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Padres #1 FAN!!!!!11
06-20-2015, 11:08 PM
While I was meticulously caressing the triple byerzoniac medial nether region of this 9.7/10 girl I decided to settle for since I was having an off night while giving her sixteen orgasms in ten minutes, I was doing some light reading on inverse Euler's method of quantum menizyghtiactical reasoning and simple analytical divergent theorems when I discovered a new technique. As my veins on my nine incher grew to a 9.76 mm average in diameter, i began to slowly thrust in a similar movement as the harmonic vibrating oscillator equation so frequently describes the theoretical pendulum in Lebniz's conformal discontinous space time theorem. The results were astounding. She began to shriek like this "OHHHHHH!!" and "THIS IS THE BEST SEX EVER! YOU ARE SO AMAZING!!" the decibel levels reached around a 129.9 kPa reading and the roof began to shake. The sweat began matriculating her way down every porous of her graceful ublimentopious frame and that is when I realized the magnitude of what I had just accomplished.

Nazrs brother
06-20-2015, 11:34 PM
:lmao:lmao:lmao

rogues
06-20-2015, 11:36 PM
:lmao

ElNono
06-21-2015, 03:39 AM
:lol

scanry
06-21-2015, 05:41 AM
:lol

buttsR4rebounding
06-21-2015, 11:03 AM
You do realize that when your 9 incher swelled to an average of 9.76 mm in diameter it was almost a half inch wide? Need to put an eraser on that bad boy.

benefactor
06-21-2015, 11:27 AM
You do realize that when your 9 incher swelled to an average of 9.76 mm in diameter it was almost a half inch wide? Need to put an eraser on that bad boy.
Read it again