Parker: "Message received. Thanks Spurstalk".

[cantthinkofanything]

Sounds like Parker took the constructive criticism to heart and will be working hard this offseason. Too bad he will still be slower and a bad passer and shooter.
But at least he will be in shape for his age.

[ChumpDumper]

There is no way he has ever read SpursTalk.

[cantthinkofanything]

There is no way he has ever read SpursTalk.

I certainly hope not. At least not now. It might crush him forever.
Or at least until he turned off the computer and thought about his badass life.

[ChumpDumper]

I certainly hope not. At least not now. It might crush him forever.
Or at least until he turned off the computer and thought about his badass life.He never read this site before. He isn't reading it now. He never will read it.

[The Reckoning]

I saw Parker at H-E-B the other night in the whole foods section. Thanked me for SpursTalk having such a positive effect on his life and diet. He'll stop eating donuts in the offseason and dish it off to Kawhi more.

[ChumpDumper]

Why would there be a Whole Foods section in HEB?

[cantthinkofanything]

I saw Parker at H-E-B the other night in the whole foods section. Thanked me for SpursTalk having such a positive effect on his life and diet. He'll stop eating donuts in the offseason and dish it off to Kawhi more.

Nice. It's good to get some confirmation that the work we put in is doing some good for the Spurs.

[cantthinkofanything]

Why would there be a Whole Foods section in HEB?

why would a man put his penis into another man's butthole?

[ChumpDumper]

why would a man put his penis into another man's butthole?Why would you let a man do that to you?

The thing is, there is no Whole Foods section at HEB.

[cantthinkofanything]

The thing is, there is no Whole Foods section at HEB.

who gives a shit? Is that the only thing that keeps you from believing that he saw TP at an HEB?

[ChumpDumper]

who gives a shit? Is that the only thing that keeps you from believing that he saw TP at an HEB?I'm just showing what a shitty lie it is.

Don't get mad; work on your lying.

[cantthinkofanything]

I'm just showing what a shitty lie it is.



Because you thought the Reckoning was hoping to put one over on Spurstalk? Thanks Sherlock.

[ChumpDumper]

Because you thought the Reckoning was hoping to put one over on Spurstalk? Thanks Sherlock.Hey, the devil is in the details.

Either you guys raise the bar with your lies or try something else.

[cantthinkofanything]

Hey, the devil is in the details.

Either you guys raise the bar with your lies or try something else.

moving the goalposts hmmmm?

[ChumpDumper]

moving the goalposts hmmmm?Nope. You and the others are going to make up shit. You should be better at it by now tbh.

Try throwing out some more logical fallacies that don't apply though. That will definitely help you.

[cantthinkofanything]

Nope. You and the others are going to make up shit. You should be better at it by now tbh.

Try throwing out some more logical fallacies that don't apply though. That will definitely help you.

and introducing....STRAWMAN!!!!!

[ChumpDumper]

and introducing....STRAWMAN!!!!!Try throwing out some more logical fallacies that don't apply though. That will definitely help you.

[cantthinkofanything]

Try throwing out some more logical fallacies that don't apply though. That will definitely help you.

Uh oh...I smell dead hobo.

[K...]

Dang that was brutal ..raise the bar...no that's not fair.....deal with it.....straw man

[spurraider21]

There is no way he has ever read SpursTalk.


He never read this site before. He isn't reading it now. He never will read it.
where is your evidence for this claim

[HI-FI]

why would a man put his penis into another man's butthole?
:lol
nig been on a roll lately.

[Mikeanaro]

Tony is aware of this site, but he keeps gettin´fatter because thats what Porks do, rain is wet, fire burns etc.

[itsamanuthree]

LOL chump looking like a complete douche

[MultiTroll]

LOL chump looking like a complete douche
Another thought police fail by Hump.
lol

[ChumpDumper]

Another thought police fail by Hump.
lollol more mad posters

[K...]

LOL chump looking like a complete douche

disagree. chump really didn;t do much here. this is just a bad thread. See first Apo had to have his thread, then this guy. Then This guy basically tried to call chump a fag and chump threw it back. No real owns here. You guys are just looking for a story.

[ChumpDumper]

disagree. chump really didn;t do much here. this is just a bad thread. See first Apo had to have his thread, then this guy. Then This guy basically tried to call chump a fag and chump threw it back. No real owns here. You guys are just looking for a story.Some of those I have hurt are looking for a hero.

[Biernutz]

Do we really need pop? SpursTalk could surely run the team as well !

[UZER]

There is no way he has ever read SpursTalk.


He never read this site before. He isn't reading it now. He never will read it.

Are you with parker 24/7? I want to know what evidence you have to say that with absolute certainty. Please provide a link, then explain it in your own words.

I'll wait...

[ChumpDumper]

Are you with parker 24/7? I want to know what evidence you have to say that with absolute certainty. Please provide a link, then explain it in your own words.

I'll wait...OK.

[K...]

Ok let's stipulate Parker could read spurs talk. Op is still a shit head. Here's what he said:

We call Parker fat, he exercises, therefore he read forum, but he tosb, he still suck.


Woah mega burn on Parker. Woah mega original thread format. I came guys. It was good.

[itsamanuthree]

disagree. chump really didn;t do much here. this is just a bad thread. See first Apo had to have his thread, then this guy. Then This guy basically tried to call chump a fag and chump threw it back. No real owns here. You guys are just looking for a story.

Oh come on, just read the title of thread, you and your friend chump are just embarrasing yourself acting all "logic" and "falacies" blah blah... wake up dude, read the title again and that's it... you feel like having fun in this thread, participate, you don't feel like it, don't.

Now, this chump douche says users keep being "mad", like he's some sort of smartass applying his superior intelligence to enrage all this imaginary adversaries... and truth is, and if you have been paying attention you will agree K, that the one who's been looking mad and butthurt for quite a long time now is precisely this crapdumper

[RD2191]

Oh come on, just read the title of thread, you and your friend chump are just embarrasing yourself acting all "logic" and "falacies" blah blah... wake up dude, read the title again and that's it... you feel like having fun in this thread, participate, you don't feel like it, don't.

Now, this chump douche says users keep being "mad", like he's some sort of smartass applying his superior intelligence to enrage all this imaginary adversaries... and truth is, and if you have been paying attention you will agree K, that the one who's been looking mad and butthurt for quite a long time now is precisely this crapdumper
Truth nuke.

[ChumpDumper]

Oh come on, just read the title of thread, you and your friend chump are just embarrasing yourself acting all "logic" and "falacies" blah blah... wake up dude, read the title again and that's it... you feel like having fun in this thread, participate, you don't feel like it, don't.

Now, this chump douche says users keep being "mad", like he's some sort of smartass applying his superior intelligence to enrage all this imaginary adversaries... and truth is, and if you have been paying attention you will agree K, that the one who's been looking mad and butthurt for quite a long time now is precisely this crapdumperI'm jes having fun.

You? Not so sure tbh.

[Darius McCrary]

There is no way he has ever read SpursTalk.


LOL Chump, come on man. We're arguably the most legitimate sports forum in the entire NBA.
You're slippin.

[gambit1990]

i saw tony at heb. he was looking for foul calls.

[apalisoc_9]

Gotta be careful around chump, you don't wanna Kori Ellis to ban you just because he snitched, tbh.

[ChumpDumper]

LOL Chump, come on man. We're arguably the most legitimate sports forum in the entire NBA.
You're slippin.High level sarcasm. Good job. :tu


Gotta be careful around chump, you don't wanna Kori Ellis to ban you just because he snitched, tbh.lol scared of me

[spurspokesman]

I think looking like s*** against the opposition lately has been enough of a message for him. I think he bounces back

[Seventyniner]

i saw tony at heb. he was looking for foul calls.

But Harden got there first and cleaned 'em out.

[The Reckoning]

sorry i equate whole foods with organic. my bad. organic section. the general area where they sell health foods.


didn't realize y'all were talking about me. i've been face deep in work and pussy.

[jag]

Why would there be a Whole Foods section in HEB?

Yeah, so the other day I was at Target doing some shopping in the Walmart section...

[The Reckoning]

Yeah, so the other day I was at Target doing some shopping in the Walmart section...

we all know you were in the mcdonalds section at wal-mart on the reg

[jag]

we all know you were in the mcdonalds section at wal-mart on the reg

I would go there pretending to shop just so I could hide my mcdonalds habit.

[itsamanuthree]

I'm jes having fun.

You? Not so sure tbh.

Oh, yes, I see now, you trying look like you were butthurt and mad all this time, but you were actually having fun... well, that's... cleaver? o.O

[ChumpDumper]

Oh, yes, I see now, you trying look like you were butthurt and mad all this time, but you were actually having fun... well, that's... cleaver? o.OSo you're being serious right now?

lol cleaver

[Ignignokt]

So why is chump the only one taking this sarc thread seriously?

[ChumpDumper]

Who says I'm taking it seriously?

[Ignignokt]

Who says I'm taking it seriously?

I just did. You had to react to the OP by being a little autistic brat, "Nuh way herbert, you liar haaaaah! gotteeemmm!".

[ChumpDumper]

I just did. You had to react to the OP by being a little autistic brat, "Nuh way herbert, you liar haaaaah! gotteeemmm!".Oh you?

You're more than a little biased when it comes to me, wouldn't you say?

[itsamanuthree]

So you're being serious right now?

lol cleaver

LOL cleaver indeed xD

Oh, I get it now, you asking me if I'm being serious because you have this thing, I tihnk it's called autism, and you can't tell when people are making jokes or being serious.

You actually still trying to figure out who's on first.

Keep having fun, Rain man!

[ChumpDumper]

LOL cleaver indeed xD

Oh, I get it now, you asking me if I'm being serious because you have this thing, I tihnk it's called autism, and you can't tell when people are making jokes or being serious.

You actually still trying to figure out who's on first.

Keep having fun, Rain man!So you can't say if you are being serious? Something is stopping you?

[Ignignokt]

Oh you?

You're more than a little biased when it comes to me, wouldn't you say?

Dont go down that route, that would disqualify any character judgments you've made about anyone else too.

After all, it's just your 2 cent tranny oppinion.

[ChumpDumper]

Dont go down that route, that would disqualify any character judgments you've made about anyone else too.

After all, it's just your 2 cent tranny oppinion.So you don't want to go down that route yourself?

[Ignignokt]

So you don't want to go down that route yourself?

Right, cuz I'm not an idiot, I'm always two chess moves ahead of you sperglord.

[itsamanuthree]

So you can't say if you are being serious? Something is stopping you?

So, you are autistic?

[ChumpDumper]

Right, cuz I'm not an idiot, I'm always two chess moves ahead of you sperglord.Wow, you really are taking this seriously. Why?


So, you are autistic?Nope.

Why can't you say if you are being serious?

[Ignignokt]

Wow, you really are taking this seriously. Why?

Nope.

Why can't you say if you are being serious?

Why do you take your online reputation seriously, Why David?

[ChumpDumper]

Why do you take your online reputation seriouslyI don't. Why would I? Why are you taking this so seriously?
Why David?Who is David?

[Ignignokt]

I don't. Why would I? Why are you taking this so seriously?Who is David?

92k. What's your excuse?

Pro tip: you have none.

[ChumpDumper]

92k. What's your excuse?

Pro tip: you have none.I don't need an excuse.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/search.php?searchid=85325

The sheer percentage of your texts dedicated to me shows how seriously you take this, so you can't deny it.

All you can do now is try to explain why you take it so seriously.

Why?

[itsamanuthree]

Nope.

Why can't you say if you are being serious?

Definitely looks like you are autistic, bro. If you are not completely autistic, anyway, I think there's actually different degrees of autism, you may have a mild form of autism, that would explain your douchebagness arguing about logic and falacies in this thread.

So you are ethier autistic at some level or simply a butthurt douche.

[Ignignokt]

I don't need an excuse.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/search.php?searchid=85325

The sheer percentage of your texts dedicated to me shows how seriously you take this, so you can't deny it.

All you can do now is try to explain why you take it so seriously.

Why?

So you're saying you're not in every thread being an effeminate bitch and that I could avoid you?

[ChumpDumper]

Definitely looks like you are autistic, bro. If you are not completely autistic, anyway, I think there's actually different degrees of autism, you may have a mild form of autism, that would explain your douchebagness arguing about logic and falacies in this thread.

So you are ethier autistic at some level or simply a cutthurt douche.Is this a serious question I should take seriously?

[ChumpDumper]

So you're saying you're not in every thread being an effeminate bitch and that I could avoid you?I'm saying you already made your choice, which is to dedicate more of your posts to me.

Why did you choose that?

[itsamanuthree]

Is this a serious question I should take seriously?

The question is, was it really a question?

Come on, Discovery kid, you can figure it out.

[ChumpDumper]

The question is, was it really a question?

Come on, Discovery kid, you can figure it out.Why do you get so evasive when I ask you direct questions?

I will answer your question if you tell me whether it is a serious question I should take seriously.

[MultiTroll]

The new Pixar movie Inside Out.

What would the 5 characters look like and be inside ChumpRumpers head? :lmao

[ChumpDumper]

The new Pixar movie Inside Out.

What would the 5 characters look like and be inside ChumpRumpers head? :lmaoWell, we already know what I look like inside all of your heads.

http://portugalresident.com/sites/default/files/styles/node-detail/public/field/image/for_rent%20FREE.jpg?itok=5Wkqefik

[Blake]

I bet Tony opened this thread and is thinking he's glad he did

[itsamanuthree]

Why do you get so evasive when I ask you direct questions? I will answer your question if you tell me whether it is a serious question I should take seriously. Am I being serious? Am I not? Hmmm, what a dilemma. You should check, bro, cause, as I said, autistics are precisely that, people who can't tell by themsleves and need to ask whether other people are being serious, sarcastic, etc.

[ChumpDumper]

Am I being serious? Am I not? Hmmm, what a dilemma. You should check, bro, cause, as I said, autistics are precisely that, people who can't tell by themsleves and need to ask whether other people are being serious, sarcastic, etc.Where are you getting this definition of autism?

You're precisely the type of person who can't answer a direct question. Is it because you feel trapped if you answer at all?

It's a possibility.

[MultiTroll]

Am I being serious? Am I not? Hmmm, what a dilemma. You should check, bro, cause, as I said, autistics are precisely that, people who can't tell by themsleves and need to ask whether other people are being serious, sarcastic, etc.
:lol Rump getting owned for the umpteenth time.
In this thread alone.

[ChumpDumper]

:lol Rump getting owned for the umpteenth time.
In this thread alone.Are you being serious about this?

[MultiTroll]

So you're saying you're not in every thread being an effeminate bitch and that I could avoid you?
ChumpDumper Inside Out movie character.
Lets see...
Effeminate bitch
douchebag
autistic
insincere
butthurt

Can we get em all in with 5 or do we need more? :rollin

[ChumpDumper]

ChumpDumper Inside Out movie character.
Lets see...
Effeminate bitch
douchebag
autistic
insincere
butthurt

Can we get em all in with 5 or do we need more? :rollinAre you being sincere?

[itsamanuthree]

CrapDumper: Are people being serious? Why do I feel so mad? Is Santa real? Why did my parents abandon me when I was 43? Why they making fun of my girlfriend Porky, mom, why?

[ChumpDumper]

CrapDumper: Are people being serious? Why do I feel so mad? Is Santa real? Why did my parents abandon when I was 43? Why they making fun of my girlfriend Porky, mom, why?There are several reasons you wouldn't answer such a simple question. Unreasonable fear is the most likely at this point.

Kinda funny in its seriousness.

[itsamanuthree]

There are several reasons you wouldn't answer such a simple question. Unreasonable fear is the most likely at this point. Kinda funny in its seriousness. Hmm, so tell me, Doctor Chumpdumperstein, any more logical conclusions you want to enlighten everybody with? Wait, was that a serious question? Hmmm, there we go again... what a dilemma

[RD2191]

Chump taking wieners to the face per usual.

[Ignignokt]

I bet Tony opened this thread and is thinking he's glad he did

Only cuz you were present, and we don't have to into why...

[ChumpDumper]

Hmm, so tell me, Doctor Chumpdumperstein, any more logical conclusions you want to enlighten everybody with? Wait, was that a serious question? Hmmm, there we go again... what a dilemmaYou're trying to diagnose autism on a message board and you are calling other people "doctor"?

Doesn't really work, but good stalling effort. :tu

[Ignignokt]

Are you being sincere?

Does this question pertain to the OP? Yes or no?

[Ignignokt]

You're trying to diagnose autism on a message board and you are calling other people "doctor"?

Doesn't really work, but good stalling effort. :tu

Does it matter to you? It seems to matter a lot.

[ChumpDumper]

Chump taking wieners to the face per usual.Rob's Christian imagery comes to the fore once again.

[itsamanuthree]

You're trying to diagnose autism on a message board and you are calling other people "doctor"? Doesn't really work, but good stalling effort. :tu But, the quesiton is, when I was diagnosing you with autism... was I being serious? Hmmm, there's your dilemma

[ChumpDumper]

Does it matter to you? It seems to matter a lot.Not as much as I matter to you.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/search.php?searchid=85325

I matter to you a lot.

[Ignignokt]

Not as much as I matter to you.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/search.php?searchid=85325

I matter to you a lot.

Proof that i'm your bully is telling me. Do you want me to thsstaaaaapp?!?!

[ChumpDumper]

But, the quesiton is, when I was diagnosing you with autism... was I being serious? Hmmm, there's your dilemmaMy asking that question is not a dilemma. The dilemma you face is how to answer it or avoid answering it without looking like you are doing everything you can to avoid answering it.

[ChumpDumper]

Proof that i'm your bully is telling me. Do you want me to thsstaaaaapp?!?!I have no problem with your dedicating the vast majority of your posts to me.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/search.php?searchid=85325

I'm just asking why you have dedicated yourself to me so.

[itsamanuthree]

My asking that question is not a dilemma. The dilemma you face is how to answer it or avoid answering it without looking like you are doing everything you can to avoid answering it. :O Wow, that's an intricate logical super clever observation. You proud of it? From 1 to 10, how proud? 11?

[ChumpDumper]

:O Wow, that's an intricate logical super clever observation. You proud of it? From 1 to 10, how proud? 11?I didn't think it particularly "cleaver" -- but if it impressed you and allows you another tangent to go off on in your quest for avoidance, so be it.

[itsamanuthree]

I didn't think it particularly "cleaver".

Oh, you making jokes!

It's a start, I guess. Maybe some day you end up developing a sense of humor after all. Believe in miracles?

[Ignignokt]

I have no problem with your dedicating the vast majority of your posts to me.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/search.php?searchid=85325

I'm just asking why you have dedicated yourself to me so.

You have no problem with the attention? Cuz you the Diiivvaa!!

[SASdynasty!]

"Thanks SpursTalk. I'll go ahead and win 2 or 3 more titles for you."

[RD2191]

"Thanks SpursTalk. I'll go ahead and win 2 or 3 more titles for you."
You see kids, don't do crack.

[Clipper Nation]

"Thanks SpursTalk. I'll go ahead and win 2 or 3 more titles for you."
Not sure what a Kawhi quote has to do with Porker, tbh.

[apalisoc_9]

Not sure what a Kawhi quote has to do with Porker, tbh.

[DPG21920]

You have no problem with the attention? Cuz you the Diiivvaa!!

Why are you talking like a fairy? You are even writing in pink. You're effeminate, good to know. Don't snap your fingers at me doe.

[Ignignokt]

Why are you talking like a fairy? You are even writing in pink. You're effeminate, good to know. Don't snap your fingers at me doe.

imitating my material now? u mirin faggot?

[DPG21920]

imitating my material now? u mirin faggot?

Shhhhh, girl.

[Ignignokt]

Shhhhh, girl.

And you gay? Don't worry, I support you're lifestyle, cuz i'm progressive that way.

[itsamanuthree]

You see kids, don't do crack.

:lol

[DPG21920]

And you gay? Don't worry, I support you're lifestyle, cuz i'm progressive that way.

Coming onto me after you posting so effeminately and in pink? No thanks, but I support your lifestyle.

[Ignignokt]

Coming onto me after you posting so effeminately and in pink? No thanks, but I support your lifestyle.

Coming onto you?? that would be by accident since you reach up to my balls.

[SASdynasty!]

Not sure what a Kawhi quote has to do with Porker, tbh.
We can call that a Kawhi quote when he wins his first 2.

[Clipper Nation]

We can call that a Kawhi quote when he wins his first 2.
He's already won one. Meanwhile, every Spurs ring except for '99 has been won in spite of Porker.

[apalisoc_9]

He's already won one. Meanwhile, every Spurs ring except for '99 has been won in spite of Porker.

[Skull-1]

http://i1131.photobucket.com/albums/m558/ceritanegra/333794c7f968eb17fc.gif (http://s1131.photobucket.com/user/ceritanegra/media/333794c7f968eb17fc.gif.html)

[SASdynasty!]

He's already won one. Meanwhile, every Spurs ring except for '99 has been won in spite of Porker.
In spit of Parker leading the team in assists and being 2nd in scoring (2003, 2005)?

In spite of Parker winning Finals MVP (2007)?

Or in spite of him leading the team in scoring and assists throughout the regular season and playoffs, being the only All-Star and All-NBA player on the team, being the only player to show up in the Spurs only elimination game, and leading the Spurs in scoring in the Finals (2014)?

[Clipper Nation]

In spite of Parker winning Finals MVP (2007)?
Boobie Gibson.


Or in spite of him leading the team in scoring and assists throughout the regular season and playoffs, being the only All-Star and All-NBA player on the team, being the only player to show up in the Spurs only elimination game, and leading the Spurs in scoring in the Finals (2014)?
The Spurs wouldn't have made the Finals in 2014 if Porker hadn't faked injuries against Portland and OKC. Kawhi, Manu and Duncan carried him to it, broke back belly draggin'.

[apalisoc_9]

Boobie Gibson.


The Spurs wouldn't have made the Finals in 2014 if Porker hadn't faked injuries against Portland and OKC. Kawhi, Manu and Duncan carried him to it, broke back belly draggin'.

[dabom]

Kawhi took us to the pOromise land. You cant deny that.

[Biggems]

well I have never seen TP at HEB, but he was sitting several rows behind me at Northwoods theatre during Friday Night Lights. He was there with a few other fellas, I guess his crew at the time. No one really bothered him, just stared and whispered to one another.

Saw Fab leaving the airport one night when I went to pick up my uncle....I simply acknowledged one another as we passed and that was it.

[DMC]

Why would there be a Whole Foods section in HEB?


He didn't capitalize "whole foods", you did. Technically his comment "whole foods" could mean foods that are whole. You capitalized it and attacked your strawman.

[DMC]

I tripped over Tony once. He was laying on the floor near the bakery section at HEB. He had white powder all over his hands and face. I thought maybe he choked on donut holes but turns out he dropped some powdered sugar and was licking it off the floor. I was like "hey Tony, you ok?" and he was like "mmmfff mmmmff" which I understood as "oh definitely".

[DJR210]

:lol @ thread title