Scenes from a Hat....

[Spurs Biggest Fan]

If you've ever watched Whose Line is it Anyway, you know of a game they play on there called "Scenes from a Hat" where the host reads different suggestions given by the audience that they would like to see the players act out....

Well since it's soooo slow right now and the season is still a few weeks off, I thought I'd start a "Scenes from a Hat" of our own.

Here's how it works:

I'll suggest something (basketball/Spur related) and you all come up with as many answers as you can. Then you post a suggestion of your own... and so on... be sure to include the suggestion so that we can know which one you're doing... or not... it just might be funny either way :)

Ok?

Let's play: Spurstalk version of Scenes from a Hat:

- Things you can say about basketball but not about your girlfriend/boyfriend.

[Sense]

If you've ever watched Whose Line is it Anyway, you know of a game they play on there called "Scenes from a Hat" where the host reads different suggestions given by the audience that they would like to see the players act out....

Well since it's soooo slow right now and the season is still a few weeks off, I thought I'd start a "Scenes from a Hat" of our own.

Here's how it works:

I'll suggest something (basketball/Spur related) and you all come up with as many answers as you can. Then you post a suggestion of your own... and so on... be sure to include the suggestion so that we can know which one you're doing... or not... it just might be funny either way :)

Ok?

Let's play: Spursreport version of Scenes from a Hat:

- Things you can say about basketball but not about your girlfriend/boyfriend.

Spursreport?

[Spurs Biggest Fan]

oooops sorry my bad shhhhh don't tell anyone.... :)

[Sense]

oooops sorry my bad shhhhh don't tell anyone.... :)
:makemyday :nope

[thispego]

- Things you can say about basketball but not about your girlfriend/boyfriend.
i love you but you're getting old

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

Spursreport?

Someone get the ban stick.

[xcoriate]

:lol great thread :vomit

[JustSpurs]

Mark Cubans Hair?

[Marklar MM]

Damn. Their flat.

[ShoogarBear]

- Things you can say about basketball but not about your girlfriend/boyfriend.

It's orange and has Spaulding tattooed on it.

[Trainwreck2100]

- Things you can say about basketball but not about your girlfriend/boyfriend.

It only takes a couple of seconds to deflate your basketball.

[Summers]

He takes his time getting to the hole.

[Dex]

He takes his time getting to the hole.

:lmao

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Things you can say about basketball but not about your girlfriend/boyfriend.

You get six chances to screw up before you get kicked out.

[ObiwanGinobili]

That ball looks small and lumpy

[ObiwanGinobili]

how long has it been since the courts been waxed?

[SuperManu!!!]

I love playing against 5 black men

[NiNi]

Damn. Their flat. :lmao

[NiNi]

Playtime last longer then 40 minutes

[ObiwanGinobili]

He's just not big enough to get the job done.

[Spurminator]

All I want to do is watch.

[Spurminator]

I get some almost every night for 8 months a year.

[Spurminator]

It's best to try to get a seven footer in the middle, with two quick penetrators on the outside.

[Spurminator]

You have to try to get your shot off in 24 seconds or less.

[SWC Bonfire]

You can't use your hands on the perimeter, but you can use one hand up the lane.

[Spurminator]

Let's double team the big man until he passes out.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Let's double team the big man until he passes out.


:lmao :lmao :lmao

[SWC Bonfire]

I wish they could fast forward to the end, that's always where the excitement is.

Oh, wait...

[Marklar MM]

Kobe wants to dribble you for 48 minutes.

[Marklar MM]

In the trunk you go.

[CosmicCowboy]

a very well rounded player.

[Trainwreck2100]

Have to pay more since the SBC center opened up

[CosmicCowboy]

he dribbled right to the hole.

[Spurminator]

When you hear the buzzer, stop playing.

[Trainwreck2100]

Got called for hooking

[cherylsteele]

Get called for goal-tending.

[Marklar MM]

When I blow the whistle, you start. When I blow the whistle again, don't shoot.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

There's just something about having a big crowd watching that makes me want to step up my game.

[Spurminator]

If you come inside, I'll knock you down.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I think some substitutes are badly needed.

[Trainwreck2100]

Been doing it since I was 5

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Barring injuries, these guys could go all the way.

[cherylsteele]

I do it for the love of the game.

[Phenomanul]

Hate the game... not the "playa"...

[Trainwreck2100]

It takes a team to go all the way

[ShoogarBear]

Oh!!! He serves up a facial!!!!! [/marv]

[ShoogarBear]

p.s. I win

[Marklar MM]

Rejected...OHHHHHHHH

[SuperManu!!!]

I scored 24 tonight....but i could make my last one

[TwoHandJam]

I ripped off my tearaways and and started hitting from waaay downtown.

:smokin

[phyzik]

twenty-four second "violation"

ok, Im bad.

[1Parker1]

I scored from downtown.

[tw05baller]

is 3 seconds in the lane all i get?

[Useruser666]

"Stop passing that thing between your legs!"

"I can barely palm that thing!"

"Keep both hands on it!"

[1Parker1]

"Stop passing that thing between your legs!"

"I can barely palm that thing!"

"Keep both hands on it!"


:lmao I think we have a winner!!

[TwoHandJam]

If you have a good look you gotta put it up and drain it.

:eyebrows

[MI21]

You get more "success" by cutting strong backdoor to the hole.

[Trainwreck2100]

The fundamentals have been shyed away from thanks to television coverage.

[Spurminator]

Europeans are soft.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Lets go down to the park and try to get a pick up game.