself if he thinks he can play another 6 years :lol

[spurraider21]

Philo semen-shielding for Porker upstairs while claiming he's not a Porker fan downstairs, what else is new?
i've done nothing to defend parker's play tbh :lol... he was terrible all year except for one brief stretch, and he was at his absolute worst against the playoffs where he managed to out-choke choke paul

[ElNono]

As a Spurs fan, I hope miracles exist, tbh...

[spurraider21]

:flipoff fuck you OP
nice avi :lol

je suis blackhawks :cry

[RD2191]

Hope he is willing to come off the bench because no way in hell can he start for 5 more seasons.

[K...]

We'll see. Obv sport science is advancing. Tony hasn't had any systemic injury like Nash and his back. If he can figure out space and pace I don't see why he shouldn't retire. I mean he's good at dribble dribble right? That's a basketball skill ! If iggy can win fmvp by being an old glue guy than Parker had hope.

[apalisoc_9]

Never have this video been more accurate..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DggAXSv53Qc

[Nathan89]

If this is Tony's plan then I see no reason for Duncan to not have the same plans tbh

[K...]

This is real spurs news and people bitxh. It's their one note; they play it, a moron symphony

[spurraider21]

Never have this video been more accurate..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DggAXSv53Qc
:cry trying so hard

must feel good though... you've had that vid thrown at you so many times, it was about time you tried to fire it back at somebody else :lol

[ChumpDumper]

In 5 to 6 years :lol

611275807302946817Well done, OP. :toast

[cd021]

He can retire from The Knicks

I'd do a Caulderon for Parker deal now, he's probably the better fit anyway. Knowing the Knicks they'd probably give us a 1st rounder just because.

[BatManu20]

:lol solid post imvho.

[99 Problems]

So that has him retiring before Red Mamba. :bking

[DJR210]

Tony training hard for France.. Seems to have increased his range dramatically..

https://o.twimg.com/2/proxy.jpg?t=HBhYaHR0cHM6Ly9hbXAudHdpbWcuY29tL3Byb2 QvZGVmYXVsdC8yMDE1LzA2LzE3LzE4LzA1MWRmNjk1LXVwbG9h ZGVkdmlkZW9fcG9zdGVyLTExNjg4LmpwZxTABxScBAAWABIA&s=rTp_9xq7pdlFza4J_AEH81YvMcHQm5b9H7w6tIIp3lU

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/6/18/8802909/tony-parker-half-court-shot-kids-gym-video

[kobyz]

2 years ago :lmao

Stop using raw totals numbers, too, it's 2015, this isn't 2003..I've presented all the numbers on Parker several times, you keep rejecting them with your raw totals numbers that are entirely based on FGAs and usage..

His playoff numbers from 2013 to 2015:

Parker 2013 playoffs: 21.5 PER(#1 on the team)
2014 playoffs: 15.8 PER(collosal decline, #7 on the team)
2015 playoffs: 6.5 PER(historic decline, one of the worst numbers in NBA playoffs history, 2nd worst on the team)

2013 WS: 2.4(#3 on the team)
2014: 1.1(#7 on the team)
2015: Worst on the team

2013 BPM: 2.8(#5 on the team)
2014 BPM: -1.2(worst on the team)
2015 BPM: Only ahead of Baynes

2013 VORP: 0.8(#3 on the team)
2014 VORP: 0.1(worst on the team)
2015 VORP: Worst on the team

2013 ON/OFF: #4
2014 ON/OFF: #7
2015 ON/OFF: Only ahead of Baynes

2013 PPG: 20.6
2014 PPG: 17.4
2015 PPG: 10.9

2013 APG: 7
2014 APG: 4.8
2015 APG: 3.6

2013 Assist-to-TO: 2.8
2014: 1.8
2015: 2.3


I'm not sure if there has ever been a worse 2-year decline in league history, tbh, and the PG position is pretty ugly for aging players..

Went from a star player in the 2013 playoffs to mediocre player in the 2014 playoffs to horrific player in the 2015 playoffs(and most of the season)..

You should give him some slack, since 6 he is not the same person, he even admit it will hunt him forever even when he's old and gray, he is in difficult mental stage of post trauma that he can't get over, he can't wash the pain and the sorrow away, he keep being in depression over it and eating all the time...

[Godbama]

He can retire from The Knicks
trade up trade up trade up

[SupremeGuy]

Damn dog, that's cold.

[spurraider21]

Tony training hard for France.. Seems to have increased his range dramatically..

https://o.twimg.com/2/proxy.jpg?t=HBhYaHR0cHM6Ly9hbXAudHdpbWcuY29tL3Byb2 QvZGVmYXVsdC8yMDE1LzA2LzE3LzE4LzA1MWRmNjk1LXVwbG9h ZGVkdmlkZW9fcG9zdGVyLTExNjg4LmpwZxTABxScBAAWABIA&s=rTp_9xq7pdlFza4J_AEH81YvMcHQm5b9H7w6tIIp3lU

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/6/18/8802909/tony-parker-half-court-shot-kids-gym-video
looks' like avante's dream

[itsamanuthree]

2 years ago :lmao

Stop using raw totals numbers, too, it's 2015, this isn't 2003..I've presented all the numbers on Parker several times, you keep rejecting them with your raw totals numbers that are entirely based on FGAs and usage..

His playoff numbers from 2013 to 2015:

Parker 2013 playoffs: 21.5 PER(#1 on the team)
2014 playoffs: 15.8 PER(collosal decline, #7 on the team)
2015 playoffs: 6.5 PER(historic decline, one of the worst numbers in NBA playoffs history, 2nd worst on the team)

2013 WS: 2.4(#3 on the team)
2014: 1.1(#7 on the team)
2015: Worst on the team

2013 BPM: 2.8(#5 on the team)
2014 BPM: -1.2(worst on the team)
2015 BPM: Only ahead of Baynes

2013 VORP: 0.8(#3 on the team)
2014 VORP: 0.1(worst on the team)
2015 VORP: Worst on the team

2013 ON/OFF: #4
2014 ON/OFF: #7
2015 ON/OFF: Only ahead of Baynes

2013 PPG: 20.6
2014 PPG: 17.4
2015 PPG: 10.9

2013 APG: 7
2014 APG: 4.8
2015 APG: 3.6

2013 Assist-to-TO: 2.8
2014: 1.8
2015: 2.3


I'm not sure if there has ever been a worse 2-year decline in league history, tbh, and the PG position is pretty ugly for aging players..

Went from a star player in the 2013 playoffs to mediocre player in the 2014 playoffs to horrific player in the 2015 playoffs(and most of the season)..

Nuke

[DMC]

Parker could conceivably return with a vengeance. I'd have to see it to believe it, but he could.

[DMC]

:cry trying so hard

must feel good though... you've had that vid thrown at you so many times, it was about time you tried to fire it back at somebody else :lol
Philo stepping his game up post-season... trying to enter the 2016 season with all star aspirations.

[DPG21920]

I believe TP balls out next year.

[Skull-1]

http://i1131.photobucket.com/albums/m558/ceritanegra/333794c7f968eb17fc.gif (http://s1131.photobucket.com/user/ceritanegra/media/333794c7f968eb17fc.gif.html)