Murican tourists

[lefty]

Saw a lot of them today

:lol most of them wearing Bills, Red Sox, Patriots shirts or hats
:lol even an old lady wearing a St-Louis Cardinals "World Champions" shirt

:lol thinking we give a fuck and that we'll acknowledge their Murican teams

Oh and yeah, most of them were FAT and ugly :lol

:lol and why are they avoiding good French restaurants... They are always looking for Burger and beer/smoked ribs places or shitty Irish pubs with ugly redhead girls :lol

You should see the relief on their faces when they spot those places... Fat Muricans get homesick, walk around looking for Burger and beer/BBQ ribs/Irish pubs :lol

Tourists from L.A and N.Y look normal though

[Kyle Orton]

:lol vous habitez a France ?

[lefty]

:lol vous habitez a France ?

Mtl

[lefty]

:lmao almost forgot: beautiful sunny day, walk past a bar, and what do I see? Fat Muricans watching a beisbol game :lmao

[Kyle Orton]

:lmao almost forgot: beautiful sunny day, walk past a bar, and what do I see? Fat Muricans watching a beisbol game :lmao
It's disgusting how American tourists go to other countries without even attempting to have basic conversation in the native countries language tbh. They assume everyone caters to fat Americans and has to speak English

read American and (mainland) Chinese tourists are the worst

[lefty]

It's disgusting how American tourists go to other countries without even attempting to have basic conversation in the native countries language tbh. They assume everyone caters to fat Americans and has to speak English

read American and (mainland) Chinese tourists are the worst

When Murican tourists ask me the directions to Burger places, I always reply in French just to piss them off :lol

I do speak English to sophisticated New Yorkers though

[DarrinS]

I'm guessing OP is a fan of a Murican team

[DarrinS]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03124/Depardieu_3124869b.jpg

[m>s]

Saw a lot of them today

:lol most of them wearing Bills, Red Sox, Patriots shirts or hats
:lol even an old lady wearing a St-Louis Cardinals "World Champions" shirt

:lol thinking we give a fuck and that we'll acknowledge their Murican teams

Oh and yeah, most of them were FAT and ugly :lol

:lol and why are they avoiding good French restaurants... They are always looking for Burger and beer/smoked ribs places or shitty Irish pubs with ugly redhead girls :lol

You should see the relief on their faces when they spot those places... Fat Muricans get homesick, walk around looking for Burger and beer/BBQ ribs/Irish pubs :lol

Tourists from L.A and N.Y look normal though
fucking seriously your algerian ass is in france dude? ugh it fucking figures. i hope le pen has you deported.

[lefty]

fucking seriously your algerian ass is in france dude? ugh it fucking figures. i hope le pen has you deported.
I mentioned MTL in this thread, you dumb fat Murican
:lol you didn't get enough oxygen to the brain

:lol and Le Pen can't do squat, we have invaded France and it's too late now

:lol and we're coming for you

[m>s]

I'm not French I'm armed bring it on

[Infinite_limit]

:lmao almost forgot: beautiful sunny day, walk past a bar, and what do I see? Fat Muricans watching a beisbol game :lmao
I did that one day in an American Sports Bar/Hostel in Berlin

After a few drinks I realized how incredibly lame considering I can buy a half priced beer in store and drink it while walking/riding to park or museum.

I got outta there

[lefty]

I'm not French I'm armed bring it on

:lol

[Stingerer]

we have literally transcended the concept of empire. we don't need a declaration and a bunch of fucking leeches feeding on what would be a massively bloated government machine.

we literally have a gun to all of you non-americans heads. seriously guys, your sovereignty is a fucking illusion. its a privilege we've granted you and we can revoke it at ANY TIME for ANY or NO reason.

we established dominance when we nuked japan. we looked all of you in the eye and said "do if faggot. i fucking dare you. fuck with us and EVERYONE dies. better get used to bending over for the triumphant, veiny, red white and blue cock of the United States of America."

and you know what? you're bending over and fucking taking it. you've been backing hungrily into our freedom cock since the end of the second world war. some of you have even grown to LIKE it.

your diplomacy suggests you RESPECT us, but in reality you subhuman animals FEAR us. you know we're unstoppable. the combined might of all the militaries of the entire world would not stand even the remotest semblance of a chance against us. two fucking oceans man. you losers dont even have the capacity to solve the logistical challenges of staging an invading ground force in canada or mexico.

and all of you "hurr durr we'll just take out your GPS and spy satellites..." are you really retarded enough to believe the United States Air Force DOESN'T have a contingency plan for that? one that has DOZENS of rockets ready to blow the fuck through the atmosphere and shit new satellites all over the place?

we fucking own all of you. and there's noting you can do about it.

TLDR USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

[Venti Quattro]

Americans: tourists

Algerians: terrorists

[lefty]

Americans: tourists

Algerians: terrorists

Terrourist !

[lefty]

I did that one day in an American Sports Bar/Hostel in Berlin

After a few drinks I realized how incredibly lame considering I can buy a half priced beer in store and drink it while walking/riding to park or museum.

I got outta there

Good decision imo

[lefty]

tbh :

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=254840&p=8300595#post8300595

[Mr Bones]

:lol thinking we give a fuck and that we'll acknowledge their Murican teams




You realize you're on a website dedicated to an American Basketball team, right?

[lefty]

You realize you're on a website dedicated to an American Basketball team, right?
lol taking things out of context

[Mr Bones]

lol taking things out of context

Not really. Also, if your goal is to make a generalization about how unsophisticated Americans (or any tourists) are, a post full of smiley emojis and random insults might not be the best approach.

[lefty]

Not really. Also, if your goal is to make a generalization about how unsophisticated Americans (or any tourists) are, a post full of smiley emojis and random insults might not be the best approach.
:lmao :lol :cry :D :flag::lobt::rollin:hat:king:sleep:depressed

[DJR210]

:lol lefty is basically the Jeff Ayers of trolling, but still manages to snag a few suckers here and there

[Cry Havoc]

Lefty, going to town with live bait. I prefer a torpedo or a spinner myself.