The Official Your Mama Thread

[Koolaid_Man]

I didnt want to hijack the other thread so I'm starting this one to continue my ether assault on uncle Rukus....


id only have to look down at my skin or check my bank account to know you're not my father, speaking of parents though fuck yours for unleashing this plague on the world


Your fat ass mama pussy is so nasty they wont even eat it on Fear Factor

[Koolaid_Man]

This lame ass shit...

kool yo mama is so fat and black her ass looks like two tires. shes so damn fat when she eats chocolate cake she has to put white gloves on so she doesn't eat her damn fingers. every time this bitch gets in a car the check oil light comes on. that black bitch is so black she went to night school and got marked absent. then when she gets up in the morning and goes outside the street lights turn on. yo mamas so black that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime. bitch is so black, she could show up naked to a funeral. when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger. so black she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. so big and black she looks like a picture of outer-space with no stars.

[Koolaid_Man]

Hey bitch your mama so fat she got arrested for having 10 pounds of crack

[Koolaid_Man]

Your ugly ass mama got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like her tongue is in jail...

[Koolaid_Man]

Your fucking mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles cars slow down....

[Koolaid_Man]

Ya mom is such a fucking slut if her pussy was a video game it would be rated E for everyone.

[Koolaid_Man]

M>s yo mama is such a whore the password on her pussy is 1234

[Koolaid_Man]

Your moms pussy is like a chicken coop....cocks fly in and out all day....

[m>s]

Your mama is so black and ugly when she walks by an automated toilet it flushes

[m>s]

Your mama is so black, when you go shopping with her on Fridays, you'll always get 75% off

[m>s]

Yo mama is so black and old she refuses to take aspirin, because she's tired of picking cotton

[m>s]

Yo mama and daddy are so black that your family pictures look like ultrasounds

[m>s]

Yo mamas so black when she puts lotion on her legs it looks like she has on leather pants

[Koolaid_Man]

Your mama's pussy has more friends than Tom on Myspace.....

[m>s]

yo mama is so black, when she drinks milk you can see it going down her throat

[m>s]

Yo mama is so fat and black when she goes swimming the coast guard thinks there's an oil spill.

[m>s]

yo mama is so black she breastfeeds chocolate milk and that's how you came to be a little fatass

[m>s]

yo mama so black, I clicked on her profile pic and thought my phone died

[m>s]

yo momma is so black when she broke her leg and got crutches they called her shit on a stick

[Koolaid_Man]

Your fucking mama is like a Nascar driver she burns a lot of rubbers

[m>s]

yo mama so poor and black when she comes home the roaches sing "We are family"

[Koolaid_Man]

Your mama is like a squirrel she always got some nuts in her mouth.

[m>s]

yo mamas so black that her favorite dinosaur is a Tri-scared-a-cops

[Koolaid_Man]

Your mama is such a slut that bitch been on more weiners than Heinz ketchup

[Avante]

This is why I like this place it's so easy to be superior to all you dumb fucks.

[Koolaid_Man]

Your mama is like a Big Mac...full of fat and only worth a buck

[Koolaid_Man]

Your mama is such a whore....even rapists use condoms...

[Koolaid_Man]

Your fucking mama is such a slut she has more holes than swiss cheese

[Koolaid_Man]

Your mama's pussy is like Dominos pizza....if you dont cum in 30 mins the next one is free...

[Koolaid_Man]

Had enough bitch ?

[Fabbs]

M>s great ones.
Absolutely ethering Koon Made.

[Koolaid_Man]

Your mama's pussy is so loose fucking her is like opening a window and fucking the night air....:lol

[ohmwrecker]

This is why I like this place it's so easy to be superior to all you dumb fucks.

Heh.

[Koolaid_Man]

Your mama has been cocked more times than Elmer Fudds shotgun....

[Koolaid_Man]

Your mama is such a nasty slut she puts saltwater down her panties to keep her crabs fresh....

[Koolaid_Man]

Your mama's pussy is like the library....always open to the public...

[Koolaid_Man]

Your mama's pussy is like a protractor....good at every angle...

[Koolaid_Man]

Your mamas pussy gets so wet she drowns the bed bugs

[Koolaid_Man]

Had enough? No...

[Koolaid_Man]

Your mama's pussy is like a postage stamp...lick her...stick her...and send her away :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Your mamas pussy is like a can of pringles once you pop...you cant stop....

[RD2191]

Your mama is such a slut that bitch been on more weiners than Heinz ketchup
:lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

Your mama so nasty she got more clap than an auditorium

[Koolaid_Man]

Avante you can get it too...

Your mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater

[Koolaid_Man]

Your mama so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection....

[Koolaid_Man]

Your mama so nasty when she goes to Red Lobster they kick that bitch out for bringing her own crabs....

[Koolaid_Man]

M>s your mama house so nasty till the roaches ask to be sprayed....

[Koolaid_Man]

Your mama so nasty till the Government uses her bathwater for chemical weapons..

[Koolaid_Man]

Your mama smells so bad even dogs wont sniff her crotch....plus she made a skunk pass out... :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Your mama's dick is bigger than mine :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Your mama's pussy is so dry till her crabs carry canteens....

[Koolaid_Man]

Yo mama so hunched back she can stand on her feet and her head at the same time....

[Koolaid_Man]

Yo mama sucks so much dick she sells her spit to the sperm bank....:lol

[ohmwrecker]

Is the point of this thread to see how many your mama jokes Kool can google before he gets bored?

[Silver&Black]

Is the point of this thread to see how many your mama jokes Kool can google before he gets bored?

Exactly....

[Silver&Black]

Your mama is so black, when you go shopping with her on Fridays, you'll always get 75% off

:lmao