NHL Offseason Thread

[Clipper Nation]

Ughhhh, I fucking hate that faggot Lucic. Going to be hard to root for him now. :bang

[Blizzardwizard]

Lucic will fit in well with the other jackasses like Dustin Brown and Jordan Nolan .

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Bruins just wasted a first-round pick on a third-round projected player (Senyshyn) instead of Barzal!

[Clipper Nation]

Lucic will fit in well with the other jackasses like Dustin Brown and Jordan Nolan .
Yes, he does fit in with other Cup-winning players. :downspin:

[LnGrrrR]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[LnGrrrR]

Man, Looch was one of my favorite players, and Dougie was going to be Chara's replacement. Augh. Bruins are going to suck again.

[velik_m]

Man Bruins just raped LA in the trade. There is nothing good about this trade... wtf?

[lefty]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

why?

He has been shit the last 2 seasons

[LnGrrrR]

I know lefty, but he's a sentimental favorite. The Bruins aren't as Bruin-y without Lucic. Chara won't be around forever and then who will we have? Marchand? I love Marchand and his horrible antics, he's an ass, but he's our ass. But... blah.

[LnGrrrR]

Man Bruins just raped LA in the trade. There is nothing good about this trade... wtf?

Makes up for the trade of Dougie I guess.

[Clipper Nation]

Kangs just drafted a 6'4" 200lb center from Russia. NHL = f:lolcked.

[lefty]

Kangs just drafted a 6'4" 200lb center from Russia. NHL = f:lolcked.

Kings adding size tbh

[Clipper Nation]

Kings adding size tbh
Dean Gawdbardi :worthy:

Not a single draft pick was under 6'0".

[Blizzardwizard]

Sharks offloading known cuck Antti Niemi to Dallas. Just need Raffi Torres healthy again now.

[Clipper Nation]

Sharks offloading known cuck Antti Niemi to Dallas. Just need Raffi Torres healthy again now.
Über-cucks Choke Thornton and Gagtrick Marchoke are still there, though.

[lefty]

Dean Gawdbardi :worthy:

Not a single draft pick was under 6'0".
:lol meanwhile, Habs keep adding small players to a team coached by a turd whose strategy is grinding


Makes sense

[Blizzardwizard]

Über-cucks Choke Thornton and Gagtrick Marchoke are still there, though.

Gagtrick Marchoke... You really made the effort there didn't you?

[Clipper Nation]

Gagtrick Marchoke... You really made the effort there didn't you?
I did make an effort, unlike the Sharts in the postseason :downspin:

[Blizzardwizard]

I did make an effort, unlike the Sharts in the postseason :downspin:

You did make the effort, unlike the Kings on banner night. :downspin:

Also, Sharks are back in LA for the opening game. Let's see if the Kangs can recover from last time. There's no Banner this time round so they should fair better.

[Clipper Nation]

You did make the effort, unlike the Kings on banner night. :downspin:

Also, Sharks are back in LA for the opening game. Let's see if the Kangs can recover from last time. There's no Banner this time round so they should fair better.
There's no banner in San Jose either :downspin:

[velik_m]

This offseason is the worst :td

[Clipper Nation]

:lol TOSRichards' contract just got flat-out voided for "breaching the terms," though the Kings won't say what he did. Genius move by Dean, as from my understanding it means we're facing less of a cap hit for getting rid of him.

No doubt the NHLPA will try to fight this, but Dean has an honors degree in labor law and was an agent before trying his hand at front-office gigs, so I'm sure he wouldn't have done this if he didn't have a good chance of making it work.

Looks like we might be able to resign Sekera after all, tbh. Bring him back and we are locked and loaded for Cup #3.

[velik_m]

And now Jones is a Shark... the worst. :td

[Blizzardwizard]

Bruins :lol
Sweeney :lol
Getting out foxed by one of the worst GMs in history :lol
Kangs :lol
Jones back in Pacific :lol
Lucic :lol

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Sharts fans getting excited about Martin Jones
:lol Reminiscent of Oilers fans getting excited about Scrivens or Leafs fans getting excited about Bernier
:lol Choke Thornton and Gagtrick Marchoke
:lol Shitting their pants at having to face Lucic
:lol So are Perry, Getzlaf, Kessler, and the Sedin sisters
:lol NHL

[lefty]

:lol Richards under investigation for an incident that happened near the U.S - Canada border

:lol Kangs knew what they were doing when they released him

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Richards under investigation for an incident that happened near the U.S - Canada border

:lol Kangs knew what they were doing when they released him

Supposedly he was smuggling Oxy across the border and might not be able to play games in the US, which would be a pretty huge breach of contract, tbh. Dean doing the right thing, per par.

Dean

Kangs

[LnGrrrR]

I'm cool with that trade. We've already got Subban in the pipeline. I feel bad rooting against the Sharks, but hey, we need that draft pick to go as high as it can.

[Blizzardwizard]

:lol Sharts fans getting excited about Martin Jones
:lol Reminiscent of Oilers fans getting excited about Scrivens or Leafs fans getting excited about Bernier
:lol Choke Thornton and Gagtrick Marchoke
:lol Shitting their pants at having to face Lucic
:lol So are Perry, Getzlaf, Kessler, and the Sedin sisters
:lol NHL

Can't be much worse than this guy

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[Clipper Nation]

That guy has more Cups than the Sharts franchise.

[Blizzardwizard]

:lol Sharts fans getting excited about Martin Jones
:lol Reminiscent of Oilers fans getting excited about Scrivens or Leafs fans getting excited about Bernier
:lol Choke Thornton and Gagtrick Marchoke
:lol Shitting their pants at having to face Lucic
:lol So are Perry, Getzlaf, Kessler, and the Sedin sisters
:lol NHL


Oilers will be getting excited about your beloved Sekera though :lol

Everybody jumping off the bandwagon :lol

[velik_m]

Sekera gone :( next bad news will be Williams :depressed

[Blizzardwizard]

Kessel to Pens :lol

[velik_m]

Greiss snubs Kings for Islanders. :/

[velik_m]

At least Williams went east :(

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Dat Patrick Sharp trade

Guess Shitcago decided that three fluke Cups were enough and it's time to go back to the Dollar Bill days, tbh.

[lefty]

:cry Sharpie

[Clipper Nation]

Lou Lamoriello cashing out on his legacy, going to the Laffs.

[BD24]

Soo the Stars probably had the best offseason of anyone I would say. Unless someone can think of a team that had a better one. None come to mind.

[velik_m]

Soo the Stars probably had the best offseason of anyone I would say. Unless someone can think of a team that had a better one. None come to mind.

Both Alberta teams.

[lefty]

lol Oilers

All that offensive talent and nothing to show for it

[velik_m]

http://www.wkbw.com/news/police-investigating-hockey-star-patrick-kane

So when does the NHL suspend him?

[Blizzardwizard]

Kane when he finds an unconscious hooker in his bedroom the day after

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